I have scars on my stomach and I don't know where they came from. I also have a big bulge from biting my cheek so much, and I hope it turns out to be a tumor.

Being on 4chan

>>692491264
I voted for obongo in 08

I tried to fuck another male person in the ass when i was a kid... Good the ass was so tight i stopped

>>692491264
one tiem i went on 4chan and i sayd "rate my gf"
but she was'bnt my gf

she was just a girl from facebok
weere not even frends on faecbook

after highschool i told my parents i wanted to go to med school. after intensive studying i got admitet and now im in 4 rth year and i failed so many exams that i cant advance into the next year, nor do i really want to because i realized i dont like it.
so now i feel like killing myself for the disapointment ive brought to my parents.
THE END

>>692492588
My best friend and I used to suck and jerk each other off all the time. I turned straight by the age of 15.

>>692493218
even psychology says it sometimes happen when you try to discover sex life and in most cases is straighting up

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>>692493218
>Turned
>Straight

.....

>>692491264
My biggest shame?

I have no particular event to highlight... no special anecdote to laugh about after many years... my whole life is a chain of events that range from meaningless to cringe beta shit.

i fucked boys in the ass behind dumpsters when we were both 6

>>692494107
Anon, I like you

>>692491264
im fat

My penis is my biggest shame

I dun give a fuck one way or the other plus anyone making insincere claims of apathy can be ashamed for me.

I browse 4chan

>>692494248
I dont like myself, on the bright side Im straight now (I like trannies)

>>692491264
I write poetry.

>>692491264
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die

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>>692494699
>greentext would be nice

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>>692491264
I say that I hate Putin, but I like him when no one is looking.

>>692491264

Shame? I am ashamed of nothing.

I was a brony in middle school

then I realized how fucking retarded it was and stopped

later fucked a dog because I wanted to know what dick felt like in my ass, not just toys

also fucked my female crush's gay best friend because I wanted to try it to see if I liked it. Meh 6/10 vagina is better

>>692492635
ur b8 needs some work

got fucked by a older man

>>692494896
then your not trying hard enough

>>692494672
If you like trannies, you're gay.

>>692495215
green text story faggot

>>692491264
I used to spit in the mashed potatoes at Kmart cafe back in the mid 90s

>>692493062
become a veterinarian or a veterinarians assistant

>>692495278
you know what they say 'its a feminised penis'

>>692495239

>implying I have shame

It's the IDGAF principle.

>>692491264

I am the biggest shame in my parents' lives.

right now?
i stole £1200 worth o f good, will try to get £4000 worth of good on saturday.

I feel pretty scummy, but i'm skint but need to have some money to survive.

>>692495479
thats a horrible principal you should be ashamed of that

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>>692494862
Stupid Fag

>>692495519
what goods are you stealing fam?

I cheated on my partner. Then blamed him. Because I am a piece of shit and should kill myself.

>>692494862
>he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

>>692491264
I owned and paid for iPhone 3Gs...

>>692495626
newfag swallowed b8

>>692495278
*Bisexual you fucking retard

>>692495366
>'its a penis'
fify

>>692495650
Did he steal any CASH?

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>>692491857
ouch

>>692495812
bisexual's gay

>>692491264
Everytime I have gotten close to a girl, I get scared and then distance myself from them as fast as I can, even if I don't want to. I don't even know if it's a mental issue or an internal/emotional problem. It's unacceptable and people don't deserve to be affected by it.

>>692491264
I seriously love anime

forced some other kid to suck my dick when i was like 12,
like.. FORCED.
honestly i didn't think anything of it for years, but then i grew up a little more and realized i probably scarred him for life.

>>692495628
Bluetooth digital watches. go pro stuff. reckon i'll have to sell slowly via ebay.

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> be me, 30yo me
> great job good wife okay step kids
> always pay taxes
> maintain high credit score
> always trying to keep my nose clean
> never in trouble
> headed home after work
> parking garage fees went up again
> see Muslim woman speaking rapidly into phone while carrying a box
> approach, "gimmie dat"
> take box from her, push her to ground
> tried to kick her in the cunt, but got her in the gut instead.
> take box and leave
> get home. Take box to garage to inspect without my wife or kids around
> mfw box has immodium, prune juice, and an expired bag of dehydrated prunes

yeah I stole a box from a Muslim who couldn't shit

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>>692491264
i have sex dreams about family members from time to time. mostly my mother and sister

>>692496004
>I seriously love anime

So?

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>>692491264
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.

>>692496072
wtf

>>692491264
I have a diploma in illustration. i went to university for 3 years to do an art course. i only just passed

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>>692496072

>Parking fees went up
>So I beat up and stole from a constipated Muslim

I think I actually believe you. Shit like that just doesn't get made up.

>>692494862
newborn

>>692496253
wait so you walk around in $600 dollar sneakers instead of sellling them? Why fam?

>>692495986

I used to feel like that dude.

Turned out I loved the dick.

>>692491264
I have a tiny dick :(

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>>692495975
You got me there

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>>692491264
I'm 30 and married and fap to the Loli threads on /b/. I'm pretty boring.

>>692496349
Jeex i forgot about this one.. but i went to uni and failed. so i got a degree created and used that to get a job.( this was over 20 years ago.. attending uni no longer on cv)

I felt a huge shame when my dad put the cert in a frame and hanged it on the wall.. i ended up taking it off!

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Shat in my pants till i was 13

>>692496622
Kek shut the fuck up

>>692496609
because he's a nigger who steals
he wants to look hood rich

>>692491264

im married to a bitch and im too chicken shit to leave her

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>>692493516

I was caught jacking off by my mom

>>692496143
as in i own statues and shirts have seen over 350 ect. im seriously worried its some sort of addiction as i cant sleep without watching some. you wouldnt be able to tell from looking at me, i look pretty normal

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>>692496143

>>692496622
dub dubs of truth

>>692491857
This.

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>>692496609
alot of girls and teenagers stare at me, makes me feel wanted because nobody liked me in high school.

>>692496253
I worked at a Journeys store back in the late 90's. People would come in all the time with stolen credit cards and allow me to buy a pair of shoes for myself as long as I didn't say anything.

Got the commission and new shoes.

I remember my manager was such a dumbfuck. She got busted stealing deposit bags. Nothing could be traced to me via the credit cards. No cameras and the cards were manually pressed with those old carbon paper slide things.

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>>692491264
I went though a period in my life that I would get so drunk every day I would piss my bednightly and then just cover it with towels.

Eventually I had to toss the mattress and I got my head out of my ass and stopped... but that shit was pretty embarrassing.

>>692491264
>be me
>be 14
>be german
>pretty good in sports in generell
>rugby fan
>wanting to become rugby player and get the german team to their first ever world cup
>two years later didnt even start playing because Im too lazy for training
>another two years later
>rarely train, become mediocre
>another two years later
>nothing has changed
>the fuck am I doing with my life
>yet again 2 years later
>be me
>be 22
>fucked my only dream I ever had
>go to /b/ and confess

/b/ is full of faggots as expected.
i'm outta here

>>692494696
me too. I hate to admit that. They either start thinking that I'm just trying hard at impressing someone, or they ask to read it, which I always refuse to.

>>692497380
how long did this go on for?

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>>692495001
You need to see a therapist... seriously. People like you should be required by law to see a shrink to exist in normal society.

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>>692491264
I had a crush on an 11 year old when I was 16...

>>692491370
>hope it turns out to be a tumor
We all do Anon, we all do

>>692493062
that's life.
it is not a race.
if your parents don't get that, well guess what, they'll be dead soon while your sniffing coke off a hookers ass. and guess what? you'll die too.

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>>692496072
>has to be real
you can't make this shit up.

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>>692494672
>i'm straight now
>i like trannies

>>692497272
fair enough. although back in the 80s niggers used to shoot kids for thier sneakers.

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>>692495001
Damn

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I am a dickfarmer. But I am NOT ashamed

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threat full of faggots

>>692497699
I assume you're talking about the dog thing, I was a horny teenager and you act like you never stuck your dick somewhere it didn't belong. Mine may be more fucked up but I resent it now and would never do it again.

>>692496072
...what

...no, really, why the fuck did you steal a box because parking fees went up? what??

>>692497969
Now I live in Canada so odds of being shot by a nigger are greatly reduced I guess

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>>692494672
Thats not being straight. Thats being a faggot anon...

I tried to join the KKK in freshman year of high school.

>>692497767
Done this before too.

>>692491264
I seriously love drugs, im a chubby middle class white guy with a good family and prospects and I know i'll end up pissing it all away getting high. CWE codeine, ketamine, molly, pretty much anything that isnt weed (weed doesnt agree with me). I just love substance abuse in general

>>692497960
i fap to trannies but would never fuck one, is my logic flawed?

forgot to delete my browser history

>>692497637
Not long enough. I had to get the fuck out of there. The manager (the one stealing deposit bags and shoes) was a massive drug addict. To this day, I have no idea how the regional managers out her in that position?

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>>692498399
weed is for pussies and weak life failures, keep on taking the hard drugs good on ya man

>>692491370
any chance for pics of scars? parents/guardians offer no explanation?

>>692498161
so you make aluminum casts of dicks? thats a weird hobby, do you sell them or something?

>>692491857
You should not say that publicly...this is beyond shame

>>692494672
Faggot.

>>692497062
Dude relax i'm nearly in my 30's and married to a hot younger wife. I have watched anime since I was like 5yo and my wife found my hentai collection but liked the stuff so everything went better than expected.

It's not so bad you know only the millenial fagot think it's edgy to hate anine.

>Be me
>Be 11 or some shit
>Halloween just passed
>Still have orange pumpkin plastic container shit for candy collecting
>Piss in it everyday and stash in closet
>One day it's filled to the rim
>"Anon what's that smell"?!
>Looks in closet and finds it on top shelf
>highestlevelautismacheivmentunlocked.xbox

>>692498399
get help, before you become a 4chan oldfag with stained mattress in basement of old mother

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>>692496454
I agree. That's fucking funny.

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>>692498279
No, I'm talking about all of it. The combinations of it all. You obviously have some mental issues you may not be aware of. You may feel like you're normal now, but you are far from it.

Seriously, go see a shrink. I'm not saying this to be a dick, I'm saying this with all seriousness.

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letting down my parents in every aspect of my life

>>692498279
i stuck my dick in a melon when i was a kid, but i would never have fucked a dog. why didnt it just bite you and did you cum?

>>692494862
Try harder fbifag

I got a boner when I saw a little girl running around naked in the beach

i jerked off in my bed at a religious retreat

>>692498867
I don't understand what issues I might have that you're referring to. I realized how retarded brony was, I fucked a dog once and regret it constantly, and I'm bisexual and wanted to try sex with a guy. other than the dog everything else isn't that strange. I only fucked the guy because he's literally the only gay top I know

>>692496155
Omg dude wtf is wrong with you?! Seriously?

I killed a man cause he killed my goat.

>>692498952
dog fucked me, it was just really fast and toys felt better than dog, real dick better than toys, straight sex > all

>>692498815
its not being addicted to one drug tho, its an addiction to getting fucked up in general. i just think its who i am, who the hell do i go to to ask for help on that

>>692498390
>Done this before too.
Glad I'm not alone. Shiet.

>>692499209
everyone doesn't do this?

>>692491264
joined the kkk

I've listed these before in "share secrets" threads, usually I get called fucked up, rightfully so. New ones to add anyways:
>9 years old, sucked the dick of my cousin who was 7 when he came down to my state for summer, did it again at 10. I used to hide his underwear just so he could be naked too.
>Age 12, Oral intercourse with another cousin, sucked his dick too, and we used to jack off together, he was 11.
> Age 12, Started smelling my sisters' (age 7) panties, it begins some stuff. We didn't live together, btw, I was technically a brother of 7 but an only child.
>Age 13, fingered my oldest sister while she slept, I couldn't resist, I ended up jacking off over her while she slept, luckily I came adjacent to her.
>Age 14, living with sisters and mother for reasons, worst year of my life, my two oldest sis' would do a lot of stuff to each other, just shy of penetration and fucking basically, I spyed on them and beat off, felt like shit after. (Apparently incest wasnt just MY problem. the two I mentioned used to try to fuck my oldest brother when we all were together during a particular summer, they did stuff to me while I slept, from what my bro says.
>be 28 now, stable and blossoming job in law enforcement for years, still masturbate to trannies, zoo (shame here) I piss in jugs and leave them here for months on end because I can't be bothered (shame here too), and nobody would be the wiser, I actually garner respect in my work, and I look like a completely normal man, have great social ettiquette, lots of friends, and am one of the only black males in my community on my way to higher levels of law enforcement. And I'm a fucking warped deviant, and the American Dream.

>>692491370
It's your belly button, silly anon

>>692499429
i honestly dont know if thats better or worse. i get being a curious faggot, but why the hell was having a dog fuck you the first thing that came to mind and not a human

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>>692499511
she's my neighbor and we basically grew up together. Knew her since she was 2, knew her brother since he was (I want to say 9). He's older than me by 3 years. Fast forward to now, she's 15, I'm 18, soon to be 19.

>>692499776
I was very young and in extremely straight prejudiced bible belt area and was too scared to fuck another person, at least a dog won't tell

>>692491264
No shame here.
Shame is for the weak.
It's just a way of letting other people control how you think feel and act.
Fuck That shit.

when I was like 10 years old or something I sniffed the dirty undies of my uncle ( I was at my grandmas house and he still lived there) I don't know why did it, they smelled a bit like piss and now when I think about it it makes me kind of horny..

>>692499745
>am one of the only black males in my community

you don't go announcing that kinda shit here, son...

>>692499745
This makes me feel more normal.

>>692499745
why isnt your shame being a nigger, thats worse than the other stuff

>>692500281
You're right.

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i like putting objects into (or sounding) my tiny penis

I'm 38, have never had a job, a heroin addict, I live with my parents, steal from them every day even though they bought me a 2015 car (the fifth they've got me) the nicest foods, decent clothes, all bills paid, money for drugs and hookers, 4 top end computers, 2 50 inch monitors... you get the idea. I've done nothing with my life but fuck prostitutes and get high for the last two decades.

>>692500210
>>692500281
>>692500386

fucking love /b/

Met a girl who was fucking 10/10 would fucking commit war crimes just to see her again. She was super intelligent as well. We were really great friends until I turned into a butt hurt fag and told some people we were dating when we weren't. She heard and hasn't talked to me since. That was 3 and a half years ago

>>692500491
shit, i thought my dick was small. you gay? if not how do women react to that

>>692500500
Dubs confirm my jealousy.

>>692499656
idk it felt weird making eye contact with jesus as i climaxed. for the record though i was'nt jerking off TO a statue of jesus, i was thinking about some chick from my 3rd period class

Getting caught stealing from my grandmother for drugs... Turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me though.. I made it up to her

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I convinced my wife to try to seduce her father. She's gone so far as to spread her legs and open up her pussy lips with her fingers. It's gotten beyond my control and they might actually fuck. We're going to visit them for a week at their vacation home tomorrow. Pic semi related, not wife.

>>692500816
You ate that pussy, didn't you?

>>692500500
dude, stop sponging of your parents. if you want to be a piece of shit fine but they don't deserve to have to suffer your shit

>>692500709
not gay. i just keep it to myself. life sucks, but it is what it is. no use crying over small cock

>>692500785
oh no we were just in a room. no jesus just church camp kids, I was probably thinking of whatever porn I had last seen or w/e

>>692500920
Yes. I ate my grandmothers pussy. You faggot

>>692500921
I have zero qualifications and some health issues. There's not a person on earth who'd hire me.
Besides, you'd be all over this level of comfy if it was accessible to you.

>>692500868
How does this even work? There must've been a foundation to launch this from.

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>>692498707
Buy sell trade, use as currency. Look up green sand castin on youtube. I use petrobond. Working on silicone molds though.

>>692500920
I am willing to bet that you are black. Which makes you a nigger

>>692498813
Did almost the same thing but with a yellow plastic hard hat, stashed it in the drop ceiling in my old room and left it there when we moved, wonder if the new people found it

>>692501119
You know that shit was funny.

>>692500868
going to need every detail about your life and how you came to be in this situation

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>>692494699
>>692494862

>>692501217
>use as currency.
you use plastic penises as currency?

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jacked off in backseat of a car that my 2 sisters and mom were in, had no napkins so I ate my cum to clean it up

>>692501228
I am, keep up with the thread Rainman, it's been a known thing.

>>692501279
yea if you're a 12 years old nigger

>>692501121
no i actually like my parents. how the hell haven't you killed yourself over how worthless you are. im not saying go get a job and be a productive member of society. im saying go be a piece of shit away from them, go sponge of the government or take up a life of crime, just leave them out of your life

>>692501487
I could just tell by how fucking ignorant you are.. The same as all niggers. Degenerate filth. Everything you mother fuckers touch turns to shit.

>>692491264
I had sex with a 13 year old.

>>692501582
Tough Crowd... Ever hear the one I do about airline food?

I'm a 28 year old kissliss virgin that still lives with his parents :(

>>692500946
I know you won't believe me but I have huge cock and it's not so easy either when you can't fit in most of the girls so there have been periods of me being alone because of it. So I kind of wish I had a small one so I atleast could fit in pussy and do stuff. Now it's like trying to insert a bottle of coke in a keyhole...

>>692501788
Nope.. go for it faggot

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>>692501411
No, plastic to make a mold in sand and make out of lead. Lead is currency

>>692501217
>goes to the grocery store to buy food
>that will be $7.95
>pull out a bag of plastic dicks
>....sir
>you do take plastic dont you?

>>692501772
How old are you?

>>692501993
55

>>692501950
in what world is led a viable form of currency

>>692501993
around 30. A little younger.