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Why are American athletes so fucking strong?

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the photoshop is damn strong in this one
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>>692489844

because america has steroids and niggers?
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Nigga+steroids²=monsters
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>>692489991
>implying no other country in the world has steroids and niggers
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>>692489844
Because only strongest ones were taken to America.
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>>692489844
You know in the second photo, if he really looked like that he would be able to run without crushing his balls.
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>>692489844
>bench 55 reps
what the fuck does that mean?
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>>692489844
LEts see, bench doesn't get measured in reps and at 6'11 you would be too thin at 310lbs. So............................................................................................................................................................
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>>692489844
loot at shadow... yeah right.
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>>692490946
NFL uses 225lbs as a standard for bench press and counts reps instead of adding weights.
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>American

I think you meant black people
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>>692490946
Retard
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>>692489844
Fucking shopped pasta
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>>692491465
Americuck football is a retarded nigger worship sport.
Then you complain when niggers fuck your white bitches...
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>>692491081
>bench doesn't get measured in reps
NFL combine, dumbass. Kill yourself
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>>692489844
Where's the proof that guy ever ran anything close to a 4.38?
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>>692489844

Selective breeding from slave owners.
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>>692491253
>implying no other country has black people

They're still American
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>>692491678
Yeah yeah. Go back to watching your soccer players fake injuries faggot
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I don't think a lot of the racists in here realize that a ton of black people originated from america
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>>692489844
55 reps of what??
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>>692492099
lol wut?
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>>692492099
STFU white Nigger
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>>692492151
225 lbs. It's the standard bench measurement for the NFL draft.
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>>692492151
You're fucking stupid, learn to read Nigger.
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>>692492151

Of 100kg
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>>692489844
Juice, nigga. Like everything else in the USA. Money to be made, corruption to be found. Just writing that could get me fu...
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>>692489844
Because they play American football, which requires being a juiced up meathead. Other countries have no need for athletes to be so strong.
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>>692489844

Because our niggers were bred to be big and strong to work on our fields.
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>>692489844
if they dont workout they become fatt by the regular food they sell in the store
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>>692490379
I'm pretty that poverty is because of whites.
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>>692494106
Yeah cause Africa was a thriving utopia before white people arrived.
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>>692492151
Dumb fuck
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>>692489844
>55 Reps
55 reps of what?
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>>692489844
Genetic diversity
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>>692494237
WE WAZ KANGZ
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>>692490307
Ours were bred to be like this they aren't normal niggers
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>>692489844
Selective breeding
Steroids
Wasteful amounts of food
A ridiculously lucrative sports industry
Cultural empasis on "winning" (even if that might comprimise sportsmanship)
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>>692489844
>bench
>55 reps
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>>692491787
>>692493779
>>692494555
>>692494569

Please produce actual proof that there were ever competent and/or effective attempts in the intellectual mecca that was the deep south to breed a better slave.
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>>692493724
This.
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>>692494569
This pretty much sums it up
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Because this is fake
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>>692490307
Ye, but 'merica took the strongest niggers to pick cotton and beat some hemp. It's like accidental selective breeding over a period of a few hundred years. Most african niggers are scrawny as shit, while 'merican niggers not only have better genetic background, they also live in a first-world country, it's no wonder they are strong as shit.
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cause you have niggers hardened by generations of slavery
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>>692489844
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>>692495775
Lol this guys actually weak as fuck by powerlifter/strongman standards
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>>692489954
Wevs Nigga so strong he warps the world around him
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>>692494106

Without whites those shit tier houses would be shit tier mud huts.

If they had clothes it would be from skins of animals they killed or traded to get the pelts.

No electrical wiring ran, no water buckets ect ect.

Its not our fault we hand the niggers everything and they shit all over it.
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>>692495957
but could still effectively tear off your head and shit down your neck.
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These 'athletes' can't do anything for more than 6 seconds without having a 5 minute break afterward.
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>>692495957

He's well known to be the strongest person on the planet. You obviously know nothing about lifting.
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Slavery
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>>692495775

lol isnt this the guy that chops heads off for isis?
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>>692494106
you don't realize this but you have no idea what your talking about.
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>>692496435
Actually he does.
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>>692496246
Said the yuropoor
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>>692496166
Sure they would skyler
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>>692489844
Genetic Engineering during slavery.
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>>692495695
>M-MUH SLAVERY ARGUMENT
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>>692491081
>hello, my name is anon and i've never heard of the NFL Scouting Combine
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>>692496414

People thought it was, he told the BBC today that he is joining Iranian forces in Syria to help the Shia Kurds fight ISIS.

The other dude is the "bulldozer" they are not the same apparently. I just saw a video about it today.
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>>692489844
I take that back it's not Genetic Engineering. It's Eugenics. During slavery.
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>>692496564
qualify that statement with some actual facts. billions have been dumped into the shithole that is africa and it's only because of the corruption and violence of the indigenous population that they live in extreme poverty.
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I'm pretty sure Rugby players could out lift, outrun, and outfight American football players
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>>692495162

its a simple Google. Even wiki has a page on it if you are that lazy.
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>>692495676
A few hundred? It lasted something close to 250 at most. Calm the fuck down.
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>>692497002
Perhaps, but they won't earn as much money.
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>>692496936
>IF I THROW MONEY AT A PROBLEM IT SHOULD GO AWAY

HURR DURR
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>>692497166
That's not what this thread is about but cool.
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>>692495775
How do so little people see how badly shooped every single one of this guys pics are??
Show me ONE Video of him and his muscles
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>>692497263
Stay mad yuropoor
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>>692497002
no, just imply because football players do all their stuff with the heavy armor included, so... no
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>>692497166
Also at least they have the guts to play a sport other countries play, instead of just playing with themselves and crowning America king of the world every year.
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>>692497310
>requesting videos of men flexing

What are a fucking faggot?
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A strong culture of not being muscled = gay/girly

You want pussy? You better eat chease and meat and do push ups

Everyone in our country has enough space to live, food to eat, and means of transport so if your too fat or skinny you made a choice.
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>>692497002
I'll just assume this is straight up shit tier bait.
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>>692496936
Corruption, violence, and stupidity. Don't forget the stupidity.
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>>692497375
Your countries are so small you have to play each other. A lot of our states are bigger than your countries anyway. Relax.
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>>692497372
They have to take a break every 5 minutes and wear armour because they just run into each other like retards and call it a sport.
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>>692497232
literally thousands of volunteers go to africa yearly only to be robbed and killed for their efforts to improve the plight of its poor. you're a fucktard with an agenda. these people are raped,murdered and held for ransom on a regular basis and yet still they go trying to help. you aren't presenting facts because you have none and just have an anti white agenda imho
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>>692497658
>GUISE SERIOUSLY
>THROW MONEY AND VOLUNTEERS WHILE IGNORING SYSTEMATIC PROBLEMS AND ITLL GO AWAY GUISE
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>>692489844
Us whites breed them that way.
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>>692497900
You don't breed shit cheeto breath
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>>692497890
>IGNORING SYSTEMATIC PROBLEMS
All those problems are being created or exacerbated by idiot African dictators and warlords.
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The main thing to keep in mind is that football is the gayest sport ever. If any self respecting man tried to walk down the street wearing gold spandex pants he would be considered the biggest faggot of all time.

Yet in football it is totally normal for men to lie on top of each other and hug in big orgy piles, while rubbing each other through their tight metalic colored pants.
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>>692497375
You're a pussy. Do you know what percentage of Americans play American Football professionally? Probably less than .50%

Wayyyyyy less than any other international sport, yet, it still makes more money than any of them.

STFU eurofag
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>>692497890
still no facts but please enlighten me on what control any person, group or government could actually have on the system of government in a sovereign nation in africa or how that system of government is their fault or responsibility.
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>>692498157
A master baiter right here
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>>692497440
I never said a word about flexing.
>What are a fucking faggot?
God damn, read a book some time. Could help you a lot
You could learn to read AND write like a normal person. Wouldn`t that be something?
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>>692498307
Of the top 5 highest paid sportsmen, the top 2 are soccer players,and the 2 Americans on the list are basketball players.
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>>692489844
Is this ultranigger's son?
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>>692498307
>We play 3 sports no one else gives a shit about and over pay the players.
USA! USA! USA!
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>>692491081
are you retarded?
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>>692498806
someone should breed that guy with one of the Obama girls. The offspring would be truly Ultra with a undeniable pedigree. would instantly be world royalty in the minds of the people.
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>>692489844
As an American I can explain this to you. We have high expectations for people that we see even though we're fat as fuck and can't move. Therefore if you are on television and observed by everyone then you have to stand out. For some like Honey Boo Boo you are more fucked up than most of those in the USA so you deserve a television spot. For an athlete you must assume you're already fit and quite strong. So in order to stand out you must not only be fit, you must be overly powerful. Those that don't make it into that category and fall in between the norm and the "OFFICIAL USA ATHELETES" are just called wannabes by fat fucks like me.
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>>692499045
soccer fag detected
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>>692499281
This = megakek
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>>692497310
Might be synthol.
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>>692498806
>>692499281
would be an instant masterace
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>>692491081
Holy shit, how does someone become this braindead?
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>>692499505
American beer.
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>>692497002
Lmao no
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>>692499616
Cheetoh and Dew fog
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>>692499670
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>>692495957
most of his mass is fat :/

anyhow he's headed to Syria, to "fight". he'll be dead soon enough.
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>>692499670
fag wearing armor because of fear of ouchies?
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>>692496873
Didnt the fat ISIS guy get killed?
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>>692499863
Sauce?

:P
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>>692489844
gorillas dont count
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>>692499670
I cant even tell how big the guy on the right is because of so much padding. He looks soft as fuck though.
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>>692496460
what about real football you fags call it soccer
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>>692496704
>humans migrate to northern areas
>necessity is the mother of invention; the savagery of the cold new lands breeds brilliance and strength of will
>Europeans build thriving civilization
>return to Africa at some point
>nogs never had to develop anything better than mud huts
>Euros literally find them still wallowing in mud huts, in the middle of the most resource rich continent on earth
>realize african kangz n shiet are enslaving their people
>buy a few slaves
>eventually say fuck it, build civilization in nogland
>nogs eventually demand that whites leave
>whites leave civilization already build for nogs to inherit
>nogs completely shit on it, just ruin the whole fucking thing
>whites just shrug, finally accepting that nogland is a toilet good only for reaping resources
>years later, people point to this recent development and slavery and claim white people ruined a continent that never once was able to rise in the face of adversity ever
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>>692499366
speak for yourself. not fat here. kids aren't fat. I have a reasonable muscle mass and don't even work out to maintain it. only lazy fucks in america are fat and should be euthanized for the common good.
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>>692496288
Oh ok, what world records does he hold? I have compiled an extensive list;
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The end
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>>692489844
>Bench 55 reps
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>best rugby team is the best team in the world

>best football team is the best team in America

which would you rather be?
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>>692500567

You're so weak, fucker, you probably can't even lift the paper your list is on. Try going to the gym sometime.
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>>692500559
>>only lazy fucks in america are fat and should be euthanized for the common good.

So we kill the 99% to save the 1%? Let's be honest. We're neither the healthiest nor most active in the world.
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>>692489844
Because they were selectively bread as slaves to be bigger and stronger. Remember they were viewed as livestock for a pretty long time. So in the same way that horses today are large and strong animals even though they started in Russia and were too small to even ride, the African American community is largely comprised of the offspring of these selectively bread "farm tools". If any color or nationality would only selectively bread strong and smart people we as a species could get somewhere much faster.
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If I had to guess its the processing of foods, with many animals and crops being treated with chemicals that cause changes to the metabolism and growth rate of our people, along with the difference in culture and priorities where in many parts of Europe the traditional "look" for a guy is smaller and less muscular where as here, with what we idolize and who we're taught as children to emulate (jacked hero soldiers, hardworking farmers and cowboys, Captain America style characters, Football players) are all much bigger in relation to their European counterparts or at the very least what we think of, stereotypical when we think of other countries. Even in Iceland or one of those fucking cold water countries, I dont remember, being a Strongman competitor turned into a big thing for their communities and their culture so now a huge population of them are fookin' massive m8 and being seen as attractive which means large man genes go into cutie Icelandic chicks which means a more buff gene-pool. Its just that here in America, maybe not to that extreme, but still, thats been going on for a long time.

TL;DR - Chemical imbalances compounded by cultural differences and priorities
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>>692495775
he looks like he has hair on 99% of skin, and like he washed himself 2 or 3 times max in his entire life, typical stinky sandnigger
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>>692500559
>I have a reasonable muscle mass and don't even work out to maintain it.
Yeah you're either a delusional fatty or a delusional skinny fatty.
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>>692501376
motherfucker i'm RIPPED.
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>>692500931
while it's certainly common to see ridiculously obese people in america the trade isn't anywhere near 1 to 99

here per the cdc https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html
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>>692501437
Pics or gtfo
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>>692499045
Yeah that's freedom for you! Stick to your, cricket, rugby, and soccer faggot. MLB, NBA, and NFL bitch!
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what is: ', '', lbs, yard, reps?
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>>692500909
You're the only one comparing that strongman to other people. Literally no one said they could fight him. Just that he wasn't that strong compared to other strongman competitors and you're full of shit. He never even competed. So fuck you, competitive fucknugget.
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>>692501643
Nascar > Formula 1
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>>692501506
I know in the US it's more around 34.9% of people are obese. It's just I swear all 34.9% of the live near me.
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>>692501872
Do you perhaps live in Texas?
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>>692501376
not fat or delusional and I work a physical job. I take it you are just fat with no excuse and should be euthanized for your burden on the general populace.
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>>692500320

He has to look pretty for his fucking Verizon or Burger King commercial, or whatever the fuck all these NFL players do to grasp at people that they matter.

Yes, I'm an American, and the other Americans here can fuck right off.
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>>692502018
Not American. Not fat.
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>>692501872
heh same at times same
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>>692489844
IQ: 0
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>>692501648
' is feet. " is inches. lbs is pounds, one of which is about 0.45 kbs. a yard is 3 feet which is about 0.9 meters, and a rep is each full motion of a workout so every time he takes the weights down to his chest and back up past the rest bar.
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>>692502001
Lol no. NC. Pretty much similar except slightly higher education level and less lax gun laws.
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>>692502114
Number of children: Unknown.
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>>692502095
sure you're not....
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>>692499488
But not in his hands. This is just simple and pure photoshop
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>>692502214
lol k nigga
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>>692502325
If there were a emo version of the brother from the movie 50 first dates this would be it.
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>>692489844
American niggers were bred to work (incredible to think of I know).
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>>692491694
Ever considered that no one outside America knows anything, or even cares about amerifag "football". Only a country as dumb as America would call a sport "football" when 95% of the time the ball is in someone's hands. Let's be honest, you all just like looking at nigger dick in the showers afterwards.
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>>692502486
No lie.. as a white American I never thought about this until just now but you're right.
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>>692502528
Why the fuck do you call it rugby is 100% of the time rugs aren't involved?
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>>692502325
date and timestamp and then justify that awful haircut
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>>692502459
Not the worst comment I've recieved. Hair is naturally black so cant do much about the emo look.
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>>692502697
Lol. It was invented in a place called rugby, if you were seriously asking.
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>>692502459
kek, spot on
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>>692502767
Football was invented in America, where nothing makes sense and everything is eagles and freedom
Also, thank you, I did not know that, now I leave more informed, and subsequently less American.
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>>692496460
You mean to say you lost 3 super bowls?
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>>692501865
Got me there yuropoor
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>>692502719
Look at how quickly I posted that photo in reply to your comment. Do you really think I found a selfie like that on google, saved it, solved the captcha, and replied that fast?
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>>692489844
it's called "juicing". look it up.
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>>692503095
Not the poster you're replying to and I dont care if that's you or not, but can you please justify that haircut?
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>>692489844
Drugs and hormones intake.
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>>692503275
50 first dates poster here...
He can't. There's no way to. He says it's natural but he's fucking lying. He wants to be a buff emo. Pussy emo is just too mainstream.
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>>692503275
Cant really. Not so much a hair cut as too lazy to get it cut.
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>>692503514
If all Emo kids were jacked they probably wouldn't get bullied all the time.
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>>692503581
If you're so fucking buff you shouldn't be too lazy to get a haircut. Just get one on your way to/from the gym faggot.
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>>692503743
Yesh you sound like my mother. I'll probably get it cut this weekend. HAPPY NOW? My hair is naturally black though.
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>>692489844
We lift bro
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>>692502325
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>>692489844
Who is this guy actually?
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>>692503959
I'm super happy now that you can take advice from anon but when your mom tells you to go get a haircut you tell her to go fuck this establishment.
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Search JJ Watt. He broke the world record for a box jump (61 inches) he is 290 lbs he squats 750 lbs
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>>692494551
WE FLEW PYRAMIDS AND SHIT
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steroids and growth hormones he will be dead befor he is 40
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>>692495775
That nigga can carry a fucking nuke to a suicide bombing
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