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Europe Hate Thread
>>692457048
deal with it
>>692457048
Sup polish bro. I want to take a trip to poland next year. Any tips on where i need / should go to? Germanfag here
>>692457048
why Portugal?
Hey faggot. Remove that fucking border in Ireland. Fucking faggot British bastards GET OUT OF IRELAND
>>692457395
We will, you're not getting in the EU until 3000 lol
>>692457775
Englands closest allies maybe?
>>692457775
1. Polish Walmart (biedronka)
2. Yesterday's football match.
>>692457048
OP, umrzyj, pliska.
>>692457912
I dont think they care bro
>>692458049
well I had no clue biedronka was portugese (german here) always assumed they were spanish
Homeland: Croatia
Love: Russia,Germany,Czech rep.,
Like: Iceland,Hungary,Norway,Macedonia,Scotland,Ireland
Neutral: Austria,Poland,Belarus,Bulgaria,Romania,Portugal,Spain,Latvia,Litva,Estonia,Finland,Denmark,Serbia(eventhough it seems sometimes full of Chetniks that didn't evolve) ,Albania (loyal friends,dangerous enemies),Wales,Slovakia,Netherlands,Sweden,Belgium
Dislike: Bosnia and Hercegovina (everyones a croat ,serb or muslim times 10 ),Italy,Montenegro ,Greece
Hate: France,England
Kill it with fire: England and Turkey
>>692457048
why hate portugal ;_;
>>692457395
your homeland is actually germany. You are born in germany, have a german passport and your german is better than your turkish.
You are german, deal with it
>>692457048
Polish go home now ^.^
>>692457048
>Europe Hate Thread
>Loves almost every european county.
what?
>>692457688
Try Krakow or Gdansk
Hungarian/Canadian here, planning to take a trip around Europe with my motorcycle with a few friends before I leave for the Army next year.
Any recommendations/things to do in your home country if I happen to visit? I would really like to be able to find places to camp out even if I have to pay for a spot as I could bring a tent on my bike. I enjoy smoking weed and tripping on shrooms sometimes so I was hoping to be able to do that while out in nature and also be able to watch my bike just in case, I'm a little paranoid about it because I want to be able to sell it off before I leave for some spending money.
>>692457688
If you like to go clubbing or enjoy night life Warsaw is great. If you are into history you should check out castles or towns like Krakow.
>>692457775
You just knocked us out of Euro 2016.
>>692458691
You forgot italy :(
>>692458703
TSUUUUU. That's why
>>692457901
Patience fellow potato.
Brexit shall see us whole again.
>>692458691
Nevermind, now I see it's among the dislikes.
FILTHY CROATIAN GIBE BACK FIUME; IT'S OF RIGHTFUL ITALIAN CLAY
>>692459581
If you don't know anybody you won't just find shrooms. Weed is easy to find here (Poland)
Here this is how to find best hookers in the world
roksa.pl
Europe plz gib membership back
>>692457395
And everyone hates u so...
>>692460033
Thanks, anon. I have a friend to get shrooms from so that isn't really an issue. Only thing I was wondering is how the police are in Poland. What is the likelihood of getting searched during a traffic stop etc? I would really rather forego getting caught with drugs, especially outside of my home country.
has someone the template for this map?
i want to participate :)
>>692460153
>>692460312
Just use this fake Englishman's version.
>>692460204
If you don't break the law they don't have the right to search you.
>>692460372
>everything that doesn't conform to my political view must be bait or shilling
here is the vanilla one fggts
>>692460548
You are my friend
>>692457048
salty much
>>692460476
I don't give a shit about politics or the EU.
>>692460687
r u the turk?
>>692457048
Ok clueless Ausfag here why does everyone hate Montenegro?
>>692460372
thanks did
>>692460755
No,I'm OP
>>692460153
shinnertaig detected
Why does uk get so much hate? Not everyone's racist you narrow opinioned cunts
>>692460845
wow you Euro fags are salty as fuck
>>692460906
then I need not insult you, you have already lost the lottery of life, having been born a Pole
>>692457688
all poland is okay, just be sure to not be arab and act civilized
Turkishfag here
I really kek when someone marks europe part of Turkey with another color than the rest of the Turkey, your ignorance shows. Please kys
>>692460906
Why do you hate Montenegro?
>>692460833
I hate them because of a football match I went to in montenegro 2012. Poland world cup qualifier. Their fans were throwing shit at our players and trying to start fights. They are nationalistic fascists. They were too scared to come back to Poland for their away game.
>ITT euro fags hate england because it voted to leave the sinking ship that is EU/Europe
kek
>>692457048
Why do you hate Britian?
>>692461106
>>692461149
Montenegrin mountain niggers tried to rape my sister (Serb here)
>>692461106
>Nigger Mountain
>>692460041
Get a country first you sheep shagger
>>692461193
You realize nobody gives a shit if they stay or leave right? kek
>>692461171
Waarom flevoland?
>>692461219
because his girlfriend left the sinking shithole called poland to come to the UK, where she immediately fell in love with English cock
Northern ireland should be hate and kill it with fire.
Yup.
>>692461082
fuck you turkey, it's not exactly ignorance, it's because you are worthless shitskin and you represent poo, so no one gives a single fuck about you
please kill yourself
>>692457775
Euro 2016 cup, Poland got fucked by Portugal
>>692461323
Almere. And just for fun.
Turkish /b/tard here. True opinions.
>>692457048
>loses a Euro cup match
>hates the whole country
>>692461297
>europe trillions in debt
>basically the titanic
>no one gives a shit that the uk left
kek
deal w/ it
>>692461487
Salty much?
>>692461457
Never been there, ill stay in brabant because there still shines light ;)
Almere echt zo kut?
>>692461520
How far up Merkels ass do you live?
>>692461392
Trying to cover your ignorance with insults? Not gonna work mate, nobody likes little whiny bitches who sprout shit at their mouths when their ignorance shows.
Tell you what, i agree with most of the shit out there. People in Turkey are shitskinned, there are rarely white people here, most of us are gypsies or scavengers, like the taxi drivers case in the last bombing. There are actually like 20-30 percent of nice people around here, and they are running away from this shithole, like me, i'm leaving to america for my education next year.
pic related
>>692461514
>never joined that central bank bullshit
kek
>>692461627
>not wanting to be inside of this
>>692461340
my gfs polish she said polish cock is tiny
>>692461534
It's probably not so bad, but a friend was born there.
>>692461863
Bait.
#VoteLeave
>>692461665
>leaving to America for my education
>leaving
>to America
>for education
>>692461863
looks like you're going to lose part of your homeland
>>692461487
Bros! <3
Love: Croatia, Herzegovina
Like: Norway, Iceland, Finland, Britain, Czech
OK: Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Sweden, Montenegro, Macedonia, Slovenia
Hate: Russia, Albania
Kill it with fire: Serbia, Bosnia
>>692461978
You already did you stupid cunt. Now we're fucked.
>>692462027
"fucked" = more money and soverignty
sounds great
>>692461890
>current year
>believing what gf tells about other mens wewe
>>692461978
faggot
>>692462119
>More Money
>Won't be able to trade with Europe without heavy tariffs
>Most of our trading is currently with Europe
Where is this magic money going to come from? Theoretical deals with 3rd World shitholes?
im ok with this
>>692462143
>>692462143
everyone knows those sizes are self reported it should be titled
"European self reported penis size"
>>692461928
Beautiful
>>692462182
Assumptions, my friend.
>>692457048
ha Polock
>>692457048
Poland...I still love you.....GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>692462298
kek
>>692462308
England reports that they have small dicks? So that's not something they would lie about
>>692462219
Market is uncertain you don't know that.
All we know is trade is not going to cease
We do know howver that we don't have to pay membership fees.
And regardeless you'd rather have money than soverignty?
>>692462182
>>692462409
I guess you replied to the wrong post.
oh man
I think I might make a living harvesting EU salt
this is profitable
>>692460153
DOOD I'M AN NI FAG TOO
>>692457395
BAIT
A
I
T
>>692462475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
>>692462143
weil in Frankreich ein Haufen Neger wohnen
>>692462497
All of our current trading deals with Europe have to end because they're with the EU market. We have to seek individual deals with every individial country we want to trade with now, and they'll be affected by the additional cost of tariffs.
That membership fee was nothing, we got most of it back in the form of EU funding. Half the cities outside London receive EU funding because they're on or near the poverty line. Westminster doesn't give a fuck because they don't even realise anywhere outside London exists.
Sovereignty? Well meme'd friend. Our own government has been fucking us over the past 20 years, half the time it's the EU that has to stop them.
It's the EU that's responsible for most of the laws regarding workers rights in this country. It's the EU fighting for consumer rights.
Sovereignty just means "I wan't to get fucked in the ass by London consistently instead of occasionally being fucked in the ass by Brussels" At least Brussels gave us taxi fare home and occasionally sent flowers and chocolates.
>>692461928
Winner!
>>692462182
>>692462182
im the only english guy she's had and I'm big so the results could be skewed
>>692462875
>All of our current trading deals with Europe have to end
Yeah, and that means both sides are fucked unless they figure something out which the inevitably will
>>692457395
kek
>>692461514
is all your reaction folder filled with emma watson ? that's pretty gringy
>>692463010
gods you're dumb...
>>692463010
bra kuksugare, vem fan gillar danskar då
>>692462776
let me guess, your wife loves Portuguese cock
i love all of you <3
>>692461928
10/10 edit
>>692462875
>>692462875
1. Yes and I can imagine how lots of them will be resigned "shall we just continue what w're doing?"
2. Most of it back so why send it through a shit load of beaurcracy in the first place?
3. Yes and you can remove your own government if the EU starts fuckign you you can;t remove them
4.Then lobby for those now
5. you literally don't understand why soverignty is important, go read some more kid
>>692462776
i bet you from fucking Odense
>>692461000
trips of true advice bro
>>692463049
That "something" will be us continuing to trade, except it's going to cost us a fuck tonne more money to continue.
What's probably going to happen is someone is going to negotiate a new deal with the EU. We will have to accept being in the Schengen zone (All members of the EU common market had to be members of the Schengen zone, except the UK because we're special). So we will be forced to accept freedom of movement. We'll get less for our money.
The UK had such a good deal before that the other EU states were jealous and hated us for it. But nope, fucking skinheads didn't realise its our own govermnent desperate to fuck us. It must be EU's fault that brown people who have nothing to do with the EU are moving here.
>>692461978
Fuck you too, you English faggot.
>>692457775
Niggers
>>692457048
>Europe hate thread
>loves most of it
mfw
>>692460845
Oooohh the German loves all the countries with fairer skin than he has and dislikes the Moorish ones...
Now there's a big surprise. Got news for you pal, the Irish and British are not your bros.
>P312 power
>>692460041
Well atleast now u get to be part of harry snotter
>>692463351
Most people are pissed of about open borders so they want out because muh country going to shits, but they don't realise that eventually borders will stay open because of trade.
Referenda and to an extent democracy doesn't work because of these dumb fucks.
>>692462143
>self reported
>>692458691
Ja bih prebacio Poland na Like. Ostalo je OK.
/thread
>>692463516
"fairer skin" ... it's culture even a black brit will be closer in culture and values more than a white morrocan by the germans
>>692463446
This is more accurate
>>692457048
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
come visit bs philosophy server
>>692463249
>"shall we just continue what w're doing?"
Can't do that because of the Tariffs involved with trading with a non-EU member.
>Most of it back so why send it through a shit load of beaurcracy in the first place?
It came back because of EU laws. Anywhere that sits on a certain level of poverty automatically receives EU funding. Half the country sat on this poverty line, so the EU pays money into them. Because Westminster doesn't give a shit.
>Yes and you can remove your own government if the EU starts fuckign you you can;t remove them
Vote for your Nations MEP if you want to change EU policy. Change our government? Which Eton educated clueless toff are we going to replace them with?
>>692463557
They don't even realise we didnt even have open borders. Open Borders were limited to the Schengen zone, which we aren't a part of. All we had was European right to work.
>>692463557
Borders will be closed to those outside the EU such as "refugees" ie immigrants from Afghanistan
>>692463351
The EU can also royally fuck over EU countries with tarrifs if it deems it necessary. That is something to remember since they now decide for themselves as well.
So if the EU starts a hostile plan towards the British they can do the same against the EU.
So they won't fuck over the British because that is shooting themselves in the foot politically. Even fucking Merkel knows that.
The Schengen zone was one of the reasons for leaving as well, since it makes them able to choose who they want into their country as immigrants. It could be they wanted people who actually gave a fuck.
>>692463582
Hey there, gypsy.
>>692457048
from poland and likes germany? the fuck, are you high?
>>692461978
Go fuck yourself cancer
>>692463735
They can't let Britain off easy, several EU states are thinking about leaving because of us and they can't make it look like leaving the EU is an easy option.
>>692463516
>be Irish
>love Germany
Don't speak for me you cunt.
>>692463582
Smelly Portuguese tinker.
>>692463683
you replied to someone that wasn't me but okay
1. Yes you can
2. Didn't address my point
3. Yes vote for someone who has to vote for someone who has to vote for someone
It's too far removed to be accountable to the voter
>>692463683
And now they're going to shits. I feel sorry for the generations to come in england. Children of a mongoloide generation. Plus, now you britfags started this referendum, every right winged populistic extremist poo hating faggot will be wanting a referendum for their own. Great job.
>>692463676
Putin?
>>692461489
>loves Spain
GTFO my country, you little shit.
>>692461607
nigger detected
>>692463915
Kek, I'm crying
>>692462219
ur a mug m8.
the head of the german BDI said that tariffs would be daft. They sold £60-80 billion of their shit to the UK last year, they don't want to be paying tariffs on that.
what a wally, i bet you get all of your data off facebook.
>>692461487
>muh union
Not gonna happen. Ever.
>douchbags
What's the problem, did we just happen to hold up a 'few' immigrants there? :^)
>>692457048
Hates England.
Is it because half your population live here?
>>692457395
mixed feelings for greek cyprus? don't get it
>>692461489
>czech republic
>mixed feelings
kek
>>692463995
No. There's just no hope for europe.
>>692464120
Why do Poles like the Netherlands?
>>692463865
Not talking about your, like, fucking opinion, man. I'm talking about science.
>>692463642
>learn how to green text
>>692464179
Money.
"Present day countries with territories once part of the Portuguese Empire"
back in the days, you wouldn't dare to speak to me with such manners
>>692463182
I love you too anon
>>692461193
no we hate u because you are arrogant fucks nobody can stand
>>692461487
are you me???
>>692464240
Oh, because they steal fucking everything.
>>692464244
Fuck of with your history class you nationalistic cunt. Besides, building an empire wasn't really hard to do back in the day. the only thing you would have to do was sit and wait untill everyone died of chicked pox.
GG
>>692457048
I only coulored the countries i've been to.
>>692464304
I think you're confused with morrocans.
>>692461534
"There still shines light"
>>692463182
Aww you just made me proud to have a Spanish mom.
im too lazy to hate. hating takes effort.
U color it with Paint?
>>692462143
As you can see in this photo french people have biggest cocks (but no balls apparently)
>>692464473
It's from a song about the province I'm from. He walks in the dark and speaks about how he loves his province so much because there still shines light.
Isn't that so fucking wonderfull?
No opinion cos they're unimportant.
>>692463763
>>692463923
go read some history, before you even existed our celtic cum was already in your neanderthal's wife vagina
bet you're a salty muslim degenerate, we are the country with less gipsies and less muslims in all Europe fag
>>692464522
I love you too anon
>>692463182
Thanks Spain xoxox
>>692464304
i am from the netherlands and everyone is cool with the poles, they are hard workers and usually dont bother others.
they like to drink and drive though lol
>>692464568
Crayons
>>692464766
The Polish crime problem in the Netherlands is pretty bad, m8
And yes, they love to drink and drive, which almost got me killed far too many times.
voted Remain. Not bitter about it though ......
>>692457048
ale Porto mają zajebiste. polecam.
>>692464854
we got a shitload of poles in my town and there's no trouble, maybe in the cities.
Fuck England
>>692464928
>london
Of course, what else
>>692464854
>And yes, they love to drink and drive, which almost got me killed far too many times.
try not drinking and driving then?
>>692465027
kek
>>692464981
I live in a small town too m8, the poles are as much a problem as moroccans, turks, all arabs, etc. They sure like stealing and generally breaking the law of the land.
>>692464200
We are shit at football.
Poland is shit at life.
>>692465027
Not me you poopface, the Poles keep almost running me over and driving on the wrong side of the road at 88Mph.
>>692461928
topkek
>>692465165
Better than England
>>692460548
Cheeky addition there chum
>>692465009
Well fuck you too Luigi.
Pasta is shit.
>>692465329
Yass, hungary-bro
>>692464473
I'm from Brabant too, i know the song. The translation cringe is just to strong.
>>692465178
perhaps your face is particularly runoverable.
>>692460845
SO you like Istanbul dont you :D
>>692464890
ahh, my Ruski friend. <3
>>692465439
that was what I was going for mate ;) Dunglish always gives me keks.
>>692465448
That's no excuse for irresponsible driving, is it.
>>692465297
>Highlighting Wales and Scotland blue
>Not highlighting N. Ireland
You're doing it wrong, mate.
>>692465293
'Poles are the second-largest overseas-born community in the UK after residents born in India'
Speaks for itself.
>>692464279
Eurovision does NOT make you part of Europe, go away Antipodean-fag
>>692465640
wtf is your homeland bro
>>692465567
Ah i see, i took the bait. R.I.P.
>>692461487
funny pic bruh? but have u ever smt like ARMY? :D And our army likes shish kebab.
>>692464928
I'm from Leeds, we voted remain too... stupid rest of the country
>>692460153
>>692457048
>>692461171
why hate montenegro?
>>692465443
jumalauta perkele!
>>692465963
Because that's where negros come from of course
>>692457048
Yeah, the fuck wits made America, and look at that load of shit.
>>692464244
You are right anon back in the day we would respect you but since we live in modern times you can go fuck yourself faggot
>>692465314
magyar nigger , go suck attilas dick
>>692463865
i thought the Irish love everyone and everyone loves the Irish, though.
>>692463143
and so where are u from?
>>692465314
>gypsies
implying you don't have any in Hungary
>>692461539
fuck off tín negari
>>692461607
> eastern yurop
> caliphate
ye totally. you wish.
>>692457048
>polish
>hates england
yeah right
>>692466114
last time i was there, they were all white, though.
i'm born in italia btw
>>692466369
>white
being mongol makes you white
>we wuz europeans
>>692464664
I'm Irish.
May your mother develop leukemia for accusing me of being a Muslim.
How dare you.
American Jewfag here
inb4 inevitable rampant anti-Semitism
>>692461487
KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
BOG JE SRBIN
Time for Great Britain to rebuild her majesty.
Fucking foreigners. ENGLAND ENGLAND
>>692466139
I dunno the Euros news coverage of our fans was cringe.
>>692466612
fuck off nobody cares about >you r opinion.
>>692466453
Wales and Northern Ireland voted leave you dolt
>>692466612
70 years later and still hating germany. A bit ignorant.
>>692466612
Why do you like Spain? Spain is shit.
You also need to give Luxembourg some love.
