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post in this thread or the penisfish will swim into your Urethra...
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Swim away little cancans.
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Swim away little cancans.
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
Wat
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>>692427747
I don't even swim, how the fuck can this happen, it's not like I have sex anyway.
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i'm so lonely
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why
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aww this is my fetish swin in me little cancans
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>>692427747
Oh god please no
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>>692427747
post'd
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>>692427747
>Swim away little cancans
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>>692428444
checked
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posted
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I hate myself for being this gullaible
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el niggerino
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Swim away little fuckers
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Swim away little cancans
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Cucumbers
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Swim away little cancans.
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swim away little cancans.
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>>692428349
They swim up your urine stream while you pee. This is why you never pee directly into the amazon river or its tributaries.
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans
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>>692428349
I'll put them there while you sleep
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Swim away little cancans
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Swim away little cancans.
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Go away stupid fish
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>>692427747
>Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
I don't see how they could, but here is your (you) anyway.
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>>692428349
literally not related to sex at all
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cheeky little cunt ayyy
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>>692427747
nah
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No they won't
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(Y o u)
O
U
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>>692427747
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niggers tongue my anus
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Fuck
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>>692427747
No thanks
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>>692427747
Pls no swimming in pee pee
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dubs get
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>just to be safe

Phew
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>>692427747
no this is my fucking phobia
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>>692430363
Haha, nice post man. Really made me reevaluate my life and how things are going, you know?
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gross
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fuck
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>>692429316
Only if you pee while you're swimming in the water. They can't swim up your pee stream like if you're peeing into the river from the bank.
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692430502
shut up fag
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Anal is fun
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692430551
Haha, nice post man. Really made me reevaluate my life and how things are going, you know?
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Swim away little cancans.
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692429814
when you pee, your urethra opens up
if you do this while you are swimming in the Amazon river, then one of these fish can swim up and lodge itself in your urethra
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Boi
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>>692427747
FUCKING NIGGGGGEERRRR
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>>692430666
HOLY FUCK IT'S SATAN
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I think it already has, it burns when I piss
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Get Raep'd
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>>692428074
>Swim away little cancans.
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fuk u fish stay outa my dick
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>>692428377
>>692429544
>>692429799
>>692430188
>>692430422
>>692430700
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no.
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Swim away little cancans
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fuck off penisfish
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>>692427747
What the fuck man
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I would probably enjoy that
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>>692427747
Fuck off fuckers
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>>692427747
Fuck
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pls no
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Swim away little cancans
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
faggot
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okay then
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>>692431030
That's just a little odd, how do you get pleasure from sounding? I just don't understand it
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>>692427747
Do chicks have urethra?
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans
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>>692427747
pls dont
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>>692430363
Haha, that dance move is great! Nice post, sir
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans.
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It's one thing to say my mom is gonna die in her sleep but this just crosses the line.
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Swim away little cancans.q
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692431326
the kind of chick you are does
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swim away lil fellas
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Bring it on.
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>>692431326
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oi
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not worth risking it
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>>692431721
nice balls chimpo
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kkh
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I will not risk the risk
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>>692427747
oh no
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dood, fuck that noise
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>>692427747
...
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>>692432222
Mother of quads
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>>692427747
D:
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>>692427747
no
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ouch
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I swear to god Penisfish
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zzxzxz
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
NOTLIKETHIS
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But what if i want the penisfish
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692432608
is he talking about stardew valley?
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>>692427747
Khj
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Swim away little cancans
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>>692429316
>>692430537
holy shit guys you did NOT have to say that
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please god no
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Swim away little cancas
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>>692427747
ok
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
Fuck no not dealing with that shit nuh uh no way
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>>692427747
nononnoono
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>>692427747
nope nope nope
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>>692427747
sure
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>>692427747
Pee
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>>692427747
NOPE.avi
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>>692432997
unf...
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>>692427747
swim away little cancans
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
fuck
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Pennis and also pennis and pennis
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>>692427747
KK
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>>692427747
no i dont want that
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>>692427747
>Penis Fish
Those are called sperm, anon.
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K
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>>692427747
postarino
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>>692433640
It's like reverse sperm...instead of going out to make a home, they go IN to make a home. Except it's in you, not a woman
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*intensely screaming about how OP is a tremendous cocksucker*
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>>692427747
K
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>>692427747
>native to the Amazon Basin
Why would anyone here go even remotely near to brazil ?
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what
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>>692427747
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>>692427747
Feels good man
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>>692427747
Oh gawd please have mercy
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>>692435351
To hold that structurally at that height.
One building would have to be the size of most of the land in that picture and atleast 100 levels underground
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Pls go away penisfish
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fucc
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
I don't think they are called penisfish
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I'm not risking that shit
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Sweden is the epitome of a cuckold in country form
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Okay.
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747
pls no
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>>692427747
no pls
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>>692427747
Ok
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fuckuckshit
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Swim away lil niggers
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>>692427747
NOPe
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ok
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>>692427747
Pls no
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>>692427747
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Alright
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>>692427747
AAA
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Dssxg
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Fuck all of you
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my
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pls no
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>>692427747
gh
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>>692427747
theres not even water around me
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posting
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Oh no
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>>692439706
same
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fuck off
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Y
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans
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>>692427747
scary
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>>692427747
fuck you nigger
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>>692427747
Meh, I'll just stand in the Amazon and rip it out again
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swim away little cancans
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Fuck off little cancan
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>>692427747
<Swim away little cancans
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>>692427747
no
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>>692427747
eh
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Gotta post
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Swim away little cancers
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>>692427747
Fine
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jacking as I type
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No risk
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sick fucker
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Or madame zerroni
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>>692427747
Swim away little cancans.
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>>692427747 aint risking it
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>>692431030
ow
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Swim away little fishys
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Bastard
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>>692427747
rip me xD
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no u
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Horrible
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>>692427747
Fuck off, fishes.
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Not on my watch
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>>692427747
pls no
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>>692427747
nuh
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Swum ywya luttle cuncuns
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Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas.
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Noped
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I'm going outside and the first Jew I see I'm gonna burn in Hitler's honor
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Swim away little cancans.
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>>692435914
Thanks. So NIIIIICE
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>>692427747
No
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