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>>692427449
You have failed him
what if I don't want to
>>692427570
oh i showed him
>>692427646
it would be nice
Now what faggot?
>>692427702
Lots of things are nice but never happen.
>>692427646
When do you see league?
>>692427691
Didn't show me
>>692427907
Tomorrow if it goes right.
>>692427876
he's hiding a cantaloupe in his butt. be careful.
Rate my ass please
>>692428432
too prepubescent. 1/10
>>692428535
I'm 19
>>692428032
Everything will go right
>>692428198
gonna remedy that?
>>692428791
I sure hope so.
>>692428096
He wasn't last time I checked.
>>692428738
we'd hit it, but then again, I'm a slut and the bf is into skinny white boys
>>692428852
Why not?
>>692428945
It will.
>>692429541
idk~
>>692429708
Why do you hate me so
this reality porn is making me dick get smaller and growing a foreskin
please stop posting actual gay porn kthx
>>692429541
Yeah I guess.
Anyways I need sleep.
>>692431785
no you don't.
>>692431785
Good night.
>>692432598
Hey BB.
you two should bang
>>692433101
Hi tiger
>>692433229
Who Luna?
>>692433233
Frank <3
How you been?
THE SEXUAL TENSION THOUGH
>>692433491
Can't wait till it snaps. It will be glorious!
>>692433398
I'm doing fine. Ants bit the shit out of my foot last night though
>>692428432
Would fuck/10
Post more of your boipucci pls
>>692433603
stick it in his service entrance
>>692433619
WTF Ants!!
Why the fuck are there ants?
>>692433619
lmao where tf do you live africa?
>>692433669
It's not an entrance yet..
>>692433741
I was just outside barefoot at night
>>692433948
make it one ;3
>>692433993
awww.
*rubs your poor foots.
>>692434029
Can i use your back door?
>>692434303
ehehe... no
>>692434379
why not? I sure it's a nice door fit for a tiger.
>posting your butt
>>692434735
because I'm not into butt stuff, myself.
>>692434796
You dont like fucking butts?
>>692434796
What do you lik ethen?
>>692435214
Do you like fucking butts?
>>692435291
I dunno, dude. No one says I can make judgments on things I never partake in.
>>692435214
Nah not really my jam.
>>692435291
heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>692435566
DID SOMEONE SAY JAM!?!??!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sad1U1IswDk
help me
>>692433948
Challenge accepted
>>692434045
It's just itchy, really itchy
>>692435485
Do you like the idea of fucking butts?
>>692435566
Well that's always a good starting point.
>>692435728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ6bbbrJBgs
>>692435799
Not much in it for me in other positions.
>>692435888
that's a nice butt. looks like a nice cock, too.
>>692435566
I see
>>692435799
I cant say
>>692435873
>posting these low quality fresh prince rips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6f8ENJm5k
>>692436050
the fresh prince of emerald hill is so catchy though
also I'd keep this up but now I'm caught up listening to real music
>>692435769
This is a challenge that's more logistical that you think.
>>692435968
Been keeping busy then Nibi?
>>692436237
>real music
why not put both together :^)
>>692435966
Go to summerfest yet?
>>692436370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z47MjSrem0
I always forget links
>>692435873
Well who's fault it that sissy?
>>692436419
100% disgusting eugh
>>692436524
I dunno, I'm not exactly complaining. I guess I don't really fit in here, huh?
>>692436647
you got a problem with snow halatian pham??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8
>tfw silva is getting rid of snow haltian on july 7th
>>692436337
Kind of
With insomnia.
>log into splatoon
>special announcement
>splatoon is ending july 22
WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO
wHAT THE UNDYING FUCK
>>692436337
I can't tell if you're boasting or pointing out the pacific ocean
>>692436852
get fukt nintencuck :^) only thing your shitty gaming system is gonna be good for is the new zelda
>>692436384
nah, i used to work for them, so now I just don't have any interest.
I'm kinda miffed to have missed weird al though. He's always a blast.
how have you been?
>>692436647
What are you? a fucking human?
>>692436817
Take some sleeping pills.
>>692437131
Sadly, yeah.
I wonder why there are so few snekbois. Most of the gay scaly stuff I see is gators, various lizards, some kind of dinosaur, but sneks not so much
It's a conspiracy man
>>692437075
This year's lineup is pretty meh. I did see MGMT like three years ago though.
I have been okay.
>>692437131
I dont mind it, I dont care anyway.
>>692437264
How boring. Can you even dance like a good human?
>>692437324
look for Naga's
>>692437547
Well if hope you don't die while doing your machine works
>>692437324
Well, here you go i guess
>>692437789
Nope. I'm basically useless. Why do you ask?
>>692437936
moar
>>692437936
hi eddy
>>692437789
I dont work for a while, ill be fine.
>>692427462
Well ok.
>>692438002
someday soon
>>692438022
hi what's cracking?
wish me luck COIN FLIPZ BB
>>692438151
Thank you for your contribution
being fucked up the ass really is a joy
>>692437789
The thing about Naga is that I as a kid, my dad played a lot of D&D with his friends and would show me pictures of the monsters he and his party would encounter and one that stood out as particularly scary to me was the Naga; this serpentine creature with this unnerving grinning doll's mask for a face. Had a lot of bad dreams about them, mostly involving them sacrificing my dad or my friends or even random people, or just flat out murdering them/melting them with flamethrowers from their eyes (I was like 11, heck off). So every time I see a Naga or reference to Naga I get a frighten.
>Tl;dr nagas trigger me. I am a faggot
>>692437936
L E W D
>>692438860
I imagine it's like pooping in reverse
>>692438860
why is it 'up' ?
>>692439122
hm, no.
>>692439145
fucked in? fucked at? fucked toward? take your pick.
>>692438392
fuck you carlton hanks ur not dunkey it's all gone lmao
why is fucking boy butts such a hassle? :(
Im never comfortable while doing it and sometimes its so tight that I loose my boner
>>692439648
degenerate
if anyone gives me 100$ right now I'll make it into 200$ in 2 seconds real fast :^)
>>692439648
Maybe if you'd stop going for 10 year olds this wouldn't be an issue
>>692439937
You're a thief and a liar
I'm onto you
>>692440186
please, I need money 4 pc if you give me enough I'll send u newds ;)
>>692439648
oh my god it's an asshole you got to love on it tenderly not use it and throw it away like a tissue
too tight? LOOSEN IT UP DUMMY
>>692439968
most of the people I fucked wherent really into anal, so thats why they were tight
but with the only guy that I was close to cuming had more experience
thats a nice way of saying he had a loose butthole
my dick came out and it was covered in shit
I instantly lost my boner and almost threw up
>>692440464
lel I'm sure you're experienced with assholes
>>692440366
L E G I T
E
G
I
T
>>692440671
cmooonn.... something please..
>>692440464
how?
>>692440596
You know what they say
>shit happens
>>692440596
BRO TMI
>>692440759
You remind me of the beggar guy from OoT
If I give you a bug in a jar will you shut the fuck up
>>692440894
you can never clean it off completely
like it stains your dick for a while
the same day he blew me and I had to really focus not to think how gross that was
>>692440983
nice meme, I'd rather have some milk if you catch my drift ;)
>>692440813
Finger. Fingers. Long and sensual fingering. Lick it before hand if you're into that. Relax it, massage it, lube it up well. The more tense your bottom is the less enjoyable it's going to be for him. Try toys or buttplugs and insert that and continue on with some foreplay. Get creative, insert a few times and stop go back to foreplay.
>>692440596
If he was experienced he should have known to douche then.
>>692440596
Douche before you fuck
>>692441202
Inform him of enemas
And wear a damn condom, Jesus hecking christ
hello heckler anon
>>692441249
>It's a bit watered down
>>692441528
Sup
now you know my naga-phobia
Tell Terrance to write that down
>>692441273
I can never get more than 2 in
and after a while it gets boring
Ill try next time
>>692441420
we did another time
but as soon as it comes out you cant put it back in
you can but itd be nasty
it's about to get hecky up in here :)
>>692441548
Is that supposed to imply something?
>>692441726
I didn't but now I do
I hate snakes myself
>>692441830
You hecked up this time
>Not remembering Ingo watered down the milk when he usurped LonLon Ranch
eeeww, gay butt stufuufff
>>692442021
I DON'T REMEMBER IT THAT WELL I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO PLAY SHUTUPPPP
>>692441873
I have a soft spot for most living things that aren't human. Insects, arthropods, arachnids, not so much, but they're usually chill if you are and spiders are bros. Some are just kind of pointless, like June bugs
Sneks are usually qt, if they're not trying to envenom/strangle you. A lot are either shy, fearful, or curious about you but you have to be cool
>>692442132
Well put it on your to-do list, mein neger
It's one of those rare games that's really as good as people say it is, childhood nostalgia be damned. Shadow of the Colossus too
>>692442069
I'm just here to heckpost
>>692443126
You mean like me? We should be friends!
>>692443126
Nigger I've watched the same person beat every single one in the series multiple times over I'm pretty sure playing it would do nothing for me at this point. I'm just gonna save up for an nx and get the new one when it comes out
mah butt
oh yay a butt
I've never seen one of those before
>>692444033
not even one? wow so pure and innocnet
>>692443293
You wouldn't want to be friends with me, I'm a filthy degenerate
>>692443371
Sounds like you got robbed
Truly sorry for your lots
Also is anyone having issues with the captchas on mobile? Every time I go to press the buttons I get a white screen with a blank image, and have to tap the screen until the captcha shows up
mommy says looking at the naked human body should remind me that we are born into sin through the unholy act of intercourse
>>692444424
i am also an enormous degenerate
all the more reason to be friends
>>692444513
>>692444513
>692444513
>>692444513
>>692444513
>>692444513
>tfw dont intercourse so sin free
>>692444424
I still enjoyed the games, and remember them being lots of fun to watch so not completely.
>>692444513
Tell your mom to go to heck
Bring on the booty
>>692444608
I bet you don't even clop, hecklord
>>692444724
you got me there.
dubs decide what I jerk off too and where my cum goes
>>692444700
At least you got to watch fun games being played, I had to watch my friends play WoW. There is nothing more stupefyingly boring than watching someone play an MMO. For some hecking reason, though, they're completely, shamelessly addictive to play
>>692444972
>Pictures of sand
>Your monitor. No cleaning
>>692444852
I warned you bro, being friends with me is a surefire way to catch awkward and condescending glances from your peers
>>692444972
Floor tiles. On your keyboard
>>692444972
clown porn. Into a condom, squeeze condom out over your head
goodnight snufs my sweet angel too good for this world
>>692446062
reroll
>>692446287
goodnight my lovely
Snuggles.
>>692446534
fool
I am painting, it is unattached so far.
>>692446062
Would you kindly post gifs?
>>692446408
reroll
it's gross isn't it?
>>692446747
Obese worse than clowns imo
>>692446919
I agree
Did you know that
You're a giant faggot
>>692447059
BIG
MEATY
>>692447265
>>692447265
>Speedo riding down showing his Adonis belt
I'm calling shenanigans this is too well-done
>>692447354
He's a big guy
>>692447536
yep
>>692447354
>>692447629
These are grand
>>692447629
No no
You gotta do the
>FOR YOU
hecking newfags
>>692447759
you're welcome
>>692447798
but they're not for you
>>692447924
That's fine I don't want them
Like I said, I'm just here to heck with my fellow degenerates and autists
And maybe look at some furry butts
>>692447405
Maddening. Isn't it?
>>692447924
What've you been up to lately?
https://youtu.be/Jbd_rw7pCb8
>>692448150
wii emulation and trying not to go insane from boredom
>>692448150
Believe it or not, I seem to have quasi-Nibi syndrome. I'm not interested in fucking another man, but I'm hopelessly and shamelessly (much like MMO's) addicted to furry porn. It's heckin weird. Now, I can certainly appreciate a good looking dude being photogenic like that guy, but that particular bit with the speedo just strikes me as being shooped for some reason. It's too fucking good
>>692448312
>BACK DAT AZZ UP
>>692448706
Solve a rubik's cube.
>>692448572
This guy has enormous testicular fortitude
I would not be caught dead doing that in public
>>692448941
I'm trying to reduce my boredom
>>692448843
>Dead inside, the jpg
>>692449214
Go smash shit
>>692449297
irl?
>>692449214
Go outside, find a wild animal and teach it to be your druid companion. You must bond with it
With your dong
Alternatively, >>692449297
>>692449566
I think that's frowned upon here
>>692449666
Call if a football riot
>>692449803
a one person football riot?
>>692449932
Your perceived outrage shall inspire others to follow
>>692450007
but there's nothing to be outraged about
>>692450118
There's always a reason to be outraged
it kinda upsets me that none of these pictures do anything for me at all
>>692450200
I don't think so
>>692450432
If you can't be irrationally angry you aren't trying hard enough
i have them filtered so ez
>>692450501
so be it then
it's not that I don't want them posted
they're all just vaped, emotionless pretty boys being whores for money. Nothing I want.
>>692450709
If smashing shit isn't what you want to do how about drinking?
>>692451009
I was already drinking
>>692451098
Go play sports
>>692451216
not in this weather, besides I'm not even bored anymore
>>692451478
I don't understand you at times
>>692451547
I didn't say I was bored now, just in general
I feel like I'm late again
>>692451651
I'm gonna go to sleep. Think I slept for a grand total of 3 hours yesterday
>>692451952
idiot!
>>692451952
Away with ye then
Rate me, furfags.
>>692452211
some belly and lack of butt.
5/10
do squats.
oh my god two butts in one day!! can't believe it
Two many butts if you ask me
>>692452211
boring
>>692452603
How so?
>>692452828
idk, I just feel like being a jerk. I feel that the camera doesn't do it justice though
>>692452902
Fair enough. I'll try to get a better picture. Having only a phone makes good photography difficult, though. In the meantime, here's a picture from last March.
>>692453242
having just a phone doesn't necessarily mean you can't take good pictures
Good pictures are hard to take.
>>692453602
True, but you need good light conditions to make up for the tiny aperture, and that practically means outdoor filming. And posting nudes outdoors or comparable conditions is... tricky.
>>692453983
you have a pretty bad phone camera don't you?
>>692454123
The phone is an old Moto G. The front camera does well in bright weather. The selfie cam, tho, is terrible.
>>692454433
there's your problem then
Phone cameras can be good sometimes.
It's all I use for casual stuff
>>692443955
pretty :3c
>>692450784
And what is it you want, Snuggles? A big strong man to hold you close and whisper sweet nothings into your ear while he gently runs his fingers through your hair and along the line of your chin?
I want to ruin a young life with religion
Well I want to go mad with sincerity. I'm well on my way it seems. This painting is cooking.
teach a pre school
Have you started to feel liberated yet
I am in a state of absolute and total freedom with limitations. I can go anywhere, do anything, but I have no where to go and nothing to do. I feel as if I am a stranger to myself.
>>692452211
Not a fur fag, but damn that booty is hot
I'm not able to post more nudes right now. I'm busy and the places with sufficient lighting aren't bright enough.
If I do get around taking more nudes later today, I'll make a thread for them. "Butts of /b/" or whatever.
You should expect that to happen in a few hours at earliest.
>>692457724
Uhh, by "bright" I meant private. Excuse me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
Name a better toast topping than Vegemite
>protip: you cant
>>692458428
Vegemite is delicious and I'm a britbong, way better than marmite. I kinda like butter as a topping for toast though.
>>692458529
When I was a kid, I'd just have butter. Nothing else
Now I just have butter and vegemite
Mhmmm
>>692458583
Like, it's really good. But it can be a little overpowering at times.
>>692458679
Too much contrast. Did you take this in an unlit room with midday sun shining in? Pay more attention to light and then post again.
>>692458679
Jesus, what a disgusting ass.
>>692427462
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
if you want to sare gay porn come viit the b porn discord.
bump for porn
>>692428655
Moar of this
porn anyone?
looks like you're alone
>>692458911
kek get mic dropped
yeah, you need to use it sparingly
So lonely~
Is Nibi still around?
I go by Nibby on everything, heard of this fellow before, didn't know if they'd still be around.
(Photo is my fur)
b
bump
ew nevermind let this die
>>692462695
i need a game to play pls help
>>692462893
what kinda game
>>692463127
multiplayer I guess, idk about genre
>>692463180
transformice
>>692463244
pls
I need something to play while I do afk skills on runescape
>>692463127
sup yo?
>>692463293
Which Runescape ya playing?
>>692463293
idunno
play skullgirls
>>692463348
nada
>>692463462
skullgirls a' fun
>>692463435
osrs
>>692463462
I might actually finish off FFx or start playing PoE
>>692427806
That's you?
I love you.
>>692463536
okay
>>692463536
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I play as well
>>692463578
tomorrow is pretty dank
Get to vote, we're having an open house and then a party in the evening
is this what doing something is like?
>>692463589
mak new thred
>>692463656
i dont know what youre talking about
