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This is me. Ask me anything :)
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>>692411926
How did you learn to cope with having no tits?
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do you happen to be in london?
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Timestamp or gtfo
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>>692411926
tits and timestamp or gtfo
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>>692411926
how long have you been on hormones, you sexy little twink
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>>692411926
Do you do anal?
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>>692412025
There is no coping. I love my body just the way it is
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>>692412055

This. Dubs checked.
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>>692411926
Can you lose the petals?
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Why did you destroy a perfectly good rose?
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is there a micopenis under that flower?
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>>692412136
Do you like being choked in bed?
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>>692411926
Tits or gt... oh wait... just instead timestamp
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>>692412121
Hmm well depends once a month they get kind of crazy. If that's what you mean.
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>>692412136

Why do you lie to yourself knowing no man wants to date a member of their local itty bitty titty comittee?
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>>692411926

Tits and timestamp or gtfo faggot
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>>692412276
Have you thought about hiring someone who can actually take decent photos?
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>>692412276
I think you need a testosterone injection, if u no what I mean
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>>692412315

Bullshit, I personally have always found petiteness in general to be quite attractive. B cup is perfect, but any variation of tiny, perky tits is wonderful. Also small (but nicely shaped) butts are preferable over big butts.
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>>692412315
Just so happens I've been proposed to before and have no lack of desire or want in that area. Sooo that answers that
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>>692412735
MAN HANDS!
TWINK CONFIRMED!
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>>692412458
I got paid for these photos to be taken so no, I don't want to pay someone to take my photo.
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>>692412735
>no lack of desire or want in that area
do you know what the fuck you're typing?
get off the meds before making threads on 4chin faggot
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>>692412831
Well I definitely have bigger balls than you. No doubt about that. Though I doubt you even qualify as a man at all... Stop projecting
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>>692413131
I only take vitamin D I didn't know that qualified as "meds" but it certainly relieves stress, and head aches so I see your point
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Asking again if you like to be choked in bed.
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>>692412644
I don't lack an ass
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this thread sucks
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>>692413634
Not really a masochist though I am a "tad" submissive given when I'm not on top and riding like a cowgirl
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>>692412644
This.
You're sexy as fuck
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>>692413438
have you ever sucked dog cock?

how often do you suck dog cock?

what about horse cock?
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>>692413963
They all submit eventually.

;-D
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What is the biggest dick you've ever taken?
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>>692413862
No one has presented a challenge enough to make it interesting for me either. You're all so full of originality and stimulating conversation. Nor has anyone asked anything to make stimulating conversation, including you thanks for your worthless contribution
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>>692414237
Ouch! What happened there? Take a fall?

You're a bit on the plump side for my tastes, but a very attractive girl, thanks for the images.

What flavour of icecream is your favourite?
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>>692414176
I don't know the biggest didn't fit so I think the most cock I CAN take is 8 inches anything more than that and it's just a waste of flesh
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>>692414753
My BMI is 20.5 if that's plump you like em anerxeic and unable to birth, so that indicates you have some sort of mental illness. You like the look of sickly thin... lol cool
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>>692414753
Also bruise is compliments of a paddling
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>>692411926
There are no girls on the internet without a timestamp
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>>692415631
So true yet no time stamp has been posted
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>>692415112

Get lost fatty! You're boring!
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>>692415192
Alright. Well... ew. Bdsm stuff seems a waste of time to me, but to each their own. And no, not anorexic for me. Dated a bulemic for a while long ago and she left me for trying to feed her too much good food. Pissed her off. She wasn't all that skinny, but her tits suffered from her obsession with long workouts and puking.

Nah, I'm a pedophile, but also very happily attracted to athletically build adult women. About the same level of enjoyment watching both. My wife is small and fit, so that suits me fine. Just commenting as your pictures are a departure from the usual boring fare here. So again, thanks.
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THAT'S IT
IT'S GTFO TIEM
POST RANDOM OR BORING IMAGES TO USE UP THE IMAGE LIMIT
SAGE WHILE YOU ARE DOING IT

RANDOM IMAGES HERE:
http://www.diddly.com/random/
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>>692411926

No amount of hormones will ever change those manhands into something even slightly feminine.

Sorry, dude.
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>>692415631
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>>692416810
>>692416806
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>>692416694
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>>692416905
gud little whore
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>>692411926
Please follow the board rules.
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>>692416905
perfect tits, thank you!
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>>692416905

If you give us two thumbs up next to your tits, we'll be able to look at the picture when we need confidence for our various ventures.
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>>692416905
Dafuq didn't expect that at all
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>>692416905
I'd love to feel your lips on my cock. Anyway, do you get turned on when someone you just know gets dominant? For a caual hoock up
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>>692416905
confirmed for tranny
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>>692416905
Tell me what would I need to do to get in your pants on the first date?

a) Have a lot of money
b) Be super handsome
c) rape
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its dat girl o shit waddup
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>>692417733

Why does having tiny tits mean someone's a tranny? You neckbeards are deluded.
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>>692416905
FINALLY

FOR FUCK SAKES NEWFAG

THIS WAS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE LEAD WITH.

IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD?
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>>692417916

Lol, unsuspectingfaggotwhiteknight.

Wait until it shows you it's "vag".
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>>692417288
/b board has no rules.
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>>692418176
Not as hard as you are ;)
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>>692411926
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>>692418469
True. Show us your ass?
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>>692418295
damn girl you got a killer body
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>>692418295
Why are you doing this?
Why are you not fucking some bbc right now?
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>>692418295
What do you look on a guy to have a one night stand? Money? handsome? Promise you the earth and sky?
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>>692418591
>damn girl you got a killer body

And it comes with a bonus penis.
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>>692418295
I'd fuck you even if you have a penis
Show it to me please
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why do you look like a young flat chested captain Jainway
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>>692418729
I don't do one night stands. I get my validation off of anonymous strangers from the internet and a dildo
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why are all your comments trying to be so edgy like you need to fit in
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>>692418931
kek
it's because he's a flat chested tranny that looks like captain Jainway
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>>692418931
That makes me a Captain. So I will take that.
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>>692413709
better resolution?
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>>692419098
... ca... can we see you (getting your validation, that is)? ;-P
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>>692419098
I like you
you make me feel like a pedophile..
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>>692419098

There you go, manhands, male waist, and... a peenor.
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>>692419098
>man hands
>man arms
>man calves
>man chest
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>>692419098
pic of you opening mouth
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>>692419154
Please if by egdy you mean I'm not pleasing your sad little ego then yes I'm suuuper edgy like an rhombicosidodecahedron
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>>692419098
I've to admit that I'd fuck you all night long, you have lovely lips and a killer body. You should get your dildo and take a picture of it licking it, or better yet if you've one sucking a cock...
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I'm 99% sure this is a dude.
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>>692419098
show us ur ass or something pls
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>>692419098
Can u put the dildo in u with timestamp
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>>692419413
We've all accepted the fact that I'm more of an man than anyone in this room.
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>>692411926
Is there something that, if a guy does it, has a 75% or higher chance of getting your number? Possibly for future use on others
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>>692419631
you're trying too hard, i don't give a fuck about tranny nudes
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>>692419779
this is called a thread, faggot
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>>692419800
>Is there something that, if a guy does it, has a 75% or higher chance of getting your number? Possibly for future use on others

Just suck it's dick, dude.

Faggots these days...
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>>692419891
Clearly. Stop wasting my time and yours then
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Show pussy
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what a boring haughty twat
/thread
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>>692419098
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Cute face. Quite masculine body (super wide shoulders/chest area, man boobs, chicken legs and man hands).

6/10 if we're just rating on looks. 7 points on the whore scale (not good enough).
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>>692419098
SHOW US YOUR DICK ALREADY
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your straight up sexy what your favorite part of you body
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>>692419098
Just wow
I ask you to post more nude pics of yourself
Face, tits, pussy
And pls lick your toes if you can
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>>692419098
SHOW ME THE MONEYYYY
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>>692420319
Meh just means I do better when I want to be with a woman and I've yet to meet a man who was like "Wow your too in shape to have sex with" Clearly you like em starfished you necrophiliac
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>>692419098
Honesty is good

So show us the action and timestamp
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>>692419098
You don't need any validation
you have a perfect body any pedophile would kill for
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Tranny bitches when people won't ask shit to start a legit conversation
Once boys ask legit questions she doesn't answer cause too busy trying to convince people she doesn't care about their opinion
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>>692416905
Please put your shirt back on son.
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>>692419098
i wud validate the crap out of you
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>>692419098
"I get my validation off of anonymous strangers from the internet and a dildo" Translation: No guy wants a girl with the chest of a 10 yr old boy.
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>>692421595
the fuck you got against 10 year old boys weirdo
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>>692411926
What's the best sex you ever had?
greentext please
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>>692411926
asshole pic with "hello b ;)" written on it
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>>692419098
None of us one night stand a chance?
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>>692421595
"I get my validation off of anonymous strangers from the internet and a dildo"
I'm too fucking stupid and boring to engage guys and trap them into buttsecks

ftfy
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Confirmed - I do have many many dicks
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>>692422048
Reddit Fag confirmed
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>>692422170
Ayeeeee
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>>692422170
my god you got a great body
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You are so beautiful
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>>692422170
dildo in vagina please
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ya
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Close up please
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That's definitely a post-op tranny. Look at hands and hips.
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>>692422170
all that good your post-op pussy will do for you when every other part of you is more manly than all of us
KEK
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>>692422170
Fuck those toys for us

Do you enjoy seeing cocks?
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Look at the top of the "vagina" it doesn't look anything like a real vagina.
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>>692422299
ftfy originated from 4chin you retard
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>>692422170
put one in your mouth please?
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>>692422170
You are my kind of girl
perfect 10 year old body
a little bit awkward and childish behavior
...
fuck I think I'm going to hell
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>>692411926
fap or sleep?
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>>692422913
lll
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So many dudes jerking off to this tranny right now.
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>>692422170
show a pic of your tits with a piece of paper saying "Primo Fettuccine is yummy for my tummy wummy" on it. do it. DO IT
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>>692419779
unlike one of the others that made the comment of them all eventually becoming submissive, to me, you're innately submissive, and you're going to take it from me or get tied up from me, and I'll make you beg for it. And there's no guarantee i'll give it to you.
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>>692422170
Post more professional pics while makeing the new ones pls
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>>692417916
Hahahaha you stupid cunt. It's clearly male born. Calf definition, wrist/forearm thickness. Receding (although rather uniformly I must say, with envy) hairline.. Might look a bit different first thing in the morning though, you fucking chump
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>>692423084
this
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>>692423067
self roll, idk if dubs gets but who gives a fuck
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>>692411926

How dig you hide your penis so well

I have a hard time hiding mine :'(
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>>692420747
You still have a pussy dont you? As said you're still average. Desperate men take whatever they can.
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>>692422696
Excellent I have the sex drive, mind, and endurance of a man but can also produce children. *shrugs* I'd prefer to be a bit "manly" stay in shape forever, have the sex drive of a nympho, and be able to orgasm than be hyper feminine a whinny little bitch who star fishes and cries for no reason. Fuck estrogen I love my body
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>>692423268
Damn that would suck to be a young mtf and then go bald.
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>>692422170
Please post a closeup
Or feet and pussy
I need to finish
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>>692423740
thats great OP now>>692423067 if you please
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>>692423740
what are you trying to prove no one gives a fuck


go do whatever those desperate kids are asking you to tranny
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>>692423866
you need to finish? how long did it take you? I still need starting up and i've been looking at porn for a decent chunk of time tonight.
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>>692411926
can you take a decent nude pic please? HD photos of shit I don't want to see, grainy ass photos of shit I do.
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>>692423740
>that forced smile
>that butthurt reaction
tranny confirmed for triggered
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>>692423268
Middlefag detected...

Newfag: Oh wow, a cute girl gets naked on Internet but what is a timestamp

Oldfag: Oh, so many things happens here. It could be possible.

Middlefag: She's cute but this often I am here and people gets pranked. This must be a bait
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>>692423740
are you married?
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>>692411926

what is it like going through life looking like you were molested by your father at age 14 then later publicly posting nude photos to prove it
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>>692423740
Every single one of your posts makes you come of like a future spree killer. just gape your ass like a good little slut and stop talking.
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>>692423866
Its morning here and i need to go to work
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>>692424264
lol... Me? Nooo I couldn't kill someone. Pft* ....
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>>692424317
Have a good day at work
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>>692423740
Hi my name is Dan I was wondering if you could write my name on your belly, it's my bd :-)
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>>692424204
Are you proposing?
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>>692424402
Do you like nigger cocks?
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>>692424462
tip
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>>692423067
Do this. The lels.
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>>692411926
>>692412136
oh shit it is you! I've been looking for anything I could find.

Can you confirm this? I think there are pics of you in a gay pride parade with your chubby GF/friend.

Also, you did a photoshoot on a white background. One pic is clothed, the other is from behind, standing, only in underwear.
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>>692423067
Holy shit please
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>>692423740
DILDO IN VAGINA!!!!!!
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>>692411926
Screw these virgin cucks, You are perfect. 10/10
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you know honestly if this was a guy, I think i'd rather just a femmy dude with a cock than a post op tranny. Just sayin'.
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>>692425079
Give us her facebook dude wtf
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>>692425173
>>screw these virgin cucks
>>virgin cucks
>>virgin
butt sir... you fucked your moms asshole with my dingaling
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>>692425289
don't have it, don't need it. Just glad she came back. Always interesting to read her posts.
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>>692411926
OP I see you do professional (or at least semi) modeling.

Do you have a deviantart?
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>>692424462
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>692418295
/B rules tits and time stamp or gtfo but you followed those times and I'm supposed. Thank you
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>>692425636
Lol
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>>692411926
OP have you seen movie Koyaanisqatsi?
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when will there be dildo in vag? Honestly it doesn't even have to be a full body shot, waist-down is enough. Just wanna see something stuffed.
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>>692419718
Haha
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>>692425636
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>>692411926
requesting pose please OP.
lovely waists/hips por favor.
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>>692425679
lol? are you some faggot thats never seen this bullshit post?
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>>692425079
Oh! lol yes.
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Well I went to a porn website and I have already ejaculated so goodbye everyone. An hero time
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>>692423740
Your body is my favorite type - thin, tiny tits, round ass, full legs.
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>>692426102
fuck yeah! you've got some balls walking bare naked like that... what kind of feelings does that bring, I always wondered?
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>>692425556
Not at the moment. I've meet with one guy who was going to be my sponsor into a local club but... That got... Awkward af and super uncomfortable
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>>692426242
lol the wind feels nice and there is a point where you actually forget that your naked. It's just really awesome. Being naked is great I highly recommend it
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>>692426102
goddammit OP is a tranny prostitute
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>>692426459
Do you get paddled often? With many partners? What do you get out of it?
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>>692426552
Ha, Fag.
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>>692426102
more public nudes?
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>>692426592
No, and it was at a frat house. The thrill of belittling mens strength by not wavering
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>>692426680
there's a whole set of these.
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>>692411926
Have you ever woken up and wanted to get fucked and didn't care by whom?
Did you go out and grab a random guy?
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>>692426706
That could be one aspect. . .

Do you enjoy submitting to punishment when you don't have control?
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>>692411926
Are you as nice as you look?
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>>692426602
Hey OP do you like threesomes? MMF?
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>>692426825
No I've never just gone out to fuck a random... Lies I went on a trip this past Spring went to a brewery and then a pizza place where a super tall attractive guy was all "Let go for drinks" and I'm like fuck it I'm in Europe and I'm single lets do this. Post sex tells me he's actually a Syrian Refugee and use to be a lawyer but had to leave because he's Christian
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>>692426294
explain how it became awkward. I do mostly inanimate photos (buildings, industrial, landscapes) and always wanted to tip my toes into portrait/nudes with people I know or models... a bit too shy for that but any insight might be useful.
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>>692426918
LOL, I always have control
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>>692426817
link?
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>>692427093
I've never tried it but have always wanted too.
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>>692427161
Then the answer is a "no".

May you someday know the pleasure of actually, and truly, letting go during sex.

Good night, little one.
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>>692427153
He sent me texts at like 5 in the morning to say he had a dream of me... Would say good morning everyday like we were dating. Over flattered. Like fuck man this is a professional thing I don't want you to be my boy friend I want you to be a god damn professional
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>>692427110
congratz you fucked a sand nigger.
*shudders*
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>>692427423
ohhhh.... I got it wrong. Thought it became awkward during the shoot, not after. Got it.
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>>692427470
It was really sad actually, his family neice and nephew can't leave the country he has a degree and is working in a pizza shop :'( AND he has to hid anything and everything about himself because you know refugees don't have the best name. It was a real eye opener I cried a little bit when I got back to my hotel because holy fuck thats sad
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