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>>692397357
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
No fucking rolling edition.
>>692406704
Keep trying, waste your time some more please, I love the attention.
Still here.
>>692406805
YUUUUUNOOOOOO!!!
>>692406704
We're on /b/. Even if current cancer leaves, more will come.
>>692406231
Welcome to the shipping life! :D
We have another 2M ship everyone!
>>692406722
No no no! I'm Sure there's a Freddy's frozen custard by where ever you live!
>>692406704
So did Emi and he's dead now.
Make me stop
I'm on a ROLL
Claiming best girlie!
>>692406982
How are ya friend??
>>692406976
What?
I'm not even talking about you.
Unless you were rolling for yourself to leave.
>>692405739
Because I'd rather come home and be a lazy shit here than there. All the important business was done there.
>fap
Yeah you can't forget that.
>>692405764
Ya know you never seemed like the person who
d have a "Short" temper.
>>692405922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5g-lCsOoNs
>>692406231
Oranges. Can't beat them.
>>692406462
If that's how it is then yes. No regrets.
>Best idol claimed
not roll for konata
>>692406658
(megumeme)
yeah its one of my favorite sachi pics
>>692407094
My bad I thought you where the one rolling.
I'll head off for my run now I suppose. See you guys soon.
Do I invest into a Myogi or no?
>>692406994
Doesn't mean people have to be cancer.
>>692407012
Eh.
>>692407236
Nah, I'm not that autistic.
>>692406995
You know, I think there is one. I think one just opened near me.
>>692407092
Pretty good. Tired, but good. You?
Aya claimed.
Fuck my life.
>>692407289
See you later.
>>692407310
We're all cancer in our own ways, yes?
~Shiro
>>692407134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8DWDbFbbc
>>692406486
Sick cunt
>Rory-sama claimed
>>692407363
What's wrong?
The PC stuff?
>>692407416
Not necessarily.
>>692406464
Whats wrong with 4chan x?
either way, this is what i did:
go to wrench, go to Posting & Captcha section. look for:
Use Recaptcha v1: Use the old text version of Recaptcha in the post form.
then close the browser. that worked for me.
>>692406462
SURE! Next your going to say sorry! ha!
>>692406722
i havent played Rocket league recently. ive been playing Pokemon and super smash bros as of recent
>oh shit i got to do something in pokemon!
>>692407134
kek. just be lazy at the library. then it'll be just like you are at home, except more quiet
Clammed
>>692407345
Wasted like 4 hours thanks to a stupid old man trying to go cheap with his ac, we gonna charge his ass extra tomorrow
Other than that, I'm feeling pretty good now that I got some driving practice
>>692407434
SICK
C
U
N
T
>>692406995
Feels good to be in the club. Did you draw that pic? You always got good art
>>692407134
Oranges it is. Well you can beat them, but you wanna peel them!
>ill go noose now
>>692407296
from what google has told me, no.
>ika
>>692407134
Alright..
What if I ask you nicely?
>>692407566
Well if you don't believe me then I don't care!
Hmmph
>>692407598
what up man? Driving practice?
>>692407777
quads confirmed~
I believe you
>>692407566
I haven't played either of those lately. I'm excited for the new Pokemon games to come out though, new region and all that.
>>692407598
Old people are a pain in the ass to work with, especially in customer service. They always bitch about something or take forever to pay for their stuff
Stealing megumin
>>692407767
You sure? I'ma seeing most people say the Myogi is Leagues better than the Kawachi purely because you have a vast range improvement.
>Plus, I need to go through Myogi to get to Kongou
>>692407967
Reroll
>>692407134
Eh yeah you're right about that
>>692407296
Speak American and not weeb :^)
>>692407345
Duuuuuuuude
>>692407777
ayyy
>>692407967
Rerollerino
>>692407545
Yeah. I already ordered parts though, so thats good.
>>692408060
Rawl
>>692407761
What makes a beetroot the best vegetable?
>You can't beat a root!
>
>>692407967
Stolen
>>692408133
>>692407967
Stealing
>>692408053
Remind me again, what all is included? A steakburger with fries and a brownie I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1rZrnUIRg
>>692408186
>>692408133
>>692407967
Cucking megumin
>>692408102
That's good to hear.
Any ETA on when they will arive?
Also are you posting from mobile or what?
>>692408244
>>692408186
>>692408133
>>692407967
Rerolling to cuck megumeme
>>692407964
im not TOO excited for the new one. the pokemon kind of irk me just like the 4th gen did.
>>692407985
well, i've never played the game your playing. i dont even know what game you are playing actually. im just throwing out an answer.
>>692407416
No.
Fuck off.
>>692408336
>>692408244
>>692408186
>>692407967
>mfw i cuck megumeme
>>692407777
Whoo boy quads checked
>>692407893
Yo, yeah, had my license a while back but never really drove til now, Just getting the feel behind the wheel back and getting comfortable
>>692407964
Motherfucker told us he had a unit bought and needed us to just install, what instead he had us meet him somewhere AN HOUR away to some random that's selling a unit.. he didnt want it casue we told him its fucking ancient and would not work well SO he asked us to "Check out HIS ac" when in reality we were following him to ANOTHER random's house to look at ANOTHER ac being sold.. like nigga WHAT THE FUCK??
Claimed.
>>692408307
They arrive in a week and yes, I am posting on mobile.
Saber claimed beach edition
Gonna go for a while
>>692407761
My cousin like sister did actually
>>692407777
Checked!
>>692408207
The brownie is in the sundae. The meal also comes with a hot dog that you can add whatever you want to it. Personally I add chili cheese
>>692408496
>>692408244
>>692408244
>>692408186
>>692407967
>>692408434
Cucking in progress
>>692408556
Eh, sounds like shit for time being.
Hope you survive through it, mobile posting is shit.
>>692408644
Bikini party time!
>>692408053
Myogi is a Japanese Battleship.
>>692408389
Time to make a gamble then!
>>692408663
Love the tumblr filename
>>692408683
Aww m8
>>692407956
Using my own tricks against me?
Vicious~
>>692408055
lmao
>>692408663
I should've rolled ;-;
>>692407420
O shit. I know what I'm watching tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4yMjojrjRI
>>692407566
Eh it's not the same there. You put your hands in your pants and you're going to get arrested. You have a point about it quite.
>>692407761
I'll hold the chair for ya.
>>692407777
It'd have to be a unanimous decision.
>>692408053
Kek, How's it going man?
>>692408795
Reroll
>>692408663
Hey hey, Shinoa.
I need to have a.
Quick word.
About your.
Shortcomings.
>>692408467
That sounds so super sketchy lol. All the old people I talk to argue prices...
>>692408663
Cool, I'll check that out then!
>>692408745
BEACH PARTY!
>>692407602
Hello squishy.
>>692408847
Could of sworn it was there.
>>692408758
Buying a model kit?
>>692408793
It's okay lil ship. C'mere
>>692408847
I'm going well, mysterious anon. How are you this evening? :^)
>>692408847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXFQaQGLq0
>>692407602
>
>>692408745
BIKINI PARTY? ILL GRAB THE GANG
Hentai chat
If trips all waifus are mine
>>692408991
We'll see how sketchy he'll be after we charge him 2k.. probably more.. we could have done other clients...
>>692408896
Now now, Rory, don't you think you're being a LITTLE harsh?
>>692409083
Nah, World of Warships. Deciding whether to blow a fourth of my credits on a ship so I can finally get to Kongou.
>>692408721
Yes, yes it is. But thank you though!
>>692408847
They wouldn't mind if I joined the chat~
>>692409083
Hold me
>
>>692409193
For real. Sounds to me like he just made you drive all over town for no reason at all lol
>>692408745
>>692408991
>>692409143
Bikini party?
>>692408745
this is the best i got.
>>692408758
so youre going to do it? you have my luck.
>>692408793
kek. nothing like jokes to ease the tension right?
>>692408847
well, at least that miserable time is over. kek
>>692409426
Bikinis you say~
>>692408132
>Wakemeup.jpg
>>692408663
Oh cool, it looks pretty goooood. Oh yea, are there any other texas things i need to try?
>>692408847
>hold the chair
are you trying to keep my alive best? I appreciate the love
I need a new waifu
Dubs decide
>>692408896
https://youtu.be/5PGMcDlE5d4
>>692408991
You could taste the American freedom in every bite. The place it self has that 1950 look to it to make it even better
>>692409202
Stat wise, which are better?
>>692409277
>
>all of the waifus are now in the smug harem
>>692409338
My dad has worked for him before, that old fart has money, hes a bloody veteren with a purple heart, hes trying to be a cheap fuck
>>692408745
>>692408991
>>692409143
>>692409426
Bikini bois!
Remember when 'smug' was funny?
>>692409069
Hello.
>>692409108
Booby Brother.
>>692409185
Yari Yuri.
>>692409604
smug you say?
>
>>692409604
All depends on what you want.
Carriers seem to be the RTS of the game.
Battleships are the heavy hitters, but most are very slow in reload time, speed, turret rotation, and turning in general.
Cruisers are faster than Battleships, but slower than Destroyers. They're more of a well balanced mix.
Destroyers are fast little torpedo spamming cunts.
Although I'd ask Shiki about it more, since i only kinda just started again at tier 3/10 after a long break.
>>692409946
Breast friend.
>>692410039
?
>>692410125
id go for Destroyers. they sound funner to use
>>692409840
It was funny?
>>692409946
How have you been Hols?
I couldn't reply sooner because of this captcha shitting up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
>>692409202
Nah, it was only a tiny bit of fun. I meant only a miniscule about of ridicule. In fact, ridicule is mandatrory.
>>692409604
https://youtu.be/AO7QvP9Bzyg
>>692409604
Sounds a lot like Steak N' Shake.
>>692409700
What a dick lol. He deserves to be charged out the ass. I tried fighting The Pursuer in DaS2 today. He killed me so quickly lol
>>692409533
Texas roadhouse for the roll and sweet butter
>>692409840
Kek nope. Remind me
>692410129
That I'm not funny
>>692410125
I've never played the game before. That'll be a wise move
>>692409083
Haha, that's good to hear. Been fine myself, another boring day.
>>692409108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
>>692409277
Maybe so, although it's not "They" at the moment~
>>692409460
Yep and I'm so glad it is. How have you been?
>>692409533
Can't let you do it man, I got your back.
>>692410129
How are you?
>>692410473
I've been good, same as always. How have you been?
Yeah its really fucking up.
Miho claimed
Oh boy at the ER with a friend.
>>692410682
Roll when he charges at you, smack him in the arse, roll away, roll again when he charges, repeat til win
OR
Parry him, run to ballista, cock it and shoot his ass
>>692409604
whats the smug harem? :o
>>692410634
HEIL
>>692410376
Oh, they're loads of fun. But they're the risk takers. They need to get closer than most to be effective, but if you managed to weasel your way through a literal assload of artillery fire, just unload your torps and watch as the highest HP ships go down in less than 15 seconds as you rip them a new asshole.
>>692410634
Those puns made me wanna jump off a building. I wonder if Shinoas short fuse is gunna kick in soon.
>>692410852
It's a fun time killer and the mods for it are surprisingly nice.
>>692409460
..Maybe~
>>692410902
So it's only Mili~?
>>692410911
>911
That's nice to hear. I've been well, pretty comfy right now. Just some music and hot drinks really. Busy day for you? How is your training going?
>>692410902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07S9tSVA3Yc
>>692410911
The usual.
>>692411025
I wasn't aware there was a ballista (then again the fight lasted like 30 seconds)
>>692411025
I can confirm both tactics.
>>692411438
Good lord man do you have no reaction?
>>692411513
Either that or circle strafe.. but thats a tad bit risky since his attack are fast for a beginner to react upclose
>>692410852
Just for the roll and butter? That doesnt sound like its worth it though
>>692410902
Thanks best, that was bad but it wasnt terrible. The noose will be stored for another day aka tomorrow. The orange was good but im going for watermelon now
>>692411174
oh fucking hell yes. thats what i would use!
>>692410902
ive been good. sadly, ive procrastinated for too long and now i got to do something that i promised id finish before tomorrow.
>>692410912
what happened this time?
>>692411308
Are you still mad? im sorry...
>>692411673
I actually got lucky once and dodged his charge attack by the entrance, booked it to a balista and shot it and killed him just before he attacked me.
>>692411673
It's not that, I just want to try to see what his attacks are and try to figure out when to dodge and stuff. I only made one attempt anyway and it was that attempt.
>>692411174
Are you sure you want to go to purgatrory? Im pretty sure Shinoa would have a mini heart attack.
>>692410634
Gotta check out your show
>>692410682
Never heard
>>692410902
Could've bought me a 100th scale gundam barbatos at Barnes and Noble;-;
Got books about nature and international mythology instead
>>692410912
Doesn't sound fun
>>692411068
Hmmph
>>692411174
Bet they have a world of airplanes
>>692411764
For appetizers~ ever had texas bbq? Second to none!
Well... Finally got into my Hotel in Turkey. Due to the jihadists in Istanbul, I was trapped in a cruddy Paris hotel with no phone service or internet. My flight was cancelled and I had to get a new one. Security took forever and were very obtrusive (they even tested my egg salad sandwich for traces of bombs). However, I finally am checked into my Hotel in Ankara. How have you guys been?
>tired mobile claim
>>692412090
I'm pretty sure I glitched the fight, but at least I got him.
>>692412090
Got him with ballistia first, then the rest I got gud
>>692412105
Gotcha, good idea
>>692410912
Neither of you are allowed to die.
>>692411336
Nice, good to hear. Not really busy no, its going good, trainer says I'm getting stronger so I guess I am.
>>692411413
Good.
>>692412283
Where are you from and why do you think it's a good idea to be in Turkey at the moment?
>>692411905
Friend is coughing up blood.
>>692412268
It ain't.
>>692411905
Just to give you an idea of how squishy you actually are.
Top Tier Yamato HP: 97,200
Top Tier Zao HP: 40,800
Top Tier Hakuryu HP: 63,100
Top Tier Shimakaze HP: 17900
And those are just the HP numbers of the highest tiered Japanese ships.
>>692412111
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
She's not responding, maybe we should show a little restraint?
>>692412268
Ya, that's also pretty fun.
>Now I'm off to get ready for work
<3
>>692410852
I doubt it ever was.
It's not like it matters anyway.
>>692409901
>>692410141
Oh, boy.
>What a coincidence!
>>692410473
I'd say so.
I mean, it's everywhere.
>>692412705
I should be leaving about now.
Isn't it late for you too, Hols?
>>692412718
I need to be in Turkey for business. Besides, I had just landed in france as the terrorist bombing occurred. Not part of my planning...
>>692412772
Does he do that often?
>>692412283
I fucking hate turkey, death to Erdomeme, Death to turkey, FUCK TURK ROACHES, LONG LIVE ASSAD LONG LIVE GREATER SYRIA.
>>692412557
I was too angry and anxious to even care how I beat him. But damn I wish I had tried that, that might have been easier than what I did.
>>692412283
Alright. At elastic you're safe dude
>>692412772
I wish you the best
>>692412805
Or I choose to ignore it ;)
Have fun at work
>>692413002
Agreed
>>692413002
Not to me no, not even midnight yet, thanks though.
>>692413176
>elastic
Fucking hell! I meant at least
>>692412805
and which one is the destroyer?
>>692412772
oh shit. thats not good. what happened to him to make him do that?
>>692412268
Gotcha, ill find time this weekend and go. Ive had one place and it was pretty top tier. Easily some of the best ive had
>>692411308
You have great deduction skills~
>>692411413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXdnYd0wwDE
>>692411764
No problem friendo. Yeah there's been worse, way worse. Haha, that soon huh? Might as well hide the chair then. Sounds good, find a sweet one. They're rare nowadays.
>>692411905
Good. Dreaded procrastination. Love it but it screws you over. Good luck with your business.
>>692412268
Not in your budget I'm guessing? Sounds like some nice reads though.
>>692413057
Turkey and Syria are not be enemies, my brother! What happened to the Arab alliance to rid our lands of the zionist Israeli scum? Remember 1947-49?
>>692413176
Noted. :3
>...wew wew?...
>>692413025
>>692413392
No he got jumped.
>>692413176
Yeah....
>>692412268
Shiiieeet man. It's bretty good, would recommend if there's one near you
>>692412557
I'll try that ballista the next time I fight him though.
I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone!
>>692412705
Eh, could be better.
>>692413002
It is.
>>692413476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4vmOI5Zoh0
>>692413087
Idk what made me satlier, Ds2 or 3
>>692413539
Sleep well yuuki!
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