>>692401667
How much would it cost to fuck her?
Can I go bareback?
Do you worry that she'll leave you for me since my cock is bigger than yours and I make enough money to not whore out my girlfriend?
Can you still taste the residual semen when you kiss her?

What does an escort actually do?

>>692401667
How do you like being a cuck?
Can we get more of her so we can pay up?

>>692402053
escorts dudes' dicks into her holes.

>>692401996

$150 hh $200 h

Safe play only, homie

She could leave me for a guy at the bank just as easy as she could leave me for a client so nah I'm not worried at all

Sometimes ;) lol

hows the aids treatin ya?

>>692401667
Guess who is out of the picture real soon?

>>692402165

Pretty much yup

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Hi guise I'm an escort ask me anything.

>>692401667
>she's a lot happier
Your girlfriend is happier fucking strangers for money than she is fucking you for free. Wow.

>>692402092

It's not bad at all, tbh

We did a lot of swapping and swinging before she got into this deal anyway. So it's not much different.

Posting more nudes is a great idea. It's a fine business strategy for rounding up more clientele.

need more pics, maybe link to her backpage add or something? tell the story about how it started. Do you jerk off while she tells you about getting fucked?

>>692402389

We fuck like crazy as soon as she comes home and tosses a gigantic stack of $20s on the table. So, yah. Win-win.

>>692402458
So why does she need you?

>>692402355
Kek

>>692401667
I don't know why everyone is bahsing OP.

He's benefiting from having a whore fuck other men and giving him a share of the money.

If he didn't want to be in that situation he could just leave, but I mean, it's so obvious how he feels about her. She's a cum bucket. Just like all women should be. But at least she makes him money.

>>692402571
You disgust me.

>>692402507

As psychotic as /b/ is it's probably best not to like the BP ad lol.

But, yes, she typically uses her work stories as a pretty awesome way to stimulate both of us while we fuck

>>692402687
I wonder how she'll be after her first gang rape.

>>692402658

<3

>>692402641
This. He's pretty much a pimp.

>>692402610

She doesn't at all.

Just like I don't need her.

But we're both broken enough that we work really well.

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>>692401667
>being paid to have sex and go on dates, mostly with richer men than you

Oh yeah, I wonder why's she's so happy doing it.

Pimp's rule, nignog: Don't marry a hoe. NEVER MARRY ONE -O YA HOES, DAWG.

>>692402875

Kinda sorta I guess?

I'm actually a bank teller. She does her deal completely on her own.

>>692401667

You're a literal cuck. You realise this, right?

>>692402687
I need a escort gf. Every one I've known outside of their job has been amazing and my dream girls. Fun, free, very few insecurities, full of confidence and absolutely wild in bed because they know what I want! They just don't want relationships!

>>692401667
Which city does she work in? I assume an escort in New York City is priced differently than an escort in Omaha.

>>692403074

Yup. But I was a literal cuck when we were swinging and wife swapping.

So I'll happily take the stacks of cash these days.

>>692402571
On her back all day and when she gets home she's ready for more....wink...wink

>>692403123

And they fuck like CRAZY

>>692403074
Wut? No he isn't kid. Don't you have some sort of summer you could be off doing?

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>>692402626
check out my ass, handsome.

>>692402571
so your telling us you like getting other guys dick juice all over you?

You're a loser and she's taking advantage of you for the free care while she banks up to be rid of you. You'll be eating a bullet within the year.

>>692403173

We live in Montreal

>>692401667
Got more pics, anon?

>>692402687
You make me want to take a shower. And I'm not even the Cuck. You are. You are the aids cuck.

Notice any difference in pussy tightness? Has she had bigger dick than you so far

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I'm in the US I'm 18 turning 19 soon and would love to be an escort what kind of connections does it take???

>>692403385
It requires a connection between some guys dick and your vagina and his money to your hand.

>>692403357

Oh god yah she has

Some guys are surprisingly big

If she gets fucked real hard by a well endowed guy she'll come home a little loose but it typically goes back to normal overnight

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hml let me know

>>692403385
I'll be your pimp and you can live in my mom's basement with me.

She makes tendies btw.

>>692403181
If you're using literal in a sentence you're under 20.

>>692403385

No connections whatsoever. Just a back page ad and a hotel room lol

>>692401667
#quebecuck op tordant

>>692403333
Nice Quads. I also live in montreal. Post more pics. I might give you some business.

>>692401667
Where do ya'll live? I'd love to eat that butthole.

>>692403385
none, backpage

>>692403312
Literally cannot even, you do the lords work friend, godspeed

>>692403385
I'm in the US and would love to be your client. What kind of connections can we make?

>>692403320

Would it be more or less Dick juice than one would have on them at a popular swing club?

>>692403535
How big are you?

Bi-curious guy - what's cum taste like? Never tasted my own. Kinda loose the urge after orgasm

>>692403682

Montreal

Tastes good, man

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I'm talking about the escorts who really just go on dates with sad lonely men , cook for some dude, pretend to be a girlfriend around some dudes family, do drugs with some dude, but not really wanting to be fucking thosse random dudes unless it's over $600 cause i'm a cunt

>>692403789

I don't mind it at all, but I'm definitely far more broken in the head than any normal guy

>>692401667
Does she do anal? BBBJ? DFK?

>>692403535
Your girlfriend is a cum depository. Good for nothing but taking loads.

>>692403992

She does Greek but it's extra. BBBJ but no swallow.

>>692403935
good fucking luck then. You don't seem to be attractive enough for that. Cunt

>>692404038

And that makes my dick hard as steel. Yes.

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>>692403333
>They're canadian

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHO WOULDA GUESSED?!?

Jesus christ, it's like a bad joke. You guys adopt a syrian yet?

>>692403935
You want people to pay you to be a gold-digger? Guys with money can do that stuff for free with a not-dumb-cunt, you dumb cunt!

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Hold on I need a drink

>>692403965
One day I hope to convince gf to teach me and share sucking a cock.

What do you mean by broken? General life experiences? Shit relationships?

>>692403935

Lol. Not really how the 'industry' (stupid term) works

>>692404241
Agreed.

>>692403181
she fuck blacks too or are nigs off limits like all good escorts?

>>692404276

No, I just mean I'm not opposed to sucking dick and jerking off to my gf telling me stories of fucking strangers

lol

That kind of broken

So you like being cucked?

Hows it feel having your wife get plowed by guys. Hope she enjoys her std's too

Op has she ever returnen home with a wrecked asshole?

>>692404224

Underrated post

>>692404437

No blacks, no Browns

>>692404151
Awesome. How much extra? DFK and DATY too?

>>692404469

It's hot as fuck, tbh

>>692404495

Wrecked no. Sore, yes.

Drop KIKs for more pics.

I have some good ones

>>692404197
Do you worry that someone may mercilessly attack her? You know, like a guy who despises human scum?

>>692404457
That's nothing much to me then.
I used to be in a swinger style relationship with ex. Most I ever did was cradle another guys balls while she rode him, then fucked her in the ass. I don't know if he even noticed?
I'm older now and more comfortable with my sexuality, so now more curious than ever. New gf is really monogamous though :/

>>692404858

That's always a concern, of course.

We've been lucky so far.

>>692403385
u wan sum fuk lil bebby

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Hey there are $2,000 escorts who go to the club with you, snort cocaine off of your dick , then ride you till you're fucking raw . dont blame me for wanting to be like her. So what my fun is highpriced you'll have a great time with a barely legal bitch who can deepthroat and take pain, if i bruise or bleed a bit it's okay with me

>>692404867

I've watched her with guys at the club but never with a client

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Have some more ass, anons

Escorts don't always sleep with their clients, PROSTITUTES (whores) ALWAYS do.

>>692404942
To be honest, those guys are playing themselves spending that much. Most women are gold digging whores who would do some depraved shit thinking they can make Mr. Moneybags settle down. I'VE SEENT IT

>>692405302
Moar?

>>692405368

Tomato tomatoe

>>692402176
Um you do realize she's had a guy's cum in her mouth or at least splattering her. Probably one out of four times. She just doesn't tell you.

>>692404942
KEK! Follow that dream! Repost those pics in 3 months after your reality check and I'll give you $150 to suck a Vicodin out of my butthole.

>>692404942
can already tell you are an entitled little shit. You're thinking outside your worth. These chicks are usually hot as hell, your body is completely average. Sorry to burst your bubbled but you are like champaign taste on a beer budget. Just cause lonely guys around your shit part of the world might give you attention, don't for one second refuse to think they aren't doing it to the female next to you as well. You are not a special snowflake. You have tits and a vagina, guys are horny, they will give you attention to fuck you. but to pay for it, guys are going to be more picky. You need to get with reality. i'm willing to bet you're a $20 quickie lunch special breed, and not much more.

>>692405591

Read above. Swing clubs. Wife swapping.

None of this bothers me

If thread dies or I disappear - KIK me at CJames416 for more questions and possible photos

>>692405715
Bi-curious guy again.
Green text your first cuck or bi experience?

>>692405951

Too newfag for greentext anon

>>692404823
No.

>>692405715
Why would we read anything a liar has to say

There's no one under 40 in swing clubs unless you're an 18 year old girl who has been brainwashed or the 32 year old coke dealer controlling her

>>692405418
Yep. I had girls that shot me down in college start calling me after some bitch told a bunch of people how much money I was making after I graduated. A couple of the once-stuck-up-bitches were rimming me and wearing my load as a beauty mask overnight. Then I started ignoring their calls and they all had their pride hurt too much to do anything but quietly fade back into the background they came from.

>>692406019


">" at the start of every line.
>Tell the story in simple sentences.

>>692405818
>CJames416

I already told you i'd be down to give you some business if you'd post pics

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>>692405715
Well, I was going to call you a cuck but since you're an actual swinger I haven't got much to say.

>>692406104

You clearly have no idea whatsoever of what you're talking about

>>692405618
I think you mean beer taste on a champagne budget.

unless beer has gotten really expensive

>>692404942
What state are you in? Would you do some crush/vore stuff for me? $1000

>>692406233

Where in MTL are you?

>>692406254
Yeah I do, you're just having cuck fantasies.

>>692406471

Aqua lounge in Toronto. I recommend. Very young clientele.

Was our spot before we moved.

>>692406448
Downtown

Also I get that C james is a common name but it'd be lulz if you're name was Collin.

>>692401667
Post more pics because she's a slut

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>>692406736

For my butthole fans out there

Thread is basically a bunch of virgins jealous of a dude with a gf. kek.

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>mfw I scrolled through this thread

Mfw I'm hosting this thread waiting for her to come home from her last client

>>692406891

Time stamp??

>>692407318

She's not here for me to take live photos so I don't see how a time stamp is possible?

>>692406429
probably considered animal abuse where you live. illegal.

>>692406891
figures a cuck can't take a good photo. Just like cucks have shit taste in women and always seem to pick the stupidest, ugliest, most useless ones around.

I wonder why that is.

>>692407728

That's actually a photo from her ad lol

She took it. I take zero responsibility.

>>692407899

and after my best guess this is her

http://montreal.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hellow-gentlemen-5149991315-outcall-onlydont-missoutsexyy-latina/7074205

>>692407970

Ad says don't miss out. Good advice. That ass is gorgeous n

>>692402176
thats some shit money lol. My ex became an escort after we broke up and she got $400/h you cuck faggot

>>692407899
Again, shit taste in women. Most girls, no matter how dumb they are, can hold a camera.

>>692408323

Maybe the economy is better in fantasy land? I'm jelly anon

>>692408346

I'll let her know she needs work.

Thank you for your brutal honesty, anon.

>>692408472
No you won't. You won't say a word to her. No way could you stand her being a wee bit upset.

>>692408609

Maybe when I come up for air after eating her out tonight

>>692408705
ew nig

>>692403935
Honey, I'm one of those sad lonely men, and for $100 I get a hot stripper doing lapdances, BJs and fucking for an hour or more. Unless you're incredibly hot, smart and sophisticated, plan on sucking strangers cocks for pocket change.

Why do faggots fantasize about this shit?

Want to be in a relationship with a whore? Try your mom or sister.

threads dying

autism taking over

if any of you fags are in MTL and happen to find her - all i ask is you tip handsomely ;)

>>692410243
and pay to fund your disgusting lifestyle? lol no.

>>692410878

our lifestyle is hella normal

but, yes

>>692403312
lmao

>>692411093
>normal
Again, no.

girlfriend just called - on her way home

3 clients in the books for the night

$600 cash, b

>>692411808
Its dirty money
Youre a greasy fuck, Cyrus.

>>692412726

tough to argue that, but it makes her happy

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18, hardcore, bdsm, daddy dom/lil, can deepthroat, accepts anal, will fulfill most fetishes (no shit or missing limbs sorry) weighs 95lbs is 5'4 size 0 jeans 34 C cup tits, size 5 womens shoe (i'm a lolita you could say), has presidential awards for academics in grade school (k-5th grade) and multiple visual art awards in high-school (9-12), I was a caretaker from 14-17 years old for my diabetic grandmother suffering from dementia and was her main support (cooked,cleaned house, helped bath and did her garden for her, STD free always have been and i've been asked to be an escort for $500 one night but it was my first time on EX and i didn't feel like it so i fucking know i could get a poor soul to pay $600 for one crazy night ;) ;)

>>692413868
? Show ass please.

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WANKERSHIMMMM

>>692413868
Can you remove the shitty nail polish and time stamp please? I'm gonna pretend to be you to get some free stuff.

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wankershimmm

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She's home

Little sore - but turned on

>>692414566
Show her ass again?

sorry shitty people come with shitty nail polish

>>692414566

that loose ass pussy is coroborating evidence that your gf is a whore, OP

>>692401667
Miami area?

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will she fuck a hamster for money?

>>692401667
How does it feel being a cuck? In all honesty, just use her for the money at this point. Basically pimp her out and fake that emotional attachment she's looking for.

>>692414566
Does she do greek?

>>692414916

its a gigantic fucking turn on, anon
thats my honest to god answer

>>692415004

yes - but its extra

>>692414566

would eat

>>692415143
Where does she advertise her services? I've been kinda wanting to hire a girl for that just to see how much different it is paying for it.

>>692415278

strictly on backpage right now