>>692374099
As much as it would probably send me deeper into depression, I probably would. One puppy isn't greater than the good I do for many dogs, animals, and people.

>>692374099
nope

as long as those are the exact instructions; never said i had to kill it

>>692374099
No because you would have to be an awful person to kill a defenseless animal.

>>692374099
Probably, but you're going to have to give me some time to get the money together...

Absolutely not. Dogs have feelings like human beings.

>>692374625
This. Just give it a gentle tap with your foot, that can be considered 'stepping on it'.

>>692374099
yes, you could save every puppy on earth and still have money left to kill all niggers (who abuse dogs more than any race)

>>692374688
This guy gets it

>>692374099
If those 18 billions dollars are in USD I'd do it.

>step on his tail (still part of a puppy)
>literally nothing happens
>????
>profit

if you say no you are a fucking retard

the great impact you could make on the world with 18 billion dollars severely outweighs the life of an infant animal

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>>692374099
One furry rat or the GDP of a small country?
That's a tough one.

>>692374099
Fuck yeah. I'd stop the little fucker to death for half that.

Who the fuck wouldn't? Shit I would do it for $100.

With 18 FUCKING BILLION? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I would stomp the fuck out of it and then piss on it, shit.

18 billion....

>>692374099
Would do it for 100 dollars

>>692374099
Of course I would, I don't understand how people could hesitate

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>>692374099
Mein neger, id do it for 1 dollar

>>692374099
I dont have 18 billion, but I'd pay around tree fiddy to do it.

I'd do it for 5 thousand bucks tbh, I'd stomp the shit out of that little fuck. I don't even hate dogs, it's just easy money.

I'd step on the for like 18 cents and a big mac.

>>692374099
sure just for 2000$ i do it

NO! But I would kill you for free

>>692374099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>692374914
/thread

>>692374099
underage b&
/thread

I would, then I would use my money to raise a puppy farm

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>>692374881

I would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be that man that would walk 5000 miles on dead puppies

>>692374099
I would absolutely annihilate that thing for 1 billion USD. For 18 billion I'd stomp on 18 of them. Fuck those puppies.

>inb4 edgy

No, just tired of trying to balance all my bill and survive.

for 1800.

>>692374099
yes, and to make sure it doesnt die for no reason, i would pull the fur (china style), cook and eat it

>>692374099
no asshole

Yeah, probably. Gotta admit that I'd probably go donate an ass load to an animal shelter after words out of guilt.

>>692374099
50 bucks and I'll kill any critter you ask of me

>>692374099
I don't have that kind of money: ( can't you do that for free? What country does it cost that doller to stomp animal

>>692374688
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>>692375161
cooking and eating would be china style also

>>692374099
Why? Do you need a puppy to me stepped on? Because I can do it! I'll give you $100! NO! $18 Billion!

>>692375036
thanks for posting that. literally everything that can be said about this stupid question

>>692374951
Hell yeah

18 billion? fuck that shit I'd shoot up a gay night club for 18 billion

>>692374099
I'd do it for 18 thousand dollars

>>692375119
>500+500=5000
Nigga wat?

id do it for a dime bag....................

>>692374666
Says satan

>>692374099
I'd do it as long as there were no consequences. $18000000000 would be a bonus.

>>692375383
walk 1000 miles to qualify for walking 5000 miles, dumbshit

>>692375371
To soon

>>692375383
he obviously walked further than he claims to have

>>692375235
i don't know if its true but some rich russian kid pays poor people money to do emberassing things on the street. He offered some people 20$ to shoot a puppy (gun was fake of course). But since it's some facebook bullshit, i am doubtful

>>692374099
Id fuck it to death just for a giggle

>>692374514
this, well said.

>>692374099
yes of course, its 18 billion dollars.

i'd do it barefoot and naked while humming taylor swift tunes.

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EZ money. I would devour that puppet raw, shit it out, stomp it and then eat my shoe for a fraction of 18 billion dollars. Any one who says otherwise is a pussy or an idiot.

I would step on it for 18$

>>692374099
I'd do it for tree-fiddy.

>>692374099
I'd do it for 18 dollars.

>>692375119
Retard the song says 1000 not 5000

>>692375119

the proclaimers: you got the lyrics wrong you dumb fuck

tell you what for every puppy i stomp on you give me 18 billion dollars. Come Monday, I would own the fucking world.

>>692375371
Hahahaha!

>>692374099
Can I have 2 billions more if I fuck the dead puppy ?

>>692374099
Bitch, I'd wear that fucker like shoes for a week, for that much money.

Am I missing some kind of a meme?
obv I'll do it, Faggots it's 18 billion
I would eat it afterwards for that amount of money

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>>692375666
Evil get for an evil anon.

Whats with al the moral fags saying no. Its just a puppy its no genocide or anything .

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>>692374099

I would eat him alive.

>I could never do any kinf of porn for any price though....

Ok, fuck y'all, i made a mistake,
1000miles of dead puppies equals a shitload of money so it still counts

>>692375948

>*eat it

>>692374099
yes. Wouldn't even think about that "hurr tap on head" shit my brain would connect 18 billion dollars with stomping the thing's head in in an instant.

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>Stomp the puppy to death
>Donate the 18 billion to animal shelters
>Kill yourself out of regret
Absolutely nothing wrong with this plan, anons.

>>692375812
yes it's a meme

retarded normie social media shit

>>692374099
ill do it for a hundred

>>692376138
>regret
how could you regret killing a dog for a metric fuckton of cash?

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>>692374099
I would do just about anything for 18 billion dollars so long as I was alive after to use it along with those I specifically cared for...

If I was payed 1$ for every jew that I killed....

so yes.

i would step on 18 billion puppies for 18 billion dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>692374705
Stomp the puppy, use the money to donate to animal shelters and welfare centers/carers.

Save hundreds of thousands of even cuter puppies from even worse fates and pocket 9 billion in $$$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

18 billion US dollars?

Yeah. I'd feel terrible but I'd do it.

I'll shoot that little bitch in the back of the head Lincon style

this sums it all up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>692375146
I'd do it for $1000 lol

I'll do it for a chipotle burrito and $20 inb4 edgy

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>>692376525
You just gave me a diabolically genius idea, mate!!!

Now I just need a go-pro, a box of cute little puppy dogs some damned kids are always trying to get rid of, and about $5USD worth of Zimbabwe Dollars!

i would kill it for $5

>>692374099
sure
i'd step on him lightly and only partially, as to cause as little damage as possible i'd help cure with a bit of the money

>>692374914
Nigga what the fuck would you do with 18 million. Become worse than Hitler?

I would take a bat, beat it into mush, feed the mush to its parents, beat the parents to mush, feed that mush to starving children in africa, tie up the children, rape their mothers and sisters infront of the children, kill all of them except one child, and sell that childs organs for only 18 million dollars, I'd do far worse shit for 18 billion

>>692374099
Yes
I'd dedicate millions to make an animal rescue to curb my conscience

bruh id slaughter my best homie for just 10k

>>692377104
pussy, stop trying to bend the rules and just stomp the fucking thing

>>692374625
>>692374734
If I was offering someone 18bil to stomp on a puppy, and he pulled this shit. I'd straight up kill him and dump him in middle of the ocean for testing me

>>692374099

fuck that, i'd beat the shit out of all of you for five bucks

murder for ten

>>692374099
id step on it for 18 dollars

>>692374099
Yes, as long as there are no cameras filming me, and no evidence that could land me in jail or the nation-wide shit list for animal cruelty. You can record the puppy if you want tho. Hell, I would probably do it for one million.

>>692374099
I can probably bring him back to life (stronger) with just one billion.. so yeah.

>>692377104
>>692374462
>>692374514
>>692374559
>>692374625
>>692374666
>>692374705
>>692374734
>>692375024
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>>692375165
>>692375186
>>692375515
>>692376525
underage newfags

>>692377834
Do you know which judges and juries you could buy for $18B?

Hint: all of them.

>>692374099
For 5000 and up, assuming there are no criminal or likewise penalties.

>>692377515
this, stop being babies and answer the question straight.

>>692375666
3*6=18

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>>692377999
S U M M E R
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>>692374099
I would, even for a hundred k.

18 billion is way more than needed to do that. Even if I was doctor Doolittle and I could hear that thing talking I'd still do it

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i would rape it

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>>692378443
Fucking kek

Does step have to mean crush? Could I just lightly rest my foot on him or see if I could "step" on his nail so it's only a very minor injury and still collect the reward?

>>692374099
Id crusg0h the puppy for klondike bar, the fuck you paying me 18 bil for?

>>692374099
Step on it sure, but i would not do it that hard tho.

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>>692374099
Oh no. The loss of one puppy, how ever will the world survive?. Grow the fuck up, stomp that bitch into the fucking core of this God damn planet and take your cash like a man.

And also. Tits.

>>692374099
FALCON KICK

>>692378041
Well yeah, but public opinion would be far harder to deal with. Even bribing my way into witness protection, and getting massive facial reconstruction is almost not worth the trouble.

>>692374099
I'd do that, give you and your friends all gay bjs and put sharpie in pooper.
Give me a harder one.

You guys aren't even looking at the loophole here. It just says "step on". You don't have to stomp it or kill it.
Just lightly placing your foot on top of it counts as stepping.

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>>692374099
I'd do it for $10

Yes.

18 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. I WOULD JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT THING. I WOULD KILL 10000 PUPPIES FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY.

>>692374099
Whoever wouldn't kill a puppy for 18 billion is either very spiritual or completely stupid. Probably the latter

God. I want to say yes for the 18 billion. But I truly don't think I could go through with it nor would I want to

>>692374099
will stomp your unborn children too i mean FUCK 18 billion thats
enough to get me out of every jail, i would stomp a entire fucking DOG SHOOL for that kinda money, i would do it even for 500k dude shit

>>692374099
18 bill....

Easily tbh. I have fished and fried them up, I have caught vermin in my place and they died.

I like puppies but 18 billion is an easy bridge to cross. If I could kill you for 18 MILLION and know I get away with it I would do it 100/100 times

i wouldn't just stomp it. for 18b, i'd punch it in it's stupid puppy face.

>>692378649
buy a megamansion and private security
very few people would want you dead for killing a dog anyway

>>692378682
This is real, for those of you wondering

>>692374099
Bitch, for $18B I would tear it apart with my bare hands and eat its heart, liver and lungs raw.

As a dog lover I'd be stupid not to take up that offer. I'd probably even buy a huge house and fill it with a ton of dogs just to make myself feel better

>>692378867
just answer the question straight fuccboi
everyone knows the "epic loophole xDD"

>>692379302
no u

>>692374688
underrated post

with 18billion you can save thousands children

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>>692374099
I'd step on 18 billion puppies for one dollar.

>>692375235
Yourself, settle bill l8er

>>692379280
And you'd feel so good in your murderous rationalization

B-but I helped more puppies by consciously looking down at this tiny naive loving creature, deciding to press my weight on its helpless, affectionate self until it died.

But but I help more puppies!

Go die faggot. That is the least respectable answers.

HAHA I GET THE MONEY AND AM STILL A GOOD PERSON!!!

No

>>692379272
This guy is hands down a better person than you. At least he is honest with himself

>>692379229
Real fucking sexy, amiright?

nigger i would stomp on my waifu for that kind of money

*sigh* if only she were real..

You didn't say how hard I had to step on it did you?

>>692374099
You can save a lot of dogs from abusive owners with $18,000,000,000. His sacrifice will be worth it.

Why do you need to even find a loophole? It's pretty easy to justify your actions for 18 billion. Actually only good can come from stomping the thing.

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>>692379585
Is this you?

In a heartbeat, toss that nigga at me and i'll smack him with a 2x4 and launch that nigga like a fuckin baseball.

>>692374099
There's enough puppers in the world right now.
And come the fuck on, it's $18 billion. Who fucking wouldn't? You're set for life. If you feel so bad donate some to the ASPCA or some shit.

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Can you all stop pretending you wouldn't do it. Most of you would do it to hold hands which a real girl for 5 minutes.

>>692379624
Never called myself a good person. I said it would make me feel better, not make other people see me as a good person. Not denying that I'm selfish

>>692379585
that's impossible
1billion second is more than 30 years

>>692374099
I would fucking put its head inside my asshole and let it there until it melts its head from the heat for that amount.

>>692378682
would it be moral or immoral to rape her?

>>692374099

For 18B I'd stomp that little fucking into paste, ball it up, shove it up my ass, eat a 5lb bag or Haribo sugar free gummie bears, and then shit the whole unholy mess out on my grandma's face.

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>>692374099
For 18 billion fuck man I'd eviscerate the fucker

I'd throw the puppy over the fucking roof dude holy fuck

I'd kill 18 billion puppies for 18 billion

>>692374514
It's 18 bil. quit being a fag and trying to justify killing a puppy for any reason other than 18 bil.

>>692379968
I'd watch you do it. Then I would kill you afterwords and no one would need to know but me and I would feel good.

I'd fuck your stab wounds tbhfam

>>692374099
I would squish it into a little red spot.

>>692380136
I have really big feet.

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>>692379931
Kek

>>692380318
For 1000 dollars I would probably lick his grandma's face clean

>>692380343

I give you 100$ to kill 100 puppy's stepping on them. Same ratio $/puppy

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>>692374099
I would only pay up to 50 k to step on a puppy

Id fucking stomp that mother fucker. The struggle is real yo, id just buy a dog and name him squishy in memorium.

>>692374099
I would breakdance on that motherfucker.

>>692374809
I dont get it

>>692380188
I dunno but I'd do it without feeling bad for what that's worth.

>>692374099
Yes, and then i'd donate like $2,000 or something to a dog charity or some shit.

>>692380732
Not the same amount of guaranteed money you fucking dumb fucker don't mess around with this false equivalency

18billion is bigger than 100 and even you understand that despite your... challenges.

>>692374099
yes, r u serious, i would do it twice

For 18 billion, id step on every puppy in my neighborhood

>>692381146
And get 36 billion dollars. Smart.

>>692374099
I'd curb stop that little fucker and enjoy it for 18 billion fucking dollars

>>692380560
stack them up

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>>692374099
I'd do it for a thousand, but for 18 billion dollars i would strap that fucker to a bed of nails, put the bed on the roof of my car and watch is suffer as I drive over speedbumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

For 18 b. I would fuck it

>>692374099
Would quote papa franku but too lazy to check again what he said

>>692374688
kek

>>692381146
for EIGHTEEN BILLION UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE BANK NOTES

I would allow him to for the rest of my life at any time throw puppies at me and I will find every last one and stomp it into a jelly and then masturbate on the resultant mayhem of chunky puppy puddle. He would have to respect my refractory period though tbh

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>>692374099
yes

>>692380845
I have good news for you.

For that money you can go to korea, step on the puppy of your liking, then you can have it for dinner.

plenty of money left over to visit a korean strip club, fuck a whore or ten and poop that dog in the vip rooms toilet

Would do for 1000€

>>692374099
I'd curbstomp that fucker into the next dimension for 10,000

>>692374666
Fuck outta here Lucifer you ain't foolin anyone. we see the trips

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>>692374099
nigga Id stomp the fuck out of that puppy aim right for the damn skull
record that shit too, then I can replay the exact moment I earned 18 bil by cracking the little fuckers skull wide open

>>692382022
900 here

>>692382486
I'll top that, 700

>>692376508
>>692376449
>>692376618

it

>>692377999
Full house of truth.

HELL FUCKING YES

>>692374734
That isn't stepping, thats touching it with your foot.

Would you step on this puppy for 18 BILLION dollars?
18 BILLION?!
Are you kidding me?!
I would smash the living shit out of that for 18 billion dollars, i'd do it on live television and would have no regrets.
I would look at its disfigured its disfigured face as i'm doing it and i would only think of that 18 billion dollars.
To start of, the price is too high, 18 BILLION dollars.
I would without a doubt smash a puppy to death for 10 grand, easy.
But for 18 billion?!
For 18 billion i would take that fucker to my foot and slam it against the treadmill.
For 18 billion i would attach it to a rope and smash it trough the room.
It probably doesnt even have memory yet, and if he would, its only memorie would be my foot
This is a stupid question... for 18 billion?!?!
Time to put on the old timberlins, you know what im saying.
You do realize that with the money i earn from smashing the fuck out of that puppy i could justify my actions?
Even if i was Dr. dolittle and that thing was begging me to stop and i could hear it, i'd still do it
I would do what those crazy nazi doctors did back in the days

>>692378682
I've had to do something similar to this before.

>>692374099
I would throw spoons at it until it died for $20

>>692376453
this, i love animals like hell but one puppy can die to save tons

>>692374099
It's not much bigger than an insect, so I'd have no problems doing it.

>>692374514
Yea i would too if it meant i could save millions of other puppies with my money
i would kill it quickly then get my money and sprinkle its ashes over a nice island or something then make it a gold memorial to remember the one puppy that saved the millions of others>>692374099

For 18 Bil I'll shove the little cunt up my arse, shit it out, then fucking step on it.

>>692374099
No.

I would fucking DANCE.

>>692374099
Id stomp that thing into soup and scrape it off the road with 100 dollar bills

I would step on it humanely. :-)

>>692374987
fuck the big mac and the 18 cents, id do it just to do it

>>692374099
could I pick what kind of puppy?

If so, I'd choose one of those tiny-shit dog breeds, they're garbage to me and would not feel bad killing one.

Get a real fucking dog

>>692374099
yep. I would hate killing it, but with that much money I could easily save more lives to ease my conscience

>>692374099
I'd fuck it, burn it, step on it and eat that fucker alive. If any of you pussies say you wouldn't step on it your full of shit. 18 million dollars I'd stomp your mum.

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>>692375666
>Evil get for an evil anon.

>>692374099
For 18 bill I would eat that puppy alive


soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

>>692387821
>million
>didn't read actual post
>saying shit to be edgy confirmed

>>692374914

All my keks

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>>692377515
Kek

>>692374099
Definitely. Would chew its throat out for a million if not recorded.
>50k not recorded, bottom line

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Yes

>>692374099
I would do it for keks. Try harder

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>>692374099
For 18 billion dollars I would cut my dick off with a rusty spoon and beat the dog to death with it at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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>>692374099
Honestly I'd fuckin do it for fun if there was nobody around.

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>>692383665
Did you actually listened to the video to remind yourself every fucking word or are you just a faggot?

>>692374099
for 18 billion i would dig up my grandmother's interred ashes and snort them off the crack the fattest herpes infected whore i could find while getting my balls sucked dry by leeches.

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>>692374099
Fuck no bro. Puppster is my battle buddy.

ofc i hate dogs

>>692374099
its not even implied you have to kill it

i would spend at least 1 billion dollars on puppy research

whatever that is

I would grind that motherfucker into the pavement with my heel and lick my shoe after.

>>692374099
18 billion? I'd be instantly among the 1%, probably top ten wealthiest in the country, maybe even world.
I would liquefy that fucking thing.

>>692374099
I'd love every day of my rich life tortured by the betrayal of my own morals and the horror of what I did to live on economic godhood.
I'd do that while balls deep in supermodels and luxury of the kind mere mortals can barely comprehend.

>Behind every fortune lies a crime

>>692374099

I'd do it for 18 dollars.

Probably not.

But I'd probably step on the puppy if it meant saving a human that I know well.

>>692390761
But if you kill it you can buy a billion pups for a dog army.
Soldiers of fortune, unswayed by political ideology, loyal only to you. The greatest military force in history.
Yours, for a price.

>>692374099
I would stomp the shit out of that puppy, and in the end, it would be morally justifiable.

>>692374099
Negative. Op is a fag

>>692389937
So... many...... edges......!

>>692374099
It doesn't say how hard you have to step on the puppy, but I'd still stomp the shit out of it and kill it if that was the parameters for the 18 billion dollars.

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>>692374099
I'll kill your dog for five so don't push me!

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>>692374099
iwouldstep on this puppy. then donate 1billion dollars to anyone who is willing to raise apuppy farm. where puppy can be free and happy. but when they get to old. they have to be stepped on

Thats alot of fucking money, i can get over it

>>692384222
wtf
have your (You)

>>692374099

Definitely

>>692374099
Obviously. No one said "to death." I'd lightly step on the pupper with all my weight on my heel and collect my coin.

>>692375116
I that his left or right?

>>692374099
Fuck ya. I'd stomp a room full of babies for that kinda money!