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Will you be saved or die in captivity?
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>>692372111
That little rug rat from Raising Hope better come up with a genius plan instead of smiling at the camera like an idiot
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Dr. House is gonna wreck some kidnapper's shit.
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>>692372111
the pale monster of frankenstein from penny dreadful. i'm ok with that
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>>692372111
I hope Alex Trebek can kick ass.
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>>692372111
Svengoolie
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Phew!!! Donnie Yen is a good choice.
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shiiiettt.
Just watched Bob from 'Bob's Burgers'.....i am fucked
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Aww yeah, jax teller gonna kick some ass
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We gotta stop the jews
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Gordon Ramsay

I think I might be good.
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>>692372111
Brian and Stewie Griffin.

Well, I'm fucked.
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Holy shit. Chris Hansen.
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>>692373194
my sides!! LOL
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MATT FUCKING DAMON
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>>692372111

Kenny Fuckin' Powers.

How fucked am I?
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Thomas fucking Shelby
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>>692373387
I've got Peter, i dunno whats worse
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>>692373387
they'll come for you and blow the place killing yourself in the process. mistakes are made. gg
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>>692372111
Zombie Gregor Clegane, I think I'll be okay. Or at least avenged.
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Stan Smith from AD
Tru shit not even worried
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>>692372111

Tommy Lee Jones.

I think I might be OK.
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>>692372111
lucille ball.

i'm fucked, fam
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>>692373194
freddy fasthands
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Horatio Caine

mmm not the worst
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>>692372111
papa fieri will save me
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Leela from Futurama. Depends on how much she cares about me
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>>692372111
Being rescued by Sir Trevor Mcdonald
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>>692372111

The 8 year old from Paw Patrol and his puppy brigade. May I RIP in peace.
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>>692372111
O captain, MY captain!
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Captain Picard will save me for sure
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It's Ole fucking Anderson, so I will be saved.

P.s.

He says jews are sons of satan and we need to do our best to put an end to their tyranny.
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Some random fucking guy from the bbc news, Im saved :D (End my suffering)
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Daredevil
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>>692372111
Well, it was two people I last saw on TV: Inara Serra and Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Do I draw lots or summat?
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>>692373910
kek, nope.
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could be worse
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>>692372111
Steve Harvey
>mfw
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aw yea. im fucked
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Batman
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>>692372111

Jack McCoy from Law & Order. I'll be saved and the bastard who did it will end up in prison for ever!
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Well im fucked...
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Fuck, I'll be free in like 20 minutes
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>>692372111

Cercei or whatever the fuck her name is from Game of Thrones due to a passing glance. I don't watch GoT at all but the internet tells me she's alright.
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I think im gona be ok. Super Cena never loses
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>>692372111
beerus
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>>692373714

Franky fasthands
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>>692374164
>Jack McCoy
you got lucky this time..
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Gorilla Grodd to save me. Kidnappers are fucked
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Why do I keep watching this shit?
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>>692374064

Well he's got two to save now.
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>>692372111
now its oficial

4chan is worse than 9gag
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>>692372984
don't worry, he's also Archer
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>>692374016
Mal will rescue you, but he'll be sarcastic and ornery the entire time.

Inara will just masturbate in a corner and occasionally fling insults at Mal.
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OJ Simpson, I'm gonna be just fine
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>>692374258
you'll be alright. she's down af
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>>692372111
gordon ramsay
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They kidnapped the wrong motherfucker.
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Jon Snow
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No hope for the kidnappers
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Hilarity will ensue..
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>>692372111
... Err... umm... I've been watching Pretty Little Liars... so... A is trying to rescue me?
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Hive from agents of shield
HAIL HYDRA
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Hell yeah! I got Ron Swanson.
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I will almost certainly be saved
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>>692372111
Nobody, because I don't watch tv. I don't even own one.

I mostly eat non gluten vegan foods and do crossfit.
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>>692374258
As long as you're not in a religious sect, or a Stark, or her brother Tyrion, or a Tyrell, or a Martell, or a Targaryen..... you'll be just fine.
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>>692372111
I almost feel sorry for my captors.
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>>692373865
Yes, you may rest in peace in peace
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>>692374758
go back to 9fag
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>>692374758
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>>692372111
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>>692372111
mfw last i saw was Cristiano Ronaldo in the game of Portugal vs Poland
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Save me papa Trump
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>>692374756
Yeh, so long as he brings that hot milf Kira with him.
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Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty

Yeah, I'm gonna be fine
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>>692375106
I think you're okay.
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>>692374519
And we saw how well the rescue of his brother Rickon went...
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>>692372349
same
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>>692372111
They're already dead.
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SSJ3 Goku...providing he doesn't hit me by mistake, I'm good to go.
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Sterling Archer...I think it's 50/50.
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oh fuck
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Boosh
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Ice Cube. I'm pretty optimistic
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>>692372111
Ross from friends
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>>692375367
>be a prisoner
>Ramsay walks in
NOPE
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>>692375389
ily
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>>692375367
You might want to stay with your captors.
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>>692375254
saved unless it's the swede. if its him your dead.
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>>692375287
zombies don't strategize too well
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Not sure if in good hands or not
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>>692372111
yeah, im good
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Rick Grimes o shit
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>Buffy

I'm fine, she rescues kidnapped people like every other episode
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>>692372111

It won't be the cleanest rescue, but I'm good.
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Jack Bauer from 24, I should be good.
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>>692372111
Well... I just watched "The Human Centiped 2".
Just fucking kill me.
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>>692374594
shiet, theire fucked
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>>692375389

Fucking a, this show was awesome.
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I am unsure
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>>692375866
We'll kill em oll coral
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i should be fine...
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>>692372111
Walter White.
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>>692372111
Goku. Well, the kidnapper's done for, that's for sure.
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maybe okay?
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Fuckin Jeremy Clarkson
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>>692372111
Charles manson from aquarius well im screwed either way
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Pablo Escobar
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>>692373227
Same, we are not fucked.
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>>692372111
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the fresh prince fml
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Some random fag that know a lot about sharks
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>>692375988
She'll be too busy and send Xander to save you. You're fucked.
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I'm goooood.
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Randy Marsh

not sure how to feel about this
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>>692372111

Well, the last thing I saw on TV (streaming from Amazon) was "Cars", so I guess Lightning McQueen?

If you're going for actual television, I couldn't say, probably some random Cubs player.
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Simone Cowell huh
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>>692372111
Ross and chandler from friends
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safe
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>>692372111
Sterling Mallory Archer i might be ok if he comes.
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Cartman....
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>>692377402
safe... but u cant fuck the bunny so whats the point??
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>>692377402
>not a tv show
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>>692376887
xander with an x is pronounces zander with a z, so we have x and z, but why?. y. Now we have xyz
Zander is xyz dragon cannon confirmed
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>>692372111
impractical jokers


fuck maybe they will talk me out of that situation, or I'll be the one on the loser board.
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>>692372111
Walter White

I'm lucky.
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>>692377589
why not ?
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>>692372111
Rick and Morty
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>>692377608
>who watches tv in 2016 ?
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>>692377784
you know that he isnt that reliable, right
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>>692373910
Good luck buddy
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Ruxin from The League
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Tina Belcher
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>>692377942
Netflix bro
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Yoenis Cespedes
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Rick Crimes
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>>692372111
Eric Cartman
....I am strangely okay with this.
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>>692373910

set phasers to WHO GIVES A FUCK
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>>692377884
she ain't real, fam.
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Wew good time to finally get around to watching Legend of Korea
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Ludovico P. Luche
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Jesus christ probably mark or jez from peep show
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Bill O'Reily OH FUCK I'M SAVED
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>>692372111
I think daenerys can handle this
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>>692377974
He's done his share of killing so
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>>692377660
Do you have autism?
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>>692373865
Why was that the last show you watched?
Also whats it like?
I have no cable
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>>692372111
>you are being watched

i'll be fine.
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>>692372111

The Bionic Vet is coming to save me! Thank the gods.
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>>692375988
Literally just saw the season 3 finale, I like my chances
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>>692372111
Kidnapping folks and harvesting their brains to make a nice Californian take on the classic Mexican dish of tacos de seso is what I like to call...
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>>692378372

Some of us actually have kids.
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>>692372349
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Lyanna Mormont. This is highly dependent on whether or not she gives a fuck
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>>692375861
Don't they usually find just the skeletons?
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>>692372111
Jon Snow
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>>692372111
Daenerys Targaryen? I guess dragons or some shit.
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Jay Leno fml
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Easy
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Chuck Bartowski and the intersect save the day
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>>692372111
Darth Sidious and Darth Tyranus. I'm going to be ....okay...maybe?
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>>692372111
Preacher. I think I'm good.
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>>692378026
So weird. Me too. Want to be best friends? You don't have to.
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It's the only show I watch, worse case I'll be eaten by a dragon. Best case I get tits

Either way I win
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>>692373618
Or saved for a murder/rape rape/murder rape/rape
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looks like I'm getting out alright.
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detective kennex will save me
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Patrick Bateman

But, he's not coming to save me
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Wubba lubba dub dub
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Sherlock Holmes
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Im saved in a fucking rocket!
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>>692378775
That show is so disappointing
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Sigh, last night it would have been batman... today its the fucking retards from Friends.
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Battlebot Son of Whynachi will save me.
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Dexter from Dexter.
Im not a criminal so i'll be fine.
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Frasier lol
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Im totally safe.
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Fucking Thomas Shelby and Peaky Fucking Blinders!

The problem is... what does Thomas expect to get from me? he wouldn't lift a finger without profit...
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I think I'll be okay
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Cristiano Ronaldo from the Poland vs Portugal match.

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>692378775
>>692379137

Is it that bad? I loved the comics, I still have all the issues.
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Mr krabs. I might have a chance. He did defeat all those skeletons in the soda drink hat episode
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>>692377154
He did KO Batdad so you should be fine.
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Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, called Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons.
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I'm fucked
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>>692373681
OH LUCY!! NOW WE BOTH DIE AH HO HO AH HO HO!
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>>692372111
Mr. Wonderful from Shark tank... it was running on tv at barbershop. I guess he is much better than some random actor from any other show, he has money and connections
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Andy Sanders
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The two dudes on mythbusters
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>Jeremy Clarkson
I'm fucked.
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>>692379415
smitty werbenjagermanjensen

he was number one
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>>692378717
Pretty sure Emilia Clarke can do next to nothing to help you. Unless she can hypnotize those who captured you with her eyebrows
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Data from Star Trek. I'm fine.
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>>692372111
I have faith in you Peppa Pig
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>>692372111
Richard Dawkins
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>>692379242
He's killed non-criminals before... you still might be fucked.
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>>692378116
He won't give a shit about rescuing you if your kidnappers ain't jew tho.
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>>692379373
The comics were god tier of the god tier. The show is different from the comics but I like it and you probably will too. As always, 4chan is full of contrarian faggots who hate fun.
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I'll be out in no time
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welp im fucked just watched the green mile.
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>>692372111
Kenny fucking powers
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>>692379373
The story in the show so far is shit compared to the comics. It just feels very bland and slow moving. It's like they gutted all the best parts out of the comics and replaced them with dull substitutes.
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And now we wait...
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Guy Fiery has my back
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>>692379492
>>692379492
Grant and Tory?
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Stan Smith. I'd say I have about a 30% chance of survival, probably less.
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>>692379726
oh god. why?
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>>692379643
Or tits.
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>>692379433
>Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,
not yet, faggot
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>>692372111

Finch, from Limitless.

Also: checked!
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>>692378821
The autism levels...
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>>692379707
well in OPs picture it said last person, not last character so I would say you are pretty fucked. The actor you posted is old and unless his acting skills can save you, well...
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