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>>692311007
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Today we learned Chara, Mugi and Karen are sub-humans
Im gonna fucking kill myself. I have lost literally all of my friends, Im unemployed and I just gained an addiction to hentai and now all i do is look at anime girls all day and fap instead of improving my life. I just waste all my days smoking away
Fuck me
Hanukkah
>>692315689 (Akebono)
I don't see why would anyone hate her, she is really cute and has a simple yet unique outfit.
Her original regular art doesn't favour her much though. The seasonal art is still awesome.
Reminder that Karen is extremely oppressed and you should all check your privilege.
Send me internets and welfare please.
>>692316153
>Mugi is a sub-human
What
Hmm, wasn't expecting this.
>Lily
I'm still laughing at pic related!
>>692316153
Stop oppressing me!
>>692316253
Only Karen understands how I feel
>>692316253
I wonder how much your score shoots up just by saying you're white
I wonder how much it sinks when you say you're not
Dio-sama...
>>692316335
Hey! We got the exact same score.
QOTT: What would you first save in a zombie apocalypse?
>>692316077
Miia claimed
Best snek reporting in
>>692316492
Myself.
Fuck you.
>>692316447
Shitlords unite!
Lets laugh at the sub humans.
Laugh at them like the niggers they are.
>>692316253
>>692316368
You are barely even people
>>692316315
I thought you said you got a negative score
>>692316492
my privilege
>Kurumi
>>692316520
Back after a week edition
>>692316492
nothing
>>692316492
My laptop, there is a reason I've been hoarding music, shows, porn and games for all these years.
>>692316492
>What would you first SAVE
THE WORLD! oh wait, we're not roleplaying waifu... uh...
actually nothing. My little brother maybe, but besides that, no, fuck everyone.
>>692316673
>mfw all I did was put myself under mentally ill and then trans and I got this fucking score
STOP OPPRESSING ME!
booty
>>692316673
Nah I'm a shitlord
>>692316492
A bag of delicious salt and vinegar chips.
Best type moon claimed.
>>692316811
noice
Do i win?
My sleepy eyed little waifu.
>>692317124
loli rape
Claimed
I am here. For now
>>692316492
A copy of 'How to survive a zombie apocalypse'
>>692317240
You would do it to show dominance.
Hello
>>692316804
I put in everything the same except I put trans and social autism and got -530
>most people on /waifu/ are shitlords
That's not surprising
Anyone who just showed up
http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/
take the test
>>692317366
che's dead
he's fucking dead
I just, fuck
>claiming yume
>>692316077
>>692316153
>>692316208
>>692316319
>>692316520
>>692316811
>>692317124
This is 0.971832 lewd
Claimed, desu.
>>692316208
wat
also chitoge claimed
>>692316871
I said I'd come back when you did.
Now we need Yui back.
>>692317512
How bout dis?
>>692317372
Hi how are you
She mine
Europoor cis deaf white male. Guess being deaf got me a few oppression points
>Akiko
>>692317603
I did the test again and got the same score, when can I start with the victim complex?
>>692317380
kek, I think it's parody
I put everything on the highest.
>white
>plutocrat
>in a nice country
>tall
>attractive
>able bodied
everything nice, expect trans
>You are extremely oppressed with a score of -275
>>692317603
another untermensch, welcome to the club
>>692317769
oh, a goatmom
>>692317380
Am i K00l
>snek
>>692317861
As shitlords, it's our duty to ignore your oppression
>>692317971
I'm fairly certain it's a joke
>>692317851
you are deaf?
>>692317971
>>692318128
but I'm a "FUCKING WHITE MALE"
and have a decent income. I'm straight. I have mild Tourette's but it didn't even ask for that
>>692317777
I started this thread for oppression testing
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/
>>692318124
>drinks
>>692318128
Pretty sure it is. But it's still fucking funny.
>>692318224
You have Tourette? Sounds fun, what's the thing you always do?
>please tell me you shout insults every 10 minutes
>>692318334
on it
>>692318227
I'll monitor this thread
Hamakaze claimed
Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!
>>692318334
I don't need no quiz for that.
>homuroll of faith
Tenryuu claimed
>>692318334
ah, we had that yesterday, that's no fun
>Chara
>>692317617
Good to know you're still alive.
Oh
>Mio
>>692318486
shake n' bake
Here's mine
>Saber
>>692318397
I hope you took a big sip.
Wow. Since I'm half black, an atheist, and trans, I'm not privileged at all! Never mind that I have a home, family, running water, a fucking iPad, etc.
Anyone who has a computer to take this ducking quiz is privileged
I feel pretty fucking privileged.
>Azusa
>>692318525
I'd rather destroy my laifu than waifuing a pokémon.
>>692318153
Partially deaf
I can barely hear anything with my left ear
Distinguishing voices from background noise is very difficult for me
I don't use a hearing aid but for games and pc I use special headset that compensates
>>692318486
Warum hast du diese Figur nicht?
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-012529&page=rt_02
>Keine Sorge, ist ganz sicher kein Virus :^)
claimed
>>692318558
Yup. My dumb ass is still around.
:3
>>692318397
No, nothing as fun as that
mostly just blinking and gulping. but I am able to keep it to a minimum. I got shit for it in grade school and just got better at hiding it
White privilege.
>>692318334
Old meme, and now go back into your lonely corner
>Tenryuu
>>692318666
Truth from Satan, what do you know
speak of the devil
>>692318334
Holy shit
probably because i'm a white straight male
>kurumi
>>692317617
I don't think Yui is coming back tbh
>>692318773
a cute
I took the test and made myself seem like a rich Saudi Arabian Prince. I still ended up being oppressed because of religion and home country
>>692318877
I got 1.5, fuck off pig
>>692318678
Well then it's a good thing she's not your waifu then.
>>692318334
Does that mean I abuse women and think they're fucking trash? Or do I abuse women and think they should git gud?
I mean how would I know without an internet test?
>Dio
Hey guys
>>692318643
I drank everything!
>>692318765
Ah, I know of Tourette and I also know that most Tourette disorders are nothing as funny as the whole suddenly screaming "FUCK" things are.
git gud with your disorder
>>692318495
>>692318486
Hallo ihr zwei Shitlords
http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz
macht mal den test hier, der ist lustiger
>>692319082
Sup Gardevoir?
watching future diary wpw dis good
>>692319043
>Galko
>>692319211
Its one of those animes with an ending that makes shit hit the fan.
>>692318227
>Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 100
If you're a white mentally stable male, it literally doesn't matter what else you pick.
>>692318709
Steht bei mir auf der Liste, aber eigentlich reicht mir eine schon.
Es gibt auch noch eine echt goldige im Badeanzug.
>Keine Sorge, ist ganz sicher kein Virus :^)
Gut, dass du es dazu sagst. Das macht sie ganze Sache gleich viel seriöser.
>>692318588
Hey there, how's it going?
>>692319021
Neither do I...
>>692319191
Zufrieden?
>Tenryuu
>>692319385
Die musst du dir auch holen.
>>692319191
Nothing much, just woke up and I'm bored af, so I decided to check this out.
>>692319377
Hey look its a gay vampire. Just kiding JoJo is amazing.
What you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJw4chksqM
I'm obsessed with my waifu and I don't know what to do. I've spent countless dollars on shit about her. I can't stop thinking of her.
The fuck do I do? It's really harming social situations.
Kek.
>Lily
>>692319665
Fuck off tripfag
>>692319665
nice edit element
>>692319537
Oh ja, ich wusste es doch. Du bist ein Shitlord :^)
>>692319385
>If you're a white mentally stable male, it literally doesn't matter what else you pick.
Das ist ne parodie, probier mal bei allem die besten zu nehmen... aber du bist trans.
>you are extremely oppressed
>>692319569
welcome to waifu then!
Why Gardevoir?
>>692319665
>dat score
holyfuckmysides
>>692319429
We've both been hanging out in the discord
>>692319950
Ich denke als normaler weißer Mann mit einem guten geregelten EInkommen, welcher in Europa lebt kann ich doch meine Privilegien haben
>>692320033
Maybe I should just do that.
Can I get a link just to be sure it's the right one?
>>692319825
No u
>>692319828
I didn't need to edit anything.
Just select all the things that would lower your score.
Post your desktop
>Syndra
>>692320257
>Syndra
You tried.
>>692320257
Hot
>>692320162
I'm pretty sure you're already in it
I don't think I can invite anybody either since I'm not a mod or whatever
>Mugi
gotcha, bitch
>chitoge
>>692319950
1: That face is adorable.
2: My first game was Pokémon Ruby, and Gardevoir was on my main team, and she had a special place in my heart ever since.
Then I found the internet.
Then realized how scarce clean Gardevoir pics are.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R3bwdLo.jpg "Syndra [110]")
