Bend the obvious dildo

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>>692311077

Taste test

punch it on the side and wait for the awesome reaction

Kick

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Give the cock sticking through the wall a nice hard kick and/or stomping.

>>692311077
cut that shit off

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>>692311077

Stab a pencile through it so he cant get it out.

>>692311077
Pull out my knife.

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>>692311077
Take a pic and start a get thread

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>>692311077
>>692311077
Cut that shit. pic and video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yss1iugyGY

Down smash

>>692311077
A wild diglet appeared!
Pokeball go!

>>692311077
Cut off

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>>692311077
Wonder how I ended up in France

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>>692311077

Spit in hand
Give the best handjob he's had
Just as he starts to come...
Yank as hard as I can, punch and run

>>692311077
Slide it all the way into my asshole and ride it till i feel my ass fill with cum then say next!

>>692311077
Kik it and broke it in half.

>>692311077
>inb
>turn 360 degrees and walk out

Thats a circle and you would be still facing it.

>look at the newfag

> look who took that bait haha summer fag

There we got that out of the way now we can continue.

>>692312516
Circumsize him!
>Found the jew

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Turn 360 and walk the fuck out of there

>>692311077
Pull out pocket knife and cut off that disgusting dog turd someone glued to the wall

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>>692311077
>What do?
suprise my ass has butsex

>>692312724
You've thought about this before, I see.

>>692312859
Turn 063 degrees walk in

>>692311077
kill it with fire

>>692312859
This is why we can't have nice things
>inb4 mentions of mental retardation and the season.

>>692311077
kick/stamp as hard as possible, to rip that fucker off

>>692311077
succ

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>>692312880
Snip snip big goy I mean boy.

>>692313054
faggot

>>692312897
Nobody fall for this. please.

>>692312897
>Turn 360
>Walk away

Ask permission to suck, even though I'm an inferior white man.

>>692312897
I hate to be the pedant around here, buuuuuut 360° is actually a complete circle. You would be walking directly towards that johnson.

>>692312897
>>692312859
look two idiots that think 360 equals 180 hahah
must be sitting in summer school

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y'all motherfuckers don't know about the 360 turn

>>692313463
>Being this fresh.

Hang the toilet paper roll on it. Take shit as usual.

Slide it down my throat and make him cum

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>>692311077
>1: firmly grab the johnson.(remember to wear gloves to protect yourself from aids)
>2: insert sharpened katana from the top & through the mid of the benis with the blade facing outwards.
>3: profit?

>>692311077
Leave.

>>692313251
Check your privilege while doing so

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You guys lack originality.

This and then steal back your bike.

>>692311860
Kekd m8

kick it

>>692313387
Lurk moar newfriend

1. chop chop chop
2. homemade sushi
3. ???
4. profit

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this

I would shake it and introduce myself. Then i would chant "nigger dick nigger dick noone has a bigger dick while taking a shit. Then after wiping, i would wrap the used toilet paper around the cock and whisper "sleep tight lil nigga" into the dick hole. Then go hoke and masturbate violently to granny tranny and cuck porn

Put a rat trap on it or pull out lighter fluid and a lighter and light it on fire

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shout "nigga, this toilet is mine, piss into yours"
obviously he want to use your toilet because he is black and if you refuse, you will be considered racist and he knows it

why is actual amateur gloryhole porn so rare?

>>692316090
Interesting

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>>692316090
Interesting

slowly start to move my tongue up and down his shaft, enjoyong the taste of his warm salty black dick as I begin to take it between my lips, feeling him move it back and forth. i would wrap my lips around his cock and finger my ass as I work it down towards the backmof my throat longing to taste spurts of his thick cum

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>>692316090

I would leave and return with my girlfriend. Then I would watch that fat black cock stretch her out

>>692317328
kill yourself

>>692311077
not into black cock but if its clean I wil suck it and fuck my butt with it

/b/ made me a homo and now im even on hrt

Realistically probably yell at him then put my lighter under it

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>>692311077
think that's a stupid place to put the flush lever.

>>692312859
I walk 720 degrees and walk away

>>692317456
I should kill myself just cause my fetish is cuckolding? Pft

>>692317328
That's not fat, it's longish, but not fat. Also kill yourself.

Cuckolding is very natural. Literally men were made for cuckolding. The head of our penis is shaped in such a way as to "scoop" other mens semen out of the way. Futhermore men also have something called "Kamikaze" sperm, which literally attacks or blocks other sperms from ferilizing the egg.

Further proof is that men are very visual creatures. Thats why porn exists. There is nothing hotter than seeing your s/o have her pussy stretched open and wrapped around another cock. You really get quite the view. A view not many other men get to see. And as I stated before men are very visual creatures.

Pretty much all men deep down have cuckold tendencies. We all watch porn. We watch men, who aren't us, fucking girls that we find attractive, and we get off to this. The thing is some men are brave enough to explore these base desires. Others are not.

I know I am gonna hear alot of you say things like "beta" "bitch" "worthless" etc. But honestly cuckolding is probably one of the more alpha fetishes you can be into. It truly takes a man who is confident and secure in himself to try cuckolding.

>>692319111
then why are all the cucks in porn beta loser types?

>>692312194
Underrated

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turn 129600° and moonwalk away

>>692319111

8/8 post, I'm persuaded.

>>692319461
Its just acting. I mean its porn its all fake. Do you think thats how real cuckolding goes? Think about it. You have to be pretty secure in yourself to know your girl wont leave you just cause she took some other cock.

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>>692313245
>>692313387
>>692313463
TOP KEK M8S THE SUMMER IS STRONG AND HERE MY FRIENDOS :dddddddddD TOP XDDDD RIGHT HERE MUH NEIGHBOR

>>692311077
"Look honey! A nice new clothes hook, maybe if I just shorten it a little bit with an axe."

>>692317298
This, except I would continue by slapping it against my tongue and sniffing underneath it between it's girth and his full treat filled ballsack before throat-fucking it as deep as I can until his delicious warm sperm surges through his spasming tip all over my tongue. Allowing me to sit on my knees stroking my sissy-clit under my panties, SAVORING the musky flavor of his combined sperm-semen cocktail before slowly swallowing every drop as I spurt my juice all over the piss covered floor.

>>692312169
See, i was going to say tin snips but i find your solution far more elegant.

>>692314034
cringe

Slice it and further purify the gene pool.

>>692311077
Boltcutters

>>692311077
Shove it up my tight white boy pussy. How can white guys even compare?

suck on it like a motherfucker

then let my sister suck it

lick all up and down the shaft and balls with her

let him cum in her mouth then cumswap her

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>>692318349
oh yeah... especially so if you need to be told.

>>692320836
Alright, buddy, you asked for it.
*takes out a pair of Nunchaku*
You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns!
*spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you*
Taste this!
*quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision*
And how about this!
*wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs*
Time for the finishing blow!
*starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks*
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you*
Got anything else to say?!
...
I didn't think so...

Cry

>>692319111
This is such flawed and sad logic, it's like you're trying to convince yourself rather than us... I feel sorry for you.

Stab a metal rod through it and watch him pull back, only for the rod to not allow him to pull his dick out, and then I would proceed to put matches out on it until he ripped away.

>>692321825
k

I will bring my girlfriend immediately to suck it and fuck it all!!

>>692311077
See that the toilet paper holder is empty. Realize that this poor nigger' job is to hold a roll of tp with his erect penis. Ask him why he can't get a decent job instead of this. After the sad conversation, move to another stall that has a roll of tp on the dedicated toilet paper holder nigger dick.

>>692322240
Thats what I thought coward

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>>692322176

>>692322176
How is the logic flawed?

>>692313463
you're not fooling anyone newfag

>>692322770
:l

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>>692312897
You would be facing the same direction you fucking newfag. Summer is here guys.

flush it down the toilet shit doesn't go onto the wall

>>692313226
Looks like everyone but you and me did, one of them even claimed that the guy was a newfag!

>>692323397
You think its okay to make fun of people with mental handicaps?

>>692316064
Ahh, the classic "yakkity sax"

>>692312897
this is bait
>>692313226
>>692313245
>>692313387
>>692313463
newfags
i rate 0/10 or worse 0/1000

Turn 180 degrees and start sucking.

>>692312859

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk

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>>692311077
hold it and twist it 90 degrees, breaking it.

exit the cubicle, wash hands, and get out like nothing happened.

>>692311296
This. Swallow the cum.

>>692311197
this

>>692324063
>newfags

fucking newfag

>>692314651
Hahahahahaha

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>>692311077
Madness?

>>692325326
>>692325326

Is this Sparta?

I'd suck it as well as I can. Actually been looking for a gloryhole, but none near me. :(

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>>692325604
No.

>>692319111
First time trips have ever lied to me

WHAT HAS THi>>692318349
S WORLD COME TOO

>>692325897
look for sex shops with arcades. bound to be a gloryhole. men come there to suck and get sucked all the time.

Turn 720 degrees and walk away

>>692326116
And sadly there are none of those near me. Will have to travel quite a bit, which sucks when you just get that random dick-sucking mood.

Suckle for nourishment

>>692325969
Its not a lie though. Those look like pretty true trips to me

>>692324419
But you would go ass first directly in it

>>692319771
Or pathetic enough to beg her to stay. Of course she will becuase you supply for her. You sound like a cuck.

>>692326116
It's a shame. Those people should be playing Street Fighter 3.

>>692326400
you take the bait as hard as op takes the dick

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>>692326473
nice gf bro
here's mine

>>692311077
Kick the boner to the side so it breaks.

>>692312880
it's already circ you moron

>>692311077
Cut it off

>>692326256
they have trails and parks where people go if you live more woodsy. finding them can be hard.

additionally
cruisinggays dot com
cruisingforsex dot com

>>692326487
I am a cuck

>>692326593
Nice. Now imagine its that bbc instead of her fingers. Hot visual

>>692326783
Woodsy in the Netherlands. That's never gonna happen. We barely have a handful of trees around here.

>>692311077
suck it then fuck my ass with it until it cums in my ass.

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>>692313178
>on Taiwanese finger painting board
>calling anyone but yourself a faggot
open your dumb hole and please something other than your big boy points chart

>>692326848

Someone with 5 dicks coming out of their hand stumps isn't really a hot visual.

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>>692311197
https://youtu.be/PJLF_PGBtWQ

>>692326848
lmao
she's way too tight for that. She has Paz's body type. Made for counter-intelligence only.

>>692326978
How is she slutty

>>692326944
http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/elsewhere/netherlands-964/

i guess craigslist is the next best bet if you wan close.

>>692326978
That's just some random chick you took a picture of at the park. Cuck faggot. Kamikaze sperm is not a thing and we are not made for scooping away semen. We enjoy porn because we imagine we are the ones being pleasured; you think we enjoy watching someone else bang because you have a faggot cuck fetish and that's how you see it. Kill yourself, please.

>>692327143
>"I think it is!"
Hey, man, if that's your thing. To each his own I guess.

This bread is full of gays, AIDS, and cucks. Somebody call Omar.

>>692327676
Thanks for the tip.

Closest is still an hour+ by train. Stupid shithole I live in. Will have to plan it sometime.