>>692280656
Why dafuq would you step out and way during a left hook?

>>692283139
10/10 would bang again

>>692283139
What the fuck happened

>>692283355
Not sure about the story on that one, sorry mate.

>>692283355
I think he got shot but he's cool

>>692283355

his face got busted yo

>>692283355
Botched suicide

>>692283435
>>692283447
Face blown off don't give no shits

>>692280491

What a retard, it's just water. Police boats probably pick him up right after.

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>>692280770
now i understand the connection between football and wrestling.

If you jump off Golden Gate bridge several things will happen:

(1) If you hit the water straight you will break feet and ankles and go so deep in water it is impossible to resurface before air runs out.

(2) If you hit sideways at all spleen, ribs, lungs, internal organs will explode.

(3) Once in a great while- about one out of every 200 or so survives temporarily and flops around in the water until sharks (SF Bay is major shark breeding ground) - or until 25 foot waves kills them.

(4) Generally the dead body washes up in North Beach which as a few miles south of the bridge and it has crabs inside eyes and mouth eating guts, etc.

-Coast Guard fag here stationed in San Francisco

>>692283360
This one always surprises me, fucking kid gets nearly decapitated by the tire and yet springs right back up... must've been that adrenaline rush.

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>>692283560

>>692283605

Bullshit, it's just water. It's not like jumping on concrete, maybe the sharks will be a problem.

>>692283605
Fucking puddle pirate.
-United States Navy (Submarines) fag here
But serious note, you guys are pretty chill, fun to party with in the barracks

>>692283605
>so deep in water ... air runs out.
that would be sticking in the ground.

>>692283673
He died soon after from internal bleeding.

>>692283605
So hands first is my best bet?

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>>692280959
>filename

>>692280491
can you actually die from this? looks like he only would break a couple of bones

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>>692280959
>superman

>>692283850
*eternal

>>692283009
how is this rekt? this is just some stupid asshole being the dicks they are to women

>>692283792
Just punch a shark on the nose and it'll swim away

>>692284026
let me fix that for you:

>how is this rekt? this is just some stupid niggers being the niggers they are to women

>>692283792
You have to be a faggot to die from water, right?

>>692283355
I found the source
http://raw.prochan.com/view?p=d50_1403118347

You're a friggin idiot. I am in the Coast Guard and I dare you to try it. Do the math: 1/4 mile straight down into 40 degree water with giant sharks and 25-35 foot choppy waves.

Why do you think they put fucking Alcatraz prison ON AN ISLAND out there and no one could escape- AND THAT'S FROM AN ISLAND- NOT AFTER JUMPING OFF A HUGE FUCKING GIANT BRIDGE YOU FUCKING RETARD.

>>692283560
>>692283900
>>692284229
yes, Bridge suicide is pretty common, from a proper hight/speed and angle of entry (belly flop vs feet first) hitting watter is no different than hitting concrete.

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>>692284594
Maybe I'm a really good swimmer.
I always train with broken legs.

>>692284594
1/4 + 40 + 25 - 35 = 30.25

Fucking EVERYONE can survive 30.25 water, idiot

Number of People Who Survive Jumping off Golden Gate Bridge: Roughly 1 per year, and although some have lived with severe problems, the very vast majority die automatically. There was actually one person who survived to write about it, but again it's way rare. Just go try it if you don't believe it. Let 4chan know so we can make memes and shit out of your pictures of dead deformed body. (IF it is found- most aren't....)

>>692284923
Is this a meme or something when people say you die from falling into water?
hurrr durrrr water hurts
so fucking dumb

>>692283355
Nerve gas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicides_at_the_Golden_Gate_Bridge

Usually what kills you is your ribs. According to Snyder’s research, 85 percent of the jumpers had broken ribs. (By comparison, only 15 percent emerged with fractured vertebrae, and only a third with arm or leg fractures.) These jagged pieces of rib “macerate,” to use Erickson’s verb, the heart, lungs and/or major arteries. Of the bodies in Snyder’s paper, 76 percent had punctured lungs, and 57 percent had heart or “great vessel” ruptures.

Dying in this manner is akin to death by gunshot or a stab wound to the heart: It’s not always instantaneous, but it’s very fast. When a major artery is severed, the brain quickly shuts down for lack of oxygen-bearing blood. “When a vessel the size of the carotid artery has been cut wide open,” writes Sherwin Nuland, author of “How We Die,” “the entire sequence can take less than a minute.” One thing is known: It happens fast enough that few people drown. Only 45 of the 169 suicides in Snyder’s paper lived long enough to inhale much water.

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>>692285054
So if most aren't found, they might live on in symbiosis with the sharks...
Crab people - Crab people - Crab people

>>692285293
I heard it was the Obamacare rollout

>>692285252
obvious troll

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>>692284594

>>692280656
Is this how people actually fight?
Or just slavs

>>692285740
>expecting competence from anyone in the human race
Nigga what are you doing?

>>692280959
Somebody please edit him going into the towers.
>Mfw Captha makes me select airplanes

>>692285740
Their country is 99% drunktard
1% Spetsnaz

>>692283560
It seems that the retard here is you. Ever heard of surface tension?

>>692285252
you're pretty shit at baiting. kys.

>>692286022
Like England, minus the 1 percent

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>>692286064

You must be new here

>>692285252
go to bed Vegemite eating fucktard. i warned you already.

>>692286237
you must overuse the same phrases on 4chan

ALSO - A WHOLE BUNCH OF JUMPERS ARE SUCH IDIOTS THAT THEY JUMP OFF OVER THE FUCKING CEMENT PILLARS OR EVEN OVER THE GROUND- THE GOLDEN GATE SPANS MORE THAN JUST WATER :((((((

>>692285889
You see,
I've been training in martial arts for about 8 years.
Never really thrown fists but i've knocked some people down if they were messing with me or my brobro.
I train mainly straight punches and kicks so i imagine hooks to be easier to block.

Oh like that's NEVER been done before!!!!

>>692286483
Brobro

>>692286483
>8 years
>imagine
>gets beat to shit in his first actual streetfight

>>692283900
You can't swim with broken bones :)

>>692280491
bridgide

>>692286483
you sound like the guy at parties that just stands there punching a wall because a girl you forced yourself upon didn't want to kiss you.

>>692283355
Failed suicide attempt

>>692286022
hah.. that's actually pretty fucking precise

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>>692280770
He still kicked the ball

>>692280959
Better file name
>abandonthread.gif

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>>692280770
That's some Rey Mysterio shit right there

>>692280491
nerve gas

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>>692288093
> Filename

kekt

>>692283139
I hope I never trap a nerve like that.

>>692287612
Omfg I was just thinking that

>>692283355
Hit by a train.

>>692286064
>Ever heard of surface tension?
yes, but as a christian, I don't believe in surface tension. it's not in the bible

>>692286342
fucking newfag

>>692288531
=^.^=

>>692284970
He always sticks the backflip.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE

>>692288398
he got booped on the nose

>>692283009
Ducking niggers man

>>692288235
shit looks like a choreographed action scene. not saying it is fake but everything is just so perfect.

>>692284967
I like your style.

>>692283792
Are you memeing or are you just this fucking incompetent?

>>692288177
get rekt you stupid little cunt

>>692287616
is he kill?

>>692283673
The car is rocking as it goes over the curb so the weight on each wheel is not constant. Kid just got lucky cuz he could have gotten more than a quarter the cars weight if it was rocking back the other way.

Tl;dr what is independent suspension

>>692288177
just imagine her in 10 years in the sack
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>692284594
>tfw people escaped from alcatrash
git your dumbass out

>>692289063
why wait?

>>692280959
3 niggers crossing the street
3 niggers crossing the street
car comes, one flies off..
2 niggers crossing the street

>>692289004
Yep. He is vegetable now

>>692284745
nice file name lol

>>692289153
He is not even rekt. Rate 2/10

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This is why there have not been any terror attacks in Germany yet.

>>692289063
Its funnier to imagine him in the sack,
"Now put these gloves on and hit me!"

>>692287680
lul made me flinch

>>692289153
slav or chav?

>>692289471
kek

>>692288679
you just proved his point.

>>692285670
They were never found though and im like 95% sure that there was body found a couple days later but i dont think the identification of it was ever released to the public. So that wouldn't be concrete evidence of surviving in those waters.

>>692283139
did he died?

>>692283605
that bridge is literally a dumbass suicide meme bridge

>>692289358
Story?

>>692289625
No, he was prolly fine after some surgery.

>>692289456
fuck that bitch with the stick. made me so happy when he fucking caned her with it.

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>>692289855

>>692284970
>692284970
did he died?

>>692289438
>there was no Munich Massacre in 1972
gtfo fgt pls

>>692289815
did he died?

>>692289283
>>692289283
it looks like there was a blood spray on impact maybe someone in the back

>>692289438
Nazis?

>>692283355
He broke his arm

>>692287680
le flinched xd xd ex dee

>>692283605

>25 ft wave kills them

What?

>>692288919
butthurt triggered

>>692288400
i love nigger reactions

>>692288670
The top of my face kept tensing up when it lunged at the camera

>>692284541
safe? anyone? screenshot?

>>692284594
>I am in the Coast Guard and I dare you to try it
Referring to people jumping off the golden gate bridge.

>>692283792
Do you even physics, bro?

>>692289701
nerve gas

>>692284970
Fuck Islam.

>>692290492
haha he's in the coast guard but he's sat on 4chan daring people to jump off the golden gate bridge.

>>692284594
Dude has your job got so boring that you have to convince people to go jump off a bridge on the internet?

>>692287826
not cool, man

>>692290241
....do you have a form of tourettes that forces you to just yell out random buzzwords?

>>692287321
For women, being naked is a big deal.

For men, accomplishing something important for civilization and culture is a big deal.

>>692289701

Watch it again and think about it. It's pretty fun to regard this as a riddle.

>>692290591
Everyone except retarded infants know about surface tension. This is painfully obvious troll. Just stop.

>>692289908
holy shit! is this real?!

>>692289701
Nerve gas

>>692288235
context?

>>692289701
Scaffolding git a live wire.

>>692288018
top kek

>>692289701
Scaffolding hit a live wire.

>>692290871
No it's nerve gas

>>692290871
pretty sure it's nerve gas dude

>>692290802
Ofcourse it is fucking faggot. Go to pearl for a fucking jarpot glasses if you aint believing your eyes newfag.

>>692290954
Am I missing something?

>>692286483
>>>692285889
>You see,
>I've been training in martial arts for about 8 years.
>Never really thrown fists
>I train mainly straight punches and kicks so i imagine hooks to be easier to block.

What kind of retarded martial art do you train where you never use punches and mainly train straights? And have to "imagine" what a hook is like after 8 years?

Toppest of all keks, mate.

>>692291139
My sides!

>>692291080
fuuuuuuck man. that's crazy! did the parents know there was a shark in the pool?

>>692280491
For all you fucking idiots this is a scene from the documentary "The Bridge". It is a %100 legit suicide footage. They show a few in the movie as well as interview people (including a survivor).

>>692290179
Nazis were freedom fighters.

>>692291109
you`re missing nerve gas

>>692289815
is he krill

>>692284923
>water
>concrete
>"Water's the same as concrete hurrr durrrrrrr"

I see cliff divers all the time in Hawaii, diving from higher. Survival rate 10/10.

Water's not concrete.

>>692291281
They didn't man why would they let the kid go? Take these druggsss maannn aaandd plaay some viddyaaa cus we the new generation of faggoottsss maaaaaahhmnnn

>>692286483
a swift uppercut with my palm facing outwards, driving up into your nose with the base of my palm will silence you. forever. nasal bone, meet brain. instant death.

>>692290468
yeah it's fine. just the vid rly

>>692284967

can confirm. 30.25 water

>>692291477
Why the fuck wouldn't they check the pool for sharks before they let their kids dive in?! So fucking irresponsible

>>692291394
Ya. Uh huh.

>>692280491
You cant die from water but he tried

>>692288018
Nice.

>>692288177
He's so submissive.

>>692288531
MODS

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>>692289033
MODS MODS MODS

>>692289701
scaffolding hit a live wire

>>692284541
>http://raw.prochan.com/view?p=d50_1403118347

from here it looks like he shot himself and missed the brain

>>692291936
scaffolding hit nerve gas.

>>692289033
Home Alone 2.

>>692289908
Bad shop.

>>692292187
shut up. there are literal videos on youtube of people dying from nerve gas. why no one has ever turnt them into webems is beyond me.

>>692285374
Watch this ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDyyU_3kJUw
and listen to that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtatXHRPAPE

>>692290781
why is this so true

>>692283355
he lost face

>>692292926
because it's true

>>692280491
Posting Magician who safely survived a magic trick in a rekt thread.

please kys

>>692293362
Do you like the show Gilligan's Island?

>>692293362
>kys
and make sure some anon posts the webm

>>692280491
I dont understand why people jump in water, its not like its a concrete floor

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>>692292722
whoah. its like listening to dark side of the moon with the wizard of oz.

>>692284967
Its a lot closer to accidentally an entire 30.5 water

>>692293920
Oh fuck off, my grandma once took like 40 to the face and it didn't even crack her dentures

>>692292567
Man some of those impacts made my bones ache!

>>692293733
not sure if troll or uneducated

>>692290251
THIS THIS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss

>>692293778
can you put a sharpie in one of those pieces of macaroni?

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>>692289602
>>692284594
Except for these guys.

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>>692280491
Damn head first too op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhyXQsKUIkM

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>>692288531
this is so hard rekt cause you see
this nigga is chinese

>>692286483
Training and watching UFCs greatest hits are not the same thing

>>692286925
san francisco water melts bone beams

>>692287616
Magnetic nerve gas you can see the magnet lift him as the nerve gas sets in the fur

>>692289701
Returnal breeding.

>>692289701
gerve nas

>>692284021
Hello there, oldfriend

>>692294586
Is it tipsy in gif or just all niggas looks the same to me?

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>>692283560
>>692286064
>>692286237
>>692286342
>>692288679
>>692289572

KEK

>>692297371
hai2u2

>>692284021
ethereal*

>>692291464

Professional dive off of a cliff, land vertically hands first: You're fucking fine.

Flop off of the Golden Gate Bridge, land horizontally onto the water surface: You are fucking DEAD

There is a difference between the flat area covered by a vertical person and a horizontal person

>>692289004
i like how at the end the guy stealthily retreats

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>>692280491
>suicide
Implying falling in water will kill you, fucking know your physics man.

>>692298513
nope. I've jumped into water from 50 feet. no problem. didn't hurt. wasn't "concrete".

sounds like most of those people just can't swim, and drown. lol they certainly don't die from impact.

>>692280491
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>692289358
Haha the last one

>>692289908
Fake xD a shark in a pool???

>>692287616
TOO GOREY FOR A RED BOARD! MOOOOOOOOODS

>>692280491
What a retard, why not jump off a building? You're jumping into water you're probably not going to die instantly like you would if you hit concrete.

>>692288018
I never understood why some women do shit and dotn expect anything to happen to them.

>>692283560
water is liquid concrete, nigga

>>692283560
They always bite.

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>>692280491

That was Howard Stern and obviously he is still alive

>>692287616
Iisten man, I know this is a felt thread and all, but that doesn't belong anywhere, that shit is way too fucking edgy to be anywhere. Why the fuck would you even post such horror. People like you make me sick. kys

>>692285252
nice bait fam

>>692283360
That Kid is fucking Kryptonian

>>692288235
how do they even know what's going on.