>>692271885
You're 14

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I have the heart of Kirito

>>692271885
I bet you have "welcome to my twisted mind" as the title to your blog.

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>>692271885
my name is X~Cloud_Stife~X and welcome to my MySpace account.

>>692271885
You mean figuratively

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Because i'm all about them bitches and paper, feel me? naw mean?

>>692271885
>Reply
edgy little faggot, do you often relate to movie characters because you're so special and could've been him right?

You're 14, shut the fuck up and fuck off. Faggot bitch. Go eat your mommy's soup.

>>692272630
No. You say these things as if you know who i truly am, but you dont. I am the shadow in your room, the whisper in your ear, the hatred in your veins. You are nothing, human, you know nothing. I am an abyss of darkness, you are a cog in the machine.

>>692272802
Yeah, you just proved to everyone you're an edgy teenage emo faggot.

Fuck off. This is now a spiderman thread.

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>>692272761

>>692272802
Yeah, ok kiddo.

>>692272802
I know this is obvious bait, but how old are you

>>692271885
the cringe is strong in this thred

>>692272876
Yep, edgy fucking clown of a faggot.

"Nobody understands me."

Well make them understand you you clown bitch.

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>>692271885
>>692272802

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Smug and confident but an asshole when surpassed in something

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>>692272802
Ow, shit man be careful with the edge it cut me

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please tell me u know my man MOONMAN

>>692271885
Charlie Sheen's character in Navy Seals. That's basically me.
Except I'm not in the Navy. I'm 37 and live at my mom's house because my wife left me for a black dude. I still have the dream of becoming a seal. I can lose this 100lbs and pass the test to get in the navy. I know I can.

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Even look exactly like him.

>>692273118
LMAO you failed so hard if your woman went for a black dude.

That's just fucking pathetic. I hope you at least beat the stupid fucking bitch. No black dick without a good beating on her way out.

>>692273105
>>692272927
>>692272889
>>692272872

Is this some kind of meta-bait or people in this place really just can't get a fucking joke?

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>>692271885

>>692272802
kek

>>692273245
She even tricked me one time. She had just fucked him earlier and when I came home she asked me to eat her pussy. I thought she was just horny.
She told me about it the day she left.

>>692273381

MODS!!!! underage b&

>>692273114
moonman moonman cant you see?
spics and niggers need to hang from trees

ITT: a bunch of people get trolled and still come out feeling superior.

>>692273381
If you're God and Death what's my name and age?

Come on, you're all knowing.

Right?

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>>692273381

>>692271885
Jared Leto Joker is fucking lame, he was obviously created to appeal to this nigger loving generation.

>>692273201
Chris?

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>>692271885

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>>692273777
Checked

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Last week I ram raided a drug house with a squad car, shot four drug dealers inside and when SWAT turned up I was all like, yo homies, you come for the party?

>>692271885
kill yourself you fucking 17 year old faggot

this thread is gay, but ill save it with this 2

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I have a few similar traits to him.

>>692272876
If this is oc, this just turned into cringe tread

>>692274364
>thinking this is OC
I remember my first time on /b/

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I'm stupid just put with friends, people consider me quite smart/mature when I want to be. Also relate to him on a feel level with similar experiences

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>>692272630

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I've got it all. Bum leg, sarcasm, loneliness, intelligence. It doesn't get any better than this. It never will.

>>692271885
how's middle school treatin' you?

also you have to be 18 to be on /b/, please read the rules

>>692275171
jesus fucking christ mate, OP and most of the rest are utterly spooked

>>692274070
Like you wear sunglasses and smoke cigarettes?

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Why you ask? Because i could kill without blinking, i don't care about anyone and i wish everyone just dies.

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>>692275319
OW THE EDGE

>>692275319
could you really now

it's absolute tripe that you don't care about anyone, why are you writing this then? all you are is an edgy teen who is proud to convince himself that he has no emotion

it's clear that you give a fuck, and too much of it at that

>>692275298
Sure, and the drinking, a bit of drugs and some degree of acting crazy. Can't write as good as him though. He is the closest person I could think to compare myself to.

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>>692271885
Literally me

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I am a hacker mastermind, pic VERY related

>>692274965
House isn't lonely though, he has Wilson.

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>>692271885
this guy, english dub
he is me

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>rides a motorcycle
>hot
>fucks all the bitches
>face and neck tattoos
>robs banks

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>>692271885
that's what you think
we see this

>>692275649
a cross-dressing faggot who wears bandages from constantly getting beaten up

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>>692271885
I'm literally mudkip. I am a mudkip in real life. Mudkip is my identity. Mudkip and I are one and the same. Mudkip and I share a relationship, where we are identified as being identical. Upon review of my physical form, shape, texture, weight and all dimensions are exactly the same as Mudkip, thus leading one to draw the conclusion: I am mudkip.

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>>692271885
haha me too dude lmao

>>692272630
>>692272630
>>692272630

>>692275748
Great. For House. I don't have a Wilson, I have a job and a laptop.

>>692272802
ok, just settle down tiger. you know how you are when you get excited. now go take a nap and let the grown ups do there think m'kay

>>692276217
https://youtu.be/OagFIQMs1tw

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>heroin

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I feel as though most faggots on here and /a/ can relate to this character, but only from a Confucian standpoint

>>692275595
If you only saw me you would also see my darkness, people literally fright when they see me, sometimes i think im literally spawn of satan himself, and you know what? I ENJOY IT HAHAHAHAHA

>>692276394
In other words they want to be more normal

>>692276394
I have no fucking clue what character that is.

>>692272802
faaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg
let me guess, yo kill those mean bullies who give you wedgies cause you're a fucking dork
kill yourself you commie space nigger

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>>692276459
This is bait.

>people think anything or any edginess in this thread is serious

Why?

>>692276328
Yep. But who cares, I can entertain you faggots.

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>>692276516
Hikigaya hachiman

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OP, or should i say the joker here, ive seen a lot of disrespect toward me, which is not acceptable. Im going to have to talk action. You may think youre safe, but youre not, i am everywhere, i am everything. the shadow out of the corner of your eye, thats me. The knife in your kitchen, its me. Im coming, know that. You are not safe, just because you think youre anonomous. Prepare for me, i am closer than you think

>>692272256
lmao

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>>692276808

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THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD IS CANCER

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>>692271885

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cyka blyat

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>>692276857
Sorry bro, you're not that badass.

>>692276714
I was referencing the show. But anon, I was like that until I found my happiness. My leg is bum from having some nerves severed in a car accident, but it still kinda aches. Everyone I knew left for their own lives and I was always the smartest in my highschool, and top 10% in college.

Got really bad depression because a bunch of people I knew started dying too.

>>692276946
it says here, that you speak german...
stimmt es oder?

>>692271885

>literally

kys m8

>>692277084
I'm literally better than you are, it's objectively true.

>>692277084
could it be summer bait? I kind of feel like shit for going in here now...

>>692277052
Where's your happiness? Did you get one of those blowjob machines they advertise on pornhub?

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>>692271885

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just a fat sadboy who is pretty good at games and shit at everything else

>>692277063
Ich sprech's ziemlich gut aber nich wie ein echter Deutsche.

Aber Ich schreit und lehst sehr schlect.

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Me 90% of the time

>>692277631
*Schreibt

>>692271885
I'm a mudslime comedian...I don't exist.

>>692271885
+1 for the variation on opening a cringe thread

>>692277293
No. I found it in the simple pleasures of daily life. Looking at a tree in a cool afternoon makes me happy. I know it sounds trite,but it's what works for me.

Like if anything bad comes up, I'll learned to genuinely laugh it off and resolve it in a calm manner.

I also have pretty normie hobbies like writing and (trying to) compose music. And to do something nice for someone once in awhile.

>>692277631
>>692277664
Nazi confirmed.. sir I'm going to have to ask you to come with me... no that is not a request, you are under arrest.

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>>692271885

>>692273381
kek kid

>>692277504
Do you own your own island? Are you fabulous enough to pull off that hair and ruffled sleeves? I don't think so.

>>692277963
billy mays is the realest nigger

>>692272876
YOURE A NEW LEVEL OF FAGGOT OH MY SIDES

>>692278020
Exactly.

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whats my name /b/?

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Momiji Sohma

>>692277817
I gave some land with some trees. Not much to lose by looking at them.

I used to climb a lot, outta commission now though.

Vija it is, until something else comes up, I guess.

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>>692272802
This is great follow up bait, anon.

>>692273393
Just bring the only way out, you'll never make the seals, you'll never lose 100lbs, you're going to live at your mom's til she dies inherit the house and Jack off til you die. Sorry dude just kys.

>>692273118
http://www.militaryspot.com/enlist/what-is-the-maximum-age-limit-for-each-branch-of-the-military

Real fucking awkward that you don't even know the age cut off date. Sorry to ruin your dream.

>>692277883
Geil

>>692278558
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>692277152

As opposed to figuratively better?

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-The Money

>>692271885
that guy looks like a homo

>>692271885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
this is you

>>692278795
Fag joker

>>692278657
As vegeta would say: Verpiss dich und spricht mich nie wieder an

>>692278297
I play vidya too. But I use it as inspiration for my writing and composing. Try finding something that makes you feel good and won't harm you. It helps if that thing is productive too, so it doesn't feel like a guilty pleasure.

>>692278762
Same. Show is so fucking dark.

>>692278874
Like fixing shit? I do that easily, was considering making a business of it

>>692278333
Damn that's edgy

>>692275771
"LOOK OUT SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH"!

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>>692278762
You beat me to it faggot. Bojack is me through and through.

>>692271885
So your a fag

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>>692274965
same

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>>692279101
mah fucking nigga

>>692279104

Goddamn it, the fact that the show makes me think about my own shit and realize I hate myself, and also knowing that others think and feel the same way is fucking annoying.

>>692279006
What kind of fixing?

>>692279303
Electronic. Phones, laptops, towers, that kinda junk

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>all of these people thinking this is legit

>>692279302
Trust me. I can probably relate to you way too much.

>>692278830

I don't really get the purpose of this thread.
Why does anyone want to be another person, instead of himself?
I think my jimmies are still pretty calm, but nobody will look at you as being someone else, but just as ridiculously fleeing from the own identity - Thats what will make you happy, brings you forward, gets you laid - an own identity. Without deceiving anyone or yourself just because you think it is somehow cool if people think you are crazy / a crazy character. Life is so great and simple if you adapt to society.

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>>692274965
don't forget the narcissism

>>692277748
+1 mate mine too, except im not that kind to give away money

>>692279678
Forgot.

>>692273381
this is golden bait desu anon-kun

>>692279384
Oh cool, I did that a lot back in high school and college. My 500+ hours in a multi-media/IT company got me into a nice university.

What I can tell you is that they are growing more important due to the increase in tech use. That sounds promising as a business. And if you do it right, it's actually really fun to work with tech.

>>692279775
forgiven

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This

>>692271885
No. You are not a genius deranged criminal mastermind with a grill. You are a fat white unemployed american dwelling in your mothers basement.

>>692279251
Oh my god dude that fucking show. The dubs alone made it the single funniest anime I've ever seen.
Maximum fucking kek.

>>692279812
All of the ones around here are pretty shit, need to send off phones to do basic fucking replacements because they can't use google. If I start my own, I can almost guarantee success in this area.

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I'm pretty much Rigby through and through. My best friend is even a lackadaisical yet slightly more responsible ass hole who sucks with chicks and dropped out of art school.

>>692272876
My sides

>>692280165
he's alright, he's people

>>692272826
/thread
you beat me to it

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I'm pretty much Rigby through and through. My best friend is even a taller guy who's terrible with chicks and dropped out of art school

>>692272326
1+

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>>692271885

...

>>692271885
Am like Joker guyz arent i cool?

>>692280182
The company I interned for was contracted to work for a charter school. It was basically a goldmine according to my boss, in quantity of work and pay. Hundreds of netbooks, Ipads, I macs, macbooks, chromebooks, thinkpads, printers, promethean interactive boards and other things to work with

>>692272802
Lol dude the only thing you are is the faggot taking many cocks

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>>692272802
wew lad

>>692271885

Kek

>>692280830
Living in UK. Schools are underfunded by my local council here, so they don't have much of that. Mainly just lenovo desktops and whiteboards. Usually have their own technician, too. Unfortunately.

>>692272876
Being edgy and being on the edge are 2 different things
3\10 made me reply

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This is pretty accurate

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Seriously

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Holy shit this bait is the best I've seen

>>692274070
i'm a drug addict/alcoholic too bro

>>692281102
Oh dear. I don't know much about the UK when it comes to these things. I thought schools in UK and EU were well funded.

If opening a business and doing what you are good at makes you happy, then you should go for it. And it always helps to have a business partner or someone who can supplement your weaknesses with their strengths.

>>692281385
What?

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can we get a archive of this oc cringe this OP is serving up please
>>692271885
>>692272802
>>692272876
>>692275319
>>692276808

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>>692271885
this guy is literally me, y'all niggas ain't got shit on me

>>692274965
>intelligence
dude house is basically a genius. i love all of you people thinking you're a goddamn genius because you took an iq test once.

>>692281952
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
THIS ISN'T THE IMAGE I SELECTED

>>692281773
i circled the character since there is two in the shot. i forgot his name so i just used the red pin on the snipping tool on my windows 7 professional 64 bit machine.

>>692271885
So you're a huge flaming faggot?

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>>692281781

>>692281623
The funding of schools is decided a lot by the local councils. They have started pulling a lot of scummy shit when it comes to the schools around here recently.

Eh, might go for a business venture. I think I will, there's almost nothing to lose.

>>692282002
>basically a genius
>basically
I'm nothing compared with him, almost nobody is. I've never taken an IQ test in my life. But I'm here to entertain, so, whatever floats your goat, I guess

>>692282142
you missed the joke

>>692282262
Fuck off. No one even likes you.

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>>692282504

Keep crying, newfag

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>>692272802

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>>692282775
>>692282262
>OP?

Never cringed so hard.

>>692281385
ayyy lmao

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>>692282857

Nope, just a bystander watching people fall for bait

>>692282910
So you've been on /b/ for like 5 minutes then? Or just have you never paid attention before?

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>>692282857

>>692282289
If not, then just do whatever you like that is productive.

Healthy escapism never hurt either.

>>692283640
This will go to consideration

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>>692271885

>>692271885
kys faggot

>>692272150
>>692272326
>>692272630
>>692272761
>>692272876
>>692272927
>>692273105
>>692273118
>>692273685


I still can't believe you fall for this shit. It's the 5th or 6th thread that I've seen. Goddamn fucking summer hit hard.

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This is literally gonna be me one day.

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>>692271885
Chizuru Akaba from Seitokai No Ichizon
>also OP sounds like a fucking moron

>>692273105
saved

>>692273114
> A E S T H E T I C

>>692283833
>edgy

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we even have the same birthday

which is today

>>692284735
Happy birthday anon!

>>692284735
happy 14th birthday then!

>>692272802
Obviously obvious bait it super obvious. Don't newfag it up and give a real reply to this shit people.

>>692284877
yeah but they will

>>692284877
b8 or not shits still sad

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>>692271885
>Pic very, VERY related.
Shut the fuck up you wannabe faggot.

>>692271885
You do realise you're an ultra faggot, right?

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This is me

>>692271885
Are u that satanist who keeps posting for no reason?

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>>692284815
>>692284850
thanks