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>>692264070
Cool Water

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The original

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/thread

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>>692264070
It's called a shower, faggot

>>692264789
I wear deodorant

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Chrome azzario is the only correct answer.

>>692264486
>uses old spice

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>>692264070
all you need tbh

>>692264660
I like green irish tweed better...

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>>692264070

Ed Hardy Black is THE God-Teir.

>>692265576
Best Cologne, posts a shower gel. Good job faggot.

>>692265411
Fucking kill yourself, 12 year old beta faggot.

>>692264486
the only god tier in this tread

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>>692265763
you're calling me beta yet you are the one willing to spend hundreds of dollars just for fragrances in the hopes that you have an increased chance of pulling some broad. Only to never have gotten your dick wet once.

Axe is all I need because I don't need to use some cheap tricks or tactics. I actually have the social skills necessary to get women.

>>692266235
>I actually have the social skills necessary to get women.
No woman alive attracted to a poorfag that buys his signature scent at walmart

>>692266235
>hey guys look at me I think of cologne as a crutch but I fuck bitches anyway x-D

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>>692266235
Fuck off beta faggot, you'll never be as sophisticated as us cologne gentlemen.

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>>692266672
>signature scent
genuine kek

>>692266235
This

>>692265411
underage detected

>>692266235
What smells good, vs. What makes women happy.

You just said I spend money on good cologne to make women happy and said you don't need cologne. Thus admitting your bad taste. Incredible

>>692265411
All axe sprays taste like musky shit

>>692266235
>>692265411
Maybe they stepped it up, but I had a roommate that wore Axe a long time ago and that shit was fucking nauseating.

>>692266881
Not bad

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My spring/summer flavor, it makes the panties wet. Only downside is it's a light scent and doesn't last very long.

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>>692264070
Pretty chill.

19 and never bought cologne, what's a nice cheap one /b/ros?

>>692266235
Underage b&

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>>692266886
>>692266672

Well maybe if you took a shower once in a while then you wouldn't have to be so insecure about how you smell on a daily basis,

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id rather smell like a cheap whore than spend hundrerds of dollars on any cologne you beta fags

>>692265168
I LOVE THAT SHIT

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>>692266991
Fall/Winter

>>692266931
Nigger wat? Body spray is not edible

>>692267074
Start with something like Aqua Di Gio. Genuine masculine scent.

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This.

>>692267258
Haha I realized I said tastes right after I posted that , but yeah axe smells like shit

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Love this stuff with a passion

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Yea boy

>>692265411
you might as well be using febreeze

>>692267179
Insecure, or just like to smell nice?

I'm not trying to impress anybody, I just like to smell good.

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Have no fear. Armani is here.

>>692267179
Maybe if you emerge from your basement and socialized with women, then you'd know that they'd never give a broke neckbeard that smelled of sweet poverty the time of day.

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>>692264070

>perfume for men
>for men
>men

Try faggots

>>692267359
Classic.

>>692267359
Good stuff right thurr

>>692267359
That's like cheaper than axe body spray.

>>692267207
I don't know a single cologne that costs "hundrerds" of dollars , if you wanna smell like lemon pledge while you reside in your basement then go ahead.

>>692265168
Ayy I got that shit

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>>692264070
>>692264357
>>692264486
>>692264660
>>692265168
>>692265411
>>692265576
>>692266235
>>692266582
>>692266881
>>692266991
>>692267024
>>692267179

TFW: I don't wear cologne, body spray or even deodorant. And I've had girls tell me they LOVE my scent.

TFW: I just bath

TFW: Good genetics and a healthy diet make me smell amazing to women

TFW: 15 - 20 sexual partners, usually 8s

>sucks for you bad smelling fucks. Pour on that cologne foreveralones.

I just use deoderant. I'd rather smell like nothing than smell like a fag

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>>692267486
But according to your previous post, it's all about what the womens think.
>>692266886
>>692266672


>>692267545
Sounds like you are self projecting your life and posting it on /b/, anon. Are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?

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>>692267889
believe you 100% family member.

>>692267890
/thread

Kek

>>692267746

"The night of the man"

Maximum faggot up in here

I worked as a fragrance vendor and sold an average of $2000 worth of cologne/perfume a day. AMA

>>692267024
god damn bro, its like $400 a bottle

>>692267841
Royal Oud by Creed
Original Chanel no. 5
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

>>692264070
Cologne is like diamonds. Complete overpriced shit. They use sex appeal so sell smelly liquid to betas that doesn't know real woman love the smell of guy's sweat. Just like you can't marry unless you she'll out way too much cash on a stupid rock.

>>692267889
f e d o r a d e t e c t e d

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>>692267889
Godspeed to you, anon. I wear minimal fragrance also. Just 3 showers a day and some deodorant is all one really needs. These guys just overcompensate for something..

OH I wonder what that could be...hmmm

>>692268011
Just telling you my case. Believe what you want. Also keep believe you need to put on some artificial smell to seem attractive. You must really need the help.

>>692268056

Were most of the people who you sold cologne to gay, or were they faggots?

>>692267890
>>692268026
>I can't afford cologne so i convinced myself that deodorant is all i need and cologne is for faggots

>>692266881
Have this, one of my fav

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>>692265411
story time
>be me at the beach
>bought a can of axe at a convenience store cuz forgot deodorant
>friend of mine asks what I'm wearing cuz it actually smells nice
>hfw I tell them it's axe
>says he's surprised it actually smells
good
>says I may be the only dude in history that may get laid while wearing axe
>kek.jpg
>the next day
>frolicking the beach
>go to the water to take a piss
>qt3.14 asks something about the water
>didn't hear so just laugh and nod
>ask if I can accompany to the deep water and she's scared to go alone
>comply
>we talk and hit it off
>started making out in the water
>chick comes back to my group and grabs a beer
>continue talking
>she isn't wearing a bathing suit, just a bra
>see her nipples all the time since she's short
>feels good man
>hugs me and says I smell good, asks what cologne I'm wearing
>mfw it's actually axe
>say it's just some deodorant
>proceed to hang with her all day
>actually had some summer loving shit type of day
>went to my hotel room with her but friends are there so they cock block
>she says she have to leave and if I can give her a ride to her place the next town over (30 min drive)
>sure why not
>maybe something happens in the way and I get lucky
>we get to her apartment and she says her parents are there :(
>feelsbadman.jpg
>she says fuck it I'm not leaving without a piece of you
>procedes to blow me
>then rides me in my car in the parking lot
>she leaves, kisses me and tells me I smell good.
>never see her again
>mfw axe was a factor on actually getting laid
>mfw my friend is a prophet

It's Axe Anarchy for anyone wondering

>>692268172
This guy gets it.

>>692268228
>3 showers

Nigga 2 maximum

Also Old Spice Bear glove.

>>692268241
>Believe what you want.
Sweet, I believe you're full of shit.

Have a pleasant evening.

Versace is always the best.

Hey guys I wear a fedora but I also wear cologne most chicks cringe at the sight of my black man hat but once they smell my luscious fake man scent they just can't get enough of me. Trust me cologne works.

>>692268341
Sure, Jan.

>>692268186
See
>>692268228

>>692268241
Humans do have pheromones. You may be handicapping yourself by showering THREE times a day.

>>692267982
Why do you choose to smell like a child?

>>692264660
That one is really great!

So Axe is Lynx in Australia right? The cans are pretty much identical

>>692264070
Stetson my good sir.

>>692268429
I'll believe you smell terrible without your fancy smell water.

>>692268582
I also have Insurrection Pure 2 and several Aventus imitations. I can't get enough and nobody knows about it so YEAH!

>>692268651
Yep. Weird.

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>>692268387
No you filthy nigga.

1 in the morning. 1 after a hard days of working+classes(constantly on my feet) and 1 at night for good feels.
>>692268535
I like to stay clean always. Feelsgood.
>>692268555
Chicks love a guy that smells like a pre-pubescent teen
>>692268341
Axe lives matter. Glad to see fellow anons knowing how to use axe right. Good for you my dude!

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I use now this one:

ITT: Jealous poorfags shitposting

This
>>692268172
and this
>>692267889

Girls love man scent. Fags in here with their cologne haven't been with enough women to know this.

>>692265411
>>692266235
>>692267179
>>692267982
>>692268228
>>692268975
This shit is literal pussy repellent.

>>692269064
This.

Chicks are naturally attracted to the sent of Ballsack. Try basking in that.

>>692268660
mah nigga

From my standpoint I love when girls wear nice smelling perfume and don't smell like sweat.
Why wouldn't they feel the same?

>>692269171
This guy gets it

>>692268978
This one smells great, to expensive for me but my brother used to buy it.

>>692269238
Don't you love the smell of pussy? It works both ways. For girls it's more on a subconscious level.

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>>692269171
>implying you'd get pussy anyways
>>692269306
Because they aren't attracted to flamboyant gay males.

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>>692269472
As long as it doesn't smell like fish and isn't a roastie then I'm down.

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>>692264070
>> Lanvin - Avant Garde

All these are shit-tier:
>>692264357
>>692265411
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>>692267207
>>692267179
>>692267544
>>692267688
>>692267746
>>692268978

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>>692268978
I used to go to a club where there'd be niggers set up in the washroom with cologne's and shit and since i tipped them $5 everytime i pissed they'd spray me with this, not sure if it's the reason i got laid so many times but it sure didn't hurt

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>>692269588
But they are attracted to men who smell like prepubescent boys? Nice shit posting you're doing there

>>692269756
>>692269769
>>692269588
>>692268763
>>692268467
>>692268241

Funny. I haven't heard one cologne faggot go "nuh uh! my cologne gets me laid all the time"! Think about it.

>>692268978
Have it too, not the intense version though

>>692265576
>>692266881
>>692267232
>>692268978
God tier

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>>692267889
>>TFW: 15 - 20 sexual partners, usually 8s
15 to 20?
- I were under the impression that rapists kept a log of their achievements.

>>692268341

pics or it didnt happen faaaaggot

>>692270029
funny i haven't heard one smelly neckbeard go "nu uh! my natural smell gets me laid all the time!" Think about it.

>>692268288

I mean, if that's your thing, power to you. I just don't really give a fuck about how I smell and, as far as I can tell, I don't need to smell any better than speedstick to get laid.

>>692270591
Am I the only one who just likes to smell good and is not expecting girls around me to dry hump me because of my scent?

>>692270345
The variables account for things like:

>waking up naked next to a girl after being drunk as fuck the night before and leaving before you find out if you screwed or not

> or whether or not you consider getting blown sex or not.

Times I know I've fucked are 15

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The "Distinguished Euphoric Gentlemen" starter pack

>>692271020
This is what I imagine all these Axe pushing faggots are like

>>692270873

That's a perfectly valid reason to use cologne, I just don't care about my smell. As far as I'm concerned, only Mexicans wear shit that you can smell from a few feet away. Speedstick is good enough for me.

>>692270474
Plenty of anons have said that here:
>>692269238
>>692269064
>>692268535
>>692268467
>>692268172
>>692267890

I'm
>>692267889
>>692270964

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Helped me out A lot

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>>692265411
I used to really like Kilo when it first came out, then they redid it and fucked it all up.

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>>692271239
>>692271020
When I think Axe I think

If your natural smell doesn't arouse women, that you are a faggot. Sorry guys

>>692270873
No I fucking hate it when girls smell fake. I reminds me of perfume soaked old ladies.
Girls have a natural smell, that combined with soft skin drives me fucking wild.

>>692271556
Winrar

>>692271452
oh man if this aint nostalgic

>>692271556
/thread

>>692264070
>Cologne
>god tier

Pick one

Go get some perfume, or eau de parfum at least you fucking philistine

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>>692270345
>same anon.
>>692270964
Third base doesnt count.
- Sure, it may be a sexual encounter, but it isnt isnt sealing the deal.

>If "Third Base" would've counted as a kill:
Then I would've been a bit short of 200, yet actual number is in the ballpark of 90.

>>692271514
>>692271020
Yeah, add Doritos, Mtn Dew, and CoD on both images and they'd be a perfect fit.

>>692271556
Fucking hippiefag.
You are just too cheap to buy a good cologne.

>>692271578
Well I've never encountered a perfume soaked old lady but when I lost my virginity the girl was wearing this perfume that smelled so amazing and it was kind of a turn on but on the other hand I always loved the natural scent of my ex.
Whatever floats your boat , I still think girls like guys who smell nice.

>>692271716

>b-b-but cologne is for men, right guys?
>it's for men guys yeah
>it's for men

>>692271733
I don't see the point of lieing on an anonymous image board unless you're being funny so congratulations anon

I'm content with my 15 fucks and growing though., all with my natural man scent

>>692271892
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter so it doesn't matter to me either way

>>692271866

Not the guy to whom you are replying, but my grandma was a perfume soaked old lady as well as an evil manipulative bitch. If I meet a woman who wears a perfume, I instantly conflate her with my grandma and I assume she must be an evil manipulative bitch. I think the same of men who wear cologne. In terms of guys who smell nice, I think that nice for a dude only goes as far as deodorant, and after that your smell is mainly for your own benefit. If cologne increases your self confidence it will help you get laid.

>>692271866
If your a healthy active gut you naturally smell nice to women is the point I'm getting at.

>>692272215

dude, me too. We should probably meet up.

>>692272648

>eau de toilette
>believes this will help him get laid

>Axefags
>hear a new smell is out
>get mom to take you STRAIGHT to CVS
>"RUN RED LIGHTS IF YOU HAVE TO MOM!"
>as fast as possible, waddle to the toiletries isle
>corduroy cargo shorts humming loudly and getting hot as thighs rub together
>tip fedora to cashier who isn't even looking in your direction
>head to specific area
>past the toilet paper
>past the adult diapers
>AH.... there it is...
>grab 2 whole cans of NEW AXE!
>take it to register, drowning yourself in it already
>cashier girl rings it up
>as you pay for it she makes brief eye contact and says "Thank you, have a nice day" as required for her job as you head out
>This stuff works!
>I'm a fucking pussy destroyer
>"Hey mom, the cashier girl hit on me!"
>"That's great son...."

>>692272206
Natural 8/10, 6ft5, broad built - sleek not trim body.
Parents got an early divorce and Ive moved close to 20 times before I turned 18, 8 different schools.
Always having had to work to socialise with people and kickstart friendships.
Lots of demons and hurt inside when younger.
- I did many promiscuous things back then, manwhore you may say.
I got a kick out of it so to speak, and thus I seeked it out.
Its not difficult to reach that sort of number.
Ex. One party when I was the new guy in town and 7 of the girls wanted to lay with me throughout the evening.
Or when on a night out and 3+ is on the low end.
Always get what I want.

>>692267544
Got that for my Dad on father's day. Him and mom both like it.

>>692273039

sure bud

>>692272803
Do you really think women can smell the difference?

>>692273141
>tfw when your dad puts some on before he annihilates her pussy beyond repair
>tfw she gets a whiff of that cologne every time she gasps for air

>>692265168
I've had this one and holy shit its only the best

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this is amazing

>axe is the best cologne
you have higher chances getting layed by showering yourelf with urin.

>>692273327
Lol sure. They're both 60s and they haven't even kissed since their 40s. Honestly if they like it that much I'm glad I helped.

>>692272962
Top Kek, thanks anon

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This

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R8 mein cologne /b/
> McGraw
>McGraw Southern Blend
>Obsession Night for men
>Adidas: Ice Dive
>Ed Hardy: Skulls and Roses
>Ralph Lauren #3
>Burberry Touch for men
>Ed Hardy: Hearts & Daggers
>Nautica Classic

>>692273327
As if after child birth a bit of sex would
>destroy her pussy
virgin detected

>>692273772
Well which one is your favorite and why in the fuck would you have that many?

>>692267232
MA nigga.

>>692273798
>implying I was serious about any of that

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>>692273648

>>692273772

ultimate insecurity

>>692273939
My favorite is Burberry Touch and I have so many because I believe men should have a different scent for different occasions.

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I use this shit.
It's not bad.

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I wear an oxymoron.

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L'occitane

>>692274337
Do you also trim your pussy hair?

>>692264357
Fucking oath my brother.

I always liked CK Escape. Nice light scent that I've been complemented on several times.

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>not Sex Panther
>mfw

>>692265411
The chocolate one is the only tolerable one.

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>>692273223
>Didnt ask for your approval.
Enjoy your 15 lays

>>692275190

>didn't ask for my approval
>posted on a public forum for nothing but validation from others

pick one bud

>ITT. People who smell like a Persian taxi cab.
"you are poor if you don't wear perfume'

>>692274821
i dont trim .... its 2016 brazilian waxing is the way to go!

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>>692272962

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>>692274707
kek

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>>692272962
good post friend 10/10

>>692272962
Didn't axe their marketing plan change?

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>>692278629

>>692271452
Yuuuuuup. The shower gel is the only thing that comes close to the original smell. The spray just isn't the same anymore