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Lets play a game /b/

Ask a freemason anything..... But if you get Dubs, Trips or Quads, You get banned

If anyone gets quints, I get banned

Are you up for the challenge?
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>>692256366
Pleas ban me
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>>692256366
Is OP a fag?
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>>692256519
Op here
Op is Always a Fag
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Are you a member of the illuminati?
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>>692256698
No, None of the conspiracy theories you see on youtube are real....But i do hear some things
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>>692256366
what do freemasons do? and how do you join?
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Freemasons are a bunch of under educated, and over ego'd fuck heads.
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>>692256874
The basic idea is its a frat that makes good men better, think of a college frat, but more mature

To join depends on the jurisdiction, but for the most part, 2b1ask1, There should be a masonic grand lodge website in your area that can get you in touch with a local lodge. If it has times and dates for a meeting, go about 45 minutes before a meeting, meet some good people, get a free meal, and ask to join
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>>692257190
Sounds like youd fit in perfect
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>>692257336
How do you think I know this already? :)
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How dank are your memes?
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>>692257588
Nice dubs, Enjoy the ban
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>>692256366
Why did you let the Jews and Rothschilds (Rothschildren?) take over the world?
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>>692257655
Dank enough for you to be banned
>>692257700
Holy shit, 3 dubs in a row
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>>692257588
>>692257655
>>692257700
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>>692257729
Thats Bildeberg
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>>692256366
How old is your grandmother?
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>>692256366
There's nothing to ask a free mason. I'm a freemasonry as well. Any jagaloon can be one, you're not special.
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>>692257937
Dead

>>692257999
Youre a freemasonry?
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>>692257999
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>>692258091
It means what lodge do you hail from?
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>>692257901
Oh.

Why did you let Bilderberg let the Jews and Rothschilds take over the world?
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>>692258091
Rekt
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Will you kill me? I ask because I had typed out several questions and while looking for a pic to go w/ them my browser crashed.
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Dear OP,

A couple of years ago, my religion teacher stated that the Free-Masons were a group of Satin worshipers, hell bent on destroying the Catholic faith, any truth to that statement?
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>>692258292
From a lodge of the Holy Saints John of Jerusalem
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Walk in the light, that others might follow your path through darkness.
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>>692258334
You were about to ask a question that would expose us

>>692258383
Not true. The catholic church is doing a good job destroying itself
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>>692258426
Specifically what lodge? Jurisdiction? State?
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i want some of that free mason plox
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>>692258383

lol... confirmed as someone who attended catholic school.

Does it hurt bad the first time a priest buggers you?
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>>>/out/
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>>692258533
>Walk in the light, that others might follow your path through darkness.

Giving that info on 4chan wouldnt be the best idea.... Although, ill say that im AF&AM, and not PHA
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>>692256366
a free and accepted mason should never reveal the secrets of his office
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>>692258533
sorry /b/ro, i meant to post >>692258672 at you
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what would be a good question to ask?
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>>692258531
Nah, my phone is shit, it happens every so often after I select a picture. Tho I was going to ask how will you enforce the bans? Like, are you in bed with the mods or something?
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Will you sign my petition to join in?
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>>692258639
>implying
I may have gone to a Catholic School but I'm still an atheist
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>>692258672
No secrets from our lord, nothing to hide from the eyes that behold all.

Brother, you speak of information you shouldn't reveal though you expose yourself. You'll make it to your next heights soon enough.
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>>692258963
I always sign petitions when asked, if i have anything to be afraid of, it comes out in the background check

>>692258849
Masonic Secret :)

>>692258830
Yes
>>692259020
Are you Clandestine? Or just stupid. Either way, Drink Bleach
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>>692256366
my last rollerino?
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>>692258672
I am AFM. Just remember to keep your actions square Brother.
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>>692259018
Don't dodge the question.
Did it hurt when the priests fucked in the ass?

Also: rolling 4 dubs
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Are you a religious organization? If so explain
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>>692259156
good to see you are keeping the secrets, tell us your thoughts on jachin and boaz.
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>>692259308
The two pillars that stood on the porch of King Soloman's Temple. That Boaz and Jachin?
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>>692259267
I'm always on the level, although, im more round than square lately, KEK

>>692259302
No, but you have to be religious to join.

>>692259308
Pass on worthy Brother
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>>692259442
perhaps
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>>692259156
This is faggots! I demand dubs/answers!
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I have a question. Will you please fill me in on some decent secrets that isn't crossing the line for you? Like anything interesting really.'

Also, I see people that have masonic symbols on their car all the time? What does that mean? Does it just mean they're in or what?
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>>692259156
What's the number one thing that could make my petition be rejected? Is the background check on the same level of one to get as a teacher?
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>>692258091
It's called autocorrect, you child.
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>>692259450
do not idle in action and pass by deliverance, brother.
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Quinta roll
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>>692259450
What do you mean by I have to be religious? What one?
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>>692259526
What about them?
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>>692256366
If I was a Demolay but stopped being active after 21, could I become a mason at some point? I know a few masons but we haven't kept in touch lately except for Facebook.
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>>692259735
you just have to believe in a higher power and have the capacity to accept new concepts for that
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>>692259450
What is your/the freemasons opinion on technology?
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>>692259789
to be a mason, ask a mason
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>>692259941
Can I b a mason?
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>>692260043
r u religis
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>>692259619
Whats your question?

>>692259629
The only real secret, is the experience. You get out of it, what you put in. I know thats vague , But Its one thing to read "secrets" online, and another thing to witness the forms and beauty thereof

Masonic symbols on cars are usually just a source of pride/a way to identify yourself to others who are masons. I have one, just in case a mason cop pulls me over ;)

>>692259735
You just have to beleive in a higher power usually, but its jurisdictional

>>692259789
DeMolay is a totally different thing. You dont have to be one to join the masons.

>>692259856
My opinion is that its great. Im a bit biased, as i am under 30

>>692260043
Where do you live?
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yea yea yea
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>>692260244
B& B& B&
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>>692256366
https://youtu.be/PJLF_PGBtWQ
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>>692256445
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Are you aware of the Mormon connection to Freemasonry? Joseph Smith was one. Can you tell us anymore about it?
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Roll for ban
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>>692260406
Re-roll
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If were to become a mason, would I be selling my soul away? Or become closer to god? Are there downsides?
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>>692260377
Ive dont know if ive ever met a mormon in my life. Enjoy your ban
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>>692260465
Rereroll
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>>692260377
no op but joseph smith borrowed/ stole a lot of masonic teachings for his own religion. He was not connected to them, only betrayed them, back in the day that was a death sentence.
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>>692260485
Only downsides are the financial obligations
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>>692260544
>back in the day
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>>692260485
there are no downsides, in my opinion, the teachings are more philosophical and would definitely bring you closer to enlightenment. no soul signing, ps not op.
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>>692260682
hood rat shit son
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>>692256366
why do freemason faggots try to take over the world?
also hitler did nothing wrong
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Does being a Freemason bring financial stability
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>>692261060
You're not becoming a Jew, anon.
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>>692260973
for the most part its a social club more than a secret society
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>>692261060
I wish, But masons spent the lost treasure years ago!
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>>692260557
How much are the finanial obligations?
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>>692261199
Depends on the lodge. ive seen them as low as $50, plus degree fees, And as High as $2000, for a lifetime membership. My dues are $75 a year, plus extra for any appendant bodies such as Shriners, or scottish/york rite
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>>692261199
rip in peace anon
I'll carry that torch for you.
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How many other Brothers do we have in this thread?
What is your jurisdiction?
Any appendant bodies?
Age?
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>>692261199
depends, usually around 150$ annually for the average member
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>>692261438
Op here. Not a member of any other bodies, but in 26. Also, im Tyler of the lodge
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>>692261438
>AFM
>York RIte, Shrine
>25
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>>692261438
Mt. Moriah 292 los gatos california, and im 28 brother.
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how do make monies
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>>692260179
When you say forms of beauty, what do you mean? What will improve in my life? Is there any way to detail that or no?
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>>692256366
How to best squat when shitting on freemasonry?
Is freemason membership increasing with more gay men coming out of the closet?
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>>692261800
Are you the faggot in the tophat?
https://www.mtmoriah292.org/?page_id=30
Enjoy the ban
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>>692261834
Not really, its an experience
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Will I play professionally
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Have humans discovered time travel? Or any sort of futuristic stuff like that?

Or can't say?
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>>692261954
not annon but do ANY of these guys look 28 to you? retard
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Obama is the first non-mason in office to survive (so far). Have you guys chosen to spare him and if so why?
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>>692262197
yes

>>692262244
They all look like fags

>>692262272
Most presidents arent masons
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>>692262272
were banking on trump
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I'm already signed up with the masons.

How do i become a "real" mason?
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>>692262244
HES THE NIGGER
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>>692262348
Can you detail how it was discovered? Or what year?
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>>692262580
Go to a vocational college and learn brickwork
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>>692262699
top zozzle
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>>692256366
May I join the freemasons?
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>>692262695
Earliest known reference is from the 1400's
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>>692262887
ask a mason near you today! if you see one on the streets or know where you local lodge is just walk up and say " i want to be a mason"
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Free mAnon reporting in
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>>692263173
very nice plate you got there
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>>692263173
Nigga, you bought that at a pawn shop in Vegas!
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>>692257219
Good luck getting in unless at least 2 people in the lodge know you
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>>692263173
>anal beads
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>>692263100
There is a freemason down the street, do I just say that to him?
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What do freemasons even do? Build houses out of bricks?
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>>692256366
bitch wishes he could ban me
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>>692263595
ask him, if you haven't really spoken before first impressions are key, you can be rejected for any reason
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>>692256366
Are you an edgy 13 boi?
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Ha, you wish.
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>>692256366
Bullshit
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How do you find someone who is a freemason?
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>>692256366
roll
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>>692256366
You got dubs. Doesn't that mean you get banned?
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>>692256366
Do you see these numbers, OP? They are what you may call singles.
I ask of you OP, do you believe in singles?
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>>692256366
Shut the fuck up now alex h. I know who you are. Brother of will. Terrible things will happen to your weakest brother if you dont end this thread now
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>>692265173
>Visit jail looking for someone
>Ask warden if anyone there is named Mason
>He says yes
>Beg warden to free Mason
>Get put in jail cell, have to share cell with Mason
>"How did you end up in here?"
"I made a bad pun."
>"And it was?"
"I asked the warden to free you."
>"..."
>Proceed to get the shit kicked out of you
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>>692256366
Do you know anything about untitled flv?
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>>692265337
No. I said YOU get banned if YOU get dubs
>>692265532
What the fuck are you talking about?
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What do you think of Islam?
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Has the Great Architect of the Universe lived among men? If yes, what is was his name?
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>>692256366
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>>692257588
>>692257655
>>692257700
>>692257999
>>692260377
>>692260533
>>692260544
>>692261199
They don't seem very banned to me, OP
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>>692256366
The absolution of lucifer can be obtained by weither or not you can decipher the nature of the great architect or the ones who mimic him.
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>>692256366
I'm going to assume you're a Mormon. Do you think a penis enlargement goes against the Word of Wisdom?
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>>692256366
O mighty Freemason, will 2016 be the year that the world stops being triggered at everything, stop being such pussies, and listen to reason?
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Vaguely describe one ritual that you've seen.
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>>692256366
> 2016
> not Scientology
go away with your lame freemason shit
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>>692268629
>any time
>scientology
no
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>>692256366
How can you obtain immortality? And what is difference between immortality and eternity.
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>>692256366
yeah, but do you have freemason blood?
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what's the biggest thing you've put into your ass, and why?
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How's the chant go again, I dropped out a few years ago after my boss, who's a FM, gave me a promotion?
"Wal'i wal'i shi'sh cu'm bal'i ..."
I forgot the rest, but did I get the beginning correct?
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>>692269233
Now thats a way to go. In the thirtythird degree.
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>>692256366
how gay are you on a scale from 1 to 10
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>>692256366
you got banned, why should we listen to you?
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>>692256366
If you truly are a freemason, then you know nothing of what the secret society is really about. Unless of course you're among the elite, which you're not, and a 33rd degree mason or above.
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>>692256366
If my father was a Freemason can I become one even if I didn't have a relationship with him?

What if I'm Catholic?
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>>692256366
are freemasons into numerology
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>>692270643
the catholic church condemns freemasonry, you must choose one or the other.
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>>692256366
kindly provide proof of such a claim
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>>692270831
But do the Freemasons condemn Catholics?
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do freemasons pray to an ancient alien race and beg the women goddesses to visit them and have sex? I just wonder because I do this and think I would make a great freemason. I love mankind and want to wanting to help when where I can.
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>>692271055
no
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>>692267056
Can another freemason answer this question? It'd be appreciated.
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>>692257700
Mfw
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>>692271129
yes
>>692270987
no
>>692270731
maybe
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>>692256366
kek
you must be bored as fuck, brother

ok
Old Testament or New Testament?
Ancient or Modern?
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if there are any perks/benefits to being a freemason, what are they?
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>>692271742
You become "in." You get a medallion that enables you to get the best parking spots, free drinks at the bar, and hear about new bands before they're popular.
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>>692271677
freemason's like me dotn use the bible, we're not christain we're freemasons, fagget
>>692271742
there are none we just like out special club
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>>692258311
Different lurking F&A Mason here.
We didn't.
FDR did.
How else do you think we got out of the depression? New Deal? KEK
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>>692256366
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>>692271879
I meant Scottish or York, fagget
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