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>>692212959

Lost with the first pic holy shit

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>>692213473

>>692213410

That's a fucking lot of meglinations

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>>692213585

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>>692213641
Just for you

>>692212959

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>>692214373
You treat me like a king, Anon

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>>692214546

That's weird, I thought that would work for thumbnail swapping since scaling a 500x500 image down to 125x125 should sample every 4th pixel horizontally and vertically.

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>>692214802

Have a drink

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>>692214546

Welp, no losing in this thread.

i'll lose once someone posts that banana xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw

this got me good earlier

>>692215301
Took me a second ahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39p9wLYcDQY

>>692215307
this isnt as funny when you're older than 15

>>692213616
>>692215307
kek

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>>692214648

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>>692216106

>inb4 banana man

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>>692212959
R8 me

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>>692215043
Fucking lost

>>692216317
>>692216169
>>692216106
>>692214648
Lost

>>692213410
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>>692213768
This shit is gold. Damn you.

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>>692216317

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>>692215307

>>692213763
The more I watch it the harder I laugh.

>>692212959
fucking lost badly..

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>>692216605

>>692213183
it would've been funnier if it it was Jeb Bush instead of George

>>692217027
Alright, I give up, I can't thumbswap for shit.

>>692213473
>Cord hose combo

HF would fucking sell that. for real.

>>692213763
almost

>>692217042
but that ruins the joke

its a 'bush did 9/11' joke

did you not understand it but still laugh? you might be retarded

>>692217067
I want the picture you attempted to use as a thumbnail.

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>>692217176

>>692217232
thanks

>>692217198
i recognize that gun
New Vegas

>>692215301
if thats real it fucking hilarious oh shit im losing.

>>692215519
PSA for all the /b/ros out ther

>>692217387
m8 i can find that without that link.
You fucking faggot

>>692216009
fucking lost

>>692215307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FgCA4DBBk

oh shit

Are all ylyl threads like this nowadays? God you guys are so cancerous, a few years ago it was plainly unfunny, now it's just an imgur and reddit substitute.

>>692216596
I feel bad for laughing so hard at this

>>692217814
>meta

>>692217787
I can't stand his movies. Happy Gilmore and the other one with crazy eyes that's it. Everything else is utter shite.

>>692217868
Oh hey look it's this guy with his opinion. Cool.

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>>692216792
my sides

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>>692217868

>>692213956
Go back to 9gag faggot.

>>692218300
That joke is older than the internet

>>692218525
The one bellow that is worse...

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bet you fags never seen strutter before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUJ2PGHwYlc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC-pvJ-2KQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nsB4ZQbhU

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>>692213763
Yep, that got me after the 2nd watch.

>>692216031
Murica

>>692216082
lost

>>692212959
Be warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPQqPAVUIA

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>>692217969
where do you think you are, son

>>692218300
Americans,tell me about 'greeters' and 'bag boys'. Are they real? Who does that job? Do you want some 'bum' toching your stuff?

>>692219886
I'm a bagger mate. Fuck off faggot.

>>692217814
breaking the rules faggot

>>692220101
Your job is to bag other peoples grocerys? Do everyone use your services? Like most (only few a day doesen't) or just fat,old folk and such?

>>692212959
I am in tears rn

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>>692218300
I smiled, still counts

>>692215828
omg nearly lost

>>692220421
I always bag for people. I also do some stocking too. I also help people carry them out sometimes.

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>>692219199
Checked, tho I don't get what's going on. I figured it was OP but the guy wasn't sucking dick, so...

>>692216677
jesus

>>692220421
I'm seriously intrested. No need to feel bad. There ain't no such thing here and most woulden't want others to touch their stuff. Also greeters woulden't work also. People don't want to even make eye contact with the casher,let alone talk. Knowing that someone talking to you everytime when going shopping would be horror and shops would stay empty fast.

>>692214546
>you fucking faggot
>are you calling me a faggot
Kek

>>692213585
>>692213473
>>692213410
>>692213768
Is this by the same guy who does the fake grocery store ads and book titles?

>>692219886
Greeters are token jobs given to bored old folks, or disabled folks. They greet you when you come in. It's supposed to make customers feel "welcome" but it really makes them feel "awkward and weird."

Bag boys are more utilitarian. They bag the stuff the clerk rings up in an efficient manner(squishy shit on top, heavy shit at bottom, etc) and sometimes help people who request assistance by carrying bags to a vehicle in the lot. Usually done by teens, but not always.


While not all stores have either, do you really not have baggers where you're from?

>>692221303
It's actually a lot more complicated than that because I work for a high-end food store.
I'm >>692220758
And >>692220101

>>692212959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZl_YOMg7E

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https://youtu.be/fOu9GzACZh0

Prepare to smirk just a little bit

>>692213893
I... I need more of this.

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test

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>>692221303
Nope, we have these bad boys.

>>692222040
Darn, it loads instantly.
I'm trying to test to see if I can use png interlacing for a weird effect as it loads.

>>692222134
Nothing (and by that I mean literally NOTHING) renders PNGs progressively.

>>692221303
>do you really not have baggers where you're from?
Nope.

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I just saw this exchange on youtube and lost to it

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>>692222306
>what is interlacing pngs

>>692222078
We have them to. Only the ones where you get the scanner with you are useful. Take an item and scan it,put it right in the bag. When the bag is full,but the scanner back and pay with card and leave.
The ones where you have to use a shopping cart, then scan at the stationery scanner and then bag are garbage. Slow and you to the shops work for free, fuck that.

https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0

>>692222921
Yeah, just because you do that, doesn't force the UA to constantly re-render the thing for no damn reason.

The whole PNG gets loaded, shoved through a decoder, and banged on a quad.

The days of doing GIF shit aren't even over, because they never started to begin with.

>>692217153

bush

>jeb bush

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>>692223024
It's only slow if you're slow, anon.

>>692216082
How does a blind person even see that ad

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>>692223524

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>>692222921

>>692215000
Checked.

Also what the fuck

>>692221562
Then do tell what the additional duties of a bagger are? I thought it was pretty cut-and-dried.

>>692223811
have to keep move

>>692223811
Noob

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>>692216082
Lost

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This blog is fucking crazy
Making up genders
And making flags for them
Wtf.jpg

http://pride-flags-for-us.tumblr.com

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Okay /b/, need some help... Do you think its worth still trying to go for a girl after being friendzoned? Or is it better to just try and maintain the friendship and just move on to someone else

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>>692224119
Like really

>>692222078
We have those as well.
Generally in modern US supermarkets, you have three options:
1) Self-serve, as pictured.
2) Go to a station with a single cashier.
3) Go to a station with a cashier and a bagger.

Variety is the spice of... grocery shopping?

>>692219199
Theres no way he cooks like that every day. ...

>>692223705
That device translates web pages into brail? Imagine how fuckig annoying internet ads are when you can't even just ignore them by looking away

>>692216031
God damnit Ken

>>692224207
Maintain friendship. Never try again. You'll just embarrass yourself and make it mega awkward. You don't try again after being rejected the first time. That's the point of rejection. Time won't change that.

>>692223468
The casher works there and has been doing it for years. If I'm faster then her then shed be fired by now. Also why would I want to do the shops work for free. Give me discount then cause you don't have to pay the cashier if I do it.

>>692224119
>Stargender
>beyond comprehension in Earthy terms

>>692221562
>High-end food store
Bet you sell overpriced pastries and millenial crystals and new ageism books

Oh wait, my bad, they got a place called starbucks

>>692216341
This isn't a cringe thread faggot

>>692215301
I don't get it

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>>692212959

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>>692224207
Maintain the... wha?
Don't maintain the friendship. If you were just in it to try and land her as a GF, why bother maintaining a platonic relationship?

You don't work at a job that just fired you, for free, because you liked your co-workers.

If she's a legit friend, then maybe, but chances are that ain't the case.
Sideline her.

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c

>>692216031
It's as much bacon as turkey bacon anyway.

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>>692224907

>>692215301
oh jesus that's brilliant.

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>>692225044

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a7aZgKpjDXY

>>692215552
>>692217363
>>692225055
explain

>>692215828
I FUCKING LOVE LEANANDCUISINE

>>692224717
>High-end food store
Tried to explain to me that the nuts from turkys plantation are more eco then the nuts from my own countrys forrest.

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