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soft
>>692210955
hard
>sorta, im drunk
>>692210468
10/10
>>692211333
what about me anon
>>692211031
>>692210955
>>692211031
>>692210955
It's pretty.
>>692210955
>>692211031
I like. I'll give it a 9/10 >>692211617
I want that in me
>>692212268
nice foreskin/10
ITT: we hurt nobody's feels :')
Me flaccid, will post pictures of it hard too.
>>692212702
3/10
Nah im only into foreskin
>>692212702
8/10 looks thick
>>692212554
ITT: Dicks that make me jealous
>>692213046
>Flaccid
>This
Choose one
>>692213424
I don't understand; I'll post hard to show if you want? I don't see what you mean
>>692210468
10/10
Taking cock tribute pics?
I'd like to know
Ech I'm only 7in
I'm in for a rating. I'll rate whoever rates me. More pics if necessary
>>692213436
I rather like this cock
sold would suck/10
>>692213799
Bs. More pics required
>>692213046
Flaccid?? What size is that ?!
kk
postin
>>692213998
9/10
Great outfit.
>>692213962
About 6 flaccid, but obviously it varies.
>>692213998
Why do all the traps have nicer dicks than i?
rate my dick
>>692214287
I'm asking myself the same question :(
>>692214165
Great dick! I'd give that a 10/10
>>692213799
More? Also checked
>>692213046
Here it is erect, looking red tho.
>>692215161
theres a difference between flaccid and not fully hard
>>692215276
But it was flaccid. I don't understand the confusion.
>>692210468
fanon here. tits rate?
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692214445
9/10, fam.
>>692215449
Because as someone who has a dick, and who has felt many dicks, when i look at your flaccid pic and i imagine touching it, it certainly isnt the soft squishy flaccid all penises are. And if im wrong, then fuck me i give up!
>>692214950
Oops didn't mean to add you
>>692215708
someone check this for me so i dont get a virus
>>692213863
ehh...i guess i wont be rated
>>692215786
Ohh you thought I was at least somewhat hard. No it was flaccid, very squishy.
>>692215817
i just wish i could get rated for once
>>692215161
Holy fuck
That's a meat bat
>>692215746
A fam? Rare specimen in dick rate threads. Thanks for the rate ;)
Do you kik?
>inb4 no chick on the nets
>>692216005
Then im sorry for calling you out on it. Very impressive
>>692216305
!!!!!!
>>692215161
big boy
>>692215924
You have a tiny worthless dick. So worthless it can't even be rated on the atomic scale.
>>692216194
No worries matey. Now that you've mentioned it, it does look a bit rigid when soft.
>>692213863
I skipped this one by accident. Like a 7/10.
>>692216656
1/2
>>692214155
ty fam
>>692214287
not a trap.
Rate me
Is it better to ask for a rate or to say nothing?
>>692215161
10/10, absolute monster.
>>692216982
Sorry, you just had that kinda cute girlish body
rate?
>>692217747
Now that looks like a monster but at the same time it could also be smaller because it's a weird perspective. Measurements?
>>692217458
femboy masterrace
>>692217932
Hnnggg. Take my 10/10. Everything from the dick to balls is perfect.
rate?
>>692217360
8/10
>>692217946
Lewd af.
>>692215723
Holy shit that foreskin ~
Let's see what people think then
>>692218506
7.5/10
>>692215161
Chris Diamond??
>>692218140
>Lewd af.
wasn't even lewd
im completely clothed see?
>>692218665
Seems to be the rate I get from everyone hah
>>692217841
Another of mine cause I got no rate
>>692216153
No one ever rates my oddly shaped dick
>>692219028
Push any harder against your base and you'll punch through your pubic mound
>>692210468
>dick rate thread
rate :)
>>692219481
I'd love to have that in my mouth
>>692219493
Got to get all the dick somehow right?
Am I incapable of taking good dick pics? Does my dick make you say "fuck it I'm not rating that"? Why is it that every time I'm in this thread type no one rates me??! Fuck it, I'm just gonna go bitch about it in r9k
My dicks about 3 maybe 4 ... feet
>>692220437
I'm straight as fuck, but would suck that 10/10 dick dry
>>692220447
Or maybe it's because everyone's just rating their own dick?
>>692220967
Nah someone else rated mine, i think mine is too small
>>692221150
which is it? its more about taking a good pic than it is your size
>>692217360
>>692221243
This is mine
>>692215161
>>692221243
Exactly, look at this here: he's obviously massive, but it's a awful and unattractive picture. Size is nothing.
>>692220447
The people who get rates are generally the ones who either have a truly impressive dick or participate in the rating and reply to people (aka faggots)
rate?
>>692221646
well your pants stick out more than your dick does try take a better pic next time.
>>692221756
that's just a manlet he's 7 inches at the most
>>692222668
Supposed Manlet here. I'm 6 foot on the dot and 178 pounds. Also I'm 8.6 inches, and 6.4 in girth. Sorry buddy.
>>692222668
I can show another one if i can find it in my phone, used it at a fucksite, its b&w + blurred
>>692210468
>>692212268
>>692214445
>>692215161
Would100%WorshipAndLetRamUpMyAss/10
Here's my tiny little thing.
Im 5 inches. Anyone want to compare on keyboards?
R8 mine, pls.
>>692210468
>>692215161
>>692214445
>>692214950
>>692214165
>>692213819
>>692213747
>>692222114
>>692222397
>>692222498
Would suck the shit out of that cock
>>692222918
Your not fooling anyone
r8 ,m8s
>>692222959
Why not
>>692222918
Show your dick in a toilet roll tube for proof of that girth. I believe the length but no way its that thick
>>692223188
But it's not a lie, why would I fool anyone? It's all anonymous anyway... What would I gain?
>>692223277
Found it, also im 6'8 tall
>>692223432
Will happily post measurements too.
>>692222973
Cute!! Would lick and suck on c;
>>692222918
Lmao who comes up with these ridiculous numbers and expects to be taken seriously?
Go get a ruler and hang your head in shame
>>692223528
Holy fuck that shit is delicious. I need it inside my mouth NOW
>>692223432
It's not anonymous when we're talking about your dick. You might be 7.5 long at the most and 5 girth
>>692223292
thats like 1.5" if you can fit in one i feel bad for you
>>692223709
I measure with tailors tape.
>>692223760
5 girth
Multiple keks
I sense envy
>>692215746
>>692216101
>MFW I can never tell what the word fam is by how it's used in a sentence on /b/
>MFW I can't use the word fam, because I haven't a clue what it means.
>MFW I have no face
>>692223761
A toilet roll tube has a circumference of nearly 7"...
Rate anyone?
>>692216656
wtf? sauce?
I just want to watch a chubby guy with a nice cock jerk off on skype
>>692224102
Well shid. 9/10.
>>692224067
on what planet
>>692223995
Ok faggot lets see a pic measuring with a ruler.
>>692224401
Go and measure a cardboard toilet roll tube and see.
>>692222918
Inches and decimals together seem odd and out of place. Every ruler or tape does feet, inches and fractions of an inch.
Doesn't anyone else find this peculiar?
>>692223692
Awww, thank you very much. Would rather have it locked up though, tbh.
>>692224532
Have to use tape if that's alright with you literally don't own a ruler.
>>692223825
Then go get it and post a picture. Thats the only way you will ever back up such a claim.
>>692224667
ayone with a 8.5 inch dick owns a ruler gtfo with your 7 incher fag.
>>692224667
Does it measure in inches + tenths of inches?
>>692225139
Goddamn would let destroy my ass
>>692224897
I have stated multiple times that I have tape instead
>>692223169
I appreciate you going to the trouble of finding the non rated cocks to rate them.
Truely you are da mvp
>>692210468
REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN WITH FOREGEN
>>692224533
well i cant even get the tip in
>>692223432
You're either stretching the truth or incorrectly measuring your dick. An 8.4 is statistically speaking incredibly rare at roughly 1 in 10,000.
Im willing to accept that I'm wrong, but I need proof. Grab tape or a ruler, and measure it across the top of your dick, $100 says you're not even past 8".
>>692225640
Holy fuck I want that in my mouth.
>>692225640
is that asian toilet paper wtf
BUNCH OF FAGGOTS IN HERE, shit said rate not be gay and say what you would do to it.
>>692217364
7/10
>>692226058
But being gay is 100x more fun. ;^)
>>692217932
5/10
Nice. I want to suck your dick.
>>692226023
im 6" around its american tp
>>692224646
Okay, let me lick it for a little bit, then we'll lock it up and I'll move on to nibbling on your meaty thighs ;) sound good?
>>692218506
4/10
>>692219028
Too big to be useful. Hope you're into dudes.
>>692219481
6/10
>>692220437
9/10
>>692210468
big dcac
>>692220870
10/10. Nice balls too
Here's the girth one; tape is slightly loose so from 7 down to 6.5
>>692226312
Yes please. Sounds v good to me.
>>692219028
>>692226426
Man, I hope he is too!
>>692226640
2/10
>>692222397
3/10
>>692226697
>>692224846
>>692224897
Kek he delivered
What do you think?
>>692226945
you can't even see the tape measure. I see 3 inches cover 75% of his dick but nice camera play
i think im 6.5 inch not really impressive
>>692226697
lies do the toilet roll
>>692226697
I swear every time someone gets called out in these threads they always post the most BS proof. How hard is it to take one good photo that leaves no doubt?
6.5" is a LOT thicker than that. Is this the stage of the thread where you post misleading images? Take good photos or people won't believe you.
>>692225139
8/10
>>692226697
>>692226945
Looks like I have you beat with nearly 9" inches of girth, kek.
See what I did there?
>>692226426
Never been with a guy. Only girls so far.
>>692227051
PENCIL DICK
>>692227198
Ask any girl the goldilocks zone of dicks is 5-7in. Above 7 you're just fucking her cervix and that doesn't feel good.
>>692227746
i suppose also 6 inch girth
aka im plain jane
>>692227746
If you're bigger than 7" you don't have to fuck her cervix. You could if you wanted, but you just put it in as deep as she likes.
Having the extra length makes it easier to fuck from different and sometimes awkward angles. It's being too girthy that you have no way of dealing with.
This thread is a perfect example of why posting measurements is fucking stupid. All you get are people who either lie about it or people who don't believe it. It derails the thread every fucking time.
If you have a big dick, just post it and let people take it in with their eyes - nobody is going to be whipping out the measuring tape or ruler when you're about to fuck.
>>692228597
With a weak boner too; it's hard to be hard when you're grovelling to the pencil dicks.
>>692225640
Hrrng that's a hot cock, post moar
>>692227746
I suppose I'm fine with 6.25 x 5.25
>>692216153
>>692228564
thank you
>>692228597
literally 90% of the dicks in this thread can pass that its nothing to brag about. Lets see this 8.5, 6.5 dick like you're claming
>>692228597
Still waiting on that length measurement m80
>>692226102
Thanks mate
>>692228869
i did
>>692220437
but ok
>>692229056
But the circumference of a toilet role tube is about 7" you bellend. So everyone is over 6.5" on this thread despite you being furious that someone was?
Meh. Snap me godxlive
>>692229371
it really isn't 7 in circumference
Posting my cock
>>692229371
It's actually 5.5 inches. Go measure one and see for yourself.
ballz~!
>>692229699
I have measured one, just then. 6.8"
>>692229371
The tube I had laying around has a circumference of 5.25".
>>692229810
We already saw your attempt at actually measuring your girth and you lied I think that says enough. A TP roll is a bad indicator the ones in my country are 5.5 around and my 5 incher will not fit either.
small dicked anons, for real. How do you deal?
>>692229970
Well there's differences here then. Are you in the UK?
Lets have a rate
>>692229988
You niggers are mad jealous holy shit. It's telling we haven't seen anything from you.
>>692229810
Why do you insist on lying anon, do you really need to fool anonymous internet users online to feel good about yourself?
>>692213799
you measure base to tip, you retard. you don't fucking jab the ruler into your body until it cracks your pelvis. unless you have the hands of an infant and a 7 inch girth, that thing is 5 inches max
>>692230167
Id be jealous if you were as big as you claimed but your just another manlet with a chode
>>692230549
Hehehe stay mad, and look up what a chode is. Also I'm not a Manlet, which is a shame.
>>692222973
got any more pics?
>>692230167
If there's one thing the internet loves to do it's call out liars.
I personally don't give a fuck about this stupid argument but it seems to me he's not being very honest. As for me, I've already posted in this thread and I'm quite content >>692212268
Lets get this back on topic.
>>692230618
5/10
>>692230067
5/10
>>692229744
6/10
>>692229332
7/10 i like the veins
>>692228820
7.5/10
>>692226937
4/10
. >>692226273
5/10 - if you trimmed 6/10
>>692224345
4/10
>>692224102
8/10
>>692223063
3.5/10 ... sorry dude
>>692210468
r8 plz
>>692215921
nice any more?
>>692230814
So we know you've got the tape out, but you still haven't managed to post a picture of your length. I wonder why that is?
Rate?
sending pics of my cock add me on snapchat. katmo_98
>>692217932
7
need more pics
>>692218132
8
show more and spread ass
>>692226480
10
need more now
>>692227198
lets see balls
>>692212268
holy fuck kik?
>>692226212
you will never convince the elliot rodgers in this joint ... they'll keep saying you're lying and you cheated and you just need to post another picture measured a different way for them to believe you.
This thread reminds me of my old catholic school.
>>692232529
7/10 dick but 10/10 body
do you have kik?
>>692233068
yah measuring on here is dumb
Rate please
>>692231970
it's almost like it's a pain in the ass to get your dick hard again to take yet another picture so that some troll can come up with his next excuse for why you couldn't possibly be the size that you obviously are.
>>692219595
7/10 i guess? i can't really tell from that angle.
Rate mine?
>>692234004
So you're saying happy to go through the effort of getting hard, wrapping tape around your cock, and then with a toilet paper roll (>>692230391 "6.8 inches" kek), but you couldn't muster the effort required to spend 15 seconds taking photo proof of your length, which is exactly what everyone has been asking for this whole time and calling you out on?
Just do it if you want people to shut up and believe you. But I think we all know why you haven't done it yet, and the best part is that deep down you know you aren't telling the truth. You can always lie to people on the internet, but you know the reality of it.
>>692212268
9/10
Would fuck
>>692213046
Would def fuck
10
>>692234919
i'm not even the guy in the photos douchebag.
it's not "15 seconds," it's "get fully hard again, then awkwardly take another picture juggling the tape, then come back and listen to another bullshit excuse and start over, because nothing will ever convince you fuckers that someone's dick is bigger than yours."
but really the best part is he knows he's telling the truth and you're the one who's elliot rodger.
>>692213436
8/10 very nice
>>692213747
8/10
>>692235501
keep your cuck fetish to yourself somebody will always have a bigger dick than you but it's definetly not him
>>692231661
mistress or master
>>692235829
sure thing elliot. you're the one that's on here looking at dick picks.
>>692217932
9/10 reminds me of the first one I ever handjobbed.
>>692213998
Mmmmmmnnn 9/10
>>692214165
7/10
>>692214445
Would fuck! 10
How about me
>>692215161
Holy fuck! Would fuck 20
send your pics to my snap oreyn1010
>>692235953
9/10 would suck
>>692235953
prove it, where's your length measurement? don't forget timestamp so we know it's not some other dick you found.
>>692216762
top kek
>>692236497
It's mine as you can see by the room. I'm not going to measure it because that's how these threads get derailed in the first place, suffice to say that I'm very happy with it.
>>692237286
mental illness/100
>>692237350
Would let my girlfriend blow you/10
>>692237204
It's really not much of a stretch to go from this >>692235953 to measuring your length, anon. Especially considering it's the one thing I've been asking for this whole time.
I hear it only takes 15 seconds.
>>692235953
Gorgeous cock.
Snap them to me @ dk8732 if you want a more personalized rating :)
rate the dick, not the mouth
>>692237563
Except that I didn't take that photo just now, nor have I made any claim about my size, just that I'm happy with it.
The key difference is that that he made a claim, and has failed to back it up multiple times.
Is there a proper way to measure? Because measuring gives 7 inches, but I'm pretty sure I'm not
>>692237896
... because it is impossible to "back it up." You'll always have another excuse. He'll send you 25 photos in different rooms and then you'll say "he didn't back it up with the 26th photo."
Because you are elliot rodger and your cock is magnificent.
Any guys that want their cock rated snapchat me
Rate?
kik is amlr88
>>692238794
nice lint roller.
>>692215161
I want to suck and lick this/10 hubba hubba
>>692238354
You have to understand that 8.4" is an absurdly large cock statistically speaking, rarer than 1 in 10,000. Yet you always have people coming in proclaiming to be 8x6 or some nonsense in these threads despite a mere 100 replies. It's just too unlikely.
Also I feel like there is a difference between making an excuse to justify not believing someone and a complete absence of proof entirely.
Anyhow, thanks for the compliment.
>>692239202
The chart that some other statistician genius like yourself posted in this same thread has 8.5" as 98.72 percentile. That's 1/100, not 1/10000.
Lots of people are reading these threads and not replying. All the dudes with huge cocks reply.
Science.
Send them to my snap for rates. Plus for face aswell. Snapchat: jakecaillou
>>692210468
>dick rate thread
FUCK OFF AND DIE, FAGGOT
MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT
END THIS CONTAMINATION
NO MORE FAGGOT THREADS
>>692238354
That's the most favourable study of the three, also a 98.72 is not 1/100 its actually exactly 1/9872, you need to check your maths.
re: replies, that anon had plenty of opportunity to post what people were asking for (even taking time to post things like TP rolls and girth) but couldn't go the extra mile. Seems like a cop-out to me.
>>692241477
Thanks for the bump!
>>692241477
If you don't like whats posted on /b/ you go away.
Or just use a filter.
>>692238354
>impossible to "back it up.
That's what small dick guys say. I know he's lying because my dick is longer than his yet somehow it's 8.6 inches.
>>692241659
Woops, I meant to say 128/10,000 - which is 1.28/1000 still very rare and unlikely to come across in these threads.
>>692241659
I am literally arguing with a retard. Did you vote brexit? Is that where you learned your maths?
98.72 percentile is between 98th percentile (2/100) and 99th percentile (1/100). Do you also think the 50th percentile 6" cock is 1/5000?
>>692217946
youre adorable 9/10 would fuck
is there anymore??
>>692242578
keep workin' on it poindexter, you'll get there.
hint: 128/10,000 = 12.8/1000 = 1.28/100.
rate
>>692242580
Yes that was incorrect, I'm hungover and not exactly thinking straight.
98.72% as a percentile means 128/10,000 which is about 1/1000. If you take the average from the study, which should better represent the population you would get 99.96% which is literally 4 in 10,00 or 1 in 2500.
Still quite a long way off 1/00.
>>692243397
Has your PPP caused you any problems sex-wise? Also 8/10.
>>692232529
10/10 Mmm need to see more especially of that body
>>692243473
Does being hung over make you dumb as shit? Cause i'm definitely not buying any insurance from you.
(It's 1.28/100. Try a calculator)
>>692243706
people irl dont usually care about stuff like that, so no
>>692243706
What's ppp?
>>692243949
Oh okay, I have it too and i'm a virgin so i was just wondering. lol.
>>692244072
Pearly Penile Papules. Little bumps that form around the head of your dick that look kinda like an STD. completely harmless though. Just a cosmetic thing.
>>692244079
No one will ever love you and you'll die friendless, kissless and alone.
>>692244216
I mean the bottom of the head of your dick.
>>692244289
I love you though so it's okay.
>>692244410
You just love my doggy style and my 8.4" cock.
>>692244216
I clipped mines off with sterile nail calipers...
>>692244542
which pic is yours
>>692244542
pics or lies.
>>692213046
"Flaccid" even though you can see a vein pumping blood into his cock
>>692244675
none of them, i'm pretending to be this guy:
>>692215161
>>692240072
Wrong.
>>692241659
Wrong.
>>692242578
Wrong.
>>692242580
Wrong.
>>692243080
Wrong.
>>692243473
...Right.
>>692243833
And we're back to being wrong again.
Lets take the average, a length of 8.5" and 10,000 people:
(0.9998)*10000 = 9,998 people below this length.
(1-0.9998)*10000 = 4 people above this length.
Such that 4 in 10000 (or 1 in 2500) are bigger than 8.5.
I study econometric and statistics is basically all I do all day.
>>692244928
why pretend, just be happy with what you got
