>>692210253
My tight little ass

>>692210590
>/thread

>>692210253
bump

>>692210843
bump

>>692210253
told me that I needed to go to university to get a good job

now I'm in debt and masturbating to trap pronz

Giving birth to me

Constantly fought, language barrier kept me from having friends, eventually made friends, lost them to distance, now I'm fucked in desperate need for human companionship and socially inept.

Smoked heavily, including at the breakfast table which might've stunted my growth.

Sex was kinda taboo/shameful so I turned into a huge perv.

More coming.

I had a black friend that I brought home after school. My dad freaked out and said I can't be friends with him. I've never had another black friend.

>>692211947
Replying to my own post.

Dad mostly absent during my teen years. Mom had to show me how to shave.

Parents never had "the booze talk" with me so I ended up being kind of a drunk for a while. Still kinda am.

Feeding me

>>692210253
Letting my 19 year old cousin molest me from when I was 6 till 9.

>>692211199
Same

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My father left before I was even born and my mother blamed it all on me. Now I suffer from constant anxiety and depersonalization. Also I'm a highschool dropout and have no future.

>>692212107
What is the booze talk?

Never approving of me beating up the other kids in primary school, even though they swung first, so now I have a lot of pent-up aggression

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They made me black

>>692210253
Having unprotected sex.

>>692210253
An alcoholic father who cheated on my mother many times.
My mother knew, she was present when it hit me, me, his only daughter.
She told me it was my fault.
She lives in denie and forces me to live with him as he makes us suffer bullying every day. Sometimes it is not even drunk, it's even worse.
I'm 18, I'm leaving soon

Let me eat whatever I wanted as a kid. Was fat until late middle school

Als sheltered me too much and I was a massive beta cuck until like 4 years ago (i'm 21)

Told me that they were offering house with open arms after failed attempt of starting my life in a state 1,000 miles away

2 days later get kicked out

Dad embezzled. Lost everything. We were dirt poor. Phone disconnected from not paying the bill. Gas (house heat!) turned off, didn't pay bill. And on and on.

Sucked.

>>692212496
Well, sort of like sex which was taboo, underage or barely legal drinking was seen as something "bad". And like all things "bad", you get curious about it and you overdo it.

So when I started drinking at 16 behind my parents' back, I used to get way drunk way often.

While my friends whose parents knew they drinking, or even drank with their kids in moderation, didn't end up having an alcohol problem.

It's like making something forbidden gives that thing its power.

Am I making sense?

>>692212107
didn't have the booze talk? shit i didn't even have the sex talk

I'm drunk now and my day drinks and drives every day

>>692210253
Dad taught me to be an alcoholic. I got over that, though. Mom was always weird and taboo about anything related to sex. She didn't mean to, but she gave me the impression it was dirty and embarrassing. Also kept me in diapers at night for bed wetting until I was about 7 and had my babysitters put them on me. Now I'm a gayfag with a diaper fetish. Her fault.

when my mom wasnt around my dad used to make me pose naked infront of a camrea. this happend until I was 12. female if that matters.

>>692212107
Holy shit my parents made me a pervy alcoholic for the same reasons. Right on.

>>692213525
Well I never had a proper sex talk either. I was shamed when they found porn on the computer, which only made me want to get more.

>my day
Do you mean "my dad"?

>on and off periods of constant fighting that would occasionally get very physical between each other like slapping, handling, throwing shit through windows, ect ect
>enabled my smoking habits which may have stunted my growth
>spurts of physical abuse by both here and there
>didn't instill strong moral values or masculine behavior but did instill good work ethic and a few other things
>mom lied through her teeth to the point I was forcefully put in a position to take sides in arguments, I was used as an emotional pawn in their games
>prescriptions errywhere

For what they put each other through and dealt with, I still have lots of great memories and came out alright.

>>692213628
i feel sorry for you. and i feel even more sorry for looking at "met-art" russian porn -- or whatever it's called -- in the late 90s.

When i was 8, my father died in an accident, i never exactly knew what. Then my mother threw me on the street when i was 11 because i was in the way for her next boyfriend. Was homeless for two months. Luckily grandma found me with the help of whatever passes for police.
Then mother regularly visited me, shouting that i am her property, and i owe my life to her, so i have to move back, because since i left nobody keeps the house clean.

>>692214159
i am sending you a virtual hug.

>inb4 fag

>>692214159

fuck that bitch. fuck her right in the ass.

>>692210253
Circumcision :(

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Dad cheated. They divorced. They treated me as a pawn in their fucked up ways of getting back at each other as a child.

Later, mom went a bit more nuts than usual and treated me as a human punching bag until I moved out at 18.

Oh, also I'm a trap.

my dad shot himself

>>692212878
Tits or gtfo

Never getting me ready for the real world. They never once thought about me going to college. I never even took my SAT's because that Saturday my father was drunk by 10 am and my mother, no shit, "had" to go to a sidewalk sale at JC Penny.

>>692210253
I grew up on a farm in Poland that didn't have running water or electricity. My grandfather was in the Polish resistance during ww2; apparently hung out in the woods with a captured MG and spent all day mowing down German patrols that happened to walk his way. He had a pretty brutal life and didn't really care for kids complaining about shit.

He taught me how to smoke, so from ages 7 to ~12, we'd be smoking all day long as we worked. My job was to take care of some of the smaller animals - ducks, geese, chickens, rabbits. That job also included killing them when it was time to eat some of them. I was also put to work in the wheat fields, shoveling manure off the back of a horse drawn cart, and occasionally taken hunting in the nearby woods.

I live in California now, but have a hard time fitting in. I can't really relate to people here. Everyone gets emotional and complains about trivial things. Everyone is lazy. I feel like the product of a bygone era.

Mom made other brother fuck me when we were little, called it Bonding Time. Also was a drug addict. Now im 19 and gay with a sick incest fetish and a destroyed family

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>>692215004
write a diary-style book. sounds cool

>>692214327
>>692214495

Thank you, kind anons. My life is allright now! And it was a very valuable experience.

>>692215004
This

This is a real man.

>>692215131
Are you cute? I'll pretend to be your big bro ;)

>>692215270
People would probably just call it racist or something these days.

>>692214745
I kinda wanna see what you look like.

>>692213941
yeah are you fucking retarted or something? i'm drunk and you're correcting me on proper grammar

>>692215365
Want a pic?

not kicking me out after i dropped out of as a senior

>>692215480
Why not.

>>692210253
Being poor. Smoking around us kids. Mom stealing $ I was saving to move out.

>>692215476
Well fuck me for trying to understand what you're saying.

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>>692215624
Damn im egotistical

>>692212107
Couldn't figure out how to shave yourself? Fucking loser.

Dad had explosive anger and one time my mom found his weed and he had her convinced it was mine. (I was 14 and didn't smoke yet) I got sent to military school.

>>692215846
Pretty cute - digging the boyish, puppy dog look.

>>692215004
Why did you move to that part of the usa come to pa youll fit in

>>692214159
You should have moved back in and knocked her out.

Tie her up and keep your mom as your sex slave.

Train her for the next year or so with severe pain,punishment,pleasure,reward.

Brainwash her to be completely obedient.

Pimp her out to make money. Make her do some real nasty fetish shit to cater to obscure kinks. People pay a lot of money to have her eat their shit, for example.

Make sure to knock her up first so no one else does that way you can make your own brothers and sisters.

Once her pregnant belly is there are people to pay big money fucking a pregnant woman too for that fetish.

>>692215846
>box fan

>>692212107
You had to have someone teach you how to shave? Its a razor, what the fuck is so complicated about it?

>>692215004
winner

>>692212107
>>692215476

also I taught myself how to shave because my dad couldn't bother to be a real father

He's less degenerate than you're probably thinking, but descendants of Irish immigrants haven't come very far

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>>692210253
>beatings as punishments (they just went a bit overboard a couple times)
>dad has been working out of town for most of my life so I seen him about half of the time
>mom had mental issues that she never had properly fixed for quite sometime
>I wish they pushed me more into sports but money was tight growing up and my parents got lazy a little bit in raising me
>they used to fight a lot growing up
>mom told me how she was almost raped when I was 8
>she would blame my dad for fucking up her career (she moved from one city to be with my dad) it always felt like she was blaming my brother and I
I know they tried tried but life is strange and shit happens

>>692211742
Would cuddle with/10

>>692215889
What's the matter? Never had anyone show you how to shave?

I wonder who the fucking loser is.

>>692216036
>come to pa
Texas would be better

>>692216034
Traps are the worst thing to plague 4chan

>>692216072
Boxes are so sexy... so cardboard....
>>692216034
Thanks :)

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>>692211199
Dubs, trips, dubs.
And I'm just like you now...

>>692216284
What, you think he's a trap?

>>692216232
Yea proubly lol alot of poles in philly though

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>>692216206
>>mom told me how she was almost raped when I was 8

>>692210253
My dad was a drunk, smoker and liked popping pills so he would either be really nice or an angry disgusting drunk, mom was always hard on me, told me called me a disappointment all the time, I'd end up like my father.
I now have a strong disliking to drugs, alcohol and smoking of any kind, trust issues, social anxiety and depression.

>>692216284
How is trap?

>>692216110
Like you already knew all the details. Like how it's easier and less itchy afterwards if you put a hot washcloth on your face first?

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>>692211467

My mother was an alcoholic and my father was a cheater... Make the rest of the story faggot.

>>692210253
made me shit out of a window instead of using a toilet. They used to make me wait till the pakistani family were leaving our hirise block and then made me see if I could shit on them from 5 floors up

>>692216218
Explain why you would ever need help figuring it out, besides being a fucking idiot.

>>692216312
>Boxes are so sexy... so cardboard....

I'm talking about your Ventilador de Caja

>>692216541
Probably the part at the end of his post that said "I'm a trap"

Parents had magic mushrooms out the backyard until i ate like 6 of them at the age off 3.. Parents said i triped for over 7 days

>>692216437

There used to be a lot in Michigan back in the day. Probably not anymore.

>>692216555
I shave in the shower with no mirror or cream. And no that faggy shit

>>692216465
Well she was stronger than you then anon, don't feel bad

>>692216625
Did you ever hit them?

>>692216622
OK. You mom shit all over your bed while blackout drunk, then your dad fucked the hot neighbor on your shit-covered bed. End of story.

>>692216625

r u british?

>>692216635
see >>692216555

>>692210253
actually nothing

>>692216723
So you think gay... is a trap?

>>692212280
>>692212425
>>692213628
Worst childhoods here

>>692215519
PSA for all the /b/ros out there

>>692216767
I've got a thick beard. I bet you could shave by rubbing a Kleenex across your face, faggot.

>>692214745
baby, post your beautifull self here, you are amongst trap lovers

>>692216959
Like i mean a gay guy, who doesnt dress like a woman.

>>692216847
Worse, I've seen my mother naked with my sisters boyfriend while I came back from vacation with may fathers girlfriend.

>>692210253
Being to naive, not teaching me that 90% of humanity is worthless garbage that should be shot at sight.

Apart from that, they are good parents.

>>692217113
What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you know what trap means?

>>692213329
Ah I gotcha. Yeah, teaching responsibility and moderation / regulating substance is much better than creating forbidden fruit imo.

If it isn't allowed, people tend to have no control with it. ("it" being anything that can be abused)

>>692216723
>Probably the part at the end of his post that said "I'm a trap"

I never said anything like that.

>>692217208
but 90% of humanity is worthless garbage
98 actualy

>>692217084
My beard is thick too, but I've never had to do that gay antique technique

>>692216747
Still alot of there food around porogies,kabasi,cabage noodles klumpkies not shure if i spelled any of that correctly

>>692216036
Software engineering job

>>692217287
A guy that dresses like a girl but that guy clearly doesnt. Hes just a gay guy

Not pushing me farther. my dad always wanted me to do more stuff like sports and clubs and stuff in elementary school while my mom basically said do whatever you want and as a kid that's usually run around and play tag or watch tv

>>692210253
When I struggled in school, half my teachers said i was mentally handicapped and the other half said I was einstein level genius.

Instead of working with me and trying to find a way to get me more consistent in school, they just kept telling me i was super intelligent and i can succeed and sent me off thinking that would fix my behaviour.

Took me to a psychologist at 13. Psychologist said I was really intelligent(not einstein level. Sarry guys.) They ignored all other advice and programs and just kept reminding me i was smart so everything would just work out.

Took until i was in my early to mid 20s to stop expecting shit to just go right for no reason because they and half my teachers said it would... Still have a bit of a superiority complex I'm working on.


They were amazing parents in every respect except they knew nothing of guidance and training. Just talk.

>>692217161
Kinda hot tbh.

>>692216371
i am the worthless god of moral plague we all deserve

>>692217652
No m8

>>692217540
Oh shit not to mich of that here lol

>>692217412
That's what I just wrote, more or less syntactically correct.

>>692217448
My mom thought that shaving while in the shower was a huge waste of water. And rightfully so.

THASS RIGHT. ITS AN ENVIRONMENTAL THREAD NAO.

>>692217599
Never mind - it started off with you quoting the wrong post anyway >>692216541


Go home. You're drunk.

>>692217854
Thats gross, you fucking hippy.
"They wanna save the world, but all they do is sit around and smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman

>>692213628
Got any pics?

>>692217827
Oh sorry, I read it wrong

>>692217879
.... so did I win? Did i whiteknight a gay guy?

>>692218038
Agree to disagree.

*The only thing we can both agree on is that you're a giant faggot.

>>692210253
Mother couldn't have kids something wrong with her reproduction shit. Be born mother is very protective to protective. Being 5 she was a raging alcoholic screamed everything night threatens to do things to my dad she punched him alot I was terrified of her but she was my greatest friend and mother. After bullying in school and on night she got drunk I left with my dad to my grandma's. Got a phone call saying anon I Ned you to know your the most perfect son in the world no matter what mommy does she will always love you baby okay. I knew something was wrong dad starts up car in run upstairs open the door to my mom's wrist completely gashed open. I said why? She replied I'm not worthy of such a perfect son. She stopped drinking she's the greatest person I have in my life

>>692210253
They were really overprotective. I wasn't allowed to go out much so I essentially became NEET and lost most of my social skills. Then I left for the military and after that collage where I can't make friends because I don't know how to properly deal with people.

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>>692218254

Mother had (has) an explosive temper, always screaming, hurling verbal abuse, throwing things without much notice, made you feel like complete shit, but she could be nice at times, which caused me to doubt myself. Made me terrified of her as a kid. The smallest thing would set her off, regardless of how careful you were with her she'd still find something to get angry out of proportion at.

She most recently called me an embarrassment, which is a fair assessment. I live with her and my dad, but we aren't very close. She now wonders when she's in one of her "good" moods why I don't open up to her about things. Could be worse, I guess. They were never big alcoholics, didn't beat me. Regardless, pretty much emotionally detached from them both as a result.

>>692218204
Yes. You won. Good boy.

My father was in the Navy for 20 years and when he was away my mother would cheat on him. She would even ask me to lie to cover for her when I was about 10 years old. It destroyed my trust in women and has caused me to have difficulties in my own relationships. No matter how irrational it is I have a deep distrust of 99% of women.

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>>692218274
Jesus anon

>>692218190
no problem anon, my english is crippled lately

>>692215411
fuck that, i wanna read it. everyone has one book in them. This is yours.

Father left when I was 4 and had 11 kids since, each with a different woman
Mother was too passive to provide any sort of guidance
I've been smoking and drinking heavily since I was 7
Fought a lot till 18, had problems with police
Had lots of unprotected sex with females my age (started at 11 y/o)
Somehow managed not to catch any STDs
Mother lost her work when I was 14
Am working to provide for us both
Despite fucking a lot of drunk sluts, never got a real girlfriend because I kept trying that white knight bullshit

My eating habits.

They would force feed me food I didn't like because "that's what was for dinner". If I didn't eat the food on the plate which happened pretty much every dinner, I had to sit in the chair until my plate was clean. Sometimes I could wait it out until they get tired of watching me sitting in a chair staring at food on a plate for a couple hours. Other times they would threaten me if I didn't eat it. Eventually when I turned ~10 they gave up on the force feeding and thankfully I was allowed to just not eat if I didn't like something.

Almost 23 now, am psychologically damaged by this still. I have huge trust issues with people now and have problems with opening up to them. I won't try any new foods and literally eat like a 5 year old would. Every time I try to eat a new food, I literally have a mental breakdown and start crying before I can put the food in my mouth.

>>692220467
>triggered

>>692211742
You want my kik so we can talk?

>>692220467

Because you're a weak faggot?

>>692218592
>matter how irrational it is I have a deep distrust of 99% of women.
Sounds reasonable to me, Anon.

>>692221307
My mom never cheated on my dad but she lied a lot and would break her promises often. I just have a general distrust of people now.

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ITT:

>We blame our parents for our shortcomings.

Bitches.

Bump i really like this thread

>>692210253
alcoholic parents

Anyone have pillpopper parents? My mom had worm craziness and would crawl around the house imprisoning poor pieces of lint she called "worms" in pill bottles. Later moved on to meth and turned my room into the lab. Had to sleep on the couch, and none of the neighbors would help me or feed me. Dark days

>>692219902
>Mother was too passive to provide any sort of guidance

What's with all you faggots getting into drugs because your parents didn't tell you not to?

Like holy shit guys. That's all on fucking you.

Props for the pussy though.

>>692223965
drugs for escape and general experimentation
My parents warned me about them but did some but I have grown up and seen what it truly for.
Burned out losers

Op: I'm 15 Get Baited

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>>692210253

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>>692225635

My parents were always very strict, especially to me because of reasons.
I, as the middle child, had always had to take care of my older and younger brother.
When they fucked things up, they got beaten up, and me, for failing my job, got beatings as well.
mother always used the belt, father a stick.

Also, they used other methods to punish us. We always had to be in bed at 9 pm. They were reeeeally strickt about it. for every minute we were too late, my older brother had to do 50 pushups, and i had to do 100 deep knee bends.
I once was 12 minutes late. Guess who had to do 1200 knee bends that night?

They did so many things to us, fucked up things. I'm glad, it's over.

>>692220467
So it's their fault that you won't try anything new cause they tried to make you try new things.

There's literally no winning with you faggot

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My parents never taught shit like
How to
>fix common shit when it comes to a car
>How to tools
>weren't involved in my education
>I fought for everything I had and have
My dad was abusive one time when I was in the 2nd grade I was trying to count past a hundred I didn't know what came after a 100 he got mad and slammed my head on the coffee table hard. One time I was in my room playing Halo CE on the Xbox he bursts in and accused me of fucking with his clock and chocked me and picked me up with one hand on my throat. He hit my mom. Also middle child which should explain a lot

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They trusted me WAY too much, everything I did wrong was mostly blamed on my sister because she was the 'bad' influence on my life, when in actuality she showed me that partying is the ultimate bonding experience. In my parents eyes I was the little nerd that wanted to stay inside and play video games all the time, and for the beginning it was true, but it wasn't until my girlfriend in middle school decided to break up with me and that day my sister went outside to smoke some weed, she offered me some and after all these times of saying 'n-no! I don't do drugs!' I finally said fuck it, and then my world opened anew. After that my life became about trying new things, what's that? cigarettes? sure I'll try it! What's that? beer? Sure I'll try that! What's that? Coke? Sure I'll try that! And that's just talking drugs, even my taste in music and food and all kinds of other things changed, back then if it wasn't plain then I didn't like it, was for the worse? For the better? I don't know, but I don't regret anything. Of course they still don't know I did all that as a kid, even as a kid it was so easy to get away with all the shit that I did, if they found some weed in my room I could easily say that I had no idea what that even was, and my parents would immediately go to my sister and tell her to stop stashing drugs in my room. I know it was pretty shitty to let her take all the blame but we're cool now, and it's not MY fault she was always in trouble with that kind of stuff, maybe she shouldn't leave her pipes on the windowsill like a fuckin idiot.

Oh and they pretty much ditched me with my grandparents when I turned... 13 I think? After that I had my own computer to use and a house with only two old people so I was pretty much in the clear to do whatever the fuck I wanted, a 13 year old doesn't deserve that much power, but I wouldn't be the antisocial perverted freak I am today if it wasn't for that so I can't be mad. Fuck my stepdad though, he was a prick