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I'm just lie you bro, no gf since 2014. No female friends. No sex beside middle class prostitutes but not often.

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>>692196111

like you, not lie you sorry my eng sucks anyway

>>692196111
nothing beats fucking a woman you're actually attracted to. like real physical, chemical attraction. fucking amazing

sorry you'll never get to experience it but it's probably for the best. you shouldn't accidentally procreate.

>>692196111
>Anons who actually got to have enjoyable sex in their lives...
>
>What's it like?

Nice trips, /b/rah. Sex with hotties is fun and all but I think its importance gets exaggerated a lot. For the last 2-3 months of last year I was banging this asian hottie on the daily and after a while, you just become numb to it. It's no longer anything special. I actually got tired of the sound of her voice and called off the arrangement. All I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't get worked up about this kind of shit.

>>692196111
I have found at least three women my age with very tight pussies. Feels good man.

implying I couldn't rape a hot teen.

>>692197727
That's easy for you to say when you're drowning in sex. To people who are sexless, they don't know what it's like so they pine for what they're missing. You know the old saying: grass is greener on the other side.

>>692197733
>with very tight pussies

virgin confirmed

>>692197727
you need to figure out when you're actually attracted to a woman and only go after those. it sounds like you have no idea and it's sad to go through life like that.

>>692198093

Lulwut?

Trust me, after you have been fucking them a while, you can tell the difference between a girl that does kegals and one that does not.

I've dated two lovely ladies, one with a perfect ass and the other with perfect tits, and i gotta say that its disappointing because now my expectations are so high and I'm in fuckin college. how am i supposed to bang 6 or 7 out of 10 skanks with a past like that? stick to lower quality women and you will live happily

>>692198066
this

when you're a life-long major depressive with the social skills of an autist, you can't help but pine for the joys had by luckier men

>>692198619
oh fuck just stop you fucking virgin.

>>692196111
ya i loved thinking those girls liked me when they were just using me for sex and to cheat on their bf.

>>692198660
>>692198619
>>692197979
>>692197733
>>692197727

ITT virgins pretending they had sex.


kudos to the others being upfront about their virginity.

>>692196111
I've been banging the same chick for 7 months now. Best sex and I'm in love. Still 2-4 times a day. I keep waiting to not want to fuck her all the time, but it hadn't happened yet.

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>>692198093
Tight I say very tight.

>>692198619
My /b/rutha

>>692199015
if you're going to assume everyone is a virgin no matter what then why even post in this thread? i don't give a fuck whether you think ima virgin or not you dickless faggot but don't ruin the thread for everyone else

>>692196111

as with everything that you've wanted once you get it: not as good as you thought it would be. I guess it's what keeps us going forward and wanting more shit.

High expectations ruin everything. Don't expect too much out of life and you might actually realise it's quite enjoyable.

Only thing i can think of that maybe isn't a partial disappointment is getting kids. Haven't been there yet though so, who knows?

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>>692196111
I mean where do you actually find these attractive chicks that are single enough to want to fuck you?

I've had sex with one chick (multiple times) who is slightly overweight. we broke up and the chick of my dreams has a bf so where the fuck are these women you talk about?

I'd absolutely attempt to hit on them. I've gotten multiple chicks numbers before, just never got all the way through because

>learning how to hit on chicks and failing
>situations that made them have second thoughts
>almost got two chicks to cheat but they decided not to

I'm not THAT much of a beta I will at least try every attempt I can

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>>692197727

This guy knows what's up.
>Last summer. Be me, 34 and recently divorced.
>Niece is having a 17th birthday party. Had nothing else to do and at the very least could have a beer with my bro.
>Niece has a friend that's going on 19 and home from college. Slim and small tits.
>ExWifeGained40LbsDuringMarriage.pdf
>Out of the blue the next day, get a call from niece's friend.
>Niece told her that I was an accountant because friend is thinking of going into accounting and I could probably give her advice.
>MFW I'm not an accountant, I'm actually a carpenter. (mental note: buy niece a really nice 18th birthday gift this year.)
>Play along and niece's friend asks to meet for coffee.
>Meet for coffee and tell her the truth. (Because I'm feeling a little creepy.) She knew the whole time.

Spent about two months fucking her. The sex was great, but man, the age difference in everything else just made it too much to bear. At least after fucking my ex-wife, we could watch the same TV show or talk about the same things.

>>692198811
>>692199015

Kek. I sometimes wish this was true.
Divorce and child support sucks ass.

>>692200077

is there a word four dubstripsdubs?

Not really
Looks are nice and all, but they're not all that important once you find a girl you really are head over heels for

>>692200463

Yeah, dubs

>>692200077
lucky cunt. stop bitching about not being able to bullshit about GoT with her and appreciate that you got to fuck a hot teenage girl, and at 34 no fucking less

>>692200788

Oh, that was was great, don't get me wrong.
But you will get to a point where personality outweighs hotness.

>>692201434
>But you will get to a point where personality outweighs hotness.

Not that anon but you get to that point with anyone. It doesn't do you much good if you're talking to and/or fucking someone and they're just bland.

Only option you have with the younger girls when you're an older guy is fucking them. There's nothing to be found beyond that. And if you get to talking to them a lot, or understand why they're into older guys, you'll find they're actually fucked in the head

>>692196111

I miss young broads... now I only get with women and they just don't do it for me. Even if they're clean/hygienic/pretty, etc., you just know they have been taking dick like the sluts they are for like 20 years. I feel better about it if they're married or if I humiliate them in some way, but if they like being humiliated, then it just sucks even more. Women are straight up whores, if you haven't realized it yet.

>>692201646
>understand why they're into older guys, you'll find they're actually fucked in the head

This. The daddy issues are so obvious that I was surprised I missed it at first.

>>692202112
If I'm into pretending to be a girl's dad and fucking a girl with a daddy complex, how would I go about achieving that?

>>692202265
I would imagine you would start small. Shit like spanking, talking dirty, etc. After awhile you just bring in the humiliation factor and just start getting into more dominant positions and your mannerism towards her/calling her a good girl kind of shit.

I wouldn't hit her all at once with "call me dad" because it could bother her/be a turn off unless she's really into it. Once you're far enough along and if she's playing into the humiliation then you just gotta drop it when you're fucking her.

At least this is how I would approach it.

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>>692200077
Fucking CHECKED!

>>692196111

I'm nearly 30, and I've had only a couple women in my life. A few were cute. Most were plain. But then, so am I; honestly, feeling resentful of not having bedded beautiful women is kind of...well, petty. Of course people want beautiful partners. Of course people want what they've never had. But really, pining for possibilities lost is about the worst thing you can do. It makes you increasingly resentful of your present, and distracts you from what you might be doing to make yourself happy.

At the worst, even looking at a really beautiful woman made me a bit angry: "Oh, look. Another knockout I have no shot with." This is a rather cheap way to look at people though, isn't it? The reality is that if I only care about somebody inasmuch as they do, or don't, do something for me, then I don't really care at all.

I'm acutely aware of how alone I am, mainly because of responsibilities that eat up all my time (and money, goddamn). I've watched people around me have so many adventures, go do things I envy them for. And then there's me, sitting in the same place, financing everyone else, because eventually they fuck up and have nobody else to turn to. I hate it.

At least I have alcohol.

>>692196111
checked and it was good, just not worth wasting your time over. It's mainly about the lifestyle you live and not your looks.

Eh. Literally 95% of my tinder matches are fat girls but that doesn't mean they can't be good fucks. I've had amazing sex and depressing sex with fat girls. They're no different from any other body type in that respect I think.

>>692196111
36 year old here. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19. So I was a late bloomer. Didn't really get remotely competent with women until my mid-20s. But since then, have had lots of fun, with women of all shapes and sizes and ages.

I wouldn't get too hung up on the hot young girls thing. Best sex I've had have been with women on the curvier end of the spectrum. I think women also get smarter about their choices from their mid-20s. They get bored of the flashy jackasses. And they're often more relaxed and adventurous in bed.

Having great sex with my current gf, but not as often as before, as we've been together 5 years. And that's just the way things tend to go! But we absolutely love each other. And we're a good team.

So yeah, tl;dr, don't stress. Concentrate on being the best you can be. The funtimes will come.

I'm this nig>>692202998

>>692200050
does tinder actually get you sex or is it a sham?

I'm not desperate for sex but it would be cool to live a little before I entered my mid 20's

>>692202998
uh other way around

I'm >>692200050

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>mfw I've been docking a fat girl out of desperation
>mow after years of explosively blow jobs, I get desperate and horny enough to try fucking her
>mfw I can never stay up with her, and she says it's probably because I've watched too much porn or masturbated too much as a teenager

>>692203482
exclusively*

>>692196111
yeah im totally fucking really mad cause of that, i have a ugly gf since 6 years ago that i have to fuck but i go bitches sometimes, but im fucking mad i cant fuck the girls i can see damm sry english

>>692203482

>explosively

this what happens when u fuck girls who work with taliban and isis motherfucker

IT IS EASY MY FRIENDS

BECOME CHAD,

BECOME THE CHAD

so you think now that you have become

>fit
>attractive
>6'4
>social skills, extraverted as fuck

so now you think ay lmao this nigga might actually drown in pussy

>guess what
>I did

but sure, its fucking awesome to have so many stories of finding a chick, make her go crazy for you, you catch some slight feels, and just fucking every girl you want to, because you can

>because they want you

and in the end, its fucking worthless m8s. I reached gf status with an average qt3.14, but who's also a lovely person.

>tfw love >>>>>>>>>>> all the sex in the world.

sex means nothing bruhs, former chad tells you his stories. just find a good gf and life = 10x better

if you however still want to slay infinite pussy, recipe is as follows:

>fuck the pick up agent shit, doesnt work
>be confident. doesnt matter how much of a fucking faggot you are, if I talk confidently about fucking anime infront of a grill, she'll still want my big slab of meat inside of her hot insides
>lift; fucking obligatory, and not the fucking /fit/ goal bodies fit, but become just slightly fit. normie grills love that shit
>hygiene + normal fucking clothes. throw away your fucking shirts with metal bands and shit, you wanna stand out. do so with minimal effort. ie. kaki pants + plain blouse / shirt. no /fa/ BS, just regular fucking clothes
>get yourself out there. talk to people. dont be a retard. sure, you'll fuck up due to severe autism, but eventually you'll learn what a group finds socially desireable and then you act like that. look at other chads. by failing, you learn. by learning, you become the pussyslayer 9000

>former marine commando
>over 60 bedding partners, 40 or so were one night stands
>fucking 24 year old

>>692203269
It's very inconsistent from time to time but yes, there are definitely girls that are down to just hook up with no strings attached, regardless of if you're a beautiful alpha male. Basically just don't be obviously disgusting in your pictures and have a somewhat engaging bio and you'll get matches.

Speaking as an extremely self-conscious awkward nu-male looking guy.

In my experience, regardless of how hot the person is, the quality of the sex basically just depends on how experienced you both are and how relaxed you are about the whole thing. Fucking 18/19 year old virgins is so much worse than you think because they have no idea what to do. Of course if someone is totally disgusting that'll put a damper on it.

>>692197612
why not ? what he have to do for success ?

>>692196111

I'm 50/50

all the hot chicks i've been with have been nightmares though. I actually prefer a mellow more plain looking woman, because the hot ones are always bi-poloar/ocd psycho bitch stalkers coming by my house at 4am ringing the bell for 2 hours, threatening to call the cops because i have drugs.

Or getting drunk and running around my apartment naked telling my roommates she wants to fuck them.

or telling everyone that if i dump her she'll say i raped her.

I gave up on hot girls after the third try.

>>692196988
I can smell that through the picture.

>>692203893
might try it one of these days. I just feel like there's more to life than having sex with one person forever

thanks anon

>>692204308
Good luck man. It can be tons of fun but don't get discouraged if it's shitty sex at times or if you go forever without matches. That's just how it works. Also wrap your shit. Herpes is way more common than you think and many people have no idea they've got it. I don't have it myself but I've looked at the stats and that gave me a healthy fear of it.

Just fucked my gf last night, came inside her balls deep, her ass is so nice I got hard again, fucked her in the ass, came in her ass. I said, damn I just came in your pussy and then your ass, she gave me a high five, she yelled out what have YOU done today to the lamp, and we went to bed.
I dunno what I'd do without good sex on at least a semi constant basis.

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I can confirm also that there are major levels of pussy tightness. Loose pussy can't be transformed in to a tight pussy through exercise.

Just buy a fleshlight lol

>>692203807
>become taller
glwt

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>>692196111

I used to envy guys like Justin Bieber, who could get hot pussy at the drop of a hat. Meanwhile being me, had troubles taking women from conversation to the bed.

I'm not a bad looking guy, just a bit of an autist.

Anyway all that changed when I went to the phillipines for a few months. I went there and I lived the Justin bieber dream. Despite my autist ways, women just loved me because of my skin. I had no troubles lining up a different girl each night of the week. To rub salt in the wounds sometimes I'd tell them "you're my Thursday night girl" or whatever, and tell them I can't see them by other nights because I had other girls. And they still go along with it. some of these girls were hot too. Others not so hot, but all decent.

Anyway, sounds like the dream right? Superstar who can bang and fuck whoever he wants? Well something weird happens when suddenly you have all the choice in the world. Suddenly it's not challenge anymore. The thrill of the chase disappears. And when things become that easy, you start to lose interest. And start to look for things beyond a tight body and pretty face. Like a brain that can actually hold a conversation or has something interesting to say. That, anon, is a lot fucking rarer.

Because the reality is, what you want is what you can't have. It's got little to do with the act of sex itself. You want what it's removed from your grasp. It's basic human nature. It's actually the scarcity that makes sex appealing. And as economics dictates, when scarcity disappears, so does value.

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I really hate to reply to bait but sex is pretty weird. I love sex, I think I could be addicted to it.

Sex is weird because there is no perfect sex. 27 years old here, relationship for 8 years, fucked 14 different women, and been pretty intimate with a good amount of others. (Not super good looking guy, but I'm pretty charismatic so it works. Thats why I have also talked lots (probably around 30) girls into nudes on the internet.

There is no perfect sex. Culturally we talk about sex for hours being amazing. Endless orgasms and all that. But if you get to know some girls that are open sexually, like 99% of them say their sex doesn't last more than 10 minutes and they like it. When my girlfriend and I got really into sex it was going for about an hour most days, and that shit was exhausting, to the point where she said she didn't want to fuck that long. On her 22nd bday she had like 15 orgasms in 45 minutes and she still says that was the best sex ever. After all these years though she wants it to be really long sometimes, and other times she wants me to cum in a few minutes because she just happens to be in the mood for that.

Some girls cum once and get too sensitive and want to take a break. Girls like different sized dicks. Girls like different positions. Some girls like skinny pale dudes, some girls like shredded athletes, some girls like big chubby guys.

Seriously as much as sex is glorified in our culture and as much as I honestly love it, it is really hard to just always have amazing sex. Also not every girl I fucked was 10/10 (holy shit some were pretty hot, idk why they fucked me) and lots of those average or below average girls were talented as fuck. Suck a dick like crazy, let you fuck them and their best friends together, let you fuck them in the ass. Plenty of average girls are champions in bed and some hot girls can't suck a dick without biting it.

Pic is ass of married girl I met on League and didn't fuck. (I should have qq)

>>692204668
;_; miss that shit. Hookups are fun but nothing beats consistent sex with someone you really click with. SO GOOD FUCK

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I actually had a bit of an unusual circumstance that I had to grow up quick,I managed to get a lot of girls in my late teens and early 20's but could never get on with them because they all felt immature and materialistic.
some of the best women and best sex i had was older women 40-50 range when I was in my 20's.
now I am in my 30's i'm more socially reclusive and don't meet much people so my sex life (and drive) has dwindled.

I am hoping that I finally find a woman my age who I actually connect with now that I am older.

>>692205878
Wise anon is wise.

Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks.

>>692196111
My wife is a brunette version of the chick in OP's pic

Same body, and close face from what I can tell

I don't need other chicks. My wife is fucking hot

>>692205878
I think everyone fantasizes about the idea of sex, meanwhile the actual act is a very small percentage of anyone's life overall, so I think it's importance is way overblown. at this point in my life I would be much more content with someone I could be close with and spend time with over just having sex

>>692206078
Right? Not trying to give you feels, but to make it even better, she is legitimately one of the funniest down to earth people I've ever met, and she is dtf all the time, but also just likes to chill/smoke/drink whatever. Thankful as fuck that shes also a godamn 10.

>>692205877

The finishing point to this is that men who can get 10/10 hotties, don't actually value it as much as guys who don't have any luck.

It's like being rich. What's great about being rich is that everyone else wants to be rich. There's actually previous little value in being rich itself. but thr knowledge that everyone else wants it makes it good.

It's the same with a never ending supply of hot chicks

>>692203807
This guy is right, I befriended a "Chad" and he taught me the same things.

>>692206518
Man you gotta get out there. My best friend is extremely good looking, in insanely good shape, and one of the smartest people I have ever met. He also is super shy and doesn't have a girlfriend and doesn't think he can get one. I have another friend who isn't super handsome, isn't in amazing shape, but makes 6 figures and goes on all kinds of dates.

You can find someone, it is just scary. Also there is always the possibility you find someone and turn them into the perfect sex partner for yourself. Happened to me lol

>>692206633
Damn. I'm "on a break"(who knows if we'll even consider getting back together) with a girl just like that. So many good memories but hey I have to at least know what it's like to fuck around by myself. We were together for my first 3 years of college.

In the last twelve months I went from a virgin who had never touched a vagina to having sex at least every two weeks. I'm now 19 btw.

There's hope yet /b/ros

The hunt for hot sluts is been fruitful thus far into the season. I actually fucked a chubby chick for a change of pace and to remember why I am the way I am.

>>692205877

Anon brings economics to a sex fight.

Respect

at fitst i envied guys that banged them now i hate the girls themselves

>>692206633

cringe

>>692207013
Well shit man. The whole on a break thing can royally fuck things up. I wish you the best of luck, but also like you said, you gotta do other shit sometimes and unfortunately sometimes a fun legit cool partner isn't enough to stick around. Are you fucking other ppl now?

I got a pharmacist friend who tells me only hot guys and girls come in for VD medication.

Don't worry OP, sometimes you're missing out on the bad things too.

>>692207013
Man it isn't my place to say this but just don't be too needy. Lots of times that sends a subconscious message of weakness. Just take your time with the break, find opportunities to display independence, make her see you how she did when you met, as someone who doesn't need her but wants to benefit from mutual compatibility.

It is a fine line, but you might need to pass on sex one time to display your superiority. I shouldn't say that though, but feel it out. You could show her that you are okay with or without her, or it might make her feel unwanted and that might suck. Good luck though!

>>692207262
don't hate the girls, it's not really their fault. go read "No More Mr Nice Guy" and "The Rational Male" with an open mind, it will change your perspective

>>692207310
It's cringe to have someone you genuinely enjoy being with? Ok. You'll get there soon friend

Even if you find a really hot chick and she let's you fuck her every way imaginable you will get sexually tired of her. Ugly chicks will become attractive solely because it's fresh pussy. It's the male condition.

>>692209050
This.

My chick is good looking, has a fat ass and what not.

But at the end of the day. Somethinf new is always nice.

I do however look back on HS days and girls i didnt get to fuck. Or oppourtunities i missed with chicks
because i was a fuckin moron

I guess you kinda take it for granted.
>protip- it's never really enough

I still date some hot girls, but by girls I mean women. When I was young I had a thing for hot older women.

Now all I want is younger. And I don't think it's possible I'm already mid-forties. Where would I even go? Besides prostitutes..

>>692209431
Never,fuckin,ever

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>>692196111
I'm livid. and checked

>>692209346
Same here mate. I have a gf who's a little chubby but got a great ass, nice face and gives bj's like we're still in the honeymoon phase. But I am going out of my mind for fresh pussy. My point is no matter if you find a hot young girl who fucks, you won't notice it in time.

>>692196111

Err sex with chubby girls (not murrifat maybe) is actually ze best!

The best sex I've had was never with lookers but girls who actually had to make an effort in bed instead of just laying there looking pretty!

>>692209717
Thats where we differ. Mine used to do all that shit. Let me fuck her ass, the eorks.
Noe her sex drive is at absolute 0

Havent fucked in a month

>>692203734
underr8ed fence post

>>692203807
this man has lived and knows the ways

>>692202644
True
>i've done it.

>>692202733
Chin up bud, your time will come. There's nothing wrong with being selfish now and again.

I'm a late bloomer... I was 23 on my first time. Never stop since them however.
I've dated a few girls and some of them quite hot. One of them definitely one of the best asses I've ever seen and tight as hell.
However curvy woman tend to make me happier. My current girlfriend isn't the hottest girl in the but is curvy and blows like a champ.
It's all about what makes you happy and not what society finds "hot".
Find a funny adventurous girl in bed and you're set for life.

>>692209734
The fat chick I've been getting desperate blow jobs from for years is merrica moose knuckle fat. her body is absolutely disgusting. too bad I have no chance with any other woman

>>692211038
Bet she sucks dick like it'll mske her skinny though

>>692211038
don't think I've ever been that desperate to fuck a hambeast. there's plenty of porn out there and jerking off seems to feel a lot better than a blowjob, especially from someone you're not even attracted to

>>692211274
you're god damn right she does

Don't feel bad anon. I've had sex with over 40 women, around 35 or so would be considered 8/10 or above by /b/ standards. Be careful though, like another anon said. I cheated on my 8/10 gf with a legit 9/10 office slut, and came home with herpes. Had no idea like 1 out of 4 women has that shit. Now I have it, and it's FOR LIFE. Happy ending kinda, gf didn't dump me. I'll probably marry her because she's really good looking, and pretty cool. Also, my options are now limited. Secret to fucking girls is to make them laugh, act confident even if you're not, and don't be a complete fucking autist. Happy banging, anon. It'll happen.

>>692196111
Nope.

I am 25 and still pick up an 18-20 year old at the clubs/pubs every now and then.

>>692211577
Kek the fatties always do.

I tried dating fat chicks thinking they would be nicer than hot chicks = false

FAT CHICKS ARE JUST AS FUCKING EVIL LYING BITCHES AS HOT CHICKS

Stick with decent looking or none at all!!!!

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>>692211443
>jerking off seems to feel a lot better than a blowjob

>>692196111
>Anons who actually got to have enjoyable sex in their lives

like never having to bother with places like this because I'm spending too much time socializing and fucking insanely hot chicks.

>>692211841
>implying it isn't true

Easiest thing in the world: Dress nice, get a nice car and decent job = you will have more pussy than you can shake your dick at

>>692212037
Not if you are an ugly fuck like most of these creatures on /b/

>>692197078
Gotta pass my dna to some lucky souls.
I have meaningless sex all the time.

Travel alot, so ive hooked with plenty of girls and planted my seeds all over the country. Im actually proud of myself

>>692196111
enjoyable/10

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>>692197979
Kek

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>>692196111
>Be me
>Date extremely attractive older women for long periods of time and fuck them until I get bored
>usually blond, slender, short enough to throw the fuck around in bed
>10/10 face is a must and tig ol bitties.
At least that's how it was for a while, broke up with my last girl 3 months ago and only fucked my co worker once which I don't even remember because I was too drunk.

>>692212258
Older being 5+ years, i'm 21.

>>692205877
economics and sex? yeah don't think so, sex is basic biology, people will always need it and want it, there's not this scarcity you speak of.

>>692202733
From another alcoholic, you sound like a bitch

>do lots of drugs
>hang out with people who do lots of drugs
>go to places where people do lots drugs
>meet hot girls who do lots of drugs
>have sex with hot girls while doing lots of drugs
>regretdoinglotsofdrugswhenyourlifeisfucked
>feelsbad

>>692196111
There is a simple answer to your problem. Rape.

I feel nothing I have 15 and a life ahead

>>692211601
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>692196111
im just mad how easy high school sex could have been if i had just got my head out of my ass. Also miss the hot young fat chicks.

Unfortunately my herpes story is 100% true. Trying to keep you brothers from fucking up like I did. I didn't use a condom because she's on birth control and one of the hottest real life women I'd ever seen. Looks like a Playboy centerfold, but apparently about as clean as a Bang Bros girl.

>>692196111
Are you mad about all the hot young boys you never got to and never will fuck? Resigned to a life of sad sex with fat dudes?

I know the feeling.

Anons who actually got to have enjoyable sex in their lives...

What's it like?

>>692198066
>>692198675
not really. i've had sex and i'm the weirdest person alive. mostly don't care, other times i'm glad i'm just jerking. it's awesome.

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why should you not be able to fuck those girls?

it's not only about the looks. there are many other things. im not the best looking guy and still i manage to find enough attractive girls who want to fuck with me.

pic related

>>692214271
then how?

>>692215137
by being funny and being overall attractive other than the looks

>>692214271
>im not the best looking guy

Your right about that, you're like a 5/10, how are you fucking that 8/10?

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>>692215755
as i said, you can be attractive apart from the looks.

>>692198066
>under 18

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>>692215917
it's not that hard, guys. you can even make them love you.

>>692215917
you must drug them, you kinda look like a lowlife junkie

>>692216335
nope, no drugs, no money, just charisma.

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>>692216492
>charisma

>>692196111
this one will blow up like a balloon after having kids. superb bate for the guys who know know female traits

>>692216492
charisma is the biggest factor, and I have none. fucking hopeless

>>692216714
believe it or not. what do you rate yourself? or want to post a pic? as long as your not completely ugly, you can even fuck a 10

I'm engaged to the first girl I started dating nine years ago. Pretty happily too. She's cool and kinky. But she got fat, and I've always been interested in swinger/poly stuff, but I can't get through this wall of anxiety she has and I'm afraid I'll live my life only having sex with one person ever.

Infidelity is not an option, and neither is dumping her. Other than the monogamy, she's kinda my dream woman. I'm just sad.

>>692217055
post pics?

it's actually not worth exploring

Mad about them? I'm furious about them...blech

>>692196111
I'm going to share my story with you, OP.

I work installing networks, last year my boss sent me to a shitty third world country to install a network there, literally 1 month sleeping in a smelly hotel with my coworker, no fap, my cummer was about to explode, my coworker and I went to one of those spas with happy ending, they give you a catalog and you can choose the girl you want, take a shower and get a handjob, after she finished me off she asked me if I wanted to fuck her, she was a fatty girl but not obese and man, I was missing something really good, I'm not saying that you should fuck fats all the time but fat chicks are also great, in fact I can't date thin women anymore, I still haven't fucked a girl with huge tits and ass though.

>>692217202
I wouldn't post sexy pictures of her even if we took those.
What makes you say it's not worth exploring?

>>692203091
>Lost virginity before just before hitting 20
>Late Bloomer

Fuck off normie. If you're not a virgin before you're 20 years old, you have it easy. I'm 23 and not only am I virgin but I've never had a girlfriend. I'm older than Elliot Rodger for God's sake.

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>>692196111
>Are you mad about all the hot young girls you never got to and never will fuck? Resigned to a life of sad sex with fat chicks?
>>692196111

yes it kills me. I stopped being able to score young chicks years ago. Now I'm fat and sad. I go into a bar and I'm "the creeper". Girls used to give me their numbers but I was too beta to do anything about it.

now I just wish I could have the last 10 years back.

>>692217587
i dunno, sex is sex, wether you explore one woman or more than one.

i kinda like the intimacy between 2 people. but i only realized that after having had sex with several women.

if the sex is good, why bother fucking other girls? never change a running system.

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Young girls are by far better than older one's. Even 20s something girls are lacking and are nothing but a strain on you as a male.

>>692203807
I have this friend who is ugly as fuck, but he gets chicks all the time because he is confident

>just be yourself, talk about anything
>>former marine commando

oh go fuck yourself

>>692218123
I reported your post to the mod and hopefully he will trace your IP address, you have been warned, idiot.

Now if you please, I'll go back to gaia to ERP a bit.

>>692196111
I am mad about all the hot bitches I'll never bang I'm not gonna lie. I have however been lucky enough to enjoy one woman... my wife. We've been fucking since I was 22 and age was 23. We were both virgins and both have not ever fucked anyone else. She's 31 now and I still find her attractive but after 2 kids it's not like it was all those years ago. Honestly sex with someone you actually love is great, but I often still find myself angry that I didn't take advantage of my youth and experience sexy tight 18 year old pussy. The older and less attractive my wife gets the more that feeling grows. I doubt I will cheat on her but it's definitely a temptation considering I'm 30 and have a body that could likely still get a 20 year old.

>>692218023
I never had a "fooling around" period. Straight from forever alone to steady/permanent. I've got a burning curiosity about trying different partners, threesomes/fourgies, and homosexuality. I feel like there's something I missed out on and will never get to try.

No sense in replying again, I'm off to bed and will read no more.

>>692218440

Wow I'm so scared. I've been in relationships with multiple girls under 18, have been open about it with everyone, and have never had a problem.

>>692196111
I started on /b/ and some other boards when I was younger and I'm weirded out by this place more and more as I get older though I don't know how much is just not connecting since I lost my virginity.

My older bro lost his virginity at 14 so I thought I was a loser when my 14th, 15th, 16th birthdays came and went and I was still a virgin. I haven't dated in a while and I'm cool with just fucking women I can also just hang out with. Most of the time especially at school I'm not the one paying for food and that's nice.

>>692218813
And SHE was 23 damn phone

>>692196111

tbh, pussy feels like pussy no matter what shape the person is or whether they're a perfect 10 or not.

Though in my experience, fat chicks tended to have a tighter cunt than the skinny hot chicks of the same age.

>>692196111
my gf 120 pounds gave me a bj last night not really sad, but fucked a few fatties befor I met her.

sex with the same chick over and over gets boring tbh. Especially if theirs no real attraction and you know you could have them at the drop of a hat

>>692219225
how the pussy feels is irrelevant. it's how the rest of her body looks and feels that dictates how good the fuck is