‏>>692168774
I wish I could backwards arrow quote people on /b/

shoot arrows that fly at 200mph out of my ass and throat

>>692168774
Control of every element on the periodic table.

>>692169355
Not too powerfull faggot
You could destroy the universe with that

>>692168774
Be able to change size at will, limited to 500 ft max and 1 inch min.

>>692169508
>implying i could control the dark matter in the universe to be able to destroy it

>>692168774
Basically the plot of Death Note. I like where you're going with this.

I'd go with long-term mind control, that can be applied remotely. Could probably make the world a better place like you intended, but without all the killing.

Plus you can get laid by whoever you want, whenever you want, and you don't have to hang out with their raggedy ass afterwards.

The power... to have all the powers. Peter Petrelli style.

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>>692168774
I would choose the superpower to be a normal person with friends.

Shapeshifting, into people or animals

>>692168774
Control over time, stop, reverse it, go to the future.

>>692168774


1. turn niggers into actual feces
2. turn niggers into feces
3.yes

>>692170214
so much this

>>692170285
Also id be a villain
And well, my identity wouldn't matter but id let myself be known to the world

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I would like to make everyone on /b/ agree with me and be able to count to 10 if i wish

>tfw when OP still would be a fag

>>692168987
The fuck..?

The ability to get any item out of a bag
Like, guns, ammo, food without the stuff being in the bag before

‏>>692170696
moot didnt teach you to reverse arrow before he ragequit? are you a summer superstar?

>>692168987
what the fuck

>>692168987
MODS

>>692170214
Peter Petrelli style would be naive, not as much as Hiro Fuckamora. Shit, he should of teleported a bus on top of Sylar, problem solved.

692168987<<
no way

>>692168987
MODS = FAGS

>>692171172
Teach me senpai

Intense persuasion. Everything I say, people do. Just have to make eye contact tho.

>>692168987
‏>>692171704
onii-chan pls

The power to summon a genie's lamp, complete with wish-giving entity, but only once.

My wishes are:
To spawn a set of 7 Dragon Balls
To have the necessary intellect and budget to construct a Dragon Radar and fund any future activites I desire
To be in absolute peak physical condition in every aspect

We /Dragonball/ now. Get my friends, go on a journey gathering the 7 magic balls.

>>692171980
Wat how
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>>692168987
SUPERPOWERS ARE REAL CONFIRMED

>>692168774
Mind control.

Heck, I could be cassualy walking down the street and make every person I found on my way to give me all their money.
And if a person pissed me off, I could make them do something embarrassing, or make them commit some kind of crime, based on how angry they would make me.

So yeah,mind control is fun and affective.

692168987<<

id choose super strength, id be able to run really fast and jump high as fuck, shit would be so cash

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The power to manipulate time and space and to see paths things take thru time

I would use it selfishly for good or evil as i saw fit

I would use my present identity as my secret identity

>>692171428
Or somewhere on the Pacific ocean and let him drown there

The ability to never die UNLESS someone beats me in a Yugioh duel.

‏>>692174705
by that math you should have been dead in the 4th grade when yugioh was a thing that people cared about

692172303<<
?

>>692175030
>Nobody plays Yugioh
>I never die

That's the idea, jerkass.
And if I ever get beaten, at least I get to meme about the shadow realm.

692168987<<
Teach me

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>>692168774
The power to be happy


‏>>692175618

‏>>692175308
MODS

>>692175618
What is going on?

>>692168774
Gravity control. Id get to fly and squash people....decelerate shit falling maybe even fling bullets back at people.

Maybe too powerful.

>>692168774
>I would kill a lot of people mostly corrupt politicians and lobbyists and the guys who secretly run this world

How the fuck would you know who's actually corrupt and running the show?
>inb4 biased media and anonymous
how do you know those faggots don't have their own agendas?
you'd have to spend a ton of time gathering evidence and proof
invisibility would be better for this, can catch them red handed at the same time you'd have to have the brains to come to the conclusion that what they're doing is corrupt

The power to take other hero's powers

>>692176283
basically space-time sums up for the most broken power ever

>stop time
>move forward in time
>move backwards in time
>move in space

>do whatever you want mixing those 4
>have fun

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<<692176887

>>692168987
Show me father

>>692168987
How?

‏>>692177506
‏>>692177020
nyancat

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>>692168774
Invisibility

I'd steal shit and jerk off near hot girls. eavesdrop of people, go to work on a day off and mess with shit. punch assholes in the face.

>>692178017
on*

Too become invisible or Mind Control

>>692178001<<

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Testing

>><<692178372

‏&rlm;
>>692177893
>>692177916
>>692178001

newfags

#692174705<<

>>692178431

>>692168774
>>692170309
>>692176452
I feel like full-on time control might be a bit too OP.

I'd prefer to just have the ability to basically rewind (limited by maybe up to an hour at a time from the present, so once I reach the present I could rewind again and again but not go back further than one hour). I mean, I'd prefer to have full control of time - rewinding as much as I want, stopping it, seeing the future, etc. - but I'll limit it if it means I could have it.

I wouldn't want to be a superhero or supervillain. I'd just live my normal life, using this power to make it way better. I'd help some people along the way but not as a career. And no one would ever know.

It really is one of the most useful powers for augmenting daily life. You can indulge your most depraved impulses and then turn back time to undo it and continue life as normal, make a perfect first impression with everyone you meet, etc.

If it also worked like that chick's power in Life is Strange where she can go back much further in limited capacity (regular time reversal requires you to wait out time until the present, while this comprises a particular moment far in your past and you skip forward when done), that would be cool for decisions that I could make far in my past that would improve my life today. The trade-off is that the results can be rather unpredictable, so I might have to do it multiple times to get it right, or just live with how things turned out. Rather than looking into pictures, I'd just be able to concentrate on my memories to send my consciousness into my younger body.

That's really all I'd want to have. Still kinda cheap, but I feel less OP overall.

>>692178712
I too can open my developer console.

"$rlm;"
>>692178712
lol fagget

‏>>692178712
200+E

>>692178712
nah

>>692178712

I wish I could blankpost

$rlm>>692178901

>>692176283
It wouldn't be that hard to be honest
Sure there are different agendas but I can think for myself
For example I know for sure the bush administration did some shit and are responsible for millions of people killed
I know that nestle wants to own the Fucking water
I know putin ist corrupt ,considering the wars and corruption his administration has done
(Why else would he have billions on his private account)
I know that the nsa is spying on everyone
I know the cia is pulling strings in the major wars around the world

$rlm;>>692179141

>>692168774
I'd have instant teleportation too or maybe flying and would only use it for shits and giggles

>>692168774
If would have the power to manipulate gold.

Like Magneto, but with gold.

Piss me off? The gold in your cell phone just launched through your spine to your brain.

>>692168987
>>692179113
wtf is going on in this hizzy

>>692179426
why don't you just wish to be jewish, since they control the gold

>>692179265

Ability to fastforward and rewind. Maybe pause too in which i'm fully conscious (i mean hey, it's a superpower).

$rlm;
>>692179556

>>692179426
Why not just iron? Would have the same effect and it's almost everywhere in huge amounts?

>>692179550
I don't have the schnozzle for it.

╚>>692178935

fag

noʎ ʞɔnɟ

È>>692178935

>>692179641
People under estimate the amount gold the planet has.

The secondary aspect to it would be that I would be able to become ungodly rich, as long as I didn't crash the market.

&rlm;
>>692178712

>>692178876
Another way I'd like to be able to do is set real-life "save points". If I die, I automatically get sent back to my last save-point (though I can choose to opt out so I don't end up spending an eternity living out a time loop when I die in a way I can't prevent).

I'd be able to set multiple save points at a time and choose between them when I want to go back, but it could be a limited amount, after which I have to rewrite one. Like five, maybe. Or there's a cooldown between when I set a save point and when I can set another one, making them more spread out.

That's basically the power I want above all else.

"&rlm;">>692179628

>>692170041
>>692170285
>>692170942
>>692173389
>>692178017
Only good choices.

Mine would be to be the best athlete / Olympian that has ever existed.
>Breaking those Bolt recorfds.
>Breaking the long jump / 400m records
>4 years later switch to swimming and beating Phelps as the greatest swimmer.
>Another 4 years later, win all cycling races until I'm 40.

Eternal glory.

>>692179689
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>>692179581
Would your pause allow you to move around while everything else is stopped, or be stopped along with everything else but be able to think infinitely faster than anyone else?

\&rlm;>>692180042

I wish I could backwards arrow quote people on /b/

ABSOLUTE control over space/room /whatever it is in english)

do evil (y'know teleport some chicks into come fucking secret room i created, rape and shit, or to fuck around with people, be successful by stealing da monies or creating dem diamonds)

not try to hide it, but not tell everyone i meet

if too powerful
i choose earthbending at all it "subbendings"
>dirt
>sand
>mud
>lava
>metal
>crystals
>glass
>etc...

>be neutral, do as i please

>rather secret, gov might misuse me for war stuffs or other experiments

Being able to shape-shift, voices, looks and all

I'm a mentally ill faggot. My power of choice would be to be able to shape-shift, where the shifting itself takes a while and requires concentration, but once I change I don't have to concentrate to maintain that form (even if I die, that form is physically me now until I consciously change it).

And I'd basically use it to transition so I'm actually a woman that's beautiful and has functioning reproductive organs. Of course I'd also use the power for other advantages as well but that's the main reason.

I would choose the power of having visions of the past and the future. Kind of like Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles.
With this power you could make the perfect choice every single time because since you can access the future you can see a future in which you did something one way and you can see if it worked out. You know everything since you can see into a future in which that information was discovered. You can win any fight since you can see what your opponent will do before they do it. And you can have sex with any girl because you can see into a future where you do and repeat exactly the same steps you did in that future

>>692180140
You're a faggot <

>>692180344
>not saying "Mystique without juggs"

>>692180481
I'd love to be able shape-shift into a woman just so I could know what it's like. I'm curious, but not trans. I wouldn't stay that way. I could satisfy essentially every sexual fantasy I have if I had that ability, though.

have the power to make anyone fall in love wih me and emotionally manipulate people I don't like to kill themselves

692168774<< (OP)
I wish I could backwards arrow quote people on /b/

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lol newfag, wated dubs

>>692180529
This is some deep shit. That must have been one long shower in which you thought of this. But congrats, you have come up with the most all-encompassing super power out there.

Ƹ57081296>>
look all these fags

basically be a jedi, have the force, preferably strong enough to stop things, like bullets etc, and obviously a lightsaber that'd be the shit, and without all the rules if I wanna kill someone, I'll do it without the whole "Darkside bullshit"

>>692180597
I'd become a sexy loli and let dirty hairy older fat men fuck me.

‏>>692180140
senpai here, consider yourself noticed

>>692181204
I beg of you, please teach me your ways senpai.

>>692180529
Holy fuck this is amazing without being OP as shit

Ability to touch any of my electronics and give it infinite processing power and infinite storage space.

>>692181204
Pls teach me

>>692180529
That's kinda my idea behind being able to reverse time, but a bit more efficient. Still, I wouldn't exactly want to be able to see the world like Dr. Manhattan because I think I would lose touch with anything I currently enjoy. Want to keep life a bit more simple while still being able to reset mistakes I make.

>>692171980
fag

the power to refill anything
>bank account empty? refill
>out of gas? refill
>finished my beer? refill
you get the gist

>>692168774
Talking to computers. I'd use it to upset the established order.
Make things interesting again.

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>>692182304
Universe mostly empty space?
>REFILL

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looks like you are the fag
>>692180952

&#x200F;>>692181956

>>692182407
Cool idea
You could basically change the word order by taking from the rich and giving the poor
Erasing all the debt from people at the banks
Just making everyone equal and kinda reseting the world

\u200f>>692182596
no, u

>>692168774
Pretty straightforward - I would give myself the ability to control and command every atom within my body.

The first ability this would grant would be effective immortality. I would define a 'default state' for my atomic structure, and any normally fatal wound would rapidly close as my atoms rearranged themselves back into the positions they belong. It would be impossible keep me dead through normal methods, even burning me to death would scatter my ashes to the wind where they would eventually reform.

As I gained fine-tuned control over my atomic structure, I would use these abilities to structure my body into whatever male or female shape I desired. I could become a child, the hottest shemale to ever live, or a doppleganger of the president. I could change my fingerprints into any person's I wished, and leave them scattered around a murder to frame them. I would be able to cum buckets of seed into any woman to impregnate as many as I wished, or I could shoot blanks. I could learn how to breathe underwater, how to fly, how to live in space. I could consume any poison, metal, or radioactive material and break it down into safe pieces. And I could locate cancers, diseases, etc in my body and immediately terminate them.

I would guard my identity to an extreme level. The only difficulty would be in finding legal work , as I wouldn't be able to show anyone a face that matched my real drivers license, so I would probably make my wealth in a less-regulated country like China or India, while impregnating thousands of women with the intent of having the most successful genetics the world has ever known. Probably eventually I would find a way to rule a country or even the world and lead the planet earth into the galaxy.

Telekenisis it is bacically all of the powers

The ability to become an hero

>>692182803
>implying you're smart enough/have the thinking capacity to keep track of every atom in your body

>>692183127
Oh and i would be a hardcore villan
identity doesnt matter to me also

I would be neither good or evil

I would have teleportation so I can sleep in and spend thousands to travel the world

I would also be able to bang girls far away,I wouldn't be caught cheating
(which I guess is kind of evil)

‏>>692182757
lol what a fag

‏>>692182596
‏>>692182596
WHO IS THE FAG NOW???
I have power hereeeeeee

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>>692168987

‏>>692180553
lol nigga, why are you even trying?

>>692183524
I meant not spend thousands

‏>>692168987
I wish this power too

>>692183987
HOLY SHIT MODS

‏>>692184099
not MOD, MODS are fags

I'd have the power to manipulate people's brains.

Slightly different from mind control in that I don't have direct control over a person's thoughts or actions. Instead, I can do stuff like stimulate a person's pleasure centers and make them more aroused than they've ever been.

I'd use this to do some rather nasty things to people. I could make people suddenly extremely depressed if I wanted by manipulating chemicals in their brain. I could give people a dopamine rush every time I touch them to make them think they like me more than they actually do. Enforce this enough and they will have this reaction without me making it happen, so it can permanently manipulate someone into having feelings for me.

And I would randomly make a woman just sitting on a bus hornier than they've ever been, just pushing it until they can't help but try and take care of it out in public. Or make them have a spontaneous orgasm in public for my amusement.

It wouldn't really require me to say or do anything to use the power so people couldn't really ever know it was me. So there wouldn't even be a villain or hero persona involved, no one would know what was causing these isolated incidents.

That being said, it wouldn't all be bad. After all, any woman who has sex with me will experience waves and waves of orgasm pleasure and I'm sure they wouldn't mind that at all.

>>692168774
I'd probably pick teleportation too.

If I could have just a good set though? Like how most main heroes have multiple powers.

I'd want the ability to understand the cause and effects of any interactions I see or want to perform. Then pair it with the ability to clone myself. So you can basically make any situation a giant hilarious rube goldberg machine.

>>692184764
you could imitate several drugs as well, good pick

‏>>692184764
socially ackward virgin detected

Teleportation - use it in the drug business, smuggling and taking out competition.

Mind control - pretty much do what Kilgrave does in Jessica Jones minus the psycho raping part

>>692185048
I'd probably be more inclined to use that power to fuck with people than use it to get a girlfriend. But if I wanted to, I could.

>>692184887
>places banana peel on sidewalk
>topples a dictatorship

>>692168774
>Time travel
>fuck being a hero
>get on with the personal gains
>ofc hidden

or if that's considered too OP,
>the purple man's power from jessica jones comics
>again for personal gain

The ability to read write and speak every language ever known to man including regional dialects and accents.

I would then get a job in China and rewrite all the chinglish out of owners manuals.

>>692185355
Most heroic person in the thread,

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>>692184610
Please teach me senpai

Timestop/TimeWalker

Simply put, I'd be able to slow time to lower than a nanosecond and step outside it while still being able to interact with the physical objects outside my timestream.

The first thing I'd do?
>use Donald Trump's concealed pistol to have him shoot himself in the head. On stage.
The second thing I'd do?
>punch Hillary Clinton in the nose repeatedly

‏>>692185547
first, tits or gtfo

>>692185681
3rd thing?
VEGAS BABY

Time control.

Time to freeze time and get my dick wet

>Just call me Kwisatz Haderach

‏>>692185547
I will teach through PM (private message) ;)

>>692185778
>being this much of a virgin

>>692185681
You should wait till they are both on stage together and have them perform unspeakable sex acts with each other

Lol faggits I am the all powerful drugfag

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>the only superpower that matters
>except maybe Sylar

‏>>692186470
what about peter petrelli power? He can have all the powers and use them whenever he wants.
best super power ever

>>692168774
The power to steal the powers of those that rolled singles in this thread

>>692186697
That's assuming you live in a world with other superheroes.

>>692168774

I would choose the power to make immovable objects.

It might seem a bit underwhelming at first until you ask "Immovable relative to what?"

I would probably do the regular superhero shtick, secret identity and all that.
I hope that other people would be getting powers to, being a superhero wouldn't be much fun without some good supervillains.

‏>>692185921

Who you callin' virgin, virgin?

>>692186697
he mimics, and you ain't got shit to mimic, nigga

‏>>692186885
with all these faggots claiming superpowers, we are in a world of superpowers fag

692168987<<

Do I have this power also?

>>692187055
an obvious virgin.

‏>>692187070
do you even see the show?

>>692186697
Except for when he could only have one at a time.
Pass.

>>692168774
I would love to have nerve manipulation on other people
My intentions would be pure, but my way about it would be horrific.
Secret identity! I would call myself fumbles

>>692187315
http://heroeswiki.com/Empathic_mimicry

>>692187485
only because he is a cunt who can not keep his original superpower

>>692168774
The Super Fucker, all holes i get in!

Teleportation, but I'd use it as selfishly as I could.
>teleport in bank vaults
>teleport that asshole who cut me off a little bit ago 10,000 feet into the air
>teleport myself to the coffee pot in the morning
>teleport myself around a stage and advertise myself as a magician

>>692188063
>jumper

‏>>692187511
you are only giving me the reason.

>>692187315
>ITT newfags who dont realize a mod posted a trick using an alt character for left-to-right text and feed into it, and the odd homo responding to OP

sage

>>692187603
Daddy took it away, and he had to rely on a totally random occurrence to sort of get it back...as opposed to Sylar, who just takes whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

‏>>692188260
lol sage should go on all fields. you newfag

>>692188428
>all fields
>name, email and subject do not show up on /b/
>sage was in the subject
>newfag

nice 1

>>692188428
kill yourself fam

‏>>692188260

Mod? I'm not a mod...

‏>>692188554
that is the reason why those fields do not show.
can you believe this newfag?

I'd want to become Morgan Freeman and narrate the creation of the universe.

‏>>692188260
lol. if you are so sure it is a alt character, why do not you do it?
totally a fag.

‏>>692188600
not today, my faggest

>>692188232
what are you on about? if you get the power to mimic other powers, in a world where you're the only one who has a power, that's a useless fucking ability, no?

‏>>692188883
ok but will you notice me now senpai

‏>>692189043
I already stated that we are on a world full of faggots claiming powers. could not you read?

my super power would be acid tears, so when i cry i will burn my face

‏>>692189189
copy pasting much?

>>692189327
not once in this thread have i read that everyone gets powers. In that case my super power would be to nullify all other powers. Get fucked, fags

‏>>692189663
so, before you nullify all the powers, you nullify yours.

faggot detected

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I'd wish for the ability to instantly create a magical suit that is indestructible, and when I (and only I) wear it, I became invincible and my age resets to 23, as well as have super strength and the ability to fly, teleport, and become invisible whenever I please. Only I can take it off.

>>692190021
>all other powers
suck my dick, nigger

>>692190161
so, you can not win an argue on the internet and you point out language fails

‏>>692190156
mid life crisis much?

>>692168774
>If you could have one superpower what would you choose?
Telekineses
>What would you do with it?
Probably use it, to unhook women bras in public
>Would you be evil or good? ( even if it's a matter of perspective)
Evil
>Would you have secret identity or reveal yourself?
And have SJW all over my ass, secret identity all the way

>instant teleportation
TOPKEK

the ability to manipulate the probability of things

>>692190460
i just told you that you misread. You shit the bed, now sleep in it. and learn proper english please :^)

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Eazy peazy

The power for you and anything you're interacting with to be ignored at will.
Live life as you please knowing no one gives a shit about anything you do.
Fuck with people for fun by haunting them, making shit disappear in their house, hell, you could do some stealth carpentry.

Honestly I really wish I had this power, the amount of times that all I wanted to do is be ignored aren't countable.

I wouldn't be a serious villain, just a mild nuisance, stuff would go missing from a local grocery store on occasion, a senile old couple would find they couldn't enter a room in their vacation house for some reason, and some strange things would happen locally, but nothing that would catch anyone's attention.

>>692169355
You can do that already, it's called having hands dipshit

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What

>>692190460
Are you literally retarded? Sure is summer in here

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>>692168774
time stop.

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>>692168774

I would be a healer.

I could heal any ailment, or any injury that did not obliterate the body, including but not limited to disease, cancer, obesity, demetia and sicknesses of the mind, and even aging.

I could also heal the same in myself, rendering me a lesser immortal.

Good? Evil? You be the judge.

First thing I would do is heal everyone I care about.

The second thing I would do is find some old billionaires who would pay exorbitantly for my services.

I would probably heal almost everyone I met who I felt deserved or needed it sufficiently, but I would keep my talents a secret. I would not want attention.

I would keep those I love alive as long as they wished. I would sell my services periodically to make certain I was as wealthy as a person could be.

I would also invest in an extra-deep bunker, and eventually an orbital capsule in which to live. If the world dies I intend on surviving.

>>692190579
>I'd wish for the ability
I'm only 26 lol, 23 just seemed like a good age.
I don't want to be an old fart in a super suit.

>>692190863
creepy much?
stalker detected

>>692190863
Fucking this.

‏>>692190848
‏>>692190919

Kek

>>692168774
The superpower of the most big cook in the world for fuck your mother

‏>>692191121
sorry for your lost buddy.
the feels

>>692172121
>Dragon balls
Fag

>>692191183
I probably would use it mostly for the opposite, clothes are such a bother.

>>692170269
sad

>>692191504
and what part of that is not creepy/cringey?

>>692176198
Good
>>692176361
>HERO
>>692178017
Applicable
>>692179426
Thoughtful, so you call yourself the gold claimer?
>>692182407
Cool
>>692190720
Handy

Also anyone with shapeshifting is trans in denial.
Finally do it like a true /b/
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
This your power, mine is crystal mimicry

i want sound powers like zebra from toriko.

i would go out and agrue with feminists, then when they start shouting i would shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP" or some other similar line, but my shout would be loud enough to kill them.

>>692191665
I didn't realize stealing faggotry was possible

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>>692191433

Damnit, am I that transparent?

The power to respawn.
When you die you're given a choice to respawn or die for good.
When you respawn you start at conception, so there's a nine month penalty for death.

‏>>692191665
lol what
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xenopsychic_Reality_Warping

>>692191640
It is, but it's not like anyone could judge me.

I want the ability to man trans people the gender that they say they are so they are no longer full of shit.

The ability to lift any size piece of wood

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I'd basically want to be Galactus, but without the stupid helmet.
Also if there were other supers I'd probably fuck with them first, for choosing such a stupid power.

>>692191665
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Charisma

lel, i am become fedora boy, destroyer of pussy

>>692189386
Savage

>>692188864
Morgan Freeman spotted. He lurks /b/

>>692186991
That would actually fuck with everything so much considering we are in constant motion. Imagine making something as simple as your computer desk immovable. It would either burrow through the core of the earth or slowly leave the atmosphere depending on where you were when you used your power.

>>692192024
Kek

>>692175613

there are still plenty of people who are actually playing yugioh.
But if you never accept to dual people you will be still safe.

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>>692168774
>If you could have one superpower what would you choose?
the power to go unnoticed and unchallenged.
wouldnt be invisibility, just wouldnt be noticeable

>What would you do with it?
I would get a job in a powerful, influential position and distribute propaganda to destroy my enemies (muslims, nazis, anyone who threaten my existence) and further my political agenda. going unnoticed, the lies would be entirely believable

>Would you be evil or good? ( even if it's a matter of perspective)
evil but my influences would mask the personal gain of my kind and I, holding us in a good light.

>Would you have secret identity or reveal yourself?
yes, I would wear black robes and a white shirt to blend in. and glasses and a hat for further disguise

>>692192486
The rule says not too powerfull

The power to be god of a universe inside your head.

Whenever you want you could freeze time in your world and enter the one in your head in which you are omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.
Whether you're omnibenevolent is up to you.

I would probably start out with a big bang and let things go naturally from there, eventually intelligent life would evolve and I would do whatever I wished with them.

All around just a fun power, what's better than being god?

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The ability to change anyone's genetic sex just by thinking it. The transformation would be very painful, begin instantly and take no more than 30 minutes. Unlimited range. Anyone man who started a fight with me would fall to the ground in agony until he stood, 30 minutes later, a woman. Any woman who pissed me off would become a man, so that I could beat them up without 15 white knights trying to come to "his" rescue.

I could lay waste to armies, changing their sex back and fourth for hours as they writhe around on the ground in agony. I would charge traps who wanted to be a real woman $50,000 for the initial transition, plus $10,000 a year to sir charge to prevent me from reverting them.

I would make Hilary Clinton a man and Donald Trump a woman just for the fun of it.

>>692193450
No, the point is that you could choose what their immovable relative to.

>>692194117
It would get boring after a while. It would be the same as playing Quake on god mode. It would be fun, but eventually you'd miss having an actual challenge.

692168987<<
Same

ت>>692194155
Trap detected

>>692194587
I'm not a trap. I'm a straight heterosexual white male.
>if I were a trap, I would have made the power painless obviously.

>>692194362
That's the thing about being omnipotent, you can set limitations for yourself.

>>692194720
I'm suspiciously willing to believe you

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>>692194732
What if the limitation you set for yourself was the erasure of your memory every time you were reincarnated?

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692168987<<

Nuthin to it faggo

>>692193949
You think I give a fuck? I want the power cosmic.

>>692195021

تتت▲
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force++

>>692168774
This much autism.

The ability to warp spacetime, but with no teleportation or time control, but can still shoot things at faster than light speed and make a unblockable shield courtesy of Alcubierre drives and physics

>>692193876
why the fuck you need to disguise? you are unnoticeable already

>>692194422
rip

>>692168987
witch