>>692147152

is that the new xbox controller? :SSSS

>>692147152
Was that filename really necessary?

>>692147152
i played mario kart like this for a long time as a little kid

>>692147289
XDDD where do you come up with this stuff??

>>692147152
>i enjoyed it as a kid therefor its good

>>692147417
If you really did then I hope you burn
>>692147289
>>692147493
Samefag, get out

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Worth the read if you want your piss boiled

>>692147152
oh god, the way theyre using the stick... FUCK

>>692147289
no its the new playstation pro controller

>>692147702
What is this? Why does it exist?

>>692147152
Hitler killed the wrong people

>>692147702
this is the kind of thing that makes me feel ashamed i browse 4chan

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>>692147152
What a sad life you must lead if this actually makes you upset.

>>692147152
I find this cute for some reason

>>692147364
was your birth necessary?

>>692147702
Well she broke at least two rules.

>>692147702
I warned everyone this would happen when we started to accept females on this board.

>>692147829
Triggered .. FUCK.. I'm mad now

>>692147289
Yea it comes with the new Minecraft dlc

>>692148861
This is hilarious

>>692147702
>the chan

>>692148709
what th fuc hammo allah wallah

I remember being 15 years old too OP.

I don't get how people rage at little shit like this that doesn't affect them in any way.

>>692148588
this actually makes me rage

>>692149345
>looking at a small sample of all the tweets about it

Guys, you know if you stop giving Tumblr/Feminists attention, most of them will stop, right?

>>692149576
Because grandma is a jew?

>>692149694
My blood is fucking boiling man

>>692149794
Jokes on you.
I prefer traps.

>>692149576
>>692148588

guy taking the photo isnt any better

>>692149864
this

>>692149763
easier said than done, besides. It's not because of 4chan that they are ignorant bitches btw.

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>>692148779
Give the nerd a peanut and dance on his grave

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>>692149794
well ill just use my waifu

>>692147641

someone just lost

>>692149794
Id fuck the dogshit out of her, knock her up, then leave her.

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This is a shit rage thread.
Let me show you how it's fucking done, faggots.

>>692147829
this shit wants me to rape feminazis. no joke.... If you love the word rape so much ill let you use it in your actual police report. i pray that women like these are flat out raped.. end of rage talk.

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>>692150245

>>692149864
this

>>692149794
so much win

>>692150136
duuude i fucking want this

>>692150448
Story?

>>692149794
jokes on you im a fag

>>692147152
goatest way to play pacman friendos

>>692150717
I personaly only spend over $100 if shes a qt3.14

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>>692148744
YOU ARE FUCKING WHITE!
FUCKING CUCK.

>>692150993
Why the fuck would you even pay for her

>>692148788
Those rules are for raids, newfag.

>>692147152
Well done. I literally said "what the fuck"

>>692148744
This is the single time Carl the Cuck is applicable.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>>692148766
depends on the abortion laws of the state.

>>692150717
Holy shit kill this thing.

>>692147702
seems like the average tripfag to me

>>692147152
lost

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>>692148861
There are people believing this?

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>>692151280
>>692151280

> I literally said "what the fuck"
>literally

12 year old confirmed

>>692147702
>advises browsing /fit/
>uses fat logic like >muhh thyroid >mooo born this way

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>>692147829
This world is fucked

>>692147915
Raged

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>>692151634

>>692150240
Cool story. Now go fuck your hand

>>692148860
>It was so tolerant of little Billy to give his butthole for a refugee's emergency sexual needs. May he live on in the rest of us after we find his head.

>>692150624
I name you, Autissimo

>>692151065
She spends to much time on /b with that girl dick BS.

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>>692147152
women...dear god.
it's like they think they're playing with a clitoris and need to be careful.

>>692148779
MY god if I had ever gotten carrot sticks I'd light their house on fire. Apples are the fucking line, but carrots? jesus christ.

>>692149722
>next, pedophilia will be socially acceptable
we warned them

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I didn't get a screencap for proof but..

>be me
>see girl post her autistic sister's address all over the internet so she can get her some birthday cards
>Devise a plan to get many anons to send her the dankest memes we got
>Faggot anon in thread "thats stupid, i'm not going to send mean memes to somebody"
>on /b/
>not wanting to send somebody "mean memes"
>mfw
>mfw

>>692149864
fag

>>692148766
dubs is edgy

>>692152437
I bet if you stabbed it goo would come out

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>>692147152

>>692148744
>complains about own kind
>white privilege
>annoying faces
>cuck fashion
and last but not leat
>nigger speak
holy shit we need a second hitler and pretty soon as well
>>692148779
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>692151926
Some girls are fucking demons

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>>692147702
> "The Chan"
> MRW

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>>692148502
TRIGGERED

>>692152628
The goo would smell like old bacon grease.
People like this have no idea how much stress they are putting on their entire body, bones, cardiovascular, organs, joints. They are all begging for her suicide.

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>>692151634

Cunt.

>>692151263
They are universal. Those rules are in place so this place doesn't get overrun by fags. They have been broken so often, everyone knows /b/ and wants to be part of it. It's too late.

>>692151283
Started off completely reasonable, but that only lasted a few sentences.

>>692148744
Is that muselk?

>>692150263
WHEN WILL WE TEACH NIGGERS NOT TO STEAL INSTEAD OF TEACHING NORMAL PEOPLE TO LOCK THEIR DOORS

>>692152781
more like semen demons am i right!? ;)

>>692153273
Stop

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>>692153273
if only...

>>692147152
i'm a girl btw.

>>692151648
What? Are you suggesting that it's not spelled "literally"?

>>692153378
Nah, I got more faggot

>>692153468
Is that b8 you're using?

>>692149794
TOP ZOZZLE
I'm rich as fuck. I can just call bitch and fuck 24/7.
When some girl talk shit about me I just get rage and wait until they stop act stupid. Ofc if it's her fault.

>>692150441
Yeah. It's like, Ill fucking GIVE you something to cry about. You wanna talk about rape 24/7? Ill give you something to stay up at night about. She'd be so damaged afterwards that she'd have too much anxiety to wage false idealogical wars.

>>692152325
Do you think everybody on this board is a mean piece of shit like you?

>>692151645
There are people this stupid. On both sides.

>>692153547
no

>>692148709
What kind of madman would...Jesus

>>692150613
She probably wouldn't be such a bitch if she'd eat some protein.

>>692151867
>different fonts
definitely not fake

>>692147829
Piss not even boiled.
I feel pity for the frat's founding members. You were a group of cucks that let feminists walk all over you.

>>692152437
she starts talking about normal things then reverts back to food

>>692153842
yes

>>692150245
fucking muslim niggers

>>692151522
Underrated post tbh

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>>692148424
Somebody find his sister email and GET ME A PERSONAL ARMY REQUEST

>>692153842
They should be

>>692147702
>You mirin'?
kek

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>>692153682

>>692154770
This copy pasta is very old

Fat people, i really hate fat people

>>692147829
Consider my piss boiled sir.

>>692153842
Did you get lost on the way to tumblr you dumb faggot?

>>692148651
Lost

>>692152325
not your personal army faggot

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>>692148860
>2dads

>>692155022
same. i caught my morbidly obese sister replacing my protein powder with (i shit you not) pure sugar. she was mad that i wasn't obese like her and our other siblings. she also tried spreading a rumor around our high school (she stayed back a year so we were in the same grade) that i got herpes, because i got a date for prom and she didn't
>almost 30 years of her shit can't be condensed into 1 thread. i hate her, my family, and her friends more than i can express

>>692152037
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

>>692149794
>implying fapping is the greatest thing in the world

>>692155812
Shit nigga give us some juicy greentext

>>692155812
>>almost 30 years of her shit can't be condensed into 1 thread. i hate her, my family, and her friends more than i can express
wait she was your sister, did your parents mistreat you in such a manner that you don't consider yourself family anymore or is that some kind of reference that i don't get

>>692150448
insta rage

>>692153273
alpha as fuck

>>692153184
My fucking sides dude, I'll remember that one

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>>692150613
Should just do it

>>692148502
Good to know.

I am more aware now.

>>692155640
trying to get anons to mail dank memes to a stranger for the lols is hardly a personal army request you fucking faggot.

>>692150731
Why the fuck would you need a story are you actually that fucking retarded that you cant see whats going on. It's an abusive babysitter holy shit

>>692150613
>COW-234

heh

>>692151648
He may well have said that out loud.
Kys faggot

>>692148860
Gay dads are proud.

>>692147829
This is why there are mass shootings in america

>>692156090
i come from a family of fat fucks and fat fuck enablers. basically, my relatives would just bitch and moan about "thin privilege" before it was a thing, and thought it meant they could give me less than my siblings. not to sound like a manchild, but i went for years without ever getting christmas or birthday gifts from the majority of my family, where my fatfuck siblings got what they asked for frequently.
>>692155925
i'll try to remember some good stuff mang
>>692156344
that's, more or less, what she looked like. once she broke the 500lb mark, she started getting fat deposits on her fucking forehead. so many lulz were had behind her back

>>692147702
> tripfags thinking anyone likes them
Typical.

>>692151926
If the dipshit can't figure out what she is in a year's time, he deserves every bit of it.

>>692153682
Fury of a thousand suns

>>692150263
When will we stop selling sunscreen and instead teach the sun not to give us skin cancer?!?!?

>>692155812
Write it up in notepad if there's good stuff, then one day you'll have it ready to post.
Might make you feel better to write it all down too

>>692150613
>My whole body is numb and frozen but at the same time I am shaking and in physical pain.

That's because you lack nutrients from meat you dumbfuck

>>692148709
FUCK YOU

>>692150717
>I am only dating guys for their money, I wonder why nobody wants to buy me shit

>>692149694
I'm not saying that sania is right, but it is really hard to correctly interpret the Qur'an at times, but this quote is pretty self-explanatory

>>692147829
This is why we can't have nice things...

>>692150909
Well played anon, well played

>>692155925
>be childanon, probably 6 or so
>sister begs parents to take her to the zoo (hue) so she can see the animals and because her favorite icecream parlor is on zoo property
>parents couldnt get baby sitter, and the youngest of my siblings had yet to be born, so they had to take me with them
>arrive at zoo, probably around 10-11am during a summer day
>hot as all fuck. easily 95+ F (we're from the northern part of the states, so this is torture to us. arizonafags prepare to laugh)
>sister and parents go from exhibit to exhibit, i kind of just hover near them jumping from shade to shade so i don't burn to a crisp
>get to monkey exhibit, sister is already bored and angry because >tfw no icecream
>she decides it's smart to fucking lob rocks at the chimps
>even as a child, i knew they could fuck someone up, so it was clear to me that it was a bad idea
>fuckit.avi
>go from the balcony (they let visitors drop pre-selected foods into the enclosures, kind of like at petting zoos where they give you a handful of kibble to feed the goats) to on top of a fake rock that's behind reenforced glass just next to the opening
>disgonbegud.wav
>after a few grazes, she manages to smack the biggest and meanest looking nigger in the bunch right in the eye
>Fergusonchimpoutengaged
>rips a goddamn tree out of the fucking ground like nothing (not a huge one, but still)
>lobs that shit at my sister, but it catches a net or something they had in place just in case this happened
>at this point, every single one of the animals is freaking the fuck out
>at least a dozen vets/employees come by, tranq the fucker, and bring him somewhere to calm down while herding the others into a different pen or something
>naturally, we get kicked the fuck out
>also naturally, i get blamed for her boredom
>as we were leaving, sis outright demands ice cream
>parents, surprisingly, not having her shit today. they tell her no, and to get in the car
>she flips, and starts sprinting to the parlor
cont?

>>692150993
tfw my wife works and i dont. me taking a shower is putting in effort

>>692158252
Yes

>>692149576
grandma is like: why no one buyed me fone xd

>>692158252
Yes cont plis

>>692158252
>fergusonchimpoutengaged
Kek
By all means continue

>>692153682
There's no way this isn't fake

>>692158252
Yes plz!

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>>692148424
This. Every time.

>>692149071
i dont get it

>>692149345
this is why we need hitler 2.0

>>692149071
ooops wrong post. nvm,. i meant the elevator image below this one

>>692158584
http://usherald.com/professor-called-racist-for-correcting-black-students-paper-students-protest-and-call-correcting-grammar-a-microaggression/

http://www.city-journal.org/html/microaggression-farce-13679.html

>>692158973
brb, googling how to properly hang yourself

>>692158252
Chimping out, reminds me of when I told my gfs nigger female friend to quit chimping out, almost lost half my face like that one bitch who got too close to the cage

>>692158252
>parents turn to me, and scream in my face that it's my responsibility to get her and bring her back
>they walk to the car to sit in front of the AC
>i either get her to come back or get beaten if my parents have to, so i follow her
>she didn't go in the front door, so i walked around back
>there's a fucking broken window
>the cunt found a brick somewhere, smashed the window in, and jumped
>her bloodsugar must be really low
>sprint around back, thinking i should probably talk to the employees rather than going through the window after her
>"hello, sir, i think my sister got in through the back window that's broken. can you look for her please? my parents are already mad" -roughly how my brain explained it to the 16 year old kid behind the register
>"uhhh, yeah kid. sure"-what i now know to be a stoned as fuck teenager
>the bitch found the store room and had went through at least 6 different tubs "sampling" what she could
>it looks like a fucking crime scene, so much so that the employees were too confused to notice i snuck in behind them to see what went down
>chocolate, vanilla, sprinkles/jimmies, and various condiments are sprawled all over the walls, floor, her hair, her face, you name it
>thankfully, whatever serves as a brain between her ears froze up after the first several dozen handfuls she shoved into her gaping maw
>the employees lead her to the bathroom to clean up, i go back to my parents to tell them what happened
>FF about 5 minutes of screaming and a few slaps to the face, my parents actually go into the shop
>find their little angel sitting at one of the tables with the manager, assistant manager, and the cashier i spoke to watching her
>"it's not my fault mom, anon made me do it!"
>that fucking feel when i had to pay for the ice cream she ate and the mess she made out of my own savings (no allowance, so all ~$25 was from turning in cans and bottles)
>i also got grounded
>she got an icecream cone for the ride home

>>692152037
holy shit, poor cat

>>692159294
holy shit this made me lose im so fuckig mad HOLY SHIT

>>692159294
Wow. Your parents are disgusting

>>692154289
What could they have done?

>>692147152
does anyone really rage online?

>>692150448
> have a 3m old boy
I lost hard really.

>>692159294
I am so, SO sorry

>>692159294
jesus fuck this can't be true

>>692151634
She's fucking smiling. That's what makes me angry

>>692147702
I hope this is fake, cringy as fuck.

>>692147152
>how girls jerk OP off

>>692159857
kek

>>692159294
Your sister will get what's coming to her

>>692152437
>activity

>>692159294
I just really hope sometime in your life you've gotten justice against the fat fucktards

>>692154893
Rechtschreib..flames? wut

>>692159857
Made me smile

>>692149794
This is the kind of shit that makes me lose respect for women. Not only does it go both ways but she has the gall to think she belongs on a pedestal. Not mad, just some more faith lost in humanity.

>>692159857
Dubs?

>>692150245

this shit is fucking awful

>>692148860
i bet they would just grief your world and blow shit up with tnt... we all know they love to blow things up :^)

>>692147702
I wonder is she's ever seen this

>>692159294
how old are you now, anon? how many years have passed?
did all that hate ever cool down?

>>692160160
None for you faggot

>>692159592
i dont blame you
>>692159635
thanks anon, at least someone agrees with me
>>692159717
thanks m8, it means a lot
>>692159762
i fuckin wish it wasnt, man
>>692159926
she currently holds a six figure salary working for our father as a secretary 4 days a week. yeah, she totally got everything she deserves.
>>692159964
nope. never. i worked for my family briefly after high school, but i had to quit because my father kept taking money from my paycheck to pay for my sister's medical expenses (surgery, dietitians, physical therapy, personal trainers, etc). it worked out to just under 20% before taxes.
>>692160314
been about 20 years since that event. never gotten over it, because it never stopped.

>>692150448
Would beat this woman til she was twitching.

>>692160431
How about you just murder them all the bail out to Mexico and find you some brown pussy that deserves your hard efforts

>>692148744
Yes because the STARVING kids in Africa need a shower head

>>692152781
>some
Hahaha that's right. I suggest you read "my twisted world". This monument of groundbreaking philosophy exposed the true nature of women!!! A truly magnificent book.

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>>692151634
>using stone as a weight-measurement-unit.

thank god they're leaving the EU

If aliens exist, I hope they wipe out our fucking disgrace of a race.

>>692159294
Please say she turned fat and got bullied like hell

>>692149794
slow clap.

>>692148744
>There are starvingfags in America
>there is poverty in America
>Stop spending money on third world efforts
>Re-adjust our foreign policy's in 2016
>Trump 2016
>MakeAmericaGreat.jpg
>mfw

>>692148779
I loved the people who gave out toothbrushes

>>692160431
God damn, anon. I can't remember the last time I felt that sorry for a person.