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YLYL: GREENTEXT EDITION


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL: GREENTEXT EDITION
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Bump
Also check em
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>>692139426
why the fuck do people like this who've never actually tried acid give it a bad name with stories that never happened??????
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>>692136732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c
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>>692139645
cause people are people, still

>my sides
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>>692140105
Oh fuck, lost happily
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>>692140776
Fucking hell hahaha love it
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>>692140776
I don't get it.
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>>692140776
fuck man, fuck i thought it was a feels trip, but you fucked my bunghole anon
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>>692140144
lol

that is like a super reposted greentext

not funny just interesting
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>>692141956
fucking kek, money well spent
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>>692140776
This post right here.... This is the post.
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>>692140144
I fucking love this greentext. It's not that funny to me, but it is without a doubt amazing.
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https://youtu.be/VuHMLIkZlVA
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>>692144326
cancer
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>>692140776
I JUST FUCKING GOT IT AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>692140776
Holy shit that was a journey
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>>692138485
actually kek'd
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>>692140918
fucking love this one
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>>692145180
This One, you say?
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>>692143135

oh god this is golden someone cap this
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>>692145696
o shit
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>>692144960
I don't get it??
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>>692139196
fuck dude, how could i lost on this one
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I'll dump a few
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>>692148113
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>>692142032
tard guard? we used to call them tard-wranglers
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>>692148403
Ffs
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>>692148481
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>>692136732
fucking lost.
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>>692148564
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>>692148676
That's all I got
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>>692148481
This is actually the smartest retarded thing I've heard of in a while.
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>>692148249
So edgy.
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>>692146163
>screencap inside of a screencap
>capception
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>>692146894
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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>>692136732
Shit that never happened.
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>>692146894
star wars dingus
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>>692151105
Is that the new one ? Honestly havnt seen it yet
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>>692140776
Motherfucker!!!!
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>>692140776
What a story.
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>>692141623
It's fucking Star Wars dude
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>>692151034
Fuck that is a good read
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Anymore like catfish man ?
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>>692136732
I wish this was true. Somoene should legally change their last name to Checkum and name their firstborn Dubs.
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>>692138485
Lost and saved.
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First this time
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>>692154198
Sorry my english is bad so is there a pun intendeed at the end and if so can someone explain it ?
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>>692142707
I would totally do that
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>>692157517
it's just supposed to be an anticlimax.
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>>692151874
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.
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>>692148408
Lost
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>>692139196
Well that was kinda their fault.
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>>692142801
>feces so money
=shit so cash
kek
gotta love double translate
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>>692158639
Lost top kek
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>>692140105
Smirked.
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>>692159656
kek
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>>692158467
Best Tard story ever.
This deserves a movie deal.
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thinking of creating a website to host an archive of 4chan stories that everyone can upload to. Sound like a good idea?
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More please asap
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>>692141623
you dumb fuck
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>>692160056
Liiiiike, a mass dump hole?
Go for it, but I'd make separate sections for reoccurring threads (Greentext, loli, fluffy, etc.) as well as a system to make sure repeates aren't uploaded (Banana, spoodermun, etc.)
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>>692140776

Someone please explain the reference.
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>>692160174
Sorry for not seeing a movie that came out decades ago, you twat.
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>>692142801
>ambulatory to her
Lost again
Every goddamn time
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>>692160316
New star wars movie, as told by a member of the Empire.
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>>692148797
>yfw this was probably taken from bash
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>>692160313
Exactly that. I archive a lot of the stories I find on here myself, but there's so much posted when I'm not on the site that I cant screencap all of it. I want a site where everyone can contribute. Separate sections would be a must, though.
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>>692161401
I'd say go for it as long as it didn't cost you anything much, and if you could reliably have moderators to delete spam.
Having a massive loli dump when I want would be amazing since finding good ones are actually rare.
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>>692142801
>i say "shut fuck"

top fucking kek
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>>692139770
wat????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>692161658
What I was thinking was basing it on some sort of public server, like google drive. If someone wants to privately host a similar site they could go ahead, but I don't have the money to purchase a server myself.
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>>692162066
Advertise it when ever you can. See if you can give specific people access to editing so you can kinda have mods.
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>>692148990
That's how to properly handle yourself at work.
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>>692162301
Will do, thanks for the advice anon
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>>692162053
>forcey fun time "rape"
>peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>rooty tooty point-n-shooty "gun"
LOST
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>>692148408
ou fucking shit.
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>>692160517
it's referencing the new one lol
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>>692140776
fucking shit man you got me here
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>>692163272
Maximum kek
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>>692165123
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>>692165020
>>692165123
>>692165267

C A N C E R
A E
N C
C N
E A
R E C N A C
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>>692165538
ylyl threads are cancer you fucking newfag.
they are constant and mediocre af. half of the images are normie shit from fb and the rest are reposts I've been seeing for nearly a decade.
go fuck yourself m8
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>>692146163

god my sides died with this one.
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>>692154903
I may have just almost blacked out from laughing so hard.
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>>692166558
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>>692149307
I love this and this would be very believable of Mexicans.. but I have to wonder the validity of this one. I hope to walk by a Mexican screaming activate one day.
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>>692139426
How would they know what he did before he came downstairs?
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>>692136732
get in here bois
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>>692165838
/gif/'s ylyl is better
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>>692164342
Isn't it pretty much the same as the old one?
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>>692157393
Fuck off Robert you giant faggot stop posting your cringe arguments
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>>692165123
This right here is why I'm so glad I can fight and why I continue to train. So I can fuck faggots like that up.
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You meant: ylyl Eliza edition
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>>692163110

what a waste of time
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>>692170742
fuck of with that stupid bitch
i came here for green texts not your shit again
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>>692150329
ah, movies for teenagers that i will never see 101
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>>692171579
i said fuck off
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Anybody have the one about the kid who became an air conditioner?
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>>692171766
check 'em
also, fuck off
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>>692172070
wat
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>>692154253
nothing funny about this. it's exactly what the dumb fucking western world is doing. we're even importing the bastards over here.
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>>692172180
Used to have green text story about a kid who went full blown autistic and thought he was a fucking window AC unit. It was hilarious.
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>>692172140
no
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>>692136947
Lost so hard.
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>>692172453
do you have nothing better to do than fucking up threads?
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>>692172557
Im making them better, you should thank me
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>>692172396
I'd love to read the story behind this
autistic stories are always fun
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>>692172763
/b is already full of shit, and you're making them worse
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