What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
Part II.
>>692128867
33
>no one has posted darlene yet
Am I the only one? She was mai girlfriendfu when I was a kid.
fapping to this video was a nightly ritual for me
>>692134810
O fuck yeah
>>692134810
30 here
christinamodel also
>>692134513
It's weird seeing her with small tits after watching the new show on Netflix where she is 10/10 hucow material.
My older brother's Playboy and Penthouse magazines.
Until... VHS tape arrived.
Friend's dad bought one of the earliest models, and he bought a porn, "Barbara Broadcast".
Holy shit! When I saw that porn, the very first I had ever seen in my life, I was SUPER fucking hard.
I had no choice whatsoever. HAD to cum. Right then.
Hentai games.
>>692134971
Whats her name?
>>692134826
How, when there was no YouTube? You'd have to wait for it to come on mtv and then you'd only get about 3 minutes
>>692134826
same here
>>692135110
>what is a vcr
>>692135110
Call up The Box and request it
Fap
????
Profit
>>692135110
It was on literally every 30 minutes past 10PM when it first came out
>>692134513
When a faggot op enjoyed his anonymous e-popularity so much that he kept reposting the same thread over and over again I'd fap so hard
>not really. Fuck off
>>692135104
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0842332/?ref_=tt_cl_t4
>>692134513
porn
>>692135110
I downloaded mpg music videos of her back in the late 90s and fapped hundreds of time to her.
>>692135236
Salty!
>>692134960
Downloading this took ages !
But it was worth it...
So much seed
>anon, have you seen my workout tape?
my sister probably knew
My friend's sister, who was 2 years younger than me.
By the time she turned 13, she had developed nicely. And she damn well knew I was horny for her.
She was fucking blatant about teasing me. Would bend over and let me look down her shirt, with no bra on. Spread her legs with short shorts on, showing me her panties. Lick her lips seductively. And so forth.
All those images were burned into my brain, and I'd fap like crazy thinking about her.
>>692135114
Ahh Jo Guest, wank? I nearly ripped it off...
>>692135114
>where to go for fags
>>692135527
You and I both lol
Used to make a monthly pilgrimage to the 24hr garage to steal the latest Mensworld
>>692135236
I didn't make this one bruh, you can't stop an idea
>>692134513
I wanted to fuck her then and seeing her in Hannibal and the X-Files mini series I think she aged well and I would still give her this spooky cock.
I just stole one of my dads pron VHS tapes
I remember it had some asian bitch getting some piece if foil with white stuff on pushed into her pussy by some dudes dick
also he has a clone a fanny of my mothers pussy it was dirty as fuck and stunk of ammonia
he had some porn mags i used to fap to and a joy of sex book
this must have been about 1999
>>692135660
Forgot the picture. Fuck me
>>692135640
Haha, that was that one movie where Steven Seagull was on all the posters but died in the first minute right?
gagonmycock
you only got like 30 second clips and by todays standards the gagging isnt much but god damn those 30 second clips were the shit
>>692135110
>and then you'd only get about 3 minutes
Like that isn't plenty...
>>692134810
Nah, I wanted to fuck the girl that played her sister on "Roseanne"
>pic related
The new and improved Becky - NOT the fugly original one.
>>692135635
My aunty worked at a garage, the manager kept all the stock of porn in the staff toilets. I'd visit her every so often and after visiting the toilet couldn't bend my legs there was so many jazz mags rolled up inside my jeans!
>>692135791
no seagull was in all the way through he had to battle tommy lee jones at the end
>>692134513
Anyone got webm of that scene posted in last thread?
>>692135812
I remember when the new Becky was introduced and Roseanne was like "Damn Becky you look like a totally different person".
Always made me chuckle.
>>692135791
No that was Executive Decision, and that was hilarious.
The .webm is from Under Siege.
>>692135620
Jet was fucking Awesome!!
clothing catalogues between 8 and 15 especially mens swimwear sections, and womens underwear
Hmmm!!! Just as I suspected, this post is full of preteens trying to be adults.
>>692135909
>>692135962
Curse my korsakov memory
Found this beauty on the last page of some newpaper my parents forgot to throw out. Probably came to these tits more times than to any other. They even get me hard now.
>>692135620
Diane Motherfucking Youdale
>believe she does BBC local radio now
>>692135812
>original becky
>fugly
nigger your gay
>used to sneak into parents' bedroom and paw through moms underwear drawer
It wasn't even anything spicy, just normal underwear
She was so hot when she was young
>>692136072
Yasmin Bleath?
my first whyboner
>>692136052
What is the right girl's name?
I cannot be the only one besides Urkel to have had a crush on Laura.
Also her friend maxine was a sexy little nigress
>>692135865
I employed an almost identical method, minus aunty on the inside lol
>where did our youth go? ;_;
>>692136207
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
>>692135110
>>692135805
Growing up then meant learning to cum in under 2 minutes
when i was a kid (14-15) i wanted to have child porn so i downloaded many vids from emule...
i remember that one day i went a lan party and shared my vids... the admin came to see who was sharing that kind of videos
i was like "i'm a kid, right?" the admin told me i had to stop sharing that videos
i still laugh when i remember it
>>692136207
No, that's the Saved by the Bell chick.
>>692135468
bro, your sister was probably a fucking handful in the sheets if that's what she was working out with!!
>>692136283
>mfw niggresses were an acquired taste for me.
>Parents go out
>turn to lingerie section
>fap fap fap
Blew my first load while fapping to Sylvia Kristel in 'Emanuelle' when they showed it on TV
I remember whacking off to this when I was 11 imagining being dungeoned by them as a male sex slave
![Sears-Catalog-Cover-Fall_Winter-1977[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GzSNWqo.jpg "Sears-Catalog-Cover-Fall Winter-1977[1]")
>>692134513
>>692136492
Forgot image
https://www.youtube.com/user/xxMyEFFingLife/
>>692135055
same
>>692135236
There are nostalgia fap threads almost daily. How fucking new are you?
That's like saying it's the same faggot posting every single "pics you shouldn't share" threads
You must be fucking retarded.
>>692136577
>>692136492
All my this. You could see nips and muff
>>692136600
>stops the craving for misbehaving
My sides
>not posting the best full house fapping moment
I cant be bothered to watch the netflix reboot, has she done anything like this in it or better yet her daughter?
>>692134513
>>692135114
Haha I got a pair of boxers signed by Jo guest.
>>692136268
Marla Sokoloff
>>692136618
>That's like saying it's the same faggot posting every single "pics you shouldn't share" threads
It usually is
>>692136618
Pssst. Hey faggot. Faggot. It's the same thread with the same op as the one that died seconds before it. Now how about you drink fucking bleach you smug prick
>>692136634
Christianity is best!
Scientology is best!
And so
>>692136571
>oh boy get a load of the wrist on this one
>>692135700
>joy of sex book
I found one of these in my parents room when I was kid too. Learned everything I needed to know about sex WAY early, while all my friends were fucking clueless. I never told them about it either so they always wondered how I knew so much.
Always been able to please a woman ever since. (36 y/o btw)
>>692136701
You're a faggot
She's not even bare footed
>>692136634
I kind of understand what Tom found in her now...
Frankly, the first porn vid I ever saw. Still go and watch it from time to time. "Cheating Mom Brandy" on pornhub
>>692135468
>>692135468
Nowadays, we got all this 'body-positive' bullshit...
>>692136072
>>692136357
probably one of the best boob jobs ever done.
>>692136701
She proudly displays her exquisite soles on the kitchen table in the new show.
>>692135640
I was 13 y/o saw her at Magic Mountain on this raft ride, sat right across from her the water hit her white shirt and I saw wet titties/bra just about nutted. I spent a majority of that day trying to hide my boner.
>>692136831
Shut yo jive ass pooty tang aint nobody want to hear another recount of your sexual exploits
Anyone who didn't quick jerk it to these ads is a liar or had the Internet by puberty.
>>692136984
WHAT
That is amazing anon, lucky you
>>692136513
Mah nigga.
>mfw the cable company fucked up, and we accidentally got Cinemax/HBO for free for much of my childhood.
All of the loads were shot.
>>692136946
I remember when we got cable TV. Brand new shit! And I stumbled onto Cinemax, showing Aerobicise in the afternoons. Afterschool fap, countless times!
>>692136724
Story?
>>692136618
This anon obviously just started fapping recently and thus has limited material to contribute to the cause. Translation- he jelly
>>692136809
All of us didn't go through puberty when there was internet, boy.
>>692136052
Man she's trying hard to push out her breasts
>>692136111
They have a big black cock radio station?
I cannot have been alone.
>>692137093
This. Got told in 4th grade that if you stay up late enough that the ad would play uncensored. Oh fuck I was naive.
>>692135812
Canadian too. Canada has some hot women.
And later on bangbus
>>692136400
i got kicked off a few servers on emule about 12 years ago for having files named like cp. people called me a sick fuck and told me to sort my shit before i share. keks were had.
>>692137424
We bongs are so cucked we actually get taxed for it, anon
>>692134513
Fucking kill yourself
>>692134513
Sweet Victoria!
late night b movies on cable with pic related
>>692136953
Actually, hers are completely natural.
>>692136571
For me it also was catalogs. By the oddest quirk of fate I later met and married one of the girl models I had "used" in my youth.
>>692135791
No, it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
buffy <3
WHITE WOMEN.
YES
>>692136634
Of course, they leave out the best part. I think this scene might be what planted the seed that would grow into a full-on strangling fetish.
I had issues
*had
Don't wake me up..
stuff like is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncuSgkPOF64
>>692134826
i too have cum to this vid many times
I wanted to fuck him and still do
>>692137859
We got a lingerie catalog in the mail, every couple of months. I'd immediately grab it and keep it in my room. They always had a few sheer bras and panties, and you could see nipples and bush. Worked quite well!
>>692135365
link?
What about Six!!
mtv/viva
swinsuit catalog
>>692135110
You little spoiled internet fapper. Before internet and streaming you had to fap with imagination. Keep a boner without visual stimuli. In middle school i was picturing my kindergarten neighborhood friends ive had for life sucking my dick and fucking me. Good times.
>>692137095
Summer time in the 90's in California was a magical time, I'd score season passes to Disney and Magic Mountain, it was rare to not see some some broad from TV or movies.
Puppet master 2, wore this spot of the tape out
>>692138367
>In middle school i was picturing my kindergarten neighborhood friends ive had for life sucking my dick and fucking me.
Yep!
Kids today: "How could you fap to a friend, if you didn't have a bunch of pics of her that you got from Facebook?"
Before avatar, there was this green whore.
>>692137357
No shes not. If anything she needs to stand up straight. Love those tits
The big sister mmm
>>692138878
The small sister mmm
>>692135812
didn't know she voiced the mom on "the adventures of rick and morty".
>>692137447
This and the old school MTV spring break were fucking money.
>>692137447
You are not alone.
I came buckets every time that redhead came on screen. I'd be pissed if I blew my load when she wasn't.
>>692138093
alphanumeric that ass!!
Who was Enzo's mermaid bitchs name?
Victoria Secrete runway show on E!
>>692138632
At 18 I bought my first camera, a Kodak pocket 110 Instamatic, in order to photograph girls I knew or dated. Was great to get bikini pics of cuties. If I got any topless I had to send the negatives off to be processed. Girls had no fear that you would share their private pics with the whole world then.
Am I the only one that still watches those old German report "documentaries" from the 70s about teens?
>>692138613
>sometimes forgetting to cue the tape back in the original spot.
>playing dumb when the movie bounces and crackles around the same spot
uma therman
>>692138878
T
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>>692139215
Schulmadchen report?
The Queen
>>692138878
DAMN
dem thighs
>>692138311
Yaaaasssss.
I think she was a fitness model or something for a while. Stellar hiney.
>>692138878
>lilos sisters thick ass and legs in shorts and boots
hhnnnggggggggggggg
>>692139215
Yeah. The old B movies at the drive-in. Like "The Teasers".
>>692139439
POST MORE TOPANGA
>be me,10 yo
>watch tv at noon
>animu starts playing
>opening has naked girls on it
>get horny but went 2 fast to start fapping.
>wait til a day later just to see the opening again
>bestfapoftheyear.png
>>692139330
Muh nigga
Yes !
Never understood what they were talking about lol
>>692139188
Clever.
Wish I'd thought of that.
My friend's sister comes to mind. I'd kill even today for pics of her as a teenager.
You know you fapped to some 3rd world titties
>>692139555
They all seemed quite keen on discussing their love for bratwurst iirc
>>692138878
Holy fuck, I would let her smother the fuck out of me those thighs!
Goth chicks have always been hot. Always.
>>692139439
topanga was super fuckable, but also inexplianably not that cute. i dunno
>>692139215
You can find most of them on YouTube.
>>692136634
source????????????
>>692139659
So many cool stories too
Like that one where a girl wants to know what it feels like to be fucked and tries to use her younger cousin kek
>>692139758
The Gift Dir. Sam Raimi (2000)
>>692139580
I have been very fortunate to know some really really hot girls. Now I am photographing their daughters. My former gf's 14yo daughter is presently the hottest female in the universe. I have much better cameras and no need to send digital images for processing.
Beautiful ass pink ranger
How fucked up is it that they so blatantly sexualized a 15 year old Kaley Cuoco in this made for TV Brady Bunch movie?
Whatever 12 year old me very much appreciated it.
>>692139974
I'd hit it.
90s dial-up internet porn was a bit subpar, to put it mildly. So these things were about as good as you were going to get without a friend finding his dad's porn magazine stash. My dad is some sort of asexual robot/alien so he never had any, and has no porn on his computer today (I have to fix it at least twice a year, and he'd never have the know-how to hide folders).
>>692139869
Halcyon kino, anon
you know it.
I was 13.
She was my Olympic heroine goddess.
FUCK YOU SVETLANA KHORKINA
you know it's true
>>692135711
You and me both. Fuck, she was the definition of hot to me and she's still insanely hot.
>>692139974
She actually looks pretty cute there.
Now she has a weird elongated body
>>692139136
marina i think
>>692139974
It's not fucked up, stop being so fucking Yank.
>>692139974
they didn't sexualize it.
YOU sexualized it.
get over it you pedo
>>692140056
Wat
>>692139188
>dropped of some 35mm home made at neighboring city's Walgreens
>picked up photos few days later
>24 exp but only got 18 photos.
>called to inquire. Little faggot says 6 of the photos violate store policy.
>Walgreens is ok with me shoving my cock down my wife's throat while she tears up and blows snot out of her nose
>Walgreens is ok with fruit insertions
>But Walgreens does not do anal
>Fuck You Walgreens
>Going thru the mail next time I get the wife drunk enough to let me tie her up and put things in her
>>692138430
here she is on the xbox
>>692135711
Dis cunt was my fap whore from when the series started until I graduated in 97.
>>692139439
Topanga
>>692139921
One of my former girlfriends had a really hot 15 year old daughter who had a crush on me. She would flirt like mad. Needless to say, everytime I was fucking my girlfriend, I was fantasizing about fucking her daughter.
I can only imagine the things going through your head when you think about your ex's daughter.
I'm sure you are professional when photographing her, but you MUST wish you could take naughty photos of her!
>>692139945
Busted my first nut while fapping to her. I will forever love this woman.
The sports channel of course
Never missed a tennis /volleyball / water polo match
>>692140204
A 12 year old boy can sexualize a potato.
>>692140220
halcyon
ˈhalsɪən,-ʃ(ə)n/
adjective
1.
denoting a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful.
"the halcyon days of the mid 1980s, when profits were soaring"
I used to blow loads to a 15 yo Kelli Ripa on Dance Party USA, video taped a line dance of the girls writhing to Legs (ZZ Top). Anyone else?
>>692140204
You don't have to sexualize a 15 year old. They are sexuality incarnate at that age. They just are.
>>692137951
great episode, all the girls got kinda wild in it.
Her, shes so beautiful.
>>692139215
like what? whats the name of one?
>>692139650
Nice shoop
Keemstars daughter
>>692140688
She caused the death of many many many millions of my children.
>>692140093
oh god. me too. you just brought back some memories of extreme teenage fapping because of those 1996 summer olympic gymnastic competitions.
>>692140800
shit didnt see that thanks
fapped to icarly so much when i was a kid
>>692140485
How's that fedora collection coming along?
>>692140343
She is so insanely beautiful that anything she wears looks too damn sexy. But I've photographed her in bikinis, dance tights and leotards, and a cheerleader uniform. Greatest ass ever to be in spankies. Her mom was also once a beautiful young model who I first photographed at 14 or 15. I have great plans for other shoots but she is currently grounded for missing too much school this past year.
>>692137310
But you didn't have a secret playboy?
I didn't grow up fapping to the Internet either but I tried harder than a Sears-Roebuck catalog
Poison ivy have me my first boner
>>692140807
Not a shoop
>>692139974
Bro, Hollywood is number one when it comes to paedophilia, didn't you notice yet?
Faggot
>>692139434
f course I've already a semi boner
Aunts panties. Would ride bike over to their house every Sunday while they were at church. Basement door was always unlocked. I would tug off 4 of 5 times. Remember dick got hard as diamond as soon as I walked in the house. Whole hamper to myself.
>>692141051
Nice X-ray then
Even though I was one of the rare kids to have the internet in my place and knew how to find pictures online through usenet and such, I used to love spending the night at my buddy's place.
His dad had a stash of penthouse forum magazines in between his mattresses. Once he went to sleep and his dad was out of town, which was quite often, I'd sneak in there and read the stories. I fucking loved them.
>>692140943
You need a hat to look up a word now?
Are you insecure about your limited language skills?
>>692139293
Fapped like crazy to her as poison ivy
>>692140943
Growing exponentially with each post I make m'sir
>>692141096
Go ahead...rub one out. But not too quickly, or you'll get a friction burn on the shaft.
>>692140995
Forgot to mention the incredible spandex biking shorts she had.
>>692134513
>>692141172
Not an x-ray either. They just had wet t-shirts.
Yeah I'm an oldfag.
>>692141221
Only reason to watch the movie. When she shed's the monkey suit...damn.
>>692140138
Man, Babs? I'm not even a furry but I can't deny that.
Fredericks of Hollywood catalogs we got in the mail.
>>692141221
Worst poison ivy ever
>>692141365
Oh shit, I remember those.
>>692141051
Slightly bigger version
>>692141172
Never heard of wet t-shirt contests?
>>692137432
Klassiker
>>692140995
>>692141274
You are one lucky dude!
I'm sure that after you finish post-processing the photos, and send them to her, that you don't look at them again, right? ;-)
>>692140138
Oh yeah. Space Fap
Bucket after Bucket
>>692141325
Bigger is better ;)
Sofia Vergara used to be on a Mexican channel tv show called fuera de serie, many a sock was turned crunchy.
>>692141258
she was the best thing in that shitty movie
>>692141547
True - seems wet cothing were a theme with Tatu.
Not that I complained.
>>692141287
My step-daughter was the spitting image of Brooke Shields to the point that when I showed a photo of Brooke to my younger daughter she identified it as "Sissy". Had our own Blue Lagoon by the backyard pool.
Almost forgot about this little treasure. Probably the reason why I got weird boners whenever my sister watched the little mermaid.
>>692139577
Fucking this.
Anyone 30+ has snapped off to this for sure.
>>692139577
So many hours trying to fix it, never any succes
>>692141723
Greentext required
>mfw my cock is ready
>>692141661
I am flattered....
>>692141367
Everyone in that movie were the worst ever.
>>692137447
Nope brother I fapped my balls out to this throught the late 90s... ahhh great times to bad about all that reality that ruined the rest of MTV for us.
Anyone else fap to Real Sex on HBO? It was hard trying to stay hard through all of the nasty old folks and trying to time your cumshot with the 2 minutes of attractive women per show.
XENA!
>>692134513
>be me
>be 7 years old
>1992
>I started getting boners around that time although I had no idea why or what it was for
>mom and dad go camping with some friends but don't want me tagging along (probably because they did a ton of drugs)
>mom gets a baby sitter who is a 16 year old local girl.
>Her name is Molly, has that 90s teen look like in OP. Blonde hair w/brown highlights. Hazel eyes. Extra firm D cups.
>So its Friday night and I'm laying on the couch watching the old TMNT. Its summer so i'm just wearing a tee and shorts
>Molly is at the other end of the couch knees up reading a book. In retrospect its was probably some smutty romance novel.
>So I'm watching tv and there are scenes with April O'Neil and my little 4 incher gets rock hard. Like sticking straight up pitching a tent in my shorts. I don't think anything of it.
>Molly looks over at me and says "what the hell is wrong with you?"
>I don't know so I get pretty upset and start to cry.
>She feels really bad and tries to comfort me.
>She hugs me really tight and after a few seconds starts breathing heavy.
>She looks me right in the eyes and slides her hand down my shorts grabbing my cock
>I get a little freaked out. She says its fine and starts making out with me. Her fully grown tongue pushes its way into my very small mouth.
>She pulls off her shirt and puts my hands on her tits and shows me how to rub them.
>My dick is so hard it hurts.
>She starts sucking like its the last dick she'll ever suck.
>I felt feverish like I couldn't even stop myself from going along with it.
>I start groping and fondling her massive tits.
>She pushes me down to her pussy and shoves my face into it. Tells me to lick it.
>She's gushing all over my face. Almost smothers me.
>She lays back on the couch, grabbs me and pulls me close to her face
>"You're not going to be a little boy anymore" she says.
cont?
Almost anything though....
>>692141521
oh mutha fukka. I don't wanna sound gay or nothin', but I think you just helped me remember when I got my first boner
>>692141722
Love it man
>>692139577
i m 22 and i ve had same thing!! Maybe cuz i m in a degenerate country and things came slower here.
>>692141723
Got any pics?
Implying that your step sis looked like brooke shields is very far fetched, Bro, not frontin.
>>692141930
Oh yis, she's smokin'!
>>692141981
this
>>692139577
Came here for this
use to jack it to all the see thru clothes the run way models had
>>692142115
Fucking do it
>>692135877
Yeeeeees
>>692137782
yyyyyyyyeeeeeeah
>>692142337
can this be a tatu thread now?
>>692142337
YOU WIN!
>>692138255
...
>>692135640
Eddie Izzard ?
BBC
>>692142115
I want to believe but I can't.
>>692142492
Boris Johnson
>>692140093
This. I even bought Sports Illustrated for Kids so I could see more pictures after the Olympics were done.
>>692142115
tfw a 7 year old has a bigger dick than you
>>692142337
Niceee
Pink Ranger
Normally it was scrambled porn. The audio came in just fine.
But my friend used to bring me floppy disks full of bmp images that his older brother would get for me (they had an internet connection at the time). Once my family got AOL, I started getting videos from filesharing programs... took 10 hours to download a 3 minute clip that you HOPED was tagged properly and was as good as the title sounded, as it was all the info you had on it. I remember one specifically with one girl rubbing between another girl's legs (might've been her own?) moaning saying "yea it feels so good." Got me off over 9000 times. Never going source on it... remember it had what looked like the hot wheels logo at the beginning and said something like "hot clips"instead of hot wheels. There was the sound of a motorcycle revving up and then it went to the clip. Wish I still had that clip. Nostalgia, man.
>>692142613
It's OK to fap to kids when you are a kid.
>>692141501
She and I usually scroll through the unedited files after a shoot, and I will later give a few prints to her and her mom. I have been completely unable to edit the last shoot of about a hundred pics of 13yo her in a ballet leotard, because of reasons.... She sure is flexible.
>>692142337
Also...
>>692142635
Does anyone have this? Pls been searching since forever
>>692135468
How do I find this??
>>692139688
U'm old enough to remember when most goth girls we're slim
>>692142635
>maxim
>no nips showing
wat?
>>692142904
First, you must solve my riddles three..
