Ylyl Green text edition
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Ylyl
>Green text edition
>>692123222
Checked and keked.
>be me
>23
>am swol, not gigantic though
>broke as fuck
>dropped out of highschool, too stupid
>decide to sign up for wrestling in a crappy underground place called "The Shed"
>place is a dump, smells like piss and shit all over the place
>first match
>skinny white guy, seems too easy
>mop the floor with that fucker
>get win money
>feelsgoodmayn.jpeg
>continue to wrestle for living
>ff two months later
>getting good at this
>after match, this guy walks up to me
>shady looking
>3spoopy5me.gif
>"watch out kid, he's gonna crush you like a steamroller"
>have no idea what's happening
>ask him what he wants
>says there's this fucking new guy talking trash about me
>activate alphamode.exe
>say i'll fuck him up
>man says he'll set up a fight next week
>think this guy is gonna get rekt by me
>ff one week
>fight is tonight
>go to The Shed
>go into the ring
>announcer introduces new guy
>screams into the mic
>"here he is now, WORLD"
>wonder why he chose this stupid name
>enter fucking landwhale snorlax nigger
>500 pounds easy
>bell rings
>i get fucking destroyed
>he rolls me over and pinfalls me with a jump
>breaks two of my ribs
>judge counts to three
>he wins
>look to the audience and see mr. Shady
>remembers his words
>somebody once told me, the world is gonna roll me
>i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
>>692123222
Them trips m9 r u the Haxor known as four tunnel?
I'll contribute because I like greentext threads.
>>692124889
copy pasta
>>692124889
True Story?
This one ALWAYS cracks me up.
True Story!
>>692124889
blah
>>692125885
This one is very fake and gay
Anyone have a bigger picture that's in this?
>>692126728
it's funny though
also, are you seriously considering all green text stories should be real?
>>692124964
Reaper's new death blossom
>>692127085
>Be me.
>Be 27.
>At work working hard and turning to read greentext from time to time.
>Laughing out loud, don't give a shit what coworkers think.
>Greentext ftw.jpg
>Suddenly come across obviously fake story...
>My face goes completely sullen.
>StaringContestWithPutin.webm
>Coworker asks if I am okay?
>Slap coworker and yell "Mothzer Russia will ask the QUESTIONS!"
>Obama apologizes for WWII.
>True Story.
>>692127085
It's really not even funny. Can't laugh at the obvious fake ones.
>>692128355
Kekd heartly
>>692128460
I'm at work and I just cracked up laughing. People already think I'm strange as fuck, they didn't look surprised.
Why bother waiting for your favorite green texts to show up when you can get them all in one place for less than a dollar?
https://www.amazon.com/Anonymously-Yours-funniest-inappropriate-strangers-ebook/dp/B00UHZXITS
>>692129104
you're welcome. this one is good too.
>also you're fucking welcome op, for me saving your fucking thread.
fucking newcunts
>>692128511
But where is the image?
>>692129357
OP is a faggot. There was like 4 posts in here before I started throwing up a bunch of Green texts I have. Here is one that makes me laugh like an autist to show my thanks.
>>692130198
pfft, idk.
>>692130034
Holy shit, I've been looking for this for a couple of years now, cheers mate
>>692130246
here, this is one i'm sure you'll love
Am I late?
>>692130462
no problem. i am almost out of all my good stuff though, about to pack it in.
Nah, Eliza is never late
>>692129302
where can i pirate this.. arr..
Heute 4chan, morgen die Welt!
>>692130673
this is it. and this last image is dedicated to op.
![8e21cf2c30acbc8b2e1a9ad34abd579e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e8rzw8s.png "8e21cf2c30acbc8b2e1a9ad34abd579e[1]")
>>692130772
nice thumbnail
![dc9820b0fed38f22c20ad32d2716054c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0BE0vSg.png "dc9820b0fed38f22c20ad32d2716054c[1]")
![a8ea2cc0912b55eab18b0ea78d014905[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qqMLksZ.png "a8ea2cc0912b55eab18b0ea78d014905[1]")
![e7e500cb9e17c2f57407f5a68d615f7a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/on17ovO.jpg "e7e500cb9e17c2f57407f5a68d615f7a[1]")
>>692131013
why?
![acdbd0ae20b396cda38b69d072ba56fd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/upBOrlN.png "acdbd0ae20b396cda38b69d072ba56fd[1]")
![ddea6d32741d81570e1c3d17a8d50779[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wdsIM1e.png "ddea6d32741d81570e1c3d17a8d50779[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqcFrClQVlE&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwVzV0mo_4
>>692130490
I smirked a bit.
>>692130605
I'll try to keep up with posting mine.
>>692124747
Wow that guy is such a shitty IT.
Its like he tries to be a terrible person lol
![68917d1b6e41d492d33d34e0f56efa5a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HqVaNoN.jpg "68917d1b6e41d492d33d34e0f56efa5a[1]")
>>692131349
She commands me to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUe6T5cDG0
>>692131443
well go to >>>/mlp/ i am sure they want you.
>>692126182
Lost
>>692131558
Nah
>>692131558
No we don't.
>>692131602
please do go to >>>/mlp/ it's where fags like you belong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AMMjIFakwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coAcagYnJHU
>>692131692
yes you do.
![593cbe245d3d8c8e1dda6f1b2a1e4727[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4HUUbOP.png "593cbe245d3d8c8e1dda6f1b2a1e4727[1]")
![ae35e3d7ac88617aaa8557fab2e298f9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UK0Uh2r.jpg "ae35e3d7ac88617aaa8557fab2e298f9[1]")
>>692125952
That's pretty funny but then I realized....
I'm black and homosexual ;_;
>tfw all of your black friends actually lived with their fathers their whole life and the stereotype only applies to you
>>692131818
Noooo we do not.
I, as a representative of /mlp/ can assure you that we do not. Besides,
>no hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCuRlHTeW8
>>692132014
no one cares if she is a horse faggot or not, it's where all the shit posters belong, in that shithole, far away from the straight people.
>>692132067
Seriously, kill yourself.
>>692130560
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>>692131962
I came to this thread for funny green texts not for shits like this
>>692132186
^what this guy says
>>692132186
>>692132126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8fUHJZVIEc
>>692132233
same here!!!
>>692132230
wtf is wrong with you!
>>692132274
i guess this won't end...
green text stories are over now doesn't it
>>692132323
l'm just a boy in love. Don't judge me.
who is this bitch and why is she funny
explain the dank meme fagot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ENwUww8A8
This was good for a while oh well
>>692132369
yeah, i'm tapped out, and i doubt anyone else has much, and i am sure we are getting close to image limit anyways
>>692132233
listen to this guy, he got double dubs
>>692132369
>>692132369
Yup, eliza thread now
>>692132576
no, dolan thread
My only regret is that I only have one image limit to reach for Eliza
>>692132648
Yes! Dolan!
![81f3abd067b4156eed627744ab3db7dc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e67wn8G.png "81f3abd067b4156eed627744ab3db7dc[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp93SArpamY
>>692130560
>>692130615
>>692130662
You are late you cunt. You should probably kill yourself because of this. Eliza is so fucking ugly. If I could push my tongue deep into a donkeys anus pulling out little balls of shit and jam them in between my teeth with my tongue THAT would be a much more pleasant experience over seeing your crusty, putrid, stupid face that looks like a rotting pile of shit. You are a worthless creature that deserves nothing less of finding a fire with EVERY SINGLE person or possession you love and dying slowly while each the small amount of people who you love try to rip open your filth ridden gaping ass hole. I could continue to tell you in hundreds of ways how you should kill yourself, but I am done wasting anymore energy on your you dried up gaping cunt.
![d9fd40a5c96317bf76baa0f073ea81a0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/baThwUR.jpg "d9fd40a5c96317bf76baa0f073ea81a0[1]")
>>692132777
come at me, little bitch.
>>692132755
Oben am jungen Rhein
Lehnet sich Liechtenstein
An Alpenhöh'n.
Dies liebe Heimatland,
Das teure Vaterland,
Hat Gottes weise Hand
Für uns erseh'n.
Hoch lebe Liechtenstein
Blühend am jungen Rhein,
Glücklich und treu.
Hoch leb' der Fürst vom Land,
Hoch unser Vaterland,
Durch Bruderliebe Band
Vereint und frei.
>>692127453
actually kek'd
![fa1099d32871dd8be45986f3da517320[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8sMmK5O.png "fa1099d32871dd8be45986f3da517320[1]")
>>692132960
>>692132940
post new feet pics or i report u
worst dolans ever
>>692133033
dolan is kicking your ass
>>692133019
no
>>692132925
lost...b that fuckin gooby get's me erytime
>>692131983
You're black? I'm sorry, that sucks.
>>692129746
Lost so hard
![4cc23b15deac42d2ac15d6a439ec8958[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AfFuehg.png "4cc23b15deac42d2ac15d6a439ec8958[1]")
>>692132888
kommst du aus liechtenstein? efta = ficker!
Why do you faggots have to come in and ruin a perfectly awesome greentext thread. You are cancer, are you from 9gagbang or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1uB0XcWl7c
>>692133434
Faggot with pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i37gEdT0TX0
>>692130490
>tree fiddy
South park made copypastas before they were kewl lol
>>692133555
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nigger please, i am doing this without a pass, i am just better than you.
Revenge is funny.
Nigger
>>692133774
Nigger Nigger
>>692133799
You're a filthy Nigger Nigger Nigger.
>>692133867
You are a rancid Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692133867
I'm assuming this person lives in new york
>>692133893
Kill yourself you Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692133915
You Dirty ass Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!!!
>>692133943
Nope, in a small country in europe
>>692133951
Why haven't you killed yourself yet Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!?!
>>692134012
Why is she a Mets fan then?
>>692134012
Fuck your small country you Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Oben am jungen Rhein
Lehnet sich Liechtenstein
An Alpenhöh'n.
Dies liebe Heimatland,
Das teure Vaterland,
Hat Gottes weise Hand
Für uns erseh'n.
Hoch lebe Liechtenstein
Blühend am jungen Rhein,
Glücklich und treu.
Hoch leb' der Fürst vom Land,
Hoch unser Vaterland,
Durch Bruderliebe Band
Vereint und frei.
>>692134107
Why do make me say Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger???!!!
>>692134138
Kill yourself Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134190
You're a Nigger!
ELIZA WINS
>>692134212
Stop being a Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134357
I'm going to find this girl and have sex with her and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm going to use the fact that we're both Mets fans to do it.
>>692134517
go back to >>>/mlp/
>>692134447
Dolan win!
>>692134242
You dirty filth of a Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134281
Fucking Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134575
see
>>692134468
last image in thread
>>692124889
that really wasn't worth the time it took to write
>>692134286
Stop Niggering you Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134012
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>>692133893
she does live in newyork, or somewhere in the states at least.
I remember when she was active on /r9k/
even chatted with her on skype a few times, sent me a pic with her pyjamas (might be the only one who has that pic, who knows)
also nudes of her exist, obviously they're illegal because she's like 15.
>>692134657
Dun care, he still won my heart
>>692134313
MODS! Ban this Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger!
>>692134332
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>>692134715
Delaware
>>692134357
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