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!!! 3.0 !!! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ITT rate how much cancer
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!!! 3.0 !!!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

ITT rate how much cancer you are.

Demographics:
>You come to /b/ primarily for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>You started regularly browsing /b/ after 2014 +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1

Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>DEUTSCHLANDER FADEN and other non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3

TALLY UP YOUR SCORE
0 - oldfag
1~2 - newfag
3~10 - Cancer
11~20 - Cancer+
20~30 - Cancer+ (Strong)
31~40 - Fuck you

IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 3 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE

GO!
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4 points
not bad i guess
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general threads ruined the purpose of /b/
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12
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Checkem
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>>692122893
nice
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>>692123308
>>692122893
He did it, the absolute madman!
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2. I'll take a new fag.
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7
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>>692121980
Roll fuvk
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fml exactly 3 - feels trapped man
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2 m8
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37
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>>692124286
No way
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Been here 8 years, and I'm still a newfag? Fair enough
2
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6. :) Well, that's not too bad, I guess! haha or NOT! XP
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>>692121980
6
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10
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16 points, not bad
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>>692124286
not even 40, you cancer
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>>692121980
2 points

1 for occasionally browsing plebbit and 1 for fuck you ylyl threads are one of the last few good things on /b/
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3
Release me
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>>692125646
Re-roll
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>692125427
You and I know damn well you're forgetting to add a lot of things.
>underage
>browsing after 2014
>OP of at least one YLYL thread

You're at like 10. You're Cancer+
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fk 11
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>>692125836
rolo
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>>692125702
From this post, I have analyzed that you have:
>Come for porn
>underage b&
>/r/eddit
>CSGO
>overwatch
>leafy
>traps
>2-3times/week
>after 2014
>autistic
>YLYL OP
>REKT lurk
>FB FAP lurk
>Trap lurk
>cock lurk

You're 18 bruv. Cancer+
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>>692123985
Rollolo
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I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
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>>692121980
got 10

check these repeating numerals
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>>692126266
God damn
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>>692126266
modget/10
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>>692126266
GOTEEM
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>>692121980
Well let's begin, I got 13 and I'm cancer+
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>>692121980
1.
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5 meh
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6.
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So long, peeps.
My monthly check-up-on-/b/-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. It's even called "Random" now, for sanitary purposes.
If you're here now and you think Random is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old /b/.
What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SCIENCE discussion. Good times.
Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying.
Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of /b/, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when /b/ went wrong.
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ok then roll
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5
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>>692121980
1
1

1
1

Welp. Guess I'm cancer.
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rolling to escape
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3, cuz I'm a newfag who joined a week ago (after 2014 obviously), I lurk in those fluffy threads, and I am autistic (not the Internet insult, I actually am wired differently in the head, so suck my dick)
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>>692121980
1. Fucking cs go
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2

Would have been 0 but the YLYL and REKT threads got me
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2. Seeya, bitches.
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>>692121980
10, glad to see that i'm only cancer
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>692121980
10/11
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>>692126962
I also demand to be freed from this thread, so check these dubs
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>>692126805
>wired differently in the head
Does this mean stupid?
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>>692126967
Holy fuck it's Spider-Man.
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>>692127111
Nice quads mane
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>>692121980
Got a 2. But how do we know OP isn't a giant tumor?
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>>692126809
You're forgetting:
>underage
>come for porn
>fap 2-3 per day
>overwatch
>leafy
>FB FAP (post)
So you're 8 at least.
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Check 3m
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>>692122397
What's the purpose then faggot?
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>>692127238
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>>692127511
OC
but you wouldn't know what that is

Also I'm not the one you replied to
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>>692127131
Well, yes and no. On the one hand, I have a bit of trouble socially (especially when I was a kid, but I don't talk about that). On the other hand, however, in some ways I am a goddamn genius, getting great grades on my tests back when I was in high school, and able to write good songs (I'd share a link if I had any recorded) as second nature.
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>>692127288
Sorry I lied. I can't argue with your Hitler-dubs
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>>692127564
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>>692127564
You just sound like a giant newfag.
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>>692121980
8
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>>692127668
You sound butthurt
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>>692127780
dubs 4 escape
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>>692127646
What else are you leaving out?
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Well shit I got the results and I've got 4 cancers
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Huh, thought I was a newfag, turns out I've been a newfag so long that I'm an oldfag now.
Straight 0
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>>692127820
You sound clueless
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>>692128066
You sound like you don't know what OC is
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4...could be worse
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>>692128181
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>>692128066
>>692128181
Ladies, ladies, lemme just settle this once and for all
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>>692127878
Nothing I promise. Definitely not a huge faggot, I swear!
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>>692128181
>OC
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>>692128528
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>>692128181
Original content. Original characters. Orange County. Oxycotin. Post moar Spider-Man plz
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1, bye
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>>692128181
>>692128272
>>692128404
>>692128528
>>692128598
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>>692121980
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4 points, not bad I guess.
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>>692121980
Just 6, normal cancer.
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Piskit nx vasarpydariai
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>>692129486
Bandau vel blet
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4.

Rekt threads get you cancer points but gore is what /b/ was built around? OP clearly started lurking post 2008.
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>>692128655
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Damn I got 5 points
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>>692129886
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>>692121980
>Deutschfaden
Does spamming links in trap and cock threads count as cancer? At least Im making profit from it.
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>>692121980

4
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>>692130114
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>>692121980
2
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success.
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>>692121980
1
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>>692131908
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>3
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noko goes in all fields
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>>692121980
Okay.
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>>692121980
For the record, I'm only cancer 6 by this rating. If that's worth anything to anyone here.

Requests?
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>>692132803
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>>692133071
No requests then?
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>>692133575
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Okay, bye.
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Shit. Im a newfag. Fuck cunt.

Rollokg
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>>692133790
Reroll
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>>692133815
I must escape.
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>>692133836
Damn cybt
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>>692133869
Fuck it im out
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4 points, please let me out of this shit thread
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>>692134054
Re Rollin for freedom
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>>692134054
Another one
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>>692134054
Fuck me Jerry I'm gonna be trapped here forever
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Damn, I got a 9, and I've been here for around 10 years now
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>>692134054
This is basically a trap thread *ba dum tsss*
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12
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>>692134054
Plz
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>>692134054
I can't get fucking dubs kill me
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>>692134054
The rerool potential is at an all time faggotry level
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>>692134054
I'm crying
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>>692134054
LET ME JUST FUCKING ROLL DUBS ONCE 10th rerool or so shitm
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>>692134054
4chen plz gimme da subs baws
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>>692134054
I'm not leaving till I get dubs
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>>692134054
Ughhhhhh
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>>692134054
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>692134054
Cancur
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>>692134054
1
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>>692134054
2
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>>692134054
3
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7 points :(
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1 cancer
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11
jesus christ
roll
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>>692134054
4
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>>692134054
WHY THE FUCK IS MY LUCK SO CANCER
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im fucking cancer
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>>692134054
;(
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>>692134054
Don't worry fellow anon, I'll roll for you :)
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i was at 0 but i moved myself to -1 because i know roll threads are for faggots.

newfriends feel free to deny this.
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>>692135255
Are you fucking serious
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>>692135255
Thanks m8
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Fuck niggers hail satan
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9001

Le Legendary Glowing Cancer
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>>692121980
7
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Cancer+ need them dubs
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7
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7 faggot
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37 kill me please
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3

wat
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>>692124512
eeeew
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>>692121980
11 Points
Ey thats pretty good
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HITLER DUBS
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>>692121980
Holy shit, I actually scored a "0". Not an oldfag by own standards, though, I was here 2007–09, left for six years, and started visiting again late 2015.
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>>692121980
8, I'm decent amount of cancer
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>>692127780
8 but check these trips am immune to cancer
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>>692121980
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>newfag
>my 11 years count for nothing
>mfw
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>>692121980
0

im here for the feel threads
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I got 17
Rolling
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>>692121980
>goes on ifunny
>+50
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>>692121980

2.. fuck
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>>692125427

Are you me?
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0 points fags
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9
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>>692121980
3
Joined in 2006 or 2007, can't remember
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7
check em
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>>692127632
>in some ways I am a goddamn genius

I am this close to screencapping this for a cringe thread. Typical autismo retards thinking highly of themselves eventhough they are closer to being mentally retarded than being a normal person with a healthy mind.

>but m-muh geniuses that were autistic and achieved a lot in life

Those are exceptions, most autists just end up obese living in their mom's basement watching anime, eating chicken tendies and frequenting waifu claiming threads.
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7, not bad for a gay furry
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13. Cancer+
Im 4 btw
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>>692126624
/b/ was never good
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>>692140450
Time to escape now
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>>692140625
Next attempt to escape
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>Cancer Rating (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
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5
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>>692140819
Reroll
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>>692140716
Eh, this thread is dildos. I'm out
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26m sweet
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>>692121980
Well, actually zero...
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>>692140850
Again
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>>692140896
More
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6 points kek
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>>692140934
Get
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escape
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39
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>>692121980
Rolling
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>>692141195
rolling for escape
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>>692121980
>7
not to bad just slight cancer
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>>692141230
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>>692121980
left out +1 for participation in this thread
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>>692121980
5
what do you think OPs is?
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>>692141318
What if I get trips
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>>692141405
Fucking hell let me out ffs
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>>692141394
I'm a 2.
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>>692121980
Well i only hang for incest threads so +1 cause porn?
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>>692141531
nice bait
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>>692141590
This isn't bait. None of these apply to me except the NAW NIGGUH I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT thing and the fact that I've lurked trap threads before
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Just 3 points... Not bad at all
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>>692141798
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6
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Check these dubs
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I'm just on my way out.
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5 not bad i guess now get me the digits nigger
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>>692142530
rerollo
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check'em
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8
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Rollo..

5, not bad..
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aw yiss, only 2
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12. Watch these fucking dubs m8
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>>692143562
fuck reroll
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>>692121980
1
So to be an oldfag, you have to not even be here? Ok kid.
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>>692143425
Rerolo
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4
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>>692143636
that's the point. /b/ has been tailored for newfags for like 3 yrs
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LET ME ESCAPE
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I got 1 point for browsing the donald
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