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who the fuck is the naked banana
>>692112950
Fucking newfag
>>692112276
>pornhub
>"fucked" is censored
lost
>>692112479
I really really like this image
>>692112479
here's how i interpret the origin of this image: Bill Hitchert, Jon Callanan and Lori Petrosino were facebook friends (prolly IRL friends as well). One day Bill Hitchert posted the Banana image. Maybe he got some response, maybe not. Maybe people commented on the image and he was really proud of his finding. Maybe no one commented and he let it go. I think he got some feedback and he was proud of himself, in a pleb way. Then, one day, perhaps not too long after, Jon Callanan posts the same banana image. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Perhaps he had a beef with Bill Hitchert, perhaps he was just trolling Bill, perhaps he was just as a moron as Bill (they are friends, after all). Bill, upon seeing that, not sure what Jon was up to, tries to fake a laugh and asks where did Jon find it (hey Jon "ha-ha", where did you find this ?). Jon, who prolly knew what he was doing, says, oh, just somewhere. Then adds sarcastically. Nice of you to join us. It's possible that Bill was ignoring Jon, and that Jon did it to bait Bill. Bill, then, passively-agressively says the famous "i really (3x) like this image", as if saying (yeah, I, it was me, before, who posted that image, scumbag) Jon, then replies with his famous: save it, it's yours, which, of course, means "yes, I know you posted, i stoled, suck my dick". Then Lori, who was just passing by, says: "wow, this is funny" Bill, then being the one who posted first, of course, says "thank you, you should thank me, I was the one who introduce the image to this faggot" And that was the story
>>692112276
This is ycyl or you depress you lose
/thread
Wtf is this thread? It need moar Desu!~
>>692113026
coming back after a 2.5 year break
so stop being a cunt and just explain why theres a naked banana in a laugh and lose thread
also, the bunny? fucking seriously?
>>692113167
why am i kicked from discord?
>>692113136
9/11 underrated backstory post
>>692113136
>>692113167
It's a containment thread I made to let the other ylyl threads function without the spam.
Takeing one for the team.
>>692113036
>His face looks like the mucus from...
>From...
FROM WHAT?!
>>692113226
Apparantly this banana meme was found by a guy named lori so... its a meme, and... well im just a faggot
>>692113239
>Desu Desu
Desu Desu
>Desu Desu
Desu Desu
>Desu Desu
Desu Desu
>>692113226
stfu and enjoy the banay nays
>>692113370
honestly, id rather an entire thread of milhouse
>>692113226
>July 2014
>someone posts the original screen cap
>people laugh
>the banana is posted
>people laugh
>it's posted too much
>people get mad
>idea is born
>flood the banana
>angry
>weeks go by
>banana in every thread
>angry
>banana edits
>laughs and anger
>current year
>its still going.
>>692113457
>not posting desu ascii
>>692113625
>posting banana.
Desu~
>>692113572
ok, simple explanation, thank you
once again, fuck this website
peace out
How about a loli banana rabit rect meme?
>>692112276
come visit the b chatroom
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
>>692113936
go away
>>692113936
what is b?
>>692112276
kek boris won
stay mad you leftist cuck
>>692114083
no, you are the b
>>692114214
You ever wonder if she has functional lady parts? Isn't she a doll?
>>692114214
DESU
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S
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>>692114277
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
>>692114288
Lost. This link is outstanding
>>692114295
Yup,Totally a doll, no reproductive organs.
Desu~
>>692114253
Yee
But it's a non binding thing and is only advisiey and in all likely hood it won't pass in the house of Commons and the UK won't leave the EU as both sides know that would result in the break up up the UK and destruction of the economy.
And for that I hope they go ahead with it, I'm not a brit but I want to see Scotland and northern Ireland bail on the UK and leave them to their economic ruin.
Dubs?
>>692112950
Go back to le reddit
>>692113895
Everytime someone does that, a flat chested girl is born somewhere. YOU are the cause of FLAT GIRLS. It's the punishment for humanity for not respecting boobies.
>>692112276
There, there you Yuropoor, I have just the thing to help you forget that the EU was already crumbling.
>>692114330
Nice pasta.
Please tell me you at least copy/pasted it rather than typing that all out, because that would have been a huge waste.
>>692112609
You are just hopping into every little thread today aren't you?
Well fuck im tired
>>692114800
When Scotland and northern Ireland leaves what then?
Or the more likely UK dosnt leave the EU as the referendum was only advisory and is non binding and parliament is not on board with it.
>>692114941
who the fuck cares
makes me laugh every time
>>692115006
Then we can laugh that Scotland will have left the UK to join EU (Freedom from to UK so we can have Brussels make decisions for them, woooo!) about the time the Euro (which will be a requirement of all EU countries) will fail after more countries will need bailing out. And then they will have to try and rejoin the UK to keep from going completely bottom's up.
Also, the pound dropping is the fault of investors and other greedy fucks playing games with YOUR money, but of course, democracy and regular people are to blame. This is EXACTLY why despotism, fascism and reign by often incompetant monarchs with absolutely no idea or care about what people want has always been popular in Europe. I genuinely do believe, more and more, that deep down you guys actually get off on invading and slaughtering each other.
>>692115352
This picture is incorrect
The union jack will be changed as Scotland will be leaving the UK to rejoin the EU.
>>692113167
Well seems like the newfags are ruining /b/. You'll never understand that ylyl has been apart of /b/ since the beginning. You can't get rid of it. It's an important part.
well this thread is ruined
>>692115433
I'm not a member of the EU UK or US I'm just laughing at the destruction of the UK, the individual nations will survive but the UK will die.
Or more likely the UK won't leave the EU as it has no binding obligation to do so right now and by the time it comes to impliment it they will pussy out and stay.
>>692115658
ylyl threads fucking suck anyway.
go to a better thread, or a better board, or kys or whatever
>>692114748
That's a good thing
>>692115658
Yes. But ylyl has always been here and will never go. It's embedded into the board. One day a newfag decided it was cancer and made many threads pretending to be many people. Now the even newer fags believe its unoriginal.
>>692115728
Says the new kid
>>692114653
I made that desktop image lol, i hope people spam it more
>>692114748
i'm gay, so you can have all the flatties while I'm pounding your male relatives and laughing through mouthfuls of cum
>>692115826
they are fucking gay thats why we ruin them
>>692115800
>one day a newfag decided it was cancer
no. ylyl evolved into cancer, and remains cancerous to this day
>>692115826
>waah waah my safe space
>>692115922
>>692115927
No. They've been here since the beggining. Long before you were born. They aren't going anywhere.
>>692115962
Take a look at this tumblrite. I hurt xim/xurs feelings
>>692115989
they fucking evolved into cancer fuck wad so they need to die
shouldn't you be posting some shitty reddit meme in your favourite ylyl thread?
>>692112950
Welcome to 4chan! I think you'll REALLY LIKE our silly- yet VERY FRIENDLY- little website! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask away.
DAILY REMINDER TO GET YOUR DOSE OF CANCER
>>692116285
succubus
image limit reached void kek
>>692116005
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
This is a cringe thread now.
>>692116415
at least i dont copypasta faggot
>>692115514
>Scotland gains freedom from the UK to make decisions
>enters EU and no longer has any sovereignty and has all decisions made in Belgium
But of course, as we all know, Europeans are simply incapable of peacefully trading with each other unless they're part of some big club you have to pay millions of dollars/pounds/euros a year to be a member of.
Otherwise, the simple act of trying to trade beer or onions or whatever will lead to another world war ... at least, that's what the Eurocrats seem to keep saying.
>>692115680
>I'm not a member of the EU UK or US
Oh, so then you have absolutely no say so in any of this. Good to know.
>laughing at the destruction of the UK
Because the UK has never been a sovereign nation and has absolutely no experience running their own country, right?
>the individual nations will survive but the UK will die.
One word, anon: Greece. Actually, have another one: Italy. Because they are all doing so well and great, right? Never been better for them, amirite? And besides, Scotland and Northern Ireland are pretty much irrelevant anyway.
>Or more likely the UK won't leave the EU as it has no binding obligation to do so right now and by the time it comes to impliment it they will pussy out and stay.
People said the exact same thing about brexit winning the vote, and if they do stay it will be because of the rich boys looking out for themselves, which I'm sure you'll applaud, because of COURSE they're only looking out for you.......
You people really are something. Hooray for voting and democracy unless it's not what I want. Man, you people would have really loved being in the Soviet Bloc.
>>692116427
all ylyl threads are cringe threads
>>692116491
only because you're a newfag
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>>692116289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY
>>692116607
and your a salty cunt and no im not a newfag dumbass
>>692116719
onisions a stupid fat fucking cuck
>>692114749
I suddenly realize that I... KINDA wanna fuck this anthropomorphic she-rabbit. What exactly does that fact say about ME?
> legitimate question /b/
>>692114288
to googl J9cZLo
>>692112753
FUCK ALMOST
>>692113026
l came so hard to this
>>692116062
Funny because they won't
>>692116797
but he's a banana... there for mememmememememememememe related....
LOL AT IT YOU FAG FUCKER
>>692116736
>loses to crappy generic ylyl content
confirmed newfag.
>>692116995
newfag
‫>>692117161
newfag
>>692116995
>>692115426
Lost
kek check out this funny picture of a helicopter http://goo gl/dlecds
>>692117564
>iaintclickingthatshitnigga.png
>>692117648
someone did kek they were lucky to be using a proxy though
>>692117719
kek what a fucking retard
>>692117719
I can't help but wonder exactly what it was.
> I'm guessing some pizza. With no toppings except for cheese.
>>692112479
mind if I save this image/
actually im going to shave it regardless if you care or not
>>692118272
save it friend, it's all yours.
thanks for joining us tonight
>>692113136
That's a 10/10 story. capped.
>>692112479
ious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this banana? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking YLYL for the past year has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting hundreds upon hundreds of variations of that idiotic banana picture. Then they circlejerk themselves by samefagging with "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE" "THANKS LORI" FUCK YOU, LORI. I don't know who the fuck "Bill" or "John" or "Lori" are but it's not fucking funny. This shit is stale.
Not that it bothers me (or anyone who isn't underage themselves), but don't you banana posting idiots get tired of posting a stupid meme that angers almost nobody, and never has? Or are you just bored shitless and don't feel like doing your homework so you thought you'd shit up an anonymous internet board with few rules just because you can?
The mind of an autistic child perplexes me. It actually might be beneficial for you to get some mental help or to join a support group. You guys seriously need to reconsider what you do in your home life or you'll never be satisfied.
>>692112479
are you sending a message?
>>692119773
what the fuck are you talking about
>>692119318
There are codes encrypted in the images. U need to know the algorythm and the passphrase
>>692113119
LOLOLOL
>>692113136
Story?
>>692120193
uh huh.
redpill me on flat earth pls
>>692120402
see
>>692113036
and lurk more ffs
>>692112609
Said the faggot posting Judy fucking hops
>>692120426
Darknet links. Cannot say more. Already told 2 much.
>>692120608
yeh yeh darknet whatever.
now what about the flat earth theory?
>>692120749
Damn, they got my mac adress. Must change device and vpn
>>692120908
Damn. Ther is a black car in front of my house. To guys get out and walking around my house
>>692114512
For Scotland and Ireland to join every eu country has to agree, the eu can't take on anymore mouths to feed so they'll be denied entry.
Why do you think the Scottish eu representive was desperately telling them to help in there time of need and not forget them? Because he knows anon.
>>692120908
should i microwave my hd?
>>692121168
Hear sounds from the backdor. I think i have lost.
>>692121248
2 late. Propably my last post. Run!
>>692116802
That you're finally at home amongst these degenerates.
>>692113846
And stay out you fucking fag
>>692121168
*too
>>692121364
All lies. Ther is no such things as crypted nonsens in banana posts
>>692121508
I have destroyed my computer just to be sure
>>692121668
Wont need. Its all lies. THEY do not exist. Evrithing is good
>>692121862
so i wrecked my pc for nothing?
damn you 4chan
>>692121923
Hey. Its real me. They writing on my device. Im in the trunk. Have a econd smartphone. I dont know, what they will do. Hop, they dont read this hread.
>>692113310
I assume the Mucinex commercials
>>692122098
Shit. The break...
Seriously this is getting fucking old now guys. The banana is literally not funny anymore, I'm tired of fucking seeing the damn thing. This board has turned into nothing but fur fags and trannies, because you degenerates keep fucking spaming every other thread with this fucking banana.
>>692122718
But there are messages in the bananas. Dont u get it?
>>692116509
>Oh, so then you have absolutely no say so in any of this. Good to know.
SJW detected. Just because something doesn't directly affect someone, does not mean they don't have valid opinions or inputs, cunt-rag.
>>692122718
>>692123245
Obviously not, and he faps to all the fur threads
>>692123724
And traps
>>692123724
And lso to rect
>>692114253
Seconded
