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Hey /b/, can you eat a whole pizza? (medium sized, 14")
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Hey /b/, can you eat a whole pizza? (medium sized, 14")

Just wondering if I'm a fat ass or not, because I can eat a whole pizza with no problems, while some people might pass out after the third slice.

How much pizza can you eat?
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yea, easy .. im 6'3 195

i've been doing it for years
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no i can barely eat 3 full sized slices anymore. 5'10" 150 pounds.
I used to be able to do that when i was like 15, but now that i'm 25.. it aint happening
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>>692105210
Watching your weight or something?
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>>692104973
I CAN but I wouldn't really want to, I'd probably be satisfied after 3 slices, then eat another 1 or 2 and save the rest for later, however if I were CHALLENGED to eat the whole thing i could.

I'm talking about the big actual pizzeria pizzas btw not the shitty small pizza chain pizzas
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14inch pizza?I don't fuck with anything under 18 faggot,but at 18inches I go ALLLLLL the way
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14" is a large at most pizza places dawg medium is 12"
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>>692105493
not really, but once you get to mid 20s you notice that you should start being more careful with food. I just can't eat large portions anymore my stomach like shrank or something
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>>692104973
one time i took nine inches but i was totally wasted and on special K when i was in Jamaica
my bffl girl periscoped the whole thing
when i got back home i was single
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Fucking Dominos' medium pizza is basically a personal pizza for me. granted, i do struggle with the last few pieces, me being 5ft11" and around 190 lbs. $8.99 each too so its a fucking deal.
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>>692106504
You pay $9 for a fucking medium Domino's? Massive rip-off. You can get a large on carry-out specials usually for $7.
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what are american pizzas like? more crust or what?
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>>692106707
see, thats where you fucked up. carry-out takes too much work for an anti-social beta like me.
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I once took the whole 14" once. Except it was in my ass. I took a full 14" in my ass. He was black.
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>>692107201
nice
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>>692104973
I once ordered a large, stuffed crust, pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and they fucked it up. Ended up getting a large, stuffed crust, cheese pizza with extra cheese.

Ate the whole thing, didn't shit for days.
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360lb fat fuck here. I can down a entire Hot n Ready deepdish from Little Ceasars no problem.
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>>692104973
i once ate an entire digiornos not delivery pizza.
projectile vomiting was kinda cool, but not fun. body was sore for like 2 days. didnt eat any kind of pizza again for at least a year.

now i eat 3 slices max.
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>>692107471
Do you shit it all out at once as well?
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>>692104973
I can eat 3 medium whole pizzas and 2 and a half large oddly enough I only weigh 132
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>>692106820
Dunno man.. Kinda looks like this? (pizza I bought the other day) don't ask why I took this photo
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Serious question for everyone who's tried pizza from all the chains.... Which pizza is the best?

Papa John's, little Ceasars, dominoes, or pizza Hut? (I think those are all the popular ones).

I tried dominoes and Papa John's and dominoes is def better
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medium is 12 inches


i used to work as a delivery boy and the place gave every employee one free pizza per day to eat


after awhile most people got sick of pizzas and i got along with everybody so i could have theirs if i wanted


i fooled around one day and ate 4 of these medium pizzas in the span of about 1-1,5 hours


helps alot if you mix the ingredients well and eat different stuff


felt like shit after that anyway and stomach hurt, i'm 210 lbs 6'3
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>>692104973
maybe not even half a pizza, i am a bitch and don't like the feeling of being full
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I'm sure I could if I had to. But I get full after 2-3 slices.
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5 slices to a whole pizza if i have some hunger
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>>692106820
some places you can get a pizza for 5 dollars per large. because of this ingredients may be sub par and the pizza might be absolute shit, though people will still buy it cuz cheap.
there are definitely good places out there though, mostly in bigger cities and obviously since its in america, bigger is better. good places to go for pizza are chicago and newyork. and of course theres those huge corporate chain stores like pizza hut or little ceasars. these pizzas are okay. but not award winning.

most places offer different styles. thin crust, hand tossed, pan, ect.. you choose depending on how you like it. you can get fluffy ass crust, or no crusts at all.
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>>692107712
why did you tak... oh
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>>692107859
yeah id go with dominos as the best pizza.
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>>692107949
>don't like the feeling of being full
non american detected
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>>692107670
No.I'm shitting every 2hrs for the rest of the night though .
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>>692107859
out of those dominos, but i usually do papa murphy's if i dont feel lazy. if i feel like a cheap fuck ill get lil c's
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>>692104973
I used to be able to eat an entire medium pizza from dominos.
But then I stopped eating carbs and I can barely eat an entire burger now.
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>>692107949
You haven't been filled the proper way, seems like. ;)
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>>692108137
If it's fresh, a $5 Little Caesar's can be far better than some pretentious $20-25 "gourmet" pizza in a big city.
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>>692104973
If I smoke before I eat, I could finish that shit. Probably not a second one though
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>>692108422
nah bra... i'd rather eat a reheated pizza from pizzicato than a lil c's pizza. that being said, i'm no snob, i eat my fair share of lil c's
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>>692107859
>pizza Hut
Terrible. The worst by far.

The others are all good stuff, and pretty reliable.

Domino's was better in the past, before they changed their recipe.
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>>692108422
yea i feel you and kinda agree.
but those "gourmet" pizzas will always be considered objectively "better"

its kind of like coca cola to me.
id much rather drink store brand sodas because i feel like actual coca cola is too sugary/sweet. the cheaper ingredients in store brands makes it more palatable to me but coca cola is obviously the "better" brand of soda.
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>>692108341
Maybe so... why don't you fill me like one of your american girls, then? ;)
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>>692108514
>before they changed their recipe.
that garlic crust doe.
and their specialty chicken, god damn lord have mercy on my soul.
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lemme have a stab in the dark here, while we're on the subject, any of you guys ever worked in a pizza place/restaurant from the get go or even started one yourself?

because i plan to start one myself after working in the field for a few years and i have the recipes/method of operation/concept in general in my mind but i don't know where i should _literally_start. I have to make a website, print flyers, buy equipment, rent a space, get the paperwork done, get permits, find employees, i can't really imagine which step comes first.


Say, i'm supposed to buy the oven/freezers/various equipment, but since i dont rent the space yet, where the fuck do i keep it? If i rent the space first, it's going to be expensive and installing everything/storing it might take time and i could waste up to weeks of rent without productivity.

Also, i'd need about 8 employees, what if i can't find that many while everything else is set to go? I'll just piss away rent money and other peoples wages untill i do.


What's the god damn timetable for this shit and how am i supposed to start out?
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How many bros agree with me on this:

Pepperoni sucks hot ass. Just a plain cheese pizza is far superior to pepperoni.

I hate how Little Caesar's makes mostly pepperoni by default. If you ask for a Hot & Ready cheese, sometimes they don't have any, because they don't prep enough.

FUCK PEPPERONI. Very unhealthy stuff too.
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>>692108979
>ordering little ceasars
poor faggot
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>>692107712
Odd picutre, why would you take a random picture of a random pizza?
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>>692109069
Good, quick lunch for a great price, and if you don't get pepperoni, it's not horribly unhealthy.
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if you're not from NYC you haven't had good pizza yet .. sorry niggers
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>>692108422
>>692108788
checked
I feel you guys on the """"gourmet"""" front, but holy shit when you find an actual high quality non-chain pizza restaurant it changes your life.
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this is why the rest of the world laughs at you, you greedy gluttonous disgusting fat fucks
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>>692108945
dont bother
president hillary gunna kill ur dreams
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>>692107712
Why is your "pic" 3.79 megabytes? Is the better question?

>I have vids that aren't that big
>Hiding shit?
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>>692109298
Idk I lived in upstate NY and they had some pretty damn good pizza.
I like my pizza thick and soft though, nice and fluffy with lots of cheese.
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>>692108945
You get a business loan so money isn't a issue, rent everything until your established find the employees first then get the equipment and put it in storage find your building have everything installed and then bring the employees in to train on your first day pass around fifty free pizza coupons to generate business
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>>692105962
probably to full of all that cum you've been guzzling you fag manlet
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>>692107712
Where is the cheese pizza at anon?
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>>692106504
around here dominos has a 2 med for 5.99ea so, why not do that and save the other for later? that isnt too bad a deal
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>>692109437
The clue's in the resolution you fucking retard
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>>692107712
Jesus Christ
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>>692104973
Yeah I sometimes do if I don't feel like saving some for breakfast the next day. 5'10" 148 pounds. I probably wouldn't eat for the rest of the day though.
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Competitive eater and fatass. I can put down 2 larges from Dominos. Sip water and not soda if you are serious.
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>>692104973
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>>692110136
that looks horrible
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kek
>fucking lightweights
tfw I can eat 2 xtra large pizzas at once

binge eating has made my stomach fucking HUGE
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>>692109069
>Spending an extra amount of money for something you'll shit out anyways
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>>692110227
>plletun
wtf
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>>692104973
A medium pizza? I weight no more than, what, 200 pounds? I can slam an XL with some chicken wings on the side.
The fuck are you going on about?
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Love me some cheese pizza. Eat it whenever avaliable. at school, on the way home, in my room in the car. Pretty much anywhere.
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>>692110421
life must suck when you cant enjoy anthing right?
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>>692110421
>jew
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>tfw never had domino's, pizza hut, lil c's...

There are just too many good pizza places around here, actual pizza places, with actual pizza. Anyone from New Haven or the CT shoreline surrounding it will surely agree
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>>692110580
>plletun
What?
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OP can't eat 12 slices but can eat 8
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>>692109777
Dayum son

Also, this, only I'm like 6'1"
>>692105080
The trick is drinking in portions, since the dough in your stomach will expand with liquid. you need to practice digesting food, gradually eating more and more over a long time. eat this much, drink this much, digest, repeat


10/10 thread btw, pizza fucking rules
>>692110217 that's a deep dish you dingus, they're delicious
>>692110227 my man
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>>692111112
Off by 1, ouch

>>692111233
>deep dish
>delicious

Nope.
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>>692111089
...heheheh,... newfag... :^)
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>>692104973
Fat kid at heart here.

I try to maintain my weight as best I can. Workout, moderate eating, water, etc.

Some weekends I get really drunk, and end up ordering Dominos at midnight. I eat 2 medium pizzas and an order of wings in one sitting.
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eurofag here

this thread made me order a large dominos texas bbq beef pizza


i got my eyes on their online tracker,s hould be here in 40 mins
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>>692104973
>I'm 21, 196cm(6.4 feet), 87kg(194 pounds)
I can devour large pizza in 15-20min which is
how long I usually eat my lunch, not just pizza.

When I was younger, after my basketball
practice I would go to the local burger place
and get 2 hamburgers and a small pizza.
Keep in mind I had practice 4 times a week.
So I'm pretty used to eating a lot, but it seems like for some reason I can't get fat.
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>>692111664
>6.4
where you from anon?
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>>692104973
I can *probably* eat a whole "za" in one sitting, but I fucking love left over pizza, so I save a few slices for the next day to shove into my face on my way out the door.
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>>692111923
not American that's for sure
I doubt you know where the shithole I live in is
its called Croatia
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>>692104973
I can eat 2 large (probably 16 inch) from pizza hut.
But then again my branch is run by cheapskates so my crust is so fucking thin even on hand tossed.
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>>692111923
>>692111923
not American that's for sure
I doubt you know where the shithole I live in is
its called Croatia
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>>692111664
>can't get fat

Same here, bro. But I'm a fucking manlet at 5'9" (technically that's average height, but on /b/ it's manlet). I can't break 140. I can eat and eat and eat and I don't blow up.

Feels good, actually. My father always said it would catch up to me but I'm 28 now, soooo... ?
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>>692104973
When I was a 5'7 235lb fatass, I could eat 2 large pizzas.
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>>692111335
>deep dish
>delicious
>nope
never tried it
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>>692104973
Like five years ago I'd knock out a entire 5-5-5 and a 8 price hot wings....
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>>692112000
Chek'd

Bro, we may be Ameritards.....but we've heard of Croatia. Not sure how many of us can find it on the map, but we've heard of it. Kek
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>>692104973
I could easily eat that much and more pretty much anytime. 6'2", 158 lbs.
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>>692111627
40 minutes? That's atrocious. And it's almost 5 in the morning.
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>>692106820
We'a call'a them a pizza pie, but pronounce it a'like a piezo pie!
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>>692104973
5'9 136 lbs and I've always eaten my pizza whole

it's called physical activity
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>>692112242
Imagine a mozzarella stick with sauce on it. Now take off the delicious breading.

That's deep dish. And it's terrible.
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>>692112442
cheese is the best part of the pizza what are you talking about nigger
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>>692112200
>dub dub dub

>>692112111
>>692112000
>>692109777
>no mercy for the weak
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>>692112390
the world is a big round globe, anon, and it spins. i already said i'm from europe, it's not 5 AM everywhere, they're called timezones
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>>692112442
It's all in the crust
>Think about it
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5'8.5 here 145 pounds
I was 180 about 3 months ago, and i
could've eaten a large pizza too myself no problem. Haven't tried since i lost weight might go on a huge cheat day, and try it this weekend tho.
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>>692112760
That pizza looks horrible. It looks like some french woman's afternoon snack.
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>>692112702
>:l
I know this
But you said Dominos? I figured, you know, Eurofag living in America
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>>692112568
The cheese is great, but if I wanted to eat a melted block of mozzarella...I'd just do that.

Pizza is an art and the cheese to crust to toppings ratio has got to be perfect. Too much cheese? Gag! Too much topping? It falls the fuck off and makes a mess. Crust too doughy? Might as well be a donut.

Deep dish is seriously fucking terrible. That isn't to say I wouldn't eat it. I'll eat that shit, but I won't like it...
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>>692111627
Am I the only anon that thinks cheese pizza is the best? like just crust+tomato sauce+mozzarella

any topping just takes up space that could be occupied by mozzarella so I don't see the point
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6' 165 lbs can eat a large pizza with mild effort
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>>692112966
Yeah you're the only one. Toppings are awesome.
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>>692113139
What kind? I guess pepperoni is cool but I'm a frenchfag and for some reason our pizza places don't have those new york classic pizzas with just cheese and pepperoni.
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>>692112966
Fuck off you sexual predator of children.
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what exactly is a pizza guys!?
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i cant eat an entire pizza in one sitting or anything but i mean if i got it delivered at noon and stayed awake for another 12+ hours with nothing else to eat, yeah that pizza isn't gonna see the morning fam
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>>692113290
??? I don't know memes very well xD
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>>692112966
You aren't intrigued by the idea of making a pizza taste like a renown sandwich or traditional dish?
Let me help you start,
Mushroom, jalapeno, and sausage
If you want more cheese, simply buy a side of dip
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>>692104973
Fuck you OP I'm eating pizza tonight because of you.

My arteries don't thank you.
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>>692113282
It depends on my mood, but I usually order one of the following:

>eggplant, spinach, and mushrooms
>meatball and garlic
>pizza "white" (cheese pizza without sauce) with clams, bacon, peppers and olives (aka "clams casino")
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>>692113550
>spinach
>clams
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>>692113282
>>692113550

And also, yeah, I've been to France before (well, Paris and just outside of Paris), and the pizza was... actually, it wasn't bad. I was just confused by the one olive that they stick in the center of the pizza.

Every time I got pizza....one olive in the center. I thought someone was playing a prank on me.
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I'm 5'6 manlet and I can eat a whole medium pizza at once, but when I get one, i prefer to save 2 slices for later, microwaved old pizza is fucking dank

Also, a medium dominos pizza costs around 10 u$d here in the 3rd world shithole i live
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>>692113715
Fuck yeah, /b/ro. Mother fuckin' CLAMS!

Suck that greasy shit down with a tall, delicious beer... unpin my diaper and roll my ass over 'cause I'm done.
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>>692113829
>microwaved

WAT! Son, you just fucked up...
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>>692104973
that would be 2 dinners for me.
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hey has anyone else tried using their own cum as sauce? its surprisingly good
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>>692114174
haha epic win!
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>>692114249
im literally not even joking
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>>692108514
>DERP

Pizza Hut is the best of the big chains, then Domino's. Little Sleazers and Papa John's last.
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>>692114174
And if you age the cum it becomes cheese and it grows mushrooms which would be sort of like a free topping for your pizza.

That would be cool, unless, y'know....you don't like mushrooms.
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>>692104973
2 slices of a medium pizza for dinner and I'm done until lunch or even dinner the next day. That shit sits in my gut like lead.
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>>692110136
Sauce on top is just plain retarded.
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>>692114444
Forgot the pic
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>>692111627
Show your dick to the delivery driver.
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>>692114444

FCKING QUADS
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If I'm very hungry and it's a delicious pizza, yes, I have.
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>>692112760

Now I'm starving.

I only have 91 cents in the bank.

Fuck you.
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5'7 manlett , 182 lbs , yes I can.
pic is me
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>>692114367
How is it possible to be so wrong? Are you also wrong about other obvious things, like gravity and the fact that water is wet?
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>>692115016
To be fair, it's likely that some of our greatest minds are wrong about gravity. Furthermore, there are "wetter" liquids than water, so in relative terms, I suppose water isn't quite so wet, but that's arbitrary.
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>>692105080
Same. Especially after an exhausting gym training
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I ate an entire Large (16") earlier and was hungry 2 hours later. I could've eaten another. I'm 6'1" and 180LBS AND still losing weight. Some people are just human trash compactors or some shit.
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>>692115360
You must live on the toilet.
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>>692115223
I hate the very essence of your being with all of my heart and soul.
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>>692115439
I don't care, I just want pizza. I'll let you turn me into a pizza and eat me if you hate me that much.
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>>692115414
Nah. I had Pyloric Stenosis as an infant so they had to manually reopen the bottom valve of my stomach. I guess I just digest food extremely quickly. I also bloat a shitload when I eat a lot. I ate an entire large meat lovers with extra cheese, added more bacon and sausage, and then put spaghetti on the pizza like it was garlic bread. Shit was fire. I'm down 60 pounds.
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>>692104973
I can eat a 30" pizza in one hour. 6'0" and 200lbs.
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>>692115638
What the fuck kind of idiot would cut that into such narrow slices? When a pizza's that big you square-cut it.
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>>692115686
I once knew a gay guy who literally put small amounts of feces on his pizza before eating it. The guy was a freak but nobody knew about his scat fetish until he was caught on webcam.

I don't talk to him anymore.
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>>692106504
wait a min, dominos have sizes??!!! i been ordering online for years and never seen this size option.

I eat all of the pizza but i feel full on the last slice. i am 70kg 175cm which is 5kg overweight
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>>692115915
You might want to get checked for autism, brah.
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>>692114444
>>692114478
>gets quads
>forgets pic

Summer can't get over soon enough
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>>692104973
Anon I'm 6'1 320lb football linemen, I eat averagely when it comes to pizza (I'll be talking about domino's since I never heard of a place with a medium size pizza besides there) 3 pies with some cheesy bread and maybe a sandwich, I never finish it all but by the end there's maybe like 3 slices left and a bit of cheesy bread. Just to put you into perspective with real fat Fucks like myself.
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>>692116079
Bro, I've been here all summer. The fuck are you talking about?
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>>692116106
nice dubs!
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>>692104973
Being a eurofag with no concept of inches, I thought to myself I couldn't eat that. Then I converted it to cm and thought wtf. That's what I always order. And I'm 5'6" and weigh 125 pounds. And then I saw this >>692107712
And remembered you amerifats eat American pizzas, not Italian ones and yours are 3x as thick. God. Either I'm high or this was complicated.
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>>692108289
Hey me too
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>>692116025
why? they don't state the size you faggot
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>>692116106
kek, you never get dubs, bitch
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>>692104973
I've always stopped two slices before I finish
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>>692116106
>>692116390
fuck you guys!

check em!
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I am 6"3 and 159 lbs and I can finish that solo easily.
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>>692116263
An inch is about half the length of your thumb.
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>>692116390
Only one way to fix this, check em
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>>692114009
not anon but reheating in the oven is better
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>>692116545
you must be SCRAWNY AS FUCK
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>>692109298
People from new york are so obnoxious about pizza. Eating food you like is not a skill. Stop being being proud of things that are not personal accomplishments.
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I've eaten 1.5 kebabs and 2 pizzas during a lan party
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>>692116669
I know a scrawny short old man who is like 160 LOL
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>>692104973
6' on the dot and about 140 pounds, can eat a whole fucking thing and often do, still skinny as all fucking hell though.
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Dubs thread?
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>>692116633
no u
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>>692112074
CROTEAM!
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>>692116789
You're a completely sane and normal person, good going you!
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>>692116714
Your just jealous because our pizza is better then your shit tier cardboard with craft singles with ragu tomato sauce.
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>>692116872
just going to shit post until some takes the bait aren't you?
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>>692104973
>medium sized, 14"
Fucking americans
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>>692116882
Open a window, ya smelly cunt
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>>692116882
Open a fucking window jeez
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>>692116545
>>692116669
>>692116752
Must be Jughead
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>>692104973
I can but that last time i did that shit it landed me in the hospital due to lactose intolerance they had to give me oxy to calm the pain
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>>692116947
>>692116966
Im sorry man its just all these dubs im holding
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>>692117006
At least you got to take oxy
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>>692116939
In UK 12" is considered a large. I'm 6"6 190lb and fuck trying to eat a 14"
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>>692117026
All none of them?
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>>692117026
you ain't holding shit bitch
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oh look
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>>692117089
>>692117093

I dropped them
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>>692117106
you fucked up
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>>692117127
Wait I think I found them!
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>>692117086
well that's because you're Slenderman
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>>692117165
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If the next post is dubs do not trust him, for he is a skeleton
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>>692117127
Faggot
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>>692117165
hey guiz!

I found the dubs!
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>>692117216
>implying
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>>692117188
>implying that im your personal army
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I got this
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>>692117238
Okay these are definitely the dubs I was looking for!
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>>692104973
I can eat a whole Jacks pizza.

If anyone knows the place, its called Casey's, and you'll know how great their pizza is. But I can't eat a whole one
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>>692117254
I got tits
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My go-to place does 18 inch pies and I generally devoure the whole thing. 6'1" 185lbs.
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>>692117360
Those tits are so saggy they might as well touch the floor
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>>692116926
Have had New York pizza. It's okay. You're just mad because you can't do anything interesting so being excessively proud of something from where you are from is all you have.
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6 feet, and 190 pounds. I look pretty normal, slightly stout with a bit of a belly, though. I could eat more than a whole pizza. I don't find pizza filling at all. I guess the fast food ones are generally less filling though
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>>692117403
FIGHT ME IRL NIGGER BITCH!!!!
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>>692117403
>>692117373
samefagging this hard
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>>692104973
dubs get
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>>692117373
Faggot
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Yall like fucking an inch above six feet and like 160-190 bitch im 6' and 140 lbs
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>>692104973
I'm a big fat fuck, I can eat constantly.
Big pizza is not a problem - I'm never full.

I have begun dieting though. Eating sensible potions, since I'm never full anyway, might as well eat less.

I've tossed 20lbs so far.
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>>692117403
U fukin wot m8
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>>692117586
2
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>>692117642
O SHIT DAWG HE CALLED IT
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>>692104973
Sure I can, if the crust is thin I could eat even more and I'm a skinny holocausturvivor-tier anorexic
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>>692117642
noice
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Am grill, can eat two. Your pizza eating game is weak, /b/.
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>>692117642
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>>692117713
meant to post this along with my dubs
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>>692117553
Keep it up fatso
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>>692117887
so close to trips, I can taste it
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>>692104973
I CAN 360 NO SCOPE A PIZZA
THEN I CAN 360 QUICKSCOPE THE 2ND PIZZA
THEN I CAN 720 NO SCOPE QUICKSCOPE THE 3RD PIZZA
THEN I CAN 1080 NO SCOPE QUICKSCOPE NUTSHOT THE 4TH PIZZA
THEN I CAN 720 NO SCOPE BACKFLIP THE 5TH PIZZA
THEN I CAN 1080 BACKFLIP NO SCOPE QUICKSCOPE OVERMAP NUTSHOT THE 6TH PIZZA
THEN I CAN 2160 BACKFLIP NO SCOPE QUICK SCOPE OVERMAP WITH 2 BULLETS REMAIN IN MY UZI AND HIT WITH 1ST NUT AND THE 2ND HEAD THE FUCKING PIZZA THAT GIVE THE KILL TO AIRSTRIKE THE WHOLE FUCKING RESTAURANT
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>>692116782
>>692116789
Neat
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>>692118248
Hey baby... I just wanted to say you look really pretty tonight you know.
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>>692118158
>>692118248
Sorry by the way, I'm taken. Tehehehehe
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>>692118318
Hey there stud-muffin. I changed my mind, you're a cutie. Tehehehehe
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>>692118337
Are you try to leave me bitch??
You don't mind about the childrens?
I'll shot you
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>>692117887
Will do
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>>692118404
I want a divorce and full custody
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>>692118391
Oh... Thankyou!
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>>692118478
I dont care about what you want fucking bitch i'll shot our child, you cant stop me, my dubs will kill him
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>>692108141
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I can eat a 12-incher in one go, but nothing more. Presuming I've eaten a small breakfast and at least 8 hours have passed. Yet I weigh 200 lbs.
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>>692117086
In UK everything is also bland shit garbage.
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>>692119083
But they have real cheese
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>>692107859
Got a Dominoes years ago and it was soo greasy we had to use most of the napkins to dab up the grease, after that it was ok but nothing special
haven't gotten dominoes scince
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>>692106820
Lots of cheese(or not) to make up for lack of proper topping
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>>692108979
Pepperoni is a shitty wanna-be topping
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>>692104973
I can eat a whole pizza, but you shouldn't you fat fuck.
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>>692110136
Is that one of those 'famous' NY or Chicago style pizzas?
It looks like shit and ill bet it tastes like it too
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I'm 5'00", weigh around 160lbs. I can easily eat an entire large pizza with sides from Dominoes or my local pizza place in one sitting, I did this every day for weeks at a time when I was last in college, I may have a binge eating disorder, though. Not particularly proud of it.

I find I only ever actually really enjoy the first few slices.
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Easy I'm a 200 lbs vegan and I can still do it
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>>692104973
i can eat a xl pizza easy (gotta smoke a shit load prior though)

im a small motherfucker too, 125-130 lbs
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6.2' and 160lbs and i can eat à 14' and still have a dessert after
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>>692111627
Pizza delivery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fl-FBrnkXI
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>>692121693
14 fucking feet of pizza? youre a fucking monster
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>>692105962

Maybe you were just eating unhealthy and now it shows.
At least that was the case for me. My stomach is fucking rekt, I need a glas of milk before bed to not die of heartburn in bed. Either that or not eating dinner.
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