Waifu claiming thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Don't question my existence
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed, I'm not here.
>>692104482
Honestly. What the fuck.
Goodnight wonderful*
Claiming best girlie!
fucking weeabos. do you niggers ever sleep?
Miho claimed
>>692103825
Hope i am.
>>692104233
It may come back who knows.
>>692104432
You suck!
And here we are again
>>692104455
I'll destory you with zelda
I'm going back to sleep now.
>>692104583
Rifks.
>>692104640
No.
>>692104640
Baka gaijin, will you ever have good animation?
>>692103995
No, I don't really attend expos.
Plus it's too far.
>>692104222
Trips confirm my order!
I hope it's pure Colombian!
>>692104233
It has happened. You don't remember do you?
>>692104275
Glad to have shared it with you!
Sleep well and take great care.
>>692104298
Oh.My.God......
You witty little rascal.
>>692104110
Everything will go better for you friend.
Take it easy, and thank you.
Mine.
>>692104640
I go to bed at around 6 AM, so no, not really. Even when I do I get around 3 hours.
>>692104765
Goodnight.
>>692104848
you wut?
>>692104519
Fran claimed by a spooky mortician.
>>692104233
No stitches necessary. She grows/clones each half into a completely new Fran. When they both realize they got different parts of her personality they begin to hate each-other and go their separate ways. When one Fran fucks a bunch of shit up the other comes back and says she equally fucked up and offers fuse back with her into regular Fran.
Such a touching story.
>>692104640
No.
>>692104275
goodnight
>>692104486
ah ok. i never understood why you would call ice cream gelato in america other than just trying to be fancy
>>692104583
that looked disgusting lol
>>692104646
nah i dont think so. usually you get less sick because your body is taking care of the bacteria/virus/other. meaning its only going to get better.
>unless serious shit happens
>>692104897
yeah i know it happened but not with me it wont. especially not with the way you are behaving with me now
>>692105012
wat. fusion and fission? thats... not normal
clammed
>>692104897
Nigga I wouldnt rip you off
Kaga claimed!
>>692104640
What does that mean?
>>692104897
Thank you as well.
>>692104640
Mavis fukked a ginger pizza boy and he knocked her up
>>692104640
no sleep is for the weak
>>692104731
You probably right i havent played in years
Also only ever updated once so i dont know of any nerfs or buffs
>>692105434
No idea what version I have, pirated the dlc characters and added it in with some update
>>692105199
Well they don't technically fuse per'se. Thee take out each of their half brains and put it in a new Fran body, bringing her back to normal.
I think I'mma head off too. Gotta rev up the SNES. See you tomorrow everyone!
Notice me, senpai
>>692105431
Welp, guess I'm weak then. Mata ashita you fucking weaboos
>>692105645
>Noticed
Wassup.
>>692105656
only if you actually come back tomorrow. goodnight
>>692105656
Sayoonara
>>692105615
oh shit and you too
>ika
@692105645
no
>>692105656
See ya.
>>692105199
Who knows.
Well I'm off to bed. Kind of lurking on phone till I pass out.
Night everyone.
>>692105645
Noticed
>>692105585
Thats fine
>>692105753
I'll try to remember. First I have to fill up my chitoge folder
>>692105888
Goodnight dude.
~Shiro
>>692105918
W-why are you posting mizore lewd?
>>692105645
Go to bed mio
>>692105888
trips check. goodnight
>>692105956
lol i just meant it in what you said in your message is all. but for real goodnight
>>692105199
I'm referring that it happened with you.
I'm just messing with ya, I don't mean to hurt feelings or anything.
>>692105203
Good to know comrade.
Good. You. Know.
What's next on the agenda?
>>692105888
Trips says you're going to be fine.
Goodnight and take care.
>>692105645
I can't, I'm too busty being noticed.
Nah just playing.
>Noticed
>>692106032
See this is why our ship sank
You were always looking at mizore
Never at me when i was always right there
>>692106250
Gaming til my next service call
>>692106035
I'm not Mio!
I'm doppelganger mugi
>>692106327
YOU NEVER POSTED LEWDS OR GAVE ME CUMMIES
I pity your new ship
>>692106375
I know friend, i thought you were my mugi and i was trying to mess with you. Hello doppel mugi
>>692106250
*busy
>Sanae
>>692106250
lol. your feeling were actually hurt with a simple comment
>busty
wew lad
>>692106814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGs8vtjDxxY
>>692106464
I have literally never seen you post a single yuno lewd
AND YOU COME AT ME WITH NOT POSTING LEWDS
Rory-sama claimed
>>692104519
Yes you are
>>692107072
You never asked, dumby
>>692107234
Ive never seen you post lewds for anyone ever
>>692106359
Ay, hope it's not Dark Souls.
What is it?
>>692106464
You're very demanding.
>>692106668
No, why would it? I simply made a statement about your remark.
I corrected myself though.
A little antsy are we?
>>692106814
Jaja nice!
>>692107107
You kinda disappeared after those two went ham on you for no reason.
>>692107317
Yes I did, for mizore, pay attention boy
>>692107418
Runescape!
Dark souls is for pvp and fuck the silver knight grind
Ya goddamn right I'm dominate, I aint no little bitch that takes it in the arse
>>692107421
I have never seen them
>moka
Claiming Rally, you normies.
>>692107606
That's cuz you aint here when me and mizore were getting it down n dirty~
>Yuno
Allahu /waifu/
>>692107418
of course im antsy. its been a week and a half since my last fap. i notice everything now.
I think im going to sleep now. i have a big day tomorrow. goodnight all
>fuck. a song im into right now pooped out
ok after the song
>>692107728
you snooze you lose >>692107606.
>>692107874
>pooped out
fucking kek
popped out*
>ika
>>692107728
>>692107951
We were still shipped then
I didnt realize i was shipped with such a slut
>moka
Best type moon claimed.
>>692108091
NA NIGGA, YOU wanted out and told the shipmaster too, made it offical too AND ship with someone else, too late fuccboi
ok im going to sleep now. goodnight all
Goodnight you magnificent bastards, I love you all xo.
See you in the morning when I complain about TAFE.
>>692107418
What two? Dio and Kurumi? I was busy at work, then had to ride home.
They always go ham on me.
>>692107548
Yes!
Never played Runescape.
Was too poor to afford internet.
Hotaru, I think was her name. Wasn't she the dominate one though?
>>692107874
>>692108308
Good, no need to do that.
>pooped out
Made me laugh, thanks for that!
Have a great rest and take good care ika.
>>692108157
Still holding strong! Good for you!
>>692108449
Damn son, well Im sure you wouldnt like it, its hella grindy
>Hotaru
>Dominate
HAHAHAHA no
I want to play ESO again but i don't want to wait 3 days for all the updates to download. feelsbadman
>jenny claim
>>692108222
I got out after you were fuckin around with mizore
Moved on and got a new ship
>moka
This thread is filled with newfags
>>692108714
>I move out
>HURR DURR WE STILL SHIP U JUST SLUTTY
>>692108552
>filename
3edgy5me
Commit Sudoku
>>692108449
Oh come on I wouldn't commit heresy so easily.
>>692108914
Nigger i never said we were still shipped
That sank a long time ago
>moka
This drama kek
I'm dying
It's just a thread
>>692109093
Fuck you I read it wrong cause Im a little drunk okay?
>>692109125
>It's just a thread
Doing God's work, Anon.
It's just a thread
>>692108552
Robit
>>692108985
There has been a lot of heresy the past few days, run while you can
>>692108376
Goodnight Megumin and take care.
>>692108387
Yeah those two.
So you were working, gotcha.
I see no reason behind their hate towards you.
>>692108541
Everyone likes it, wouldn't mind giving it a try back then. Now I can't because I don't play fantasy games. Only one that I would play is God of War.
Yeah she was.
She made you do things.
She was very nice though.
>>692108552
Are you running DSL?
>>692108985
All the people that committed heresy turned to boats waifus. I have the reason to be worried.
>>692108925
>Sudoku
I fucking love committing Sudoku. Not very good at it though, or numbers in general
>>692109426
Mugen. How are you?
>>692109314
>it's just a prank bro
>>692109125
This.
>>692109485
>She made you do this
That's a fucking lie
>>692109485
They just dislike Rory. Dio just dislikes lolis in general.
>>692109485
dunno, think so
>jenny
>>692109502
we need hank
can i pet the cat now?
>>692108157
That's some nice art
Saber claimed dome with league edition
>>692109756
Yes the Fate GO cgs are generally excellent.
>>692109257
Lucky i aint got no booze
>moka
>>692108985
>>692109485
>All of the ones who committed heresy switched to boat waifus
Slight error in your judgement there ;^)
>>692109943
I am LMAOing @ you
>>692109501
Alright, doing the usual. How goes things with you?
>>692110029
No please
I cant take it
>moka
>>692109558
Made you get on to chat, made you talk nicely to her, and made the ship official.
Come on comrade, I remember.
>>692109628
Dio never gave me hate. She's 17.
I see nothing wrong with Rory.
>>692109656
You're from the past aren't you?
>>692109733
Sachii, you pop out of nowhere.
>>692109967
Oh? Who might you be?
>>692110253
Have some oldschool nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyQEwTushQ
>Yuno
>>692110288
YOU REMEMBER INCORRECTLY
>>692109967
We know it's you Rin
I don't want to post my waifu.
>>692110139
Fine, playing undertale in the background. I might take tomorrow off.
>>692110288
I said i dunno, but yeah, i am pretty behind in alot of things. don't even have a ps4.
>>692110419
Wasnt aware the news spread since I didn't get the normal greetings form you. Guess it happened while I was inactive
>>692110288
Read above
>>692110029
>LMAOing
Commit seppuku
>>692110664
It was pretty obvious.
>changing waifu within the same franchise
Even worse than boat fuckers to be honest.
Claiming
>>692110648
What kind of run are you doing? It never hurts to take one off. I did it a decent bit at my first job because i just called and hit numbers to say im not going in instead of telling someone and feeling guilty
>>692110784
Still better than what Konata's been doing
>Pic related
>Saber
>>692110288
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>>692111097
Konata is just an attentionwhore between that and the copypastas.
I'm a NEET
Good thing my parents have a shitload of money
I even have my own house!
I can have as many tendies as i want!
>>692110370
By the way you typed the words in caps.
You know I'm right, no shame into admitting that.
I'm not trying to irritate you comrade.
>>692110481
Okay.....
>>692110419
How was your day?
>>692109426
When was this heresy? Who are they?
>>692110648
You and me both, but going to build my computer soon. So I'll be back on track.
>>692110664
So you're s heretic. Who was your previous waifu?
>>692111108
Perfect gif!
Has it going?
>>692111183
Lucky.....
>>692111162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRSQ5v6n0U
Brilliant bastard, I would've never guessed it.
>>692104519
Come visit the /b/ chat
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
>>692111315
Tohsaka
>>692111315
>>692110915
your waifu only exists because some asshole doesn't know how to pull out
>>692111037
Genocide, thought it was a good idea to only buy one spider cider, dump all the snowman pieces and eat everything else during undyne's fight.
>>692111037
>instead of telling someone and feeling guilty
I honestly have trouble telling people when I'm taking a day off, whenever someone's off they have to pick up the slack for the missing people.
>>692110288
Manga Rory is 13. And anime Rory is 16. Given her body type, Dio considers Rory a loli.
>>692111315
Well just woke up and haven't even fetched breakfast so no idea really.
>>692111463
Bullied so hard he changed waifu, guess I have to spam BLACKED now.
>>692111315
Past few days, its been a lot of general heresy, not just switching. I think the better question is who doesnt need shaming
>>692111500
Undyne destroyed my poor 10 year old body more times than i care to admit. Idk what it was about the reverse arrows but i could never get them right
Thats true, the job i had only ever required one person but we always had 2-3 going at once so it was never a problem
>>692111315
pretty ok, really tired so will probably going to be going to sleep soon
how are you?
>>692111500
>>692111954
>Genocide?
>>692111805
No it wasn't so much the bullying but more of a Chang win heart
>>692111463
>Noted
Why?
>>692111498
There, there my sadistic killer. You're still awesome.
>>692111503
The age does give her the loli status.
But you're alright with me.
How was work?
>>692111554
Ay, breakfast is always important! What are planning to eat?
>>692111954
Konata I know for sure, who's the others? But who switched, I need to know.
>>692111961
I'm great missed work today to relive this aching and it's gone now.
What have you been up too as of late?
>>692112063
Chara!
Hello everyone
>>692112337
Helloooo~
I'm waiting for a music download and then I decided to go for a run.
So I might be off again for a short while
>>692112356
Hey Mio, how goes the morning?
>>692111954
Really? What did you do for a job?
>>692112063
I said pacifist, get your ears checked
>o shit waddup?
>>692112337
No idea, either cereal or just skipping it going straight to lunch with noodles.
>>692112482
It's okay, just drinking tea as usual to wake me up a bit and just refunded a game. You?
Normies
>>692112337
O-Okay..
>>692112490
I'm sure I heard genocide.
Doing fine, woke up and now I want to go for a run. But then I realized I forgot to download my favorite song on my phone to listen to while running. So... downloading and converting first, then running... I might stay here for the thread and leave for the next thread
You?
>>692112722
>Megumeme
>All Megus changed to shipfus
Heretical waifu calls ME a normie?
P L E A S E
>>692112063
The robit is slashing people up, cant wait for jenny to hit the last fight
>>692112337
A megu unironically switched to something. There is one here cough cough >>692111463. There was another one but i dont remember, i usually only keep up with whoever hits me up. Havent had much luck hitting up certain peeps
>>692112490
Was just a cart person at a walmart, it was a really easy job and half of the time id just talk with cashiers on break
>>692112337
Change in heart
>>692112156
I have no idea what the fuck mobile thought I was saying
>>692112804
We have a Megumin right now that's pretty cool. All Megu's receive piss poor judgements even though they have absolutely nothing to do with what past Megu's have done.
>>692113091
Because megumin is a flavor of the month girl, like Chaika, Ryuko/Satsuki or Hestia.
>>692112900
>Robit slashing people up
So we might be able to become friends after all, huh?
Nice~
Anyway, robit will get destroyed/rekt/put to sleep/shut down/dunked on/etc a lot of times
>>692113091
shhhh Shiro, I know, you don't take me serious.
I'm just mean to everyone, it's my thing...
u little bitch
>>692113230
You're Gatorade.
>>692112804
what song is it? I'm fine, tired bored because ESO is taking a long time to install.
>>692112900
>>692113230
already hit last fight. Hard as fuck, just the way i like them.
>cart person
>really easy
Bitch please, i just stack boxes for a living. unless i a co-worker is taking a day i barely have to do shit.
>>692112337
Pretty easy, but needed a lot of prep work done.
>>692113230
Oh you
>>692112356
discount azusa
>>692112337
nothing really
being really lazy i guess :^)
>>692112452
That's the spirit, keep your health in check!
>>692112513
Go for the noodles.
Is it the struggle noddles or the good kind?
Noodle for breakfast isn't bad at all!
>>692112668
What was the game?
What's the flavor of your tea?
Still up chatting, drinking some POM juice.
>>692112772
You miss her?
>>692112722
Says the one that's been known for heresy.
>>692112900
Another Megumin switched? How it pains me.
Yeah, I noted that one.
If you can find out it would be much appreciated.
I'll look out for them too.
Thanks for the update.
>>692112915
>Change in heart
Maybe I should give you a pass, just this once.
>>692113369
Do you have an adequate staff where you work?
And that plush, is it yours?
>>692113509
Talking to her through telegram
>>692113288
>I'm a sportsdrink
sorry what?
>>692113334
>what song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTS7iSNvUg
this one, and have fun with ESO
>Hard as fuck
He's not hard actually... just unforgiving and the karma damage is a bitch
>get it? Because Karma is a bitch! Okay, I'll stop
>>692113369
Yo Rory!
>>692113509
>Keep your health in check
I'm damn healthy. Probably because I live on the countryside and need to walk an hour to the train station to get into town and meet up with people... although I'm staying home most of the time
>>692113607
It's cause your an little bitch and far inferior to other beverages that are used for sports, like water.
>shhhh Shiro, I know, you don't take me serious.
I'm just mean to everyone, it's my thing...
>u little bitch
>>692113509
No, its an Etsy pic. I do want one though.
Yes, they are adequately staffed. Just another cafe in the group is down a person to give him time off. So my other kitchen guy went over there and Im staying where I am.
>this is mine though
>>692113607
What up
>>692113509
Cities skylines. It looks like a good game, I've enjoyed watching people play it. But it's just so much to manage and it's not helpful for new players. So I'm refunding it and buying something else in the future. Earl grey is my tea. But sounds good!
>Mio
>>692113725
You're a different kind of mean to me.
>>692113230
Looks like it, i went into the next morning with my fight. I got to a point to where if i didnt do the whole start without taking damage i just died and tried again
>>692113334
Good stuff, sans is gonna give you his bone a few times at least
Oh damn, looks like ive been out lazied
>>692113509
Dont they always. Its in the nature of being a megu claimer.
Ill try to keep you updated, its hard to keep up now that skeletor owns everybody.
>>692113725
You talking shit about me Chen? You're a furry.
>>692113838
go back to bed
>>692113838
>>692113838
Get a room
>>692113509
>Give me a pass
Heresy is still heresy no matter how you sugarcoat it
>It's 3am already
Damn gotta get some sleep. I'll marathon KnK when I wake up
>>692113874
See
>>692113230
>>692113937
>Damn gotta get some sleep. I'll marathon KnK when I wake up
You suck at this
>>692113713
>rekt
I... was defeated
>>692113725
>you don't take me serious.
Chen please
How are you?
>>692113780
Oh, that looks awesome! Consider me jelly
>>692113867
>the whole start without taking damage
that's rather easy
>>692113982
You're still no homosex book. Fucking faggot.
>>692113607
>wiping all out
Fuck, i need to play p3p again.
>unforgiving
I consider it a form of being hard.
>>692113867
>oh damn, looks like ive been out lazied
The pros of doing jobs no one likes: Everyone pays you to do it.
>>692113933
Oh Shiki I found this gem you might appreciate
>>692114043
Cut me some slack I as busy today.
Night though this time
I thought you have to kill all the monsters in Undertale i had no idea you could be a pacifist
>>692114124
Goodnight.
>Shiro
>>692114043
>Filename
Fucking kek
Never laughed this hard before
>>692114109
Fagt ur?
>>692114119
>filename
Mettaton is no real enemy, please. He can't fuck me
>Need to play p3p again
Me too but... well I just can't get motivated for it.
>>692113891
I can't sleep anymore.
>>692113907
I should get gmod shouldn't I? How are you doing?
>>692113933
If only we lived closer.
>>692114299
Learn to read manga correctly you degenerate bonobo ape.
>>692114169
that's what i thought about high-school
>>692114313
But robots can fuck, I'm living proof of it!
>>692114402
And robots can also turn to dust. I have proof of it too.
>I put it in an urn
Anyway, I'm going for a run now, see ya later
>>692114384
You never said it was manga
>>692114325
>I should get gmod shouldn't I?
Don't.
It's not really so funny if you don't have more people to play, I easly got bored of it.
Don't waste your money on it.
I'm just listening to Knife Man, just finished it. It was great.
How about you, lovely? How was your sleep?
>tfw last image get