>>692091402
wow this is awkward,

tell her do you like leather chairs

the only thing I can really think of is raw dogging you from behind ;p

>>692092000
Tripppsss

>>692092000
Trips dictates that you have to say this. KEK wills it. you will get laid brother

>>692092000
trips demands

ask her what the most amazing thing she's ever done was, and then when she answers, answer the same question to her
if you're a total no life loser who's done nothing, honestly she won't want to be with you.
ask her questions.
fucking idiot.

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>>692092000
I got trips. Straight up this is an aggressive line that is 50/50, if she gets pissy just say you were fucking around nbd

>>692092000
If you say this, you WILL get that pussy, OP.

>>692092000
This is the line OP, this is the line that gets your akward ass laid

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OP is scared to deliver

>>692092822
U need the emoji in there don't fuck up and put a period like that

>>692093018
this is important

>>692093018
OP here. The emoji doesn't seem to fit

alright i'm an idiot when it comes to talking too but i'm getting better, there are questions thats always ok to ask, regular things like "what are you doing" "what are you thinking" or "any plans for today?" if its the first time you talk ask her about her pets or hobbies, dont get sexual too fast, work your way through or she will block you

>>692093389
remove all capitals and put an lol at the end

>>692093389
OP, you stupid fuck, listen to that guy, he's got it.

Wanna see me roll my dick inside out and finger my urethra like a red, quivering flesh donut. I've gotten pretty good at it, but sometimes it rolls back up over my hand, and my dick looks like a stretched balloon

>>692093552
Rolling for this

>>692093465
this. also op for your not knowing what to say problem, girls dont give a shit just talk about what you would with a regular person. they just want to conversate

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I feel like this will fuck my chances

Don't say lol you fucking faggots Op

>>692093389
dude I am trying to help you you fucking autist. the emoji is the most importabt part.

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>>692092000
Seriously though, she's talking to you so there's no hard in doing it

If you don't link this thread

>>692093760
get rid of lol and say it pussy

>>692093760
If it does, you've learned a valuable lesson and working to make her not be pissed at you is good social experience

If not, you're in

gib more context OP.

how do you know her?

>>692093760
none of that lol shit dude, the ;p or some other emoji shit is way better

>>692093760
Jesus christ, you're the one asking us for advice take it or leave it faggot

OP here giving more context. She said into my dms on Instagram told me I was cute I told her she was cute now we're texting. This is day 3 of dry texting

>>692093841
Don't say lol faggot, it upsets me because the last woman to text me was my mum and even that was 2 weeks ago

>>692093760
no don't put lol. I am the guy who got trips, you put lol and you look like a creepy autist. the emoji is what brings it all together, trust me man. I'm trying to help you. the emoji makes it look like you were just fucking around if she doesn't take the bait

>>692093760
>this will fuck my chances
>chances

good one, op.

>>692094358
give it to her for sure, this isn't your cousin, she wants that dick bro but if you keep up with the pointless messages she's going to get bored and go for somebody else

do it already for fucks sake op

YOLO OP

>>692094358

If you've been texting for 3 days you should just ask if she wants to meet in person.

>>692091402
Tits or gtfo

>>692094358
just fucking do it already, holy shit. She want's your dick for some reason.

>>692094358
>lose the lol
>use the ;p
>????
>profit

>>692094435
>implying use of emojis is the same in every social circle

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>Op rn

fuck, op is being a bitch

>>692092000
do it OP, don't bitch out.. This anon is going to get you laid

>>692094358
if you've been texting for 3 days and neither one of you can come up with something to talk about, give it up.

she's not interested enough and you're not interesting enough

at this point she's just performing damage control and being friendly with you.

>>692094941
he's right OP

OP here I'm going for a relationship not trying to fuck just yet.

>>692092000
do it faggot

>>692095017
why did you come on here then?

>>692095017
JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING AND POST RESULTS. IM NOT STAYING UP FOR EXCUSES

>>692095017
God damn it OP, just do it. If it turns bad we will help you save it, no worries.

>>692095017
jesus christ who cares your intentions. just fucking do it. you gotta be funny chicks love that shit

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>>692095017
>OP is being a bitch
>pulling the "relationship" card

This is why you'll never get laid OP

>>692095017

If your not just trying to fuck then don't get sexual with the texting before you've even met up.

Probably best to just dive in and ask her out, if she doesn't agree now, she never will.

Op she wants your D, all you have to do is be a bit aggressive and talk dirty. Shits not rocket science.

>>692095017
see
>>692094978

>>692095017
How do you think you get a relationship you fucking autist? just say it and meet up, what happens happens.

dumb cunt

>>692095017
Just link this thread and get it over with, your intentions will be known without you having to say shit. It'll be great

op...im losing interest, and i assume others are as well

>>692095017
Just ask her what she's up to. It's been three days. Far too early to establish with her that you want a relationship.

>>692095017
Pussy

OP is clearly a virgin and always will be, top kek

>>692094886
>implying you aren't a retarded kissless virgin
>implying I don't know what I'm talking about

>>692095017
Are you serious?
You've got the tunnel vision. Now, just do what trips told you and don't change the emoji

>>692095272
Yea cause your being a fucking autist

>>692095400
Listen to the dubs

Girls aren't that big of a deal, anyway.
Once you get laid a lot you start seeing the people who weaponize that as pretty pathetic.
You're thinking too much about it.
Just post the damn thing and move on with your life.
If anything it'll be an amazing growing experience for you personally.

>>692095403
me?? this op is the biggest cunt bitch ive seen in months

>>692095551
Clearly meant to be op

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How about this?

>>692095017
your not ready for a relationship if you are going to give a girl what she wants. you are the definition of a beta orbiter

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>>692091402
Wow OP I feel like I'm watching Myself texting rn
I can't help u bc I haven't texted a girl in years

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>>692095756
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>>692095756

No, you fucking autist.

Write what was said before

>the only thing I can really think of is raw dogging you from behind ;p

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>>692095017
I'm going to assume you are underage. Stop with the relationship shit, those things are organicly grown from communication both speaking wise and sexual chemistry.

Stop being a faggot and take what KEK trips provides you. We will get you out of a sticky situation should it arise.

>>692095756
No.
No.
No.
You massive. Fucking. Faggot.
>SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME TEEHEE I'M SO CURIOUS FILL MY HEAD WITH SWEET NOTHINGS AND VALIDATIONS FOR MY INSECURITIES EVEN THOUGH I'M PLASTERING OUR CONVERSATION TO A HORDE OF ANONYMOUS STRANGERS LIKE A FUCKING DISHONEST CUNT.

You don't deserve a relationship. Either go in for the kill or continue being a massive fucking bitch.

Op if your don't take risks in life you will never truly live your life to the fullest. So send her that one message stop being a pussy.

op after you say it say this

"Here's what im talkin about sweetheart. im talking about me, you, in the back of my 97' buick le sabre
with a jar of recently expired Helmans mayonnaise and talk radio turned up really loud. it'll be a real classy affair"

She'll know your joking then and you can win some funny points

>>692095756
You sir are a lying fag.

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>>692095756
Step up nigga

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>>692095756
OP, your bitching is only making this harder for you.

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>>692095756
Fucking gay

>>692095756
You beta faggot, you sound fucking needy

>>692095962
Rolling for this

>>692095756
Faggotry levels exceeding critical status. Abandon thread.

>>692095756
Nononono, it's awkward and creepy

>>692095930
Holy fuck, this.

>>692095756
That's bad OP, it makes you seem really needy and a bit of a bitch, if you're really looking for the sensitive shit then go the other route, tell her you think she's really fun or cool or some shit like that, then she'll tell you what she thinks of you back, that way you don't come off as a needy bitch but still get what you want

trust me, I've been with my gf for almost a year and things are great with us and I'm a sensitive faggot like you too :)

>>692095756
dear god no wonder you made this thread, youre a hardcore fucking faggot.

if she replied at all honestly she'd tell you she thinks your fucking gay just for asking

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It has been done

>>692095756
No. Sounds desperate. Tell us your history with this girl and what's been said and done. We need more to work with.

>>692091402
OP, I want to rawdog you from behind.

>>692096264
Status redeemed.
We witnessed the birth of an alpha, everyone. Hip hip.

>>692096264
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>692096264
!!

holy fuck op listen to us or quit fucking asking for advice. get the fuck out

>>692096264
Finally, you can thank us later

Dude you are taking too long, every second you waste is detrimental to your main goal. you say you want a relationship, that is only because you want pussy. you are clearly like 15 and awkward, take trips advice and man the fuck up. Nothing bad will happen

>>692095962
now that op delivered rolling again fer this

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>>692096264
MA NIGGA>>692096264

OP ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>692096264
>giving into peer pressure because you're too insecure to make your own decisions.

Bahahahahahahah, what a desperate faggot. Hope she slices contact with you.

>>692096264
Op is less of a fag now

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>>692096264
oh my

>>692096264
At least it's a lot better than the whiny faggot one you were going to send

>>692095756
I've had people ask me questions like that before. It's one of the worst things possible. Never do that.

>>692096264
Took you 15 minutes to answer nigga,she most be sleep by now

>>692096264
now shes going to think your autistic

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>>692095756
OP I KNOW ITS summer but please don't come to 4chan and make a Thread ever again. You're just wasting everyone's time

>>692091402
Just tell her that you're thinking about her and can't wait to see her. No need to send carrier pigeon messages back and forth all day for no good reason.

>>692096264
>MFW beta OP transforms into alpha male

>>692096239
/thread

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>>692096264
atta boy.

>>692096432
You can never appease the machine

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Help

>>692096264b
bout fucking time you faggot

Just a reminder that there were twenty minutes between messages where she saw that he read it and started typing multiple times

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>mfw the laws of texting she will take 30 minutes to reply now

>>692096621
this
>>692095962

>>692096264
See OP? You did good son.

>>692096657
It's SMS, no typing notification

>>692096703
Actually not a bad option.

>>692096621
y'know its warm, tight, pulsating.

>>692095962
Op this, it will save you

>>692096621
Kill yourself

>>692096621
I want to fuck you from behind. Let's make this happen.

>>692096621
Say. "bj?"

>>692096621
shes insecure

tell her "we can get your mom to help out if you would like"

>>692095756
No you fucking idiot if she says she thought you were cute she wants dick now quit being a fucking faggot and send what was in trips earlier or you will lose out on this piece of ass

I got the trips. You took too long to reply but it may still work out in your favor. For the record I have fucked 12 girls at the age of 23. I ruined 3 years of prime sexy time on a gf, if you are younger than 26 don't even think of relationships

>>692096621
Send tits or I'll suck your dads dick

>>692096621
Tell her if "you want to fuck?"

>>692096621
"Sorry, raw dogging means I'm not gonna wear a condom."

>>692095962
Do this op

>>692096621
"I just want to pound your puss bae"

That or just link the thread

I want you surrounding my throbbling cock you bitch! Heard it right!

>>692096621
Aqua teen quotes also work well for me on tinder. Try this.

>I'm sorry, I shouldn't have unloaded on you like that. I'm gonna hop in my pool right now and do a few laps, and when I get out, you had better, if you know what's good for you, have a warm towel for me, hot out of the dryer, and I mean hot! I will not say it again, so if I were you, I'd get those cottage-cheese thighs moving to the laundry room, and eat a salad once in a while.

>>692096621
No.
We just dropped you behind enemy lines and it's either do or die, either figure shit out for yourself or you're always gonna be a little beta bitch looking to other people for advice.

>>692095962
>>692096621
That's only funny if she has that sense of humor tho, I'd advise against unless you know she'd find that funny

>>692096835
>>692096621
op, just say this. it is in words that she can understand, and it is straight foward

>>692096621
Well that could have gone better. Seriously, how old are you that you thought that would work? Even if she'd responded favourably, you'd have already broadcasted that you're interested in sex and probably not a relationship.

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>>692096621
WHAT?!? SHE DIDNT LIKE THAT? TELL HER SHES A FUCKING CUNT THAT NEEDS TO STOP BEING A BITCH N GET BONED

>>692096621
I'd help you but my experience comes to having one Internet gf once and crying for over 4 years after she left me

>>692096621
say i didn't stutter, talking about putting my benis in your butter

I got a bowl of shrimp ramen at my place and some netflix, wanna goose

If it fails just blame 4chan and show her that you were nervous and wanted to keep it going

>>692096937
This could work op, seriously

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>>692097049
kek

>>692096621
Just be like "Look, all jokes aside, I really like you and I think we should meet up"

>>692097134
bad idea OP

>>692096621
now is time to make a joke, you are not out of the game yet my man.

You, me, backseat of my car with a bottle of mayo and my dog sparky

send a dick pic and say "They call me chad chaffstaff for a reason babe ;P"

Just tell her how u feel and just apologize for what u said

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Here boys now we wait

>>692097230
roll

>>692097161
Agreed

>>692097241
True im dumb as all hell with women. Sry

>>692096976
i dont think its bad, even if she doesnt shell know it was an attempt at humor so the doggystyle this would obv be the same.

>>692096621
"I want to shove my dongus in your Vongus so that we can produce offspring and possibly create a homunculus"

DO IT OPEY

>>692097134
Are u stupid Anon! She can never find out about the Chins!!

>>692097308
oh god, that's a real dice roll there

>>692096937
>>692097161
Roll, you're gonna be OK op

>>692097308
HE'S RISKING IT ALL YOU GUYS

>>692097134
That just makes him look incredibly pathetic like he can't think for himself. Maybe he can. Maybe he can't. But she needs to think that he can.

>>692097308
Kek your really digging your own grave

>>692097398
ROLL

>>692097363
>with women
>implying they're drastically different than men

No you're just fucking retarded.

>>692097308
OP u got the funny points :^)

>>692097308
op this really varies in effectiveness on where you live and how much they know about you.

>>692097368
Yeah true, better than pretty much any other option at this point I guess

>>692097055
Dubs commands it

>>692097308
HOT DAMN OP, took long enough for you to grow b-balls

>>692097398
Roll!

:^)

>>692097219
She was perfect tho, still have screenshots from video skyping

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Really digging my grave here. I stopped giving a fuck though

>>692097398
ROLL NIGGER GEDDYUP YEEHAWW

I layered the floor of my house with dead leaves in case someone breaks in looking for the 12 yr old girl i have in my basement

>>692097463
Just like taking the risk of firing a loaded gun at his head against the chance that it jams.

>>692097737
stop being a faggot, that is awful

>>692097766
(^: checked

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Ey though but I fucked a bitch who didn't even know what doggystyle was and she was 19 and like 3 boyfriends deep.

link the thread, go for the kill

If she replies unsure just "Haha just kidding , but honestly how about I take you out to a movie, we could go see any movie you wanted as long as you promise to let me hit that ass like Bruce Jenner in an suv"

>>692096621
Well apparently she doesn't know what raw dogging is... Just have fun with it now op say "I want to make the beast with two backs with you"

>>692097801
you me penis vagina

>>692097801
now say this >>692096937

>>692097308
Yes that a boy, HIGH RISK MEANS HIGH REWARD

"I want to have consensual sex with you casually"

>>692097801
See OP? Things are going smoother.

>>692097801
Wow OP u sure want to b in a relationship with this wirdo? She doesn't even have humor

>>692097230
>>692097801
OP NOW IS THE TIME TO SAY THIS

>>692097801
now just say it was a joke and that you dont know what the mayonnaise jar would be for either

Tell her your true feelings faggit

>>692097398
You have to >>692097801
Give her details ROLL

Op just write whatever the first person with dubs says

>>692097801
Or just be like "ok for real let's fuck"

DICK PIC

>>692097801
>stopped giving a fuck.
Most alpha thing you've said yet.

>>692096621
HAHAHA even more awkward to explain what u just told her !haha dont listen to these /b/romos They didnt get pussy since they decided to start fappin in fb threads

>>692098133
Dubs have spoken

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>>692098200

>>692098040
Roll

>>692097801
She want you to explicitly say yer gonna slam her pussy with yer meat hammer

Sorry, my 6 year old brother took my phone. Anyways, are you free this weekend? Lets drink a beer

>>692098133
Dubs decides

>>692097801
Sorry let me be more clear
I want to fuck you in the ass like a gentleman

>>692098200
This

>>692098147
ew no

>>692097398
>>692098200
Fuck

>>692098350
Roll this, if you want her pussy

I once had a threesome with my mom and dog
id like to have a threesome with you too, you can play the dog ;)

im gonna stop messaging her guys

>>692098350
OP isn't old enough to drink

>>692097801
Alright this is what you say you autistic fuck

"Haha sorry it was a lame joke I guess, I'm free Tomm lets hang out and kick it. I know a great spot to eat at."

>>692098366
More dubs
Which is it op?

pretend you didnt say anything dumb and change the subjecto. ask her if she watches law and order, and say youre watching it now

>>692098455
boi

OP here. Too many dubs are being rolled not clear how I should reply. Trips decides

>>692098510
This is why yer never gonna get laid

>>692097801
It's a joke! How could the hotdogs be raw if we eat them with mayo on top? Thought you would get the joke you bumble bitch

Dick pic

>>692097230
OP, YOU CAN STILL RECOVER

>>692098510
wat.gif

>>692098455
YES WINRAR SAY IT OP YOU HAVE TO SAY "I want my dongus in your vingus and lets try to creat a homunculus"

>>692098510
Do what 33 said. About meeting up. Thank us later

>>692098510
dude don't be a bitch, she hasn't denied you, she is playing coy. she knows what that shit means. Be alpha

Shit I am so sorry, my friend got a hold of my phone. He's got mental issues, he's autistic and also a jew.

>>692098537
>pretend you didnt say anything dumb and change the subject
Eh. Could work.

>>692098510
Why are you such beta? Look at yourself in the mirror op and kill yourself

>>692098455
Winrar please do>>692097398

>>692098600
dubs have spoken

also satan demands