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S/nek
I would do lewd things to this fur.
>>692091275
You are wrong, sir. Don't even need a good argument, you're just wrong
I have no idea what I'm posting, fuck it. VAGINA
I wanna be inside a shark grill belly
>>692091898
hes just mad jelly of my paint.net skills
>>692092278
Doesn't matter what happens, we love ytou. Fuck it if someone disagreees, neeed more shark belly
>tfw stuffy nose, lips get all chapped
>Lol at bug stuff in threads, both lips split to hell
>Still loling
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something
There's something stupidly and ridiculously fulfilling about posting constantly, regardless of the content. The world needs more vagina alll up in our grillls
>>692092533
But life is worth it. Every once in a while some kind of BUGS IN THREADS makes the wait worthwhile, as long as existence isn't too horrible
FUCKIN' PALM TREES STOP IT
>>692092430
if no one ever disagreed with me life would be boring, if no one ever got mad at me life would be even more boring, the internet is a magical place.
However i'm playing KSP right now so i'm back and forth.
Someone has a fur comic?
>>692091925
Sauce?
>>692092968
Whatefver works for you, broheme. I love you and your shit and even if someone callls it shitpposting you are posting awesomeness. Don't ever change or I'll maul your shit until it's unrecognizable
>>692091993
I want to fuck krystal
>>692092278
>I wanna be inside a shark grill belly
Fucking vore... I agree. But it isn't us the shark girl, it's her style. Something about wide hips, loose pants and a punkish belt. Short hair, too. This image delivers.
I came here for snek, but instead found furfaggotry.
I don't know what i expected.
>>692093432
For once in a lifetime, I honestly dn
;t knpw.
I pride myself on knwoing this shit, not having clue is a failure of life.. Maybe someone else can tell you
>street signs
>tfw you click fucking hardboiled eggs because what the hell is wrong wtih my brain lolfurmustbestpostedjesuscirst
>>692093820
These newgen captchas are bad.
>>692093729
>>692093432
It looks like Kikurage to me, though. Maybe that'll help you find similar
I wonder if I'm just being a useless piece of shit or f I'm actually acting as a filter for for s/fur threads right now. I saave just about everything I haven't seenm but I save just about everything asnyway too
>>692094675
Lycoming? Can you link me to his or her fa?
>>692091164
and the ugly people losers is ugly and try to make the attrative loser people and popular people look bad cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks plus smell like shit like beyonce so try to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers are ugly and patahtic n ugly n smell like shit like beyonce
and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
and try to bother the attrative loser people and popular people the ugly way to be better then the popular people
and there is another proof that is proved by the popular people that the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
>>692095428
>just tits
>only the second-best thing on the planet
>>692095725
Second only to what?
>>692095769
Oh god yes but seriously stop doing weird shit to me
>>692095974
Vagina. Vagina s the meaning of life, the reason we all exist and the thing most of us strive for whether we know it or not. Even the faggots are just looking for vagina and somehow getting confused along the way. It's what we live for. Even if other animals have some sort of tits some of the time (usually only during pregnancy), everything worth a mention has some sort of penis and vagina system. IT'S WHY YOU EXIST, GET DAT SHIT
I THINK, THEREFORE I WANT PUSSY
>>692092278
I wanna be inside of a bat cave.
>>692096476
That makes sense.
But tits are far more aesthetic tbh,
>>692096770
Also, hio again. Seems to me you disappeared for a while, but I wasn't exactly keepeing track
>>692097133
Yeah. Tried to go to bed, but can't sleep.
>>692096959
Yes they are. I'm not even arguining, because it's true. While just about everything with more than a single cell has a vagina because that's how replication best produces successful entities with mutations (compared to its ancestors, anyway), only humans bother to spend the resources to keep tits going all year long, regardless of pregnancy and need for feeding young. It's some weird shit having to do with long pregnancy cycles and short estrus cycles and such, bust still... It's such a fantastically HUMAN thing that it's about as attractive as anything can be. HOLY SHIT DUDE TITS THERE'S LITTLE IN LIFE GREATER. They dn't even appear on humans, usually, until the subject is ready for some serious dicking.
TIIIIIIIIIIIITS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKING MOUNDS OF FAT HRRRRRNGGGG PUSSY
>>692097421
Sorry about that, shame other people have to share my affliction
>>692098523
It's normal for me.
I don't sleep well alone.
bamp
lemme see if I can quickly edit this file to my tastes.
>>692097421
>>692098523
I slept about an hour or two every day or two all through middle-highschool, and I sorta got used to it, but it never gets pleasant. Even now, "sleeping well" is roughly sleeping from 5am when I get home until around 8 or 9,
>tfw seriously the reason you started doing drugs (like ethanol) was because the only way you could sleep more than 2 hours was to drink yourself into a coma
>>692099038
boom. photshop magik.
>>692098790
Also,
>dont' sleep well alone
Don't be making me wish I were an anthro horse female so I could sleep alongside you, that's not cool
>>692099132
I just can't seem to shut my brain off.
I can be fuck all tired but the constant thinking keeps me awake.
Having someone in bed with me changes that.
>>692099179
kill yourself
>>692099615
Lol.
I'm not sure how well that would work.
It might...
My dog doesn't work.
I love her, have a great relationship with her both in and out of bed, but she doesn't put me to sleep.
>>692099718
Exactly the same, actually. Doesn't matter what else I try, or how much I like anything, even sleep aids don't do shit and generally just give me awful hangovers with no beneift. The *only* thing that can reliably make me sleep is ethanol overdose, as sad as that sounds
>>692100047
Fun fact:
I run my race car on ethanol.
>>692100106
Why would she wasn't sunscreen on her fur?
That's just stupid.
>>692100286
pics or it didnt happen fagget
>>692093438
>Punk
Hnnnng
>>692100286
ETHANOL: RACECARS, SLEEP, TRADE AGREEMENTS, AND SEX
GETS SHIT DONE
>>692100464
Don't doub tthe Tarrant, he's more awesome than you
>>692100464
What would a picture of ethanol prove?
And how would you even be able to tell?
Without being able to smell it I could post a picture of water and it would look the same.
>>692094948
pixiv
>>692100806
pic or it didnt happen
>>692099545
>>692099863
>makes joke
>Cause rectal tearing
calm down guys. This is a furry thread on a Taiwanese tiling forum. It's far from series.
>>692100415
Because it's lewd, duhhh.
>>692101170
I dont' need pics, he fucks horses. He's more awesome than you
>>692101282
*serious. Jesus. Maybe I should stop drinking so much.
>>692101353
There are pics of that.
>stop drinking so much
Nonsense, if you can still remember anything at all you're drinking a tad too little
>>692101405
You're the one who wants a picture of my ethanol.
>>692101353
He may fuck horses, but i got dank memes
>>692101475
Well, I donm't need pics of that, it's nto my thing. B ut the fact that you do is fantastic enough, life is about getting what you want without hurting others
There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking anthromorphic female furries, it'd be like fucking a humanoid alien.
>>692101593
>the race car
>inb4 i was only pretending to be a retard
>>692101900
>tfw pretending to be a retard takes so little effort that it happens all the time
>may not be pretending
>>692102079
>>692101900
You people and your shit are making me post less porn, sto pthat
>>692101536
But I like my memory! And my liver. Kinda. I don't like my kidneys though.
>>692101900
I can't post any of them.
I've chosen to be fairly open about illegal and controversial aspects of my life while I'm on here.
Due to that, I choose not to post other identifying things from my life.
I'm fairly well known in my race community.
If my other activities were legal, I would gladly posts my cars too.
>>692102491
Meh, in that case you should be careful about what you take orally. Lots of shit is best taken orally just because it bypasses first-pass metabolism that way. Plenty of stuff is horrible for you when "eaten" as recommended, but harmless when insufflated (acetominophen comes to mind, the drug itself is harmless but its metabolites will kill the shit out of you in doses >5g
Learn to abuse things the smart way.
On a serious note, memory loss it he biggest problem I have with alcohol. Any fun you may have had becomes completely moot if you don't remember it, so meh
>>692102673
That's alright, there are plenty of us that believe you (and believe IN you). Do whatever you want, yo. As long as all the other parties involved (mares come to mind) are totally okay with it, rail that shit like Greek god on amphetamines
>>692103085
Ugh, is best avoided being taken orally*
I did say I was currently fucked up, blarg
>>692103522
Thanks.
I'm one of them that would be totally out if it were legal to be.
>>692103709
I may not share the interest, but I certainly understand a desire for things people find unconventional, and a willingness to explore what's possible 200 years before it's accepted by the public
>>692104085
I'm never 100% sure if I like her.
But, she is ours so I probably should.
>>692104085
I've always believed that as long as you're not hurting anything with a mind capable of suffering, you aren't really doing anything wrong, but so many people get a "lack of a shared kink" involved or a "personal disgust" or "god says this" that very few things can be discussed reasonably
AFK a minute, as soon as I can select something I haven't posted before and herpadurrschnarf
Posting is had when you're out of your mind
>>692105702
Don't hide the bewbs, play with them
>>692105840
It's one of my favorite pictures.
This one reminds me of my gf. She has huge boobs too.
>>692106366
Elaine is so damn sexy.
>>692106366
dont forget they're both imaginary too
>>692106466
No, they are very real.
>>692106366
This reminds me of my gf
oh wait I haven't had one in over 5 years...
Huge boobs are fantastically hot when they're proportional, little else says 'I'M FEMALE" as well
>>692106758
lie 2 us but not 2 yourself
>>692106960
I like mid range breasts accompanying wide hips.
now hips just scream fertility!
>>692106466
#REKT
>>692106980
I'd believe him, but whatever. Anyone wlling to admit he plows horses when they want it has an advantage over most people when it comes to the trust department.... even anonmyously
>>692106980
I don't lie to anyone.
Lying is stupid, never understood why it's so common or so expected.
>>692107085
Saved. WTF how have I not seen that one before
>>692107085
I like the proportion of hip to boob to be good, kinda like how you said it. Also breasts like that, kinda spread apart are choice!
Also lurk-bump
>>692107350
I dunno it's tops
>>692107380
yee
>>692107240
I fuck dogs.
By the way if you wire me $5,000 to pay some bank fees ill send you $50,000 in return
>>692107240
Well, I probably shouldn't call her that, but I consider her to be and wouldn't know what else to call her.
>>692107243
pics or she doesnt exist.
God damnit I need to get down to business at some point an go the fuck to beed but you people are making it difffficult to do so
>>692107570
Hey, are you a Nigerian prince?
>>692107569
nice 69, and nice choice in tit proportion/directional orientation, breh~
>>692107638
We've been over this already.
I don't post pictures of my personal life for legal reasons.
>>692107727
Yes.
I admitted i fuck animals on an anonymous website, so you can trust me.
>>692107570
>>692107727
Herpadurr. I may get retarded once in a while, but there s certainly a limit to how stupid I can make myself be. Anyway, meh
>>692107855
I like muh breasts modest and muh hips gradable.
>>692107926
then she does not exist except in your little mind
>>692107638
Thank you though, I just looked through some of the pictures I've taken of her and it made me smile. I had forgotten the ones where she was asleep next to me.
She's so fucking cute!
>>692108126
>modest breasts
Holy fuck yes, that's what matters most. They don't have to be huge, they only have to fit the girl they're attached to (which can be stupidly tiny). Modest breasts are unfortunately a dwindling resource in the porn world
>>692108126
Amen
>>692108242
That's OK anon. You don't have to believe.
>>692108428
Another reason I like japanese girls, they tend to have smaller breast, pitite frames and really nice hips.
I find them proportionaly very attractive
Am I a furry if I occasionally jack off to furry?
>>692108242
>attention whoring about his imaginary gf.
Relax he is doing it almost in every thread.
It's more common then spider man already.
>>692108802
No
You are a furry if you call yourself a furry, most of the people here like the porn but don't dress up and shit.
>>692108797
I like their black fur.
>>692109043
Hair
Ugh, also... whatever the hell, have Alex send me a Skype invitation or whatever. I don't use this shit often and not for herpderpmcgurk, so it'll be fine. Every once in a while I'll find something ridicuouslyu hot that he'lll aoppreciate and i don't give a shit/know about anty9ne else
LET ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN
>>692109267
Spaghetti Monster is your master, motherfucker. Believe that shit
>>692103651
I'm busy doing crap and being drunk. Don't feel bad.
>>692103709
like >>692104085 said. I don't share the interest, but I could care less. As long as you don't post your pics and stuff all the time. This isn't really the thread for that.
>>692109691
I try to keep that out of fur threads.
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