hi i wanna get laid, want sum fuk?

I would love to hide in the closet while you get fucked by a nigger

>>692086548
One time I paid a homeless man to poop on my chest.

>>692087505
Winrar

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>>692087505

>>692086548
So you and I matched; so when can i stick my dick in you?

>>692086548
I used to suck an old mans dick for cash back in highschool.

>>692086548
before we start i have an an important confetion to make, i have herpes

>>692087885
I do drugs because my daddy touched me on my bobo

Blow me

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Fuck that slut, she didn't reply. Dubs or 0,1,2 decide on this one

How about you and me meet up for some fun? ;)

>>692089291
repeat message
>hi i wanna get laid, want sum fuk?

>>692089422
Win

About time you reply cunt, how about you come over and show me what that mouth do

>>692089572

I won before you did, though.

>>692089399
True winner

>>692089422
winrar

>>692089399
Perform anon

>>692089399
Winrar

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>>692089399
Winrar
I'll post when she replies

>>692089399
Slow and steady wins the race

>>692089871
Newfag here. What app is that and does it ever result in getting laid

>>692090042
stfu

Lurking.

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Fuck
Dubs or 1,2,3

>>692090042
It's tinder fuckstick.

>>692090170
If you consent or not I will destroy your asshole, so just say yes and save yourself the tears

Tell her to shove a sharpie up her pooper

>>692090170
I fuckin hate niggers. Wbu?

>>692089622
Rollerino

>>692090170
"That wasn't a question. I'm on my way."

>>692090170
Doing this again.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>692090377
Dubs get

>>692090293
Reroll

>>692090408
roooolll

>>692090377
Winrar go OP

>>692090408
Rollin downey jr

>>692090293
Roll

>>692090377
Winraarr

>>692090377
Winrar

>>692090408
GO

>>692090170
>white emoji
I'm triggered

>>692090293
Rolllllll

>>692090377
This is bound to work

>>692090566
Wasted............

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>>692090377
Dubs overrule. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get unmatched

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>>692090408
Rollin for the future get

>>692090293
>gimme dem rollerino winnerino

>>692090727
quick, send dick pic before it happens

Charge your phone nigga

>>692090727
Uhh i dont mean to sound like a dick or nothing but uhh it says on your chart your fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

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Since I'm bound to get unmatched, dubs decides what slut I message next

>>692090927
rooll

>>692091006
Ana looks deserving of a face raping

mikaela

>>692091006
inka
ask her about her fucked up name

>>692090408

lol this guy

>>692091042
>>692090927
Can't send pics on tinder faggots

>>692091006
Mikaeleelalallela or whatever

>>692086548
i don't get why people do this
i signed up yesterday, i've swiped right about a 100 times and i've only got one match so far and she didn't even respond. why would you ruin your chances at getting laid by making threads like these?

>>692091121
Kek'n'roll

>>692091152
rooolll

>>692091155
Dubs get!

>>692091006
Rollin for dat mikaela

>>692090170
>Fuck


aww thats it? I suppose thats fair

>>692091220

lol, you don't have a chance of getting laid anyway. bitches are flaky as fuck. you can't use them for their pussy, so use them for entertainment.

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>>692091006
how the fuck do you get so many matches nigga

>>692091155
Winrar

>>692090727
>>692091302

re ralling

>>692086548
op can u send them our dick pics?

>>692091220
>chances getting laid
>being on 4chan

Kek, welcome summerfag

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Alright, what do I say faggots? Dubs or 3,4,5

>>692091311
>36 matches
>thinking that's a lot
Get rid of your shitty neckbeard maybe.

>>692091155
Dubs has spoken

>>692091220
Because you are probably ugly as fuck you dumbass. Attractive people get MULTIPLE (yes multiple) matches per day

>>692090408
Rolllin

>>692091388
winning

>>692091449
BOGDEN?! BOGDEN! WHY YOU FORSAKEN ME

>>692091333
Nice

>>692091311
> 36 matches is a lot of matches?
> Kill Thyself

>>692091220
Look at my matches, and I'm talking to like 6 others. Just give it time but if you're ugly then you're fucked.

>>692091449
Look I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight.

Can you come suck my dick?

>>692091449
hey girl do you want to have dinner with me some time

>>692091449
Hey there little lady are you the one they call the stump grinder

Tinder is just a numbers game.

>>692090408
Roll

>>692091449
I wanna suck your dick

I take it up the ass from my father every night

Can I shave onto you please

>>692091449
>>692091641
reroll

>>692091688
Glorious

>>692091590
>>692091508
im not ugly

Can I wear your skin?

>>692091449
Aren't you curious about... well... you know...

>>692091688
This

>>692091688
WINRAR

>>692091788
Sure buddy lmao

>>692091663
Winrar

>>692091837
95% chance is hes just gonna fuck it up rolling on her that his pics arent of him anyway so he has no shot in real life regardless.

>>692091788
Post a pic of yourself and we'll decide

Tell her you eat ass like a fat kid eats desert.

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>>692091688
Top kek, gonna have to wait and see

>>692092021
I second this. uglyanon show face or gtfo
>>692091788

>>692091663
Does this count? Roll regardless

>>692092102
Ive been giving him daily butt massages since i was 5

You're so hot I'd suck your dad off just to see where you came from

>>692092102
>That is what our future son will say

>>692092077
winrar tell her or the next one
i eat so much pussy that peta is suing me

>>692092266
rawwlll

>>692092021
>>692092172
>implying i will show my face on /b/
>implying i care about what other males think of me

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>>692092102

>>692092102
Maybe we could swap spots one night?

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>>692092266

>>692092335
Lmao that settles it. He too scared. Uglyanon 4ever

>>692092300
Winrar

>>692092102
I just want to feel your daddys cock balls deep in my bambam hole

>>692092301
reroll

>>692092300
Do it OP

>>692092501
analtherone

>>692092516
no nigga
>>692092383
say this bc i goes with what you already said

>>692092266
>>692092300
you got some work to do OP

>>692092301
not rolling for this shit, cmon it's lame as fuck

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>>692092077
Should I say that to this one?

>>692092516
Say it. And then say it to a different bitch

>>692092516
Are you R Kelly? Cuz I want to piss on your face

>>692092835
Do it

>>692092102
Can you ask your dad if he would like to tag team me with my father this weekend?

>>692092835
you + me + your friend on your profile= fun

>>692092835
Well I'm fake as fuck posting this shit all over the internet for keks from faggots.

You like sucking dick?

We haven't got all summer OP

>>692092835
jesus OP you go for the lame shit

>>692092835
One time i fucked a dead cat i found on the side of the road

>>692093051
Roll lol

Send her a screenshot of us

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None of these bitches are responding.

>>692092835
no

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Link this thread

>>692086548
and the ugly people losers is ugly and try to make the attrative loser people and popular people look bad cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks plus smell like shit like beyonce so try to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers are ugly and patahtic n ugly n smell like shit like beyonce
and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
and try to bother the attrative loser people and popular people the ugly way to be better then the popular people
and there is another proof that is proved by the popular poeple that the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce

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FUCKING KEK, DUBS OR 6,9 decide!!

>>692093277
Fuck's sake, he has to send that now too...

>>692093379
just ask u dipshit and post nudes

>>692093198
bc its midnight and you matched with her almost 2 weeks ago.

That bitch has already drooled on 3 other guys cocks to get over her ex and forgot about you.

How do you feel about the current socio-economic climate?

>>692093379
A no won't matter for your asshole getting destroyed

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>>692093273
Reroll

>>692093379
I've got a lot of butter hidden in the basement.

Its really not that bad. Plus we could watch Pokemon together after! ;)

>>692093379
alright bitch wanna get some coffee

Tell me your real name goddammit!!!!

>>692093571
Roll

>>692093379
There is also the word called rape ;) see you soon

>>692093273
Roll

>>692093459
winrar

Pls i just wan loos me virgnty

>>692093379
>>692093693
reroll kek

>>692093379
Can you help me practice?

>>692093805
Roll

>>692093379

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>692093805
Raul

>>692093840
roll

>>692093889
yes

>>692093889
So close to trips

>>692093805
Rollerino

>>692093805
Let's try it again

>>692093379
I'll suck your dick a little bit then

>>692093805
Juan mo time

>>692093968
>>692093963
>>692093927
>>692093907
>>692093901
>>692093889
Samefag

>>692093805
Roll pls

You wanna spend some time with a real man? My mom could make us macaroni and cheese and we could play skylanders and cuddle. Does that sound like a good time for you, bby?

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>>692093774
So close

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>>692093889
Rolling like these haters. 4/20 swag what the fuck is up kys syk top to bottom everyday

>>692094059
1. Who gives a shit
2. Only two of those are mine

Roll for. Please, the virginity I carry is heavier than the cross Jeeses had to carry

>>692094157
Reroll

Hi my name is Eric, i'm a curly haired faggot with no friends. I like to be dominated by older men, especially in a group. I'm sneaking on the computer right now because my parents caught me in a chatroom the other day offering free anal sex to older men.

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You trying to get the pipe?

>>692094300
fuck

Would you fuck with me? Cause I would totally fuck with me.

>>692094246
Roll

>>692094252
Rerolling

>>692094300
Kek

>>692094246
Rawl

>>692093379
I'll cover you in so much Mayonnaise that niggers will never touch you again

>>692094319
can't send pictures on tinder dumbass

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>>692094246
Good guy anon

>>692094246
Roool

>>692094388
>>692094300
Dub Dubs never lie

>>692094427
Why is it so hard to get dubs? Rerolling again!

its not hard.. look i just got dubs

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>>692094059
Fuck off to some other hole in the internet with other fags like you.

>>692094637
dubs already happened. see:
>>692094388
>>692094300
now deliver OP!

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>>692094506
Hey you know what

Fuck off