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Club kek is openDubs gets inTrips gets V.I.P


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Club kek is open

Dubs gets in
Trips gets V.I.P
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Yeah, i'm on the list
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Too much AIDS
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move the fuck out my way degenerates
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>>692084930
here comes the tripler
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Good to be back in
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>>692085002
i mean um..
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checkm
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>>692085069
wait...
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>>692085149
FUCK
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hello very much
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check 'em
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Check it, niggas.
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I'm ready 4 my kek soup.
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hello all
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Well can I GET in?
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sup bois
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>>692085444
VIP COMING THRU
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Shots on me boys
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I'm ready for my kek soup.
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>>692085444
>360 spin
>sunglasses off
the triplers in the house
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>>692083983
fuck that
join the dickening
>>692083457
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K E K S O U P
E
K

S
O
U
P
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Me sucky sucky, let in?
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VIP Here
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>>692085444
Right this way sir
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heil hitla!
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well hello gentlemen
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nice sunglasses
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Lemme in
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Hello
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>>692083983
Yeah I'm on the list,check it again
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>>692086111
VIP
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I can haz vip?

>222 get
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>>692086111
Ayy lmao
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>>692086135
Sir I swear, check again
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>>692086377
it checks out
your in
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>>692086111
Yes sir, Right this way. All drinks at the bar are free
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>>692083983
Hi billy, how's the family?
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Im here to party
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I'm ready to dance.
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Outta my way faggots
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>>692083983
essssscusame hermano
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ty fir tripzzz
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G'DAY CUNT HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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Gettin the Good life in Club Kek
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Step aside boys
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Fuck niggers
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Hopefully this place is better than that Pulse place next door
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may i enter?
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Let me in, please.
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This place bores me
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Fum
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>>692083983
Hail hispachan
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Trips here, step aside
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I don't like the music hear anyway.
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Move aside faggots
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can i cum inside?
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i swear im 18
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>>692083983
that you hunter?
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I don't have to show you shit, faggot.
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It's cool.
I'm on the list.
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>>692083983
Out of the way, meathead. Here's my VIP pass
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>>692083983
rollin
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>>692087765
Get the fuck out of here.
We don't accept your kind.
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>>692083983
Rollin
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Fuck blacks
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Kek mate niggers
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I brought my autistic brother and my brony cousin.
Can I come in now please?
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>>692083983
I'm just heading to my white Bronco, I will be at club Kek soon.
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>>692087914
CHECK IT AGAIN YOU IGNORAMUS
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>>692083983
Check em
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LET ME IN
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Im muslim
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I don't need permission.
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Move aside
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Mmph?
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I'm on the list
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i am become in
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Make way faggots
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i fucked a fish today. am i allowed?
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HEEEEY. Remember me buddy?! You'll let me in right? And my buddy in VIP said he'll be waiting for me. Whaddya say? Here's a $20.
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>buys the club
>plays polka music
FUCK YOUR OP FAGGOTRY
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Man I hate this place, foods ight tho
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>>692088791
pls let me in
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I'm the Jarl of Whiterun.
Hollar if you need me.
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>>692088333
There. That measly fuck there is my friend.

He said he'll suck your dick and tongue your ass too.
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>>692089238
no i didnt
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I'm in beeotch
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>>692083983
Hey mayne
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LET'S PARTY! Check that vip status
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>>692085194
dont worry he is with me
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>>692090034
i got to get my card
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>>692090116
out of my pocket
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Check em. NIGGERS BOW BEFORE MY DUBS
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>>692090175
gotta open this
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here 2 parT
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This party is fucking lame.
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Ravioli ravioli give me the rolleroli
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Let me in.
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hotshot coming through, here
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I'm goin in
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im sorry heres my real card
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If you don't let me in I'm gonna shoot up the place you just watch.
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Goin' in
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Dubs
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Out of the way
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Greetings fellow chum
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I'm in
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Hey niggers check these sweet ass trips
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i already know im in
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jk
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Gotta get those dubs kiddo's
Grandma's feelin frisky tonight!
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naggers
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I don't think you realize who I am do you?
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I've been waiting in this line for two hours
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this is so cringy lmao
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>>692083983
Trips
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Hell yea I'm on here
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Get out of my way faggets
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>>692091646
alright ya whipper snappers!
Time to get in!
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Let me in, im the owner.
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Homelessness is bliss
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I'm on the list. Step aside chump.
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hello gay retards
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i know the owner m8
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let me in fam im half fucked already
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Step into the club like whattup I got a...
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fuck off
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>>692083983
Sorry, but I'm in the list
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can i go home now
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kek desu
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>>692088644
I am with him.
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>>692092732
Check again I swear
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>>692083983
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG VIP
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I know the DJ
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>>692092665
im half fucked let me in
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>>692092787
I SAID CHECK AGAIN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
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>>692083983
K.
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I know the manager.
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Sign me up
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Roll homie
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>>692092878
AGAIN
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>>692083983
Vip get
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>>692092848
>>692092665
ill just crawl away and never come back sorry for bothering you
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let me through
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You wanna razzel dazzle ?
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>>692092997
Off by two
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Hey bouncer guy, I'm looking for my friend... I think he's inside...his name is Ben... Ben Franklin... Know him?
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How do i get back stage
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Bouncers are fake and gay
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>>692092950
Stop it please
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>>692083983
kek king here
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>>692083983
Ay
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Hi, can I come in?
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>>692083983
Give this VIP a couple bottles of goose. Les geh crunk up in this joint. Boi!
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Give me your best Vodkek please...
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>>692092778
Pyro back me up over here.
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Give me your best Vodkek please....
Reroll
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pyongyang
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Sup fam
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Check'em >>692093488
Give me My V.I.P and my Vodkek please
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Hello boys
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>>692083983
Sup
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If I take of the mask, may I come in?
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>>692083983
QUADS GET 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TRUMP WILL GET ELECTED PRESIDENT
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I give you a Pepe if you let me in
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>>692083983
I AM BRINGING IN THE CHEESE PIZZA,OPEN THE WAY.
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>>692094093
i guess nobody cares.
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Comon sonny, let me in. I got senior discounts on that bar you know!
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My nigga
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Reroll
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>>692083983
thats a dinger
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Move aside, im on the list
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>>692085552
So close for quads
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ill just sneak around back
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Maybe if I give an offering, I can be let in
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>>692083983
Step aside for your king
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>>692095373
I SWEAR IF YOU DON"T LET ME IN I'LL....
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Nigger
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No...these aren't fake dubs...
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I got quads... that means I own the joint
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Lemme try
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>>692095637
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
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nigger
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please?
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>>692083983
I'm not cool enough for Club kek...
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step aside poorhomos
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Cool guy comin' through
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cool guy ACTUALLY comin' through
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My best friend is the owner.
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don't worry I'll let you guys in.

not.
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pranked ya haha, now i'm actually coming through
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>>692096927
Yep... Thought so.... I'm just gonna go back home and play some vidja.....
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>>692097457
Fuck
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boipussy
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Move over dick fart I'm on the list
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Chekkem baby
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I once didn't get into the club, then I presented my dubs
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>>692097722
Come on in faggot
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Lemme in
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>>692097722
bitch that's right you better lemme in
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>>692083983
What if I want to work security?
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>>692098100
Access granted.
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>>692098100
Does this mean i'm Hired?
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>>692084830
Step aside
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Go fuck yourself I'm going to the Singles bar to drown my sorrow
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Pls daddy
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>>692083983
VIP Here.
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>>692098399
welcome
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Check 'em niggers
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Let me through. I know the owner.
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Ah yes, I'll gladly enter your magnificent club, here's my ID and my dubs, possibly trips if I have enough kek power.
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VIP comming through
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