!!! 2.0 !!!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND AND THOSE WITH THE BALLS TO SAY THEY ARE CANCER
ITT rate how much cancer you are.
Demographics:
>You come to /b/ primarily for the porn +1
>You're under 18 but say you're older to prevent an underage b& +1
>You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
>You're interested in CS:GO +1
>You're interested in Overwatch +1
>You watch leafyishere +1
>You have bisexual tendencies but you swear you're straight. But them traps... +1
>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>You started regularly browsing /b/ after 2014 +1
>People have called you autistic before (Internet or IRL) or you're into fur +1
Thread participation:
>YLYL (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>REKT (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP +3
>Waifu Claiming Thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>FB FAP THREAD (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Fluffy Absue (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Trap thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>C0CK R8 and Cock Tribute [If both, only count one.] (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>Drawfag thread (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
>DEUTSCHLANDER FADEN and other non-English threads (Lurk) +einz (Post) +2 (OP) +3
TALLY UP YOUR SCORE
0~1 - oldfag
1~7 - newfag
8~15 - Cancer
15~25 - Cancer+
26~39 - Cancer+ (Strong)
40 - Fuck you
IF YOUR CANCER RATING IS 8 OR HIGHER YOU ARE TRAPPED ITT AND MUST GET DUBS TO ESCAPE
GO!
I have fucking 25
Fuck
Give me dubs
How to be a contrarion faggot 101
2
Been here since 2008
I only have 3, I'm surprised.
>>692067196
fucking 2 points
20
I know you bros are with me
Stand with me bros, we're in this together.
Twenty fucking five
>>692067359
>>692067692
how in the fuck do you two have more than 5. did you just start posting last year or some shit?
>>692067842
yeah
A study shows 45% of us did actually
We just pretend we came before
>>692067945
This this this this this this this this
10!
Everyone's guaranteed to have one point you cant browse 4chan and not be called an autist
18
Cmon lurkers I know you're with me
Show your support
>>692068361
t. Autist
Anyway how many points do you have?
>>692068517
8 borderline cancer
>>692067954
that is really fucking pathetic, honestly. I'm not one for the whole "secret club" bullshit, but seeing how /b/ is quite literally Facebook/Twitter 2.0 now just fucks me up
>>692067196
4
Seems accurate. 2012fag reporting in.
2, because i lurk ylyl and rekt threads.
>>692067196
Score is 2
This chart is fishy...
I'm not a furfag, but furfag threads are as old as /bee/ itself.
I'm here since late 2004 or early 2005. I've seen snacks go and come back and go again. I've closed the pool, shitposted in a desu thread once everyday. I saw moot go to mexico, have laughed to so many EFG's, read ragecomics when they where not a "9gag-meme".
I've seen every generation of trollface, up to this day. You have no right to call me a newfag...
We are animoose, we never forget we never forgive. Expecto patromum-
Got a 7
I only come here for the fluffy abuse t'bh, rest of /b/ is boring
>>692067196
4 points. Newfag, damn it.
Tally count: 11111 1111
Entree Level Cancer
5
Whew, that was close.
>>692070508
I fucking joined last year too.
>>692070796
Oh Jesus youre the worst kinds too
But you must COMBINE your demographic scores too. You're really like 14. A lot of people have been making that mistake in this thread, probably intentionally due to shame
13 Cancer
>>692067196
5, I'd say rating adding cancer points just based off of video game preferences is a little much. The rest, agreeable.
>>692070796
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT WEBM
>>692071226
Rollin
>>692071286
fuck off newfag
>>692071241
This means you are cancer. In addition to your 5 from threads, you know you want overwatch. You know you play CSGO. You know you like leafy. You know you're underage. You know you fap 2-3 times a day. You know you come here for the porn. That's 10 already
>>692071241
>adding cancer points just based off of video game preferences is a little much
when /aco/ is full of 14 fucking Overwatch threads, you'll see what kind of cancer that vidya james can be
4 points, been around since 2007
>>692071049
>shame
>posts on /b/
how are you enjoying your stay newfriend?
5
>comes for the porn cus everything on this board gets worse everyday
>recently started watch overwatch videos but will probably not buy it
>I've been called autistic as a joke between my friends all the time. They call me autistic because I can play instruments
> I lurk YLYL threads and REKT thread cus i need the memes and gore
>>692071600
check'd. also /aco/? really...?
>>692069538
I can do it, too, see? I'm on a fucking laptop. You aren't special.
>>692072535
you completely missed the point.
>>692072101
yes /aco/, lurking the draw threads seeing the styles other artists use
3
>>692067196
1
What do i get?
>>692073327
Which one is it?
>>692073096
Oh, I did. I agree with you, for the most part. I mainly used that this >>692068955
>>692073725
YLYL lurk now I POSTED AFTER 12 YEARS
>>692073948
Used that to address this*
Sorry.
>>692067196
OK...I'll play this game.
Bisexual tendencies +1
YLYL Lurk and Post +3
REKT Lurk +1
Fluffy abuse Lurk and post +3
Trap thread Lurk +1
Total: 9
I AM FUCKING CANCER! YES!
>>692067196
9...Fuck.
But I'm getting dubs, you fucking nigger.
>>692071709
Yeah, you are still a cancerous piece of shit, tho
>>692073948
>>692074068
then you should've replied to that post too, or explained a little more. kinda confusing my bruv.
it's coo'
Newfag it is with 3.
>>692074337
So close to getting trips...Why have you forsaken me?
>>692067196
6
Not awful
y<47
<try me
>>692067196
10 sorry oldfags for ruining your vibes
4.
Porn and some lurking.
>>692075047
8
God give me dubs.
>>692075838
Reroll
7
got 8, rolling
Exactly 8, feel indignant
2
used to watch leafy
lurk rekt
>>692067196
9
Also I roasted someone with this pic the other day
9, shit
Give me some fucking dubs
>>692079087
Reroll
Give me my freedom, damnit
>>692067546
Nigger.
>>692079205
Rereroll
OP you forgot
>Thread having anything to do with dubs (Lurk) +1 (Post) +2 (OP) +3
4
9
Dubs!
>>692079371
Let me outta this hell
>>692079837
Rolling
8, give me dubs
>>692079661
So close to satanic trips...
>>692079950
Dubs, cometh unto me
>>692080025
Freedom?
>>692080002
Fuck this.
>telling me if im an oldfag or not
you prolly dont even know who vol jang is desu
1 btw
>>692080099
INDEED
>>692067196
2 been here since 2005
5 leafy got me
Now I feel how old people feel, this entire thread is the essence of faggotry.
>>692080143
do you even oldfag
FUCK DISNWEY FUCK DISNETY FUCK DISNEY z FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK DISNEY FUCK YOU WALT DISNEY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB
7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
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FUCK YOU LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY AND OFFENSIVELY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO RUN TO MY VEHICLE WHILST CLOSER TO A MOVING VEHICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB
7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
>>692067196
3
I know I will be an eternal newfag because I'm too nice to be an oldfag.
2 points
1. Oh man, got me, i admit i go on /r/eddit sometimes
>>692067196
4. came here first around 2009, started browsing regularly (as in erryday) around 2013-2014, yet somehow i'm not cancerous
according to literally everyone here im still a newfag, cause everyone has been here since 2004
You occasionally browse /r/eddit.com +1
You're interested in Overwatch +1
s/fur, g/fur, h/fur, etc (Lurk) +1
3 - newfag ntb
>>692067196
>1
And OP is cancer for putting the newfag threshold at 2014
Fuck 8 dubs save me now
>>692067196
Related to OP's pic.
>>692067196
8
The lurking fucked my shit up.
>1
It all happened so fast
>>692067196
4 & been here since '09
Fell just short of cancer with a 7.
Found Cory he's in the house
>>692067196
4
However,
I'm not even sure why i come to /b/ anymore to be honest. it feels like all the bite has slowly given way to the dull gnawing teeth of the populace. i dont think of my self as an oldfag on /b/, but it feels like i got here just before summer gusted in took a shit all over everything. /b/ used to be a place to come and among the vast sea of porn you could always find some OC that didn't suck total balls, some person venting their day for the catharsis of being able to scream hateful bile at people who will never see your face.
Now it's just the same content on a reel, playing on a continuous l nothing new.
/b/ was a cesspool all the shit and piss was mixed and unpleasant.
now /b/ is a dried up cesspool, still filled with shit, but its's all the same shit.
I'm still here, lurking, posting when i feel like it
So i guess I'm pretty fucking cancer too
9
Shit
>>692082187
nigger nobody fucking cares
>>692080525
Look at all these links I will not be clicking today.
4. Shit that must mean I'm a newfag. Great.
What if you're a 15? Does that make you Cancer or Cancer+?
Ya dun goofed it up, OP.
Pic related, is quote from OP.
7
Furries make some good porn when it's not awful.
1 due to YLYL lurk.
I'm a 4
>>692067196
9, been here since late 2014, just in time to see the era of moot end
>>692067196
>Has been called autistic online
So this is just a free one, right?
>>692067196
I got 2 poikts and that's only cause some /b/tard called me autistic yesterday and my hoping that ylyl threads go back to the comedy gold they were back in 08/09.
5
>>692067196
8=cancer fck me
>>692069491
This
God help me
>>692085853
4 for being called autistic in a fluffy thread I starded
Now off to start a fluffy thread
>>692087215
Do it
>>692070796
This is what Pro-Lifers are fighting for. Nigger parents abusing their children.
>>692067196
7, just made it.
Later, newfags.
I got 2
>>692067196
Fucking 2 damn REKT threads and CSGO got me.
>>692087355
Done
>>692088622
cancer+ and proud
>>692067196
>>You fap 2-3 times a day usually +1
>>YLYL (Lurk) +1
5 points
>>692067196
A score of 7 on your cancer scale. But i guess posting here made it go higher.
3. Why the fuck I stick around this garbage fire I'll never know.
>>692090317
Nevermind. My score is actually 6. That csgo skin insanity got me.
4, been here for 7 years
3
Fuck yee only 1
I fap 2-3 times a day
>>692091111
QUAD ALERT
>>692067196
1
YLYL
I got here in 2012 and consider myself a newfag
>>692091111
checked
4, nice
7, but it's the whole if you lurk in said threads you're cancer. Other than that I really just use /b/ for porn and feels, and then go back to /sci/, /lit/, and /x/.
I'm just going to go by a whim and say that if you're claiming your score is 1 or lower your mouth is so far up your arse that it's spewing shit.
8
:^)
6
7. Feels good to not be trapped since I got colon cancer already.
I got +4
>I fap/lurk for porn a lot daily
>nothing to do with /b/ so op is fag by default
>>692092001
Exactly.
Your reasons for coming to /b/ in the first place would have to be at least 2+
Otherwise, why /b/ in the first place?
>>692094541
>first place
7 guess I'm free to go
0 - white old fag master race
(protip : kick out every muslim from your country its cancer)
not going down without a fight
get me outta here
dubs+ wizards i need you now more than ever
>>692067196
2
I'm here since 2010
2 points, i allways lurk ylyl and rekt threads,seems im almost an oldfag cant belive it
Fuck got 11