Hey guys my name is Jeff McCaw. My nickname around town is 'The Crow' I turned 18 in February and I've decided it's time for name change. My parents were pissed at first but they see how miserable I am. Trips decides my new last name.
>>692065226
McCaw
Rollin. Jeff Mccock
Caw McCawk
>>692065226
McCrow
>>692065226
McPigeon
>>692065226
The fucks wrong with that nickname? Embrace it faggot.
Jeff Mccawkerson
>>692065226
Eagleman
>>692066104
Kek
Birdleson
McBlow
Mcdouble
>>692065226
>Not changing it to Draven
>Not being murdered brutally
>Not returning in leather with a painted face and kicking the shit out of torture porn meth heads
You deserve to he McFaggot instead
>>692065226
Jeff Fuckoff
McCree
>>692066463
>he instead of be
Kek everyone Kek at this nerd
>>692066594
God damn you autokekrect
>>692065226
Rook McMurder
>>692065226
MacCaw
Jeff Mccuck
>>692065226
Jeff McJeff
Jeff Assplay
>>692065226
Jeff ReyDahmer
Mike Hawk.
Jeff Niggardly
Goose McGaggle
Jeff Hitler
Do you know how many people would kill for a nickname like that? You FOOL
New last name: Birdcock
Jeff mckek
>>692066782
rolling
>>692067105
>>692066977
>>692066104
Take your pick
Horsefucker
Hitler
>>692065226
Jeff McBoatFace
Adolf Fucking Hitler
>>692065226
that's a raven
Crow "The Crow" Crowson
>>692065226
Ima Nihgberd
>>692067315
reroll
>>692067361
Raven
ra·ven1
ˈrāvən/
noun
1.
a large heavily built crow with mainly black plumage, feeding chiefly on carrion.
If OP is black just keep the name youve got
>>692065226
Jeff MCFAGGOTCAW
Mcfeg
McCrow
SATAN SATANICUS
>>692067686
>>692067664
Nice try mcfegs
>>692067686
Almost satanic trips with that post
REEEEEEEEEEE
Jeff McCree
Crowclock
Rolling McCuck
Crowbar
>>692067686
>>692067765
Same Jeff mcfags
>>692067613
Rerolll
McCaw-Caw
Crowtrousers
Mclovin Mcflurry
>>692065226
JEFF JOFFREY
Jesse McCree
Mcarjona
Mclovin
Cuervo
>>692067686
reroll
You don't get one. You become a single-named person like Madonna or whatever, but you just call yourself Jeff. You're Jeff. THE Jeff.
>>692065226
Jeff PureWhiteRace
Skywalker
Check-it Ralph
Caw Kcaw Kcaw III Jr
Crowdick
Hitler jr.
Mcsuckin
Suckle
Arsonist
Dickmuncher
McCrow
Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood
Vader
Jeff Mcfuckboy
Molestador
Furrfag
Niggerton
Jeff Mcchecked
Cockboy
Seth MacFaglane
>>692065226
McCuck
Dickbutt
>>692068774
Reroll
Nigger mcNiggerboatface
>>692065226
Hitler
Dommer
Solaire
Jeff
Obama veen Salem
Peter "The Pedophile" Pikowsky
Cumguzzler
Catfish
>>692068990
roll
>>692065226
Summers Eve
Cockguzlr
McNigger
Fatfuck
McCuck
Jeff Le Cuck
>>692065226
cawcawcawcawcaw
Trump
Assfag
McCrow
>>692069211
so close
Nazi
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Lord HawHaw
McJew Chamber-Crow
Corvus corax
Jeffjeffjeff
Jones, sorry guys.
Mitch "The Midget Fucking" Madman
Adolf Churchill Hirohito
Pablito Lescano
Goldberg
Allahackbar
>>692069211
Also, you can't just say it, you have to pronounce it like a bird.
Cocksucker
Pedoman
the Dancing Machine
>>692069485
roll
Fuck You Original Poster
>>692069485
reroll
Beakman
Memeson
Bradley Boogerstein
>>692069514
Roll
>>692065226
Duh'crowe
its french op.
>>692069485
Oh, this, but BRAAAAAAWK
>>692069556
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>692065226
mcgofuckyourself
Billy McGhee-McCaw
NigNigNig
Brachyrhynchos
Georgezimmerman
Lizzie the Lezzy
fagtits
>>692069485
okay never mind mine
this>>692069635
MyNameIs
>>692069514
Rollin
>>692069736
yes holy fuck
>>692069808
fuck, so close
Snow
triggers
Heather, Dick Heather
ThunderCock
>>692065226
Phaggott
Meme
crow
Cock McGobbleGobbler
Jeb!
1InchDick
>>692069808
roll
McCuck
>>692069808
reroll
The Crow
Deeznutz
i say crowface
>>692069808
last roll because i don't want to waste my time on a troll thread
DAH PHUC
PedoEyes
The Feltcher of Fagtown
op-is-a-faggot
>>692065226
trou du cul d' oiseau
Jeb
daryl mccry
Loveshairytesticles
Jeffrey McFagget
ProudWalmartShopper
>>692069808
In the name of the gods! Reroll!
Scree
Jeffersmuck
Yeah
Jeffersmuck
>>692065226
"the hedgehog"
Hillary2016
>>692069736
roll2
>>692069692
reroll
Your last name will be ROLLERINO
Spicywiener
Memer
Waterballs
Whiteasscrow
Cohen
Niggerpants
Jeffercuck
Yeah
Jeffercuck
Mr. Cool
DickCheese
>>692065226
birdpenis
>>692070666
Get
>>692070666
oh shit
Niggercuck
>>692070666
Winnrar
>>692070666
boring
>>692065226
Henceforth, ye shall be known as Jeff CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>692070666
Winrar
Jeff "The Wall" Beaner
>>692065226
Keep the last name faggot. If you ever start a business (seeing as you are on /b you probably won't) your jingle could be "Call McCaw we do it all"
Pat Macrouch
>>692070666
praise lord satan, we finally got trips!
>>692065987
Rollin
Fuck You Faggot
Friedrice
Filthy Frank
>>692065226
Jeff TrumpMexicoWallTwentySeventeen
Cuntslam