>>692063812
beer in general tastes like shit

>>692063812
worst beer i've ever had would probably be something by Minhas

I would say Bud/Miller/Coors but they don't really qualify as beer

>>692063976

How can you not enjoy beer? If there was alcohol free beer that tasted like actual beer I would have it every day of the week. Beer compliments almost any meal

>>692063976
no u
>>692064827
>don't qualify as beer
Agreed
Worst was Boulevard Single wide IPA, in my honest opinion.
I actually really like boston lager for a run of the mill not-6-dollars-a-piece beer.

>>692065220
boston lager is my go-to at chain restaurants, because it's usually the only thing they have on tap that doesn't taste like a corn flakes box soaked in diluted cat piss

>>692065739
What seasonal do you have? um, we have sam adams boston lager. Fine I'll take one.

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This, It tasted like fish water and alcohol, 1 dollar for a 22 ounce but it wasn't worth it.

>>692063812
Doesnt taste bad.. you are just a petty fuck with shitty taste buds.

>>692066093
basically. fuckin' Outback's menu even says "ask your server about local beer offerings!" so I did and the bitch looked at me like I had 3 heads
Plus they have a "Craft" section which is just Shock Top and Blue Moon...idiots

>>692063812
I always thought Heineken smelled like skunk ass. Never did try it.

>>692063812
Braumeister: Sold at Meijer around 1978. It was sold by the case. So, i poured 18 bottles of the sour swill down the drain so that I could get my depost. It was really an educational experience for me and my father-in-law, who managed to tolerate about 6 oz because he had just walked in after a 2 hour drive.

>>692063812
I'm a poor nigger, so most of the beer I drink is shit so shitty beers but there was this one beer, had no name, it just came in a 30 pack box labeled "Beer 30"

It was so bad I was actually impressed on how shitty it tasted.

I got it from a pretty nasty hick-town store. I bought 4 cases because we were heading up to go camping and it was the only store for a long time. Only $5 for a 30 pack and I quickly found out why.

We finished all four cases, though. It was pretty high alcohol content I'm guessing because it got me drunk fairly quick, it just tasted awful.

>>692063976
Beer is an acquired taste. Once you get into it, you'll be able to appreciate the differences in different beers, and also not mind the fact that it isn't sweet.

A lot of people have a hard time getting into beer basically because it isn't sweet like juice or soda. It's a lot like starting to drink black coffee after doing cream/sugar.

>>692067455
So shitty beers usually taste good to me*

Forgot part of my sentence

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>>692067560

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this one

a friend at work said Iron Maiden beer is pretty bad...thoughts?

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I took one drink and poured the rest of the 6-pack down the drain.

>>692067864
i've heard that as well. Basically a cheap shitty beer with their name slapped on it, but i've never had it.

I did have another awful beer called Ghost Face Killah or something. It had ghost pepper, so I had to try it. Normally chili pepper beers can be pretty good, but only if they're done well. This one tasted like someone just dumped a bunch of ghost pepper into a batch of stale Coors. It was awful and gimmicky shit

>>692063812
Can't tell if trolling or just a lite beer drinker.

I never liked Guinness.

>>692064827

Minhas stuff is breddy bad. Boxer is a travesty.

>>692067727

>Trolling this hard

>>692067727
Agreed. Tastes like niggers brewed it.

>>692063812
Get off the internet and go get some help.

>>692068155
I'm not a fan of Sam Adams, either. Maybe my tastes are just off because I drink cheap beer all the time, but I do enjoy other "good" or more expensive beers. I just don't like Sam Adams.

I can tolerate it, I can drink anything really, but it doesn't mean I think it tastes good.

>>692068193
It's because you're used to shit beer. I don't blame you anon. It's ok.

>>692068542
>trolling
there is literally nothing good about that beer

>>692068426
never met anyone who had heard of them, let alone tasted their swill. When/where/why did you have the misfortune?

I was visiting my ex's brother and his fiance for their wedding in Chicagoland and they took us up to WI for the brewery tour at Minhas. The tour was cool enough, and we got a free mixed 5 beers and a pint glass. But holy shit...all 5 of those beers were awful. Not remotely to-style, and not even good as just a "beer beer". The pint glass was cheap af too, one broke while being rinsed in the sink

>>692066754
I was actually satisfied with BJ's brewhouse, if they have them in your area. lots of house beers you can only get there.
I am partial to the "red buffalo" house stout that tastes a bit less bitter than Guinness and some kind of red ale.

>>692068845
It's watery shit, m8.

>>692063812
I'm with you OP, I think its shit too. I wanted to like it bec. family is from Boston. Unless its ice cold, the shit foams over like a volcano after the first sip, and its not that good to begin with. Also, those gay ass commercials they came out with with the hipsters at the taste test going

"OMG this is Sam Adams, I think Ill have to give it another try" "This totally changes my outlook on Sam Adams"

I dont like guys who take beer so seriously, go drink wine faggots. Ill have a Budweiser.

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>>692063812
Welcome to college
>pic related
Also, any IPA's. Jesus Christ they're bitter as hell. Maybe it's just not my taste.

>>692068845
at least he's not one of those people who think Guinness is a super-heavy beer because it's dark

Body-wise it's basically coors lite

fucking pabst

literally distilled piss-water

>>692069637
It has a nice footy taste.

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bought a tall can of this once because it was cheap and 8% alcohol...it tastes like shitty vodka, generic Kool Aid and cough syrup left in a Solo cup for a week. i never pour out a drink, and i'll even drink my warm, wounded soldiers from the night before, but this is a new level of awful.

>>692063812
Most of the hop-injected shit here in Washington State. I loved craft beer until I moved here. Now I don't drink at all.

>>692068841
Could you name one of these "good" beers you like? I don't like to just proclaim you have shit taste, but really, Sam Adams is like the least offensive craft brew ever.

>>692069324
haven't seen one of those, but sounds similar to Granite City Brewing. Basically if Chili's or Applebee's tried to jump on the craft beer bandwagon and make it their gimmick. The beer wasn't that great but at least it was fresh

>>692068911

Boxer is readily available up in Alberta, and perusing their website's list of spirits and beer is good for a chuckle.

TUN Light/Mid/Bitter

all fucking horrible

>>692069695
Beer isn't distilled. Spirits are.

>>692069695
fuck you sum bitch

>>692063812
this nasty shit fuck boston

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>>692063812
I don't like IPAs

>>692069859
Perfect evaluation of Granite City, anon.

>>692069568
Beer is meant to be bitter

>>692069859
>The beer wasn't that great but at least it was fresh
Nailed it.
Not good by any connoisseur standards, but much better than you can buy at any store.
>>692069695
>>692070050
reckt
Pabst isn't that bad, you just can't get the piss water low point beer that they sell at gas stations.

>>692063812
A house brew called Ambrosia. Tasted like fucking rubber.

Guiness is the only correct answer for worst beer ever... And it's not even close.

>>692067960
Beer snob here. That shit is the worst

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This shits fucking disgusting

Samuel Adams Boston Lager is literally the best beer in the world.

Grow up kid.

>>692069850
Blue moon, shock top, Miller fortune to name a few.

Like I said, I normally drink cheap beer, hence why good was in quotations. By good I really mean more expensive or popular. Pretty much the beers that I drink when I go out, because most bars and restaurants don't serve Busch, or Keystone Light.

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>>692070591
>meant to be bitter

Just because a lot of people share an opinion, doesn't mean it's correct.
>take the feminine penis paradigm, for example

>>692063812
The types of malt liquor targeted to blacks, like King Cobra and Olde English. Glorpy sweet, thick, no hops, disgusting.

>>692063812
good lord, what are you 15?

>>692068732
>having tasted over one hundred different beers brewed by niggers, so I can tell.

>>692063812
>>692063812
Sam Adams it the only major American beer worth drinking. It is one of the few that can stand up to European beers.

Stop drinking whatever piss water you are drinking, fucking pleb

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there was this super small batch of mint beer that boulevard in KC had at this private beer dinner at a restaurant I worked at. It was fucking disgusting. Worse than fernet

>>692070737
Says the 19 year old Coors fan... Guinness isn't good but it's not horrible either

>>692070457
I like IPAs, but that's not a particularly good one

>>692070591
Too bitter for my taste.

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Worst shit ever.
Tastes like how pledge smells

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>>692071079
Malt liquor definitely isn't the best, but I wouldn't consider it the worst either.

Currently drinking a few of these.

>inb4 nigger

>>692071212
Gtfo. Sam is good but America makes the best beers in the world. You just can't buy them at Wal-Mart

>>692071277

Sam Adams for me... Guinness is terrible because I don't like to chew my beer.

>>692070968
Sounds like you're just a poorfag, then. There's a vast array of shitty cheap beer that you could have posted about knowledgeably. I actually feel sorry for you tbh.

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I also fucking hate Hamm's. Tastes like sick lake water

>>692063812
Any citrus beer, shandys and the such. Or just cheap cheap beer like natty ice.

I'm more of a bitter/hops fan

>>692071454
Mfw Nigger beer has to come in shatter proof bottles.

Mfw I have no face

>>692067727
Miller High Life is worse.

>>692063812
Grapefruit summer shandy.

>>692063812
Corona light. Had to pour like a tenth of lime juice into one bottle just to mask the taste of asshole

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>>692071502
uh, no. Belgium makes the best beers. Czech is a close 2nd.

>>692071926
This

>>692071889
sounds gross

>>692071516
Guinness is light bodied as fuck. Just because it's dark doesn't mean full bodied. It's probably thinner than Boston lager. Homebrewer here

>>692071963
Name 1

>>692071536
Don't feel sorry for me, I'm not that broke but I get drunk most nights and like to do it cost effectively. A 12 pack of higher quality beer can run anywhere between $15-20, and spending that much money every night isn't really on my to-do list. Considering I usually drink more than 12 beers, unless they're high alcohol content, I'd be spending even more than that.

A 30 of Busch is just under $18, or a bottle of Jim Beam costs me roughly $20.

>>692071963
he is right you know. Fucking pivos

>>692072081
Tastes like sake with grapefruit juice. Tasted like puke

>>692071598
Have to agree, Hamms, Pabst, Miller High Life, Old MiIlwaukee, all suck. Coors Light and Bud light aren't as nasty, they are clean tasting, just very bland. The wonderbread of beers.

>>692072298
Yeah I still drink busch when I float the river or plan on drinking all day long

>>692070931
No, it's sewage treatment plant water in a bottle.

Yuengling rules, kid.

>>692072298
34$ for a bottle of Hendricks gin, a fucking affordable luxury

>>692063812
Kloster Beer it was the most awful beer almost died of the fucking hangover the next day, a 24 hour headache even had to go to the doctor.
It is also the cheapest.

>>692072719
Yuengling tastes like piss water

>>692072989
Found the nigger.

>>692070457

You aren't alone. And don't let those fucking hipsters tell you any different.

San Diegofag here, there's so many breweries in this town but 80% of it is IPA swill made by contrarian faggots using hops to hide imperfections in their brewing techniques.

>>692072277
nice dubs. and I really really really like duvel

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>>692063812
This shit, the Green Death.

Used to drink it in 8th grade 'cause I could get a 40 O for $0.99 (twas a long time ago) and catch a good buzz with one bottle and many bong hits.

I tried it again years later - fucking nasty.

>>692063812
Every IPA

>>692071841
Second this.
Miller high life for the win (lose)

>>692070457
Portlander and fuck IPA's

>>692070457
>>692073257
You just haven't had the good ones. Not many west coast that are worth a shit. Get your hands on some Treehouse, Trillium, Hill Farmstead, Alchemist, Tired Hands, Veil, Bissell Bros. Then report back to me

>>692073257
Not an IPA fan either, tastes like soap to me. Love stouts and ales

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Truly the Zyklon B of terrible beers.

>>692063976
You must be 18+ to post here

>>692073587
Not my style of beer but I can appreciate the quality.

>>692063812
Personally I hate all beer, but bush Is probably the worst I've tasted. Beer makes me sick, liquor/spirits do not though

>>692074182
Guinness is the only stout I like. I'm probably the only person I know that is okay with Rolling Rock.

An original first release Bad Frog in 1996. I don't know what was worse, the fact that it was obviously rotten vile shit, or that they bombed the fuck out of it with lemon juice to cover the taste up.

>>692063812
Hoegaarden

I liked 211 steel reserve for the high alcohol but
after tasting corona, heineken, modelo
steel reserve makes me want to throw up.

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>>692071454
Shatter proof, kek

>>692074182
>>"Stouts and ales"
>>"ales"

Lrn2beer
"Ales" encompass like 75 percent of all beers...

There's basically ales and lagers....

>>692074672
Is that you James?

>>692067227
For some reason I really enjoyed this reply.

Thanks anon

PB MUTHAFUCKIN R

Tecaté tastes like Mexican armpit sweat. Fuck that beer.

>>692074743
Just a lackluster style of beer. It's actually decent compared to others

>>692074672
Rolling Rock actually tastes like water. Not stale swamp water like most of the worse-than-Buds (Keystone, Natty, etc.), but indistinguishable from water if you haven't eaten anything all day. Considering that it averages out to 50 cents a beer at Sam's club, I consider it a solid choice.

Brewdog IPA is very overrated and overpriced at £5 a pint

>>692065160
You're an alcohol. Beer goes with nothing.

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first time i had it it was fine but after i pounded a 40 in 45 min i can stand it

>>692063812
Heineken. Shit is shit in a shit green bottle. Shit.

>>692074217
Use them for bloody Mary's to be a super an alcohol.

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>>692063812
>be 17y/o Burgerland exchange student living in Germany
>come across this
>Get excited and leave with a 6 pack
>Pop one open
>Get a taste
>Almost throw up
>Give it to a homeless guy on the way back because he was sitting next to the trashcan I was going to dump it in

Also
>tfw you will never find a pure German Weizen anywhere in the united states

>>692073257
Let`s go to Tijuana and get some expensive Chinesse beer, it is more expensive than heineken.

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>>692075795
non ant picture

>>692074217
That is for hangovers not to get drunk.

PSA: All commercial Pilsners/light beers are nearly the same.

>>692074672
rolling rock is the easiest beer to shotgun, because its weak. doesnt taste bad tho

>>692068911
I live where they make Minhas, somewhere (guess) WI, home of the best cheese. It''s because mexicans took over our brewery. When they were Huber they made damn good beer.

>>692070457
this, also IPA shits the next morning are the fucking worst

>>692074672
There's nothing wrong with rolling rock. It's a generic light beer. Very refreshing.

>>692063812
My favorite cheap beer is Budwieser. Goes for around $23 a case around here. My favorite of all is probably Corona.

>>692074672
Rolling Rock is what I first drank when I started drinking beer. they're like training wheels for beer

>>692076542
Corona has pretty good taste but in bottle form and real cold, Tecate ( the red one ) is pretty strong has 4.5 of alcohol used to drink 8 lts every day.
I thank God I don`t drink that much anymore.

>>692063812

Holy shit that's the worst beer I have ever tasted too. That is the first time me and my friend couldn't finish a 12 pack just because it tasted so awful..

I'm ashamed that we fell for those commercials which make them out to be the best thing in the world

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>>692063812
All these hipster snobs ITT hating on popular beer brands just to be contrarian.

My go to beers are Sleeman, Molson Canadian, Budweiser and PBR. They taste fine and are affordable.

You girls keep enjoying your overpriced craft beer that taste like cow shit though.

It's all relative to your beer level... Level 0-1 is your basic bud and light beers you stary with in high school.... Than maybe Lagers and IPA's, so forth and so on. I enjoy a bitter hoppy beer. I love Detour, Limbo, Heady Topper, Resin... and many other double IPAs. Everyone has their taste though, One of my best friends swears by Labatt blue... fucking gross. And another loves Heinekin and PBR. Piss.

>>692075778
>You're an alcohol
>an alcohol

>>692071926
Corona is by far one of the worst.

>>692078401
Labatt blue is god tier

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This shit. I hate damn near everything from this brewery but holy shit this is just diabetic piss with coconut flavoring.

>>692067960
I liked it...

>>692063812
Bud Light. Can't stand it.

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>>692077961
This

>>692071373
It was decent two summers ago, I think it's gone to shit because popularity.

I blame Summer Shandy.

Bud light, corona, Miller light, heineken, pbr, Coors or any other cheap beer that people swear they don't taste the same.

>>692079189
Shandys are shit, just dump vodka in any juice. Boom, better shandy.

>>692075074
A lot of 40s switched from glass to plastic.

This is the first time I've drank these in a long time, but when I was 15-16 I drank them religiously because they're so cheap. They were $1.20ish back in the day, $1.90 now. But after a few of them when I was a teen I'd be drunk to the point of dropping anything I was holding, and dropping a 40oz glass bottle made quite the fucking mess. So I see why they switched to plastic bottles.

I actually had quite a few hospital visits because of it. Typically when it's hot out I walk around barefoot at my house, whether I'm in the house, garage or my yard. Most of my drinking went on in the garage, so I'd be hammered with a bunch of broken glass all over the place trying to pick it up and end up stepping on a bunch.

I once even fell face-first onto a bunch of glass and got my face and neck torn up. Luckily it didn't scar

>>692079398
Correct sir. After drinking Better crafted beverages, you can taste the WATER in all those beers. Garbage,

>>692078696
>lurk moar

>>692077961

>craft beer
>taste like cow shit

Pick one.

Enjoy your shit tier piss anon

>>692079683
>hur dur, he didn't green text so now I'll show him
Get a better taste in beer. Seriously, you don't even have to go and get craft to see how terrible that puss water is. A lauger or ipa on tap will have 10 times more flavor than that crap.

>>692077961
The hero this thread needs

>>692063812
>>692063812
as with all beers, boston lager tastes better fresh, even better on tap, and is a whole different beer if you get it super fresh at one of the sam adams brewpubs. don't drink some skunked beer from a work fridge and judge it on that basis.

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>>692077961
>All these hipster snobs ITT hating on popular foods just to be contrarian
>My go to foods are 98% lean ground beef, cornflakes, and cock. Lots of cock. Unending amounts of cock.

Faggot

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anything you can domestically get by draft for less than $5 is usually ass.

>>692079627
Some craft brews really do taste better than your "generic" beers, but really, it all goes down the same and serves the same purpose.

I do understand the people who would prefer to have a few better tasting beers over some $2 draft coors, but once you start talking shit about how you're superior because of it you're a fucking moron.

I like to go out and enjoy a beer or two of some good beers with a nice meal, but most of the time I go out my aim is to get drunk and buying overpriced, $5-6 craft beers is just ridiculous. If you can afford a $100+ tab just for yourself on a night out, more power to you, but most people can't or are smart enough not to.

I hate even drinking at concerts, a lot of the ones I've been to recently you have to buy beer tickets that run $20 for 3 16oz beers. I drink heavily, so I spend over $100 on beer alone whenever I go. It doesn't exactly break the bank but it's something I really prefer not to do.

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>>692080922
>>692079988
You seem triggered hipster snobs. Did I hit a nerve there?

>>692077961
If you don't care about how it tastes then just buy some goddamn PGA. It's by far the best price per ounce of alcohol and you can make rocket fuel out of it.