Any military fags on tonight? Sometimes I wish I could join just to go through boot camp and be done. I would like to learn the basics of getting into shape and staying focused. Any tips?
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Basic doesn't really teach you much. It just conditions you to be ready to hang in a line unit. I learned much much more in the following 6 months.
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Milfag here.
As far as getting in shape and staying in shape, it's all a matter of habit. First two weeks or so will be rough, you'll have to force yourself to go, but once it's routine, it becomes easy. I won't post a workout routine or anything, I trust you've done your homework and know your way around a gym or calisthenics.
Also, joining just for the sake of losing weight and getting in shape is a terrible idea. It's so much easier to get and stay in shape civvie side. You go out to the field for a couple weeks to a month at a time where it's a mix of sleep deprivation, shitty food, and no real exercise which kills your gains. Staying civvie is better for keeping a regular schedule.
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If you want to get in shape; eat clean, exercise, and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night. Staying focused.. get off the chan, phone, computer, TV, your ass. Study something. Do something that is productive to you and takes time and work. Read a book on self discipline. A book, not some damn online buzz feed article bs. If that's all you want you don't need the military. Stay out of my Army.
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Military is for faggots who feel like they need to prove to the world they don't have a micro dick. Have fun getting your legs blown off and developing crippling ptsd and being homeless.
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Boot camp was easy. You're fucking half asleep through it anyway. Look up the PT standards and you'll be fine. Just say yes to everything and be a massive bitch and it'll fly by. It's only shit if you're terribly out of shape or you're too stupid to shut up.
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>>692061316
Also milfag here. This anon is right. Hard to keep any serious gains unless youre on steroids or practically live at the gym when youre not in the field. By the way im canadian army so we dont test for roids but close enough to the same lifestyle. Godspeed.
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>>692061672
You must be speaking from personal experience.
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>>692059775
Boot camp gets you to the point you can pass the physical test. It is not going to make you strong. I went in at 5'10 143 and left at 143. I looked exactly the same. Though I could run like a fucking cheeta
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>>692062000
No he isnt. He has no concept of how it works. Just some tumblr libtard who thinks he knows it all. Id suggest he try for himself but he doesnt have the intestinal fortitude.
>>692061891
OP here. I'm not even looking for the gains. Just a general understanding of being healthy, and being in focus at all times.
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I know. You are feeding the troll though.
>>692062074
OK well what is the routine. I'm not planning on joining but what was the basic day to day routine?
>>692062272
Try mma, muay thai or any martial arts, theyre very focused on that sort of thing, they teach alot of self discipline too.
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>>692062451
To fucking smoke the shit out of you constantly. Cough and you do pushups. Move wrong at times, do push ups. There is no routine. You just learn to not be a fucking pussy and push yourself through the pain. Army has gotten so weak though
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>>692062272
You can't actually be in focus at all times but you can get pretty close. Everyone has a limited amount of mental energy they can spend on activities so your goal here should be to raise that level of energy while reducing the amount of energy needed to perform tasks. The trick is to not focus on goals but develop certain routines to practice and stick to it. As another anon has said, it's all a matter of habit. You won't find much motivation to rely on forever to keep going, but once you've developed good habits things get much easier even when you don't have any motivation. This is how most people beat procrastination, too. If you do this for long enough and try not to break the chain you'll become disciplined.
That's the principles though to be honest I haven't really been putting this into practice for very long, but I've seen it actually proving effective. Can other anons verify? And correct me if I'm wrong or lacking in anything.
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>>692062216
Go to any place where the military has a large base and ask the locals how they feel. San Diego is the worst. These faggota walk around and think every one loves them for their "service." Just a bunch of dumb fucks who couldn't get into a really college and were dumb enough to sigh their life away. Every one in SD fucking hates those fags. The only people who like them are other military fags. Pretty low guy to girl ratio too. Lot of closet military I presume.
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>>692065449
OP here. I'm from a small navy town and yes I see these guys as complete robots. I've met a few good ones, but in general they are all the same. One thing I did see is they were all generally very healthy, and even happy (as blind as they are). I've spent enough time figuring out the world, but im trying to figure out what healthy is.
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>>692061891
Canadian army doesn't test for roids??
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>>692059775
>Sometimes I wish I could join just to go through boot camp and be done.
>I would like to learn the basics of getting into shape and staying focused
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Anyways, OP, I dunno if you have nothing else going on for you I would just join
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