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make a woman mad in 5 words or less.
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The wage gap is fake
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No you can't go shopping again
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Your friend is hot.
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Bitch
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calm the fuck down
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>>692053716
I fucked your sister.
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what about abortion right equality ?
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>>692053927
this
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Go back to the kitchen
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there's only two genders
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can I fuck your sister?
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>>692053716
Just need one word.
Fat
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>>692053716

you look fat
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>>692053912
Thats 6 dummy
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I disagree.
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MGTOW
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>>692053716
Your sister's pussy tastes better
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A watermelon fucks better
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You look old my love.
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>>692054234
>>692054256
>hivemind

I fuck random black chicks
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I like men
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Men are superior in many ways
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Fucked your mother 18yrs ago
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His name is Robert Paulson
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Would you like some help?
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Have you gained weight?
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>>692054430
lul two same responses xD
Hivemind!!!
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God created you last
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>>692053927
Your sister is hot.
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Is that too heavy?
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My mother blows better
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>>692054619
God saves shitting for last
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>>692053716
It's not you it's me
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>>692053716
slut.
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WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?


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Gimme back the credit card!!
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Your sister gives better head.
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Your just over reacting
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>you're wrong.
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..Cunt
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>>692053716
Let's split the bill.
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>>692053716
Not everything is rape.
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>>692053716
Extra bacon on my sandwich.
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Sorry, I was not listening.
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>>692054257
why would this make a woman mad
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you look like my mom
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You are not always right
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>>692053716
Nice belly, are you pregnant?
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>>692055262
Nope, --- You look like your Mom...
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>>692054316
U ever fucked a watermelon? For reals it's the shit. Once it gets warm oh damn I swear it's just as good as the real thing. I prefer seedless but you get a little more bang for your buck with the ribbed pleasure of seeded watermelon. Ymmv tho
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>>692053716
ugly ass fat stupid cunt
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She knows how to please
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Get your anus ready baby ;)
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Whats that smell? Oh, sorry.
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Vid Name or Link OP?
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I do not care bitch.
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>>692053716
yeah i fucked your sister.
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Cunt
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>>692055509
EZ
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>>692053716
Actually the facts show that...
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your pussy is too flappy
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A fetus isn't your body
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Can you calm down, please.
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Stupid cunt.

I called a girl this in 6th grade, got suspended for 3 days.
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Fuck your hairy bint ass
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>>692055379
Wut
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>>692053716
I thought you were asleep!
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>>692053716
Your not THAT fat.
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>>692054316
>>692055379
I've done this 4 times now and it's AWESOME. Of course there's lots of preperation, but god damn it feels good.
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I'm voting for trump.
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"I want it like that", especially while pointing at a picture of something.
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>>692053716
Cunt.
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You look like a man
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>>692053716
Now that's a stinky cunt
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>>692054316
>>692055379
>>692056164
This is now a watermelon fuxin thread.
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Your mom was better
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honey what happened it never clapped like this before
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I quit my job.
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You look fatter
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I cut your toothbrush bristle
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You fucked up your eyebrows.
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I "forgot" to pull out
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You're wrong
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>>692056866
kek
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What is your name again?
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>>692056881
*your
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ITT: people that can't count to five
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when she talking about her boss and u say he/she is right u know
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Where's your daughter?
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>>692056186
I felt the fucking Bern after I said that to my dishwasher
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>>692053716
get a job
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>>692053716
youre a cunt.
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>>692056959
idiot
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>>692054446
>use 5 words or less
>Men are superior in many ways
>6 words
fucking kek
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>>692056608
http://m.spankbang.com/cuaj/play/longmint+fucks+watermelon/480p/
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>>692053716
Rape Culture is a Myth
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>>692056959
jesus, you're fucking retarded, right?
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I miss my ex girlfriend
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>>692056959
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>>692057117
Kek
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You made me gay
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Is that mustache new?
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Credit card is maxed again
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>>692057354
*your. You're is a contraction of you are which is not correct here nitwit. Dumbasses all y'all
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>>692055379
It really gives the meln that chlamydia spi e
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>>692053716
Shhh!
...Sandwitch, bitch.
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>>692057639
Wutttttt
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"I love you"
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>>692057625
I'm guessing you didn't finish 2nd grade...
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Being single man is great
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>>692057625
I hope this is bait for your sake
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you are overreacting
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>>692057815
+1
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Pfffttt, like your opinion matters.
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>>692056959
>>692057136
>>692057354
>>692057479
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Cunt
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Men
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seventy seven cents per dollar
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You're over reacting.
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>>692057913
*you're. And no it's not bait.
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>>692053716
How old is your sister?
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Checked your daughters rectal temperature.
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Your daughter gives better head.
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>>692053716
Fuck off, you dirty bitch
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I took all the money
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>>692058209

I hope this is bait for you are sake.
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Women are second class citizens.
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Periods aren't really that bad
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>>692057625
"your" is a way of indicating ones belonging
"you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are" and therefore puting "your" infront of retarded would not work because you cannot own retardation.
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>>692054544
>xD
>on fucking /b/
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>>692053716
You never told me to
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>>692058357
I am not sake. I drink sake. Sometimes too much.
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Men are better than women
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You belong a slave, bitch.
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>>692058562
>falling for bait

>tfw I might be falling for bait
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>>692058628
exactly, and therefore you are (you're) retarded
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>>692053716
I'm fucking your sister

Works every time
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>>692058816
inb4 "i don't have a sister"
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>>692054772
feel bad for him.
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>>692054486
WIN
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i don't want you anymore
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Pay For It Yourself.
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>>692058766
Fight me IRL
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you gained some weight, right?
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>>692058766
your*
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no, you sleep on the couch!
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>>692053716
Your sister is prettier
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Woman aren't equal to men
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>>692054257
No you can't goshopping again

>fixed it
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>>692058628
Like right now?
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Put that feminine penis away
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Will you sign a prenup?
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>>692053716
You swallow, like your mom?
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>>692053716
>You should really go exercize.
>I'm not ready for that commitment
>I'm going to hang tonight
>How old are you btw?
>I don't want to talk
>That'll do pig, that'll do
>Fish smell? Is that you?
>Do you want some gum?
>Let's not talk about feelings
>Why can't you go half?
>I don't go down period.
>Here's some alieve. Feel better
>Must be the 28th today
>I don't want kids, sorry
>Sorry not sorry you cunt
>Are you for women's sufferage?
( a lot of people don't know women's sufferage was a movement back in the early 1900's to allow women to vote. Many people will say they are not for it and get pissy because they hear the word suffer. This is true.)
>Go fix me a drink
>Where is my sandwhich, pumpkin?
>Leave me alone, would you?
>You're not getting an IPhone
>If you love me, swallow
>Yeah she is very pretty
>Diamonds, a bitch's best friend
>Women are not that funny
>Another shitty romantic commedy? Again?
>How many cocks you sucked?
>You have turned me gay
>Money's on the counter, bye
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>>692059364
Dumbfuck dis muh bait and muh fishing hole. Back off!
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Will you PLEASE marry me?
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>>692053716
Are you pregnant? Oh.
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>>692060019
kek
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>>692053716
"what did you say?"
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Your dog is better
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>>692053716
Go away.
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Must be that time of the month again.

>inb4 that's more than 5 words
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Women's studies is meaningless.
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>>692053716
Are you on your period?
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You're such a girl
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>>692060705
*your
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She'll have a salad, thanks.
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>>692060271
*your'e
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>>692053716
newfags can´t triforce, stupid cunt

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Jetfuel cant melt steel beams
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"Cunt"
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>hello, I do not have a job.
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>>692060894
Toppers
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>>692060901
ure*
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Your overreacting
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>>692060894
Too good.
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>>692053716
I got fired today.
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trump trump trump trump TRUMP!
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Just like your fucking mother
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>>692055379

>U ever fucked a watermelon? For reals it's the shit

Are you by any chance african-american?
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she's got room for more
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that AIDS test, Positive :)
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Put this bag on first
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>>692061387
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>>692053716
I don't have much money.
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Let your sister tag in
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mind if I smoke this meth-amphetamine?
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>>692053716
moist
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didn't think?! DIDN'T THINK?!
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Gotta get down on friday
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You mind going dutch?
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The dog's vag is tighter
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cold in the ground, today?
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>>692054257
found the woman
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netvideogirls account please? (no seriously does any1 have one)
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