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Characters that are literally you
Who needs cringe threads if we can have this?
>>692053587
Here, let me fix that for you OP
>>692054292
kek
ur mom
>>692054843
Fuck, was just gonna post that. If I'm anyone in a movie, it's him.
>>692054843
>>692053587
E D G E L O R D
![paul-walker-fast-and-furious[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yvrb3Ut.jpg "paul-walker-fast-and-furious[1]")
cus I'm dead
>>692053587
I don't know what's trolling or what's sincere anymore
Everything except I'm not Jewish and didn't fuck my adopted daughter
Unfortunate but true
>>692055349
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I'm the white knight for sure
>>692053587
literally me
>>692053587
>literally
kill yourself
Life is fear
I know nothing but I love eating out.
this is literally me guiz
>>692055597
Weaboo
>>692054912
I was about to post that same damn picture
>>692055688
fucking furry
>>692053587
because nobody notices me anyhow
>>692056145
whip out your dick and rub it in everyones face. They're bound to notice you then
>>692056145
Fucking Eeyore. What a fucking downer.
>>692054502
Know what episode that is?
>>692056075
in your dreams tranny.
>>692056283
i just disappear into the woodwork even when i try to stand out
>>692056285
no one notices me enough to take me as a downer
>>692054502
Literally me..
this was definitely me 5 years ago. i'm on neuroleptics now so the delusions hallucinations and all of that fun stuff has mostly gone away for now. i still blackout sometimes, but i only blackout for 30 minutes tops. it's nothing to worry anyone about.
>>692055597
Stop calling me.
>>692057693
Dw no one is worried
>>692053587
>>692053587
you're a fucking faggot
>Comic relief
>Fucking useless for the most part
>Still manages to pull
>Loves meat
>>692056075
Tumblr femnazi confirmed
>>692055338
Lets be real we are all Mosby's. At least your honest about it.
>>692055198
this cunt
>>692054617
>>692055349
you, i like you
I'm not dead. Just really depressed
>59 minute photo
>>692055524
EDGEPHILIA
>>692058038
Oh no, i didn't mean you faggots. I meant it's nothing to worry my family about. It's not like I've ever done anything terrible during my blackouts, unless everyone around me are fucking liars. I've been told that I just turn into a mute and do basic shit.
Here's a little something for you!
>>692055911
Mah nigga
>>692054245
He's literally fight club. Get over it
>>692054292
das me niggah
>>692059014
Sokka can have my babies, you may have my babies
Simple enough
>>692060251
if you really look anything like that i need a picture now
Pretty much this but also mix in Ryan Gosling as le Driver.
>>692060405
Sure thing
the autism is fucking palpable in this thread
>>692061021
Sure "Henry"
>>692061021
you beautiful son of a bitch. i guess imagination will do.
>>692055631
>literally kill yourself
>>692059999
Quads confirm
>>692059724
Jesus shit this was the most awkward movie.
Le Dubs Man
>>692053587
Yeah! cool story bro
>>692054617
We must be twins.
>>692053587
No>>692055183
My leige.
Everyone on b.
>>692053587
this is me
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692061021
Magnifico
>>692059399
>has friends
>talks to women
>has a job
couldnt be further away from mosby
also checked
>thread
I can't be the only one that sees this
>>692064202
>Update
faggot
>>692064369
I am not a faggot, you are a faggot
>>692064565
I agree with anon faggot
>>692053587
This is the real me. All the time.
>>692064713
You want to see me with the hands faggot
>>692053587
Just finished watching it just 10 minutes ago. Fuck, it was good.
>>692053587
You're someone's imaginary friend?
>>692055184
how would that be edgy? it's not durden
>>692053587
>>692055911
Close, except I can't stand black coffee.
I am the liquor
>>692065019
But this is the character im most like.
>>692065837
What about Wilkins coffee
>>692053587
>Characters you wish you were.
>>692053587
you have to be 18 to post on this board OP, sorry, reported
Stephen hawking
Yup
ITT: Completely inaccurate, self-aggrandizing portrayals of oneself, self-depreciating and probably more accurate estimations, and trollish, intentionally stupid choices
Think that includes pretty much every post in this thread. Let me know if I missed anything.
>>692063552
Not rly
Me, except dreaming about hell. This probably means that I'm a betafag. I'm going to post about being lonely on /r9k/ now.
>>692053587
Summer
>>692066023
Everyone's gonna hate me for this, but I only like coffee if it's basically a desert.
>>692066758
>desert
meant dessert
>>692055597
That's just like my animes
>>692066626
I'm a real betafag to forget the picture. I know my autism is showing. I'm just so lonely.
>>692066504
kys
>>692053587
/fixed.
I love America and Mr. Pibb.
>>692066758
So you don't drink Wilkins?
>>692056145
Pretty sure you've been abused as a kid. Am I right? Kek
this tbqh fam
>>692067210
>cryptiiiiccc
>>692053587
The fucking basket case who had nothing better to do then show up for detention, that's me. When i first saw this movie i even had hair just like her.
>>692067203
Never even heard of that brand.
Alot like him, good at alot of things, but not great at anything
Too fucked up for reality.
>>692067324
the original edgelady
>she wasnt even clinically "crazy"
>she just pretended to be weird as a defense mechanism
>thats not something to be proud of doing
My twin mentally minus the drug sales
>>692059014
He reminds me of Lars from Steven universe. They're both gay.
>>692065207
any faggot can fight a wallaby I want to see someone take on a real kangaroo
>>692055595
what is this?
>>692067704
who said i was proud?
>>692067919
so what you're a crazy asshole that likes power way too much?
>>692068051
Looks like an illustration of a scene in the Song of Ice and Fire novels.
>>692055198
fuck you
>>692068271
kill yourself
>>692053587
i doubt that guy can take 10 dicks at a time
>>692068465
bullshit check your ego
>>692068553
We really are more similar than we are different. I mean, even though I'm a black guy in the 21st Century, and she's an admiral in the 24th.
We are of one soul.
>>692068103
No I am the middle aged white collar grandpa fag that you only want to meet on here hiding behind your computer juniorfag
>>692068892
black people dont watch star trek. nice try.
>>692069072
Well, I do.
Literally
>>692069266
comparing yourself to a captain from star trek is like comparing yourself to alexander the great or julius caesar. and you're not that special, anon shitposter from whereversville.
>>692053587
if hes literally you, post a pick of the back of your hand with a timestamp, and greentext some stories how you did some mischief and mayhem
>>692069443
Oh and lemme guess: you're either an animu character, Hitler, or from some overrated movie, right?
Dismissed.
Nikolai Belinski
THE DUDE
>>692068466
where is this from again?
LITERALLY
People are a bunch of liars. 70% of this should be Dan Schneider
>>692069465
Why is no one taking my edgelord bait
>>692069780
>lemme guess
>shit tier anime dig even if I DID watch cartoons
>>692068466
this was my contribution, because im humble. im not sitting here comparing myself to the captain of an entire starship. vain cunt.
>>692070152
Men In Black. The first one, not the shit ones.
>>692066566
You're right.
They're not that awesome.
>>692070379
You are what you do
>>692070152
It doesn't matter because in a min you wont even be matter.
>>692053587
You know, i hung out with brad pitt back in 2003 for a few weeks, and I wouldn't be surprised if .he was a /b/tard. I know more than a few celebs do. Or at least did.
>>692070661
Sure bud
LITERALLY
>>692068684
you poor fucking chud
>>692070329
is that better
L ITERALLY
Bitches
LIT ERALLY
>>692057693
You were in a pocket universe?
LITER ALLY
>>692071022
Just went home
This thread is filled with edgy teenagers posting badasses or psychotic characters in movies.
LITERAL LY
>>692067940
1000% this
>>692071239
no he is insane
L I T E R A L L Y
L ITERALL Y
>>692071022
its the only way i can look attractive to the ladies
Literally me.
Yes.
>>692071413
Not this guy
>>692071097
Hes a time hater
Burt Gummer.
YLLARETIL
Literally
Lviterally
Lit erally
Literal ly
>>692071733
if you're willing to compare yourself to him, you're too self-aware to be him
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