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ITT: We pretend that we're black
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Ferguson? Ferguson.
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fucc dat shit nigga
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Let me get a couple hits
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we wuz kingz n sheeeeit
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Whats up my nigga. Sharlaqueilladontondamorandoflakachocoleisha!
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>>692026095
Nuke Russia.
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I'm an African American, and I am going to the nearest convenient store and will attempt to rob it
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>>692026095
I'm voting for Hillary unironically.
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Where all the white women at?
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Muh fuggin welfare check late
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Pregnant?
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Ima out her hustlin mane. You don't even kno how I do it hoe. Com cash a shot in yo ass bih. Fuck outta here break head ass nigga.
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>>692026563
I'm voting for trump ironically
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>>692026095

i dindu nuffin man
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>>692026095
If we were pretending to be black we wouldnt be able to read this thread
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I actually am black
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Ball is life
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>>692026563
she dindu nuffin
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WATERMELOOONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kill the white man
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Pic related
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>>692026831
nigger*
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>>692026095
>YO!
>YO!
>YO MIKE!

>AYYO MIKE!
>MIIIIIIIIIIKE!

>AY MI-YYEEEHHAAAAAAH WASSSUP DAWG WASUHWASUHWASUHHHHHA HA HAAAAA!
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muh dick mufugga where dem white gurls at doe
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>>692026095
da white man putting me down. Thats why I gotta fuck bitches without rubbers, sell drugs and shoot people cuz da white man makin it to hard on brotha'.
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I'm actually black and im just watching a tutorial and processing and computer graphics while browsing /b/
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>>692026768
I don't vote, nigga!
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>>692026095

Ooga booga
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>>692026814
Fuck you're right.

What now?
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anyone want to buy a bike?

i have more than two hands
some are locked and i dont have key or combination i forgot them
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The white man don't give me enuff food stamps he be holdin me down
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>>692026814
Reminds me...
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>>692026095
Yo dawg can I get some hits of your crack pipe ?
Ill give you some food stamps in exchange for just a couple of hits.
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I never use pluralism because I'm a retarded ape
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Whitey holdin us down
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Ooga booga ooga booga where da white women at?
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damn dem smokes too much cuz you need to gut eeeeeeeet.

clerk: well can you move so i can help the customer behind you please sir.
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Any one have questions for a black person?
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heheheh i stole dis here laptop from the liberry gona sell it and get me sum nice eggies
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>>692027083
>watching a tutorial and processing and computer graphics
>and processing and computer graphics
>and processing
>and computer graphics

Sorry I don't speak African
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Black Britbong here, are we pretending to be black American or Black in general?
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shiet i tried
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>>692026095
HE DINDU NUFFINS!!! JUST BECAUSE HE WENT INTO 7/11 AND ASSAULTED SOME WHITE HO DEN SHOT DA CLERK BEFO ROBBIN DA PLACE DONT MEAN HE DID SUMTHIN!!! DAT DUMB WHITE HO DESERVED IT FO BEIN WHITE. DA WHITE MAN BE HOLDIN US DOWN ALL DA TIME. NOW IM LATE TO GO PICK UP MY WHITE FUNDED WELFARE CHECK!!! GOD DAMN HONKEY TRYNA STEAL MAH MONEY!!! YOU WHITE DEVIL HONKEY ALWAYS STEALIN FROM DA BLACK MAN!!! WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIIIIEEEEEETTTTTT!!!! WE DISCOVRED SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY FIRST!! DA WHITE MAN CAME AN STOLE ALL DA AFRICAN SUPER POWERS!!!! DINDU
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>itt:

Yall just jealous of the superiority of the bbc
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>>692027601
It was a typo. A tutorial about processing and computer graphics.
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some nigga just gave me that stolen car popo
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>>692027612
Black american here, they can't make the distinction.
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>>692027803
fo real dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwg
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Black lives matter
Bill Cosby was innocent
Free Gucci mane
Chief Keef is my idol
Rip trayvon
I can't breathe
WUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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>>692027941
I'm not comfortable with real black people being in this thread, plz leave
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>>692027803
HAHAHHA shut up faggot
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Nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga. Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga. Bitch nigga. White women. Tittys ass.
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omg im offended
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>>692026095
>pretending you're black.
>using internet.

This thread is a fail.
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>>692028139
Why not. We're individually no worse than your caricatures of us.
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Ayy man free my nigga Chico, Romeo, Daquan, Jamal, Fredo, Uzi, Chop, and Kunta my nigga. Them muthafuggas dindu nuffin mane, they only stole some sheit mane. 25 to life my nigga for nothing nigga. Free my niggas and BLACK LIVES MATTER MY NIGGA BLM! *flashes a number of gang signs compulsively* gang gang nigga we equal we in the white house now nigga
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>>692028255
>omg
>black
Just leave white boy
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>>692026095
I think that this video is hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmnZF3GhYWA
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>>692028416
I disagree with the racist rhetoric of #BLM myself.
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Yo! I iZ bLaCk MaN rAy. wHeRe Da MONAZE at MA NIggUH
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But what if I am already black
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ooga booga fug nigga
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>>692026095

HEY gim yau bike NAO!!
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>>692028719
Take a bath in some bleach
That should help
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>>692028719
GANG GANG TIMESTAMP TYRONE NIGGA NIGGA CHICKEN MELON
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>>692028719
HAX OMG

MODS MODS MODS
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>>692028719

you're fucked.. but here's a cool drink for you
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>>692026095
SMDH TBH FAM
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>>692028719
Tits and timestamp you know the rules
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>>692028674
>Caring about your opinion
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Muh dick
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>>692028952


I tried. I am for ever stuck in my pupil darkness
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>>692028772
kek
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>>692026095
Dem popeyes is all outta chicken how am I supposed to feed mah family now
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>>692028719
What's your address? I have to call animal control
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Watermelon ?
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WE
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>>692029524
WUZ
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>>692029236
Not a femanon.
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forever cracker here..
where's my dubs?
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>>692026564
This
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>>692028999
GANG GANG NONA MY BOYS CHECKD MA CHRIPS DAWG
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>>692029600
KANGZ
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>>692026095
What's crackalackin', mi negro amigos?
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Where the Obama phones, watermelon, KFC, and Crack rock at???
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>>692029511
probably escaped from zoo
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>>692029727
Back at the trap house my nigga
#squad #gangshit
#BLM
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>>692029239
Sage
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>>692029511
21-78 Eat a dick way by Go fuck yourself ave.
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>>692030008
You tried.
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>>692029884
>>692029903
>>692029948
>>692029960
You bastards
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>>692029960
Holy fuck. Do you change shades of nigger?
>every time I say nigga, I get darker
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>>692029621
You are no coon! You are a worm man disguised as a negro... Imposter!
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>>692029621
>Not a femanon.
Tits and timestamp
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>>692029960
Dis nigga rite chea
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what do you call a black guy flying an air plane on 9/11
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>>692028719
theres a cure for that
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Big dick nigga reporting in
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>>692030263
Hit dem folks?
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>>692026095
I CANT READ
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>>692029960
YO YO TYRONE DAT ROAST DOE BOI YOU ROST DEM WITE BOITS NIGGA NIGA

WURRRRLLLLLLLL STARRRRRRRRR
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>>692030478
a pilot you Fucking racist!
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>>692030263
> a nigga flyin a plane
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>>692029960
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>>692030439

>checkmate nigger
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>>692029914
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>>692030263
Aladdin
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Man, work was tough today so I had to stay late.

Forgot that it was my turn to cook dinner. Gotta give my wife a break now and then. Although she's taking the kids to soccer so it's still a busy night for her, too.

Not sure how I should be investing for our retirement but I'm most concerned about savings for the children's college fund. At the rate postsecondary education's going, I doubt they can avoid having to take on some debt. I'll help though, my credit score is great.

Sure was easier when I went to college.

I wish this election had candidates worth choosing, not the choice between a rock and a hard place. No one seems to be on the side of the people who just want a bit of a tax break so we can more easily provide for our families instead of demanding handouts or the removal of Mexicans.

I remember my dad.
Happy opposite day!
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>>692026095
BIX NOOD
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>>692030854
Is that even your dick?
Timestamp bitch
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shit i got shot
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>>692030854
HEY ITS LIKE A PENIS ONLY SMALLER KEK
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>>692031270
So much effort lol
That wasn't as funny as I thought it would be though
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>>692031553
What the fuck does that even mean
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>>692031666
Dem trips tho
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>>692026095
Muh lazor.
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>>692026095
You're why the test of us have to apologize to white people. Ignorant mother fuckers.

>he said black not nogs
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>>692026095
Give me free shit mother fucker. Your cracker ass keeping me down.

How's that?
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>>692032205
uncle tom ass nigga, smh
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AYO HOMMIES DIS MY MOTTO IN LIFE

GOD FIRST
FAM SECOND
N BALL THIRD

#BALLISLIFE NIGGA
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>>692029623
>ifunny watermark
Just go home
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I fuckz ya bitch
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>>692026095
dad where are you going?
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>>692026095
but then i'd already be dead
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EAT DAT WATERMELON
EAT DAT WATERMELON
EAT DAT WATERMELON

SHO IS GOOD!
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gang gang Gang GAng GANg GANG GANGGANGGANG!!!!
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Daym son he be lyk 15 or sumthin must be reel ass pimp so young man reel yg dawg this little ass nygga gon get big mane fuck some cracker ass bitches up go to jail get out chek in for welfare check wyte girls out when cops say "u raped this 14yo" u be like "No, sir, do you hate me for my african origins? I am deeply sorry for you, but this lil wyte ass bitch be lyin and I didno nuffin so gtfo befo u get led poisoning punk ass motherfucker cop bitch what u say get over here oh please no man no i was just kiddin lower da gun please i dindu nuff...."
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>>692028719
I like black men.
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ITT: Faggots who have never been in contact with an actual black guy.
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>>692036370

First time visitor?
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>>692035380
The picture on the right is literally a drawing.
Why did you not just google image the shantytowns?
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>>692028131
underrated
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>>692026095
Hey guys. I'm a black dude. What's going on?
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>>692035547
What's wrong with showing him with a shirt off?
Where's the joke?
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>>692037955
Hello there porch monkey
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Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda
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>>692027198
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>>692026377
Shiiet check em
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This thread is fucking bullshit. Everybody knows that most most black people can't read. How would they post in this thread.
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Wat up niggas? I be lookin for my frins but i cant find nun of them
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>>692026095
Break yourself fools! Issa robbery niggas!!!!! throw dem dubs inna bag nigga........Im a gangsta nigga...u betta ax sumbody......yeah, yeah issa jack move foooooool.
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>>692027292
why use a picture of Charles Darwin?
Also who the fuck is Thomas Dixon
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>>692027941
Another black guy here, perfect observation you made.
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>>692037955

just decorating my tree.. btw how much do you weigh?
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Mmmmmm lunch money
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I really REALLY like black men!
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>>692038778
LOOK AT THOSE INBREEDS IN THE PICTURES I GUESS IS TRU WHITE PEOPLE FUCK THEIR SIBLINGS FOR SURE!
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>>692038778
That guy in the middle pointing looks like hitler
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>>692039244

here i is
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>>692039244
Then you are going to LOVE this.

Wanna see my BBC?
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>>692026563
Bernie-cuck detected
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>>692040607
pls nigga-senpai
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>>692038026
It was to show off da scar from his heart transplant
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>>692029621
He said Tits or gtfo nigger now show us dem tittays
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