>>692010350
Muqtada al-Sadr

>>692010727
literally what?

yes just three

>>692010350
i have always dreamt of becoming a pinata

>>692010350
Fucking niggers.

>>692010350
Just do it!

>>692010350
"..but I'm not a nigger"
*rope removes from neck*

>>692010350
sword!!

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It's all just a joke....a Fucking joke

"Maybe God stays in heaven because he is too afraid of what he created."

>>692010350
Fucking finally. You were all faggots

Like marhivic memes on facebook

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

I commend my soul to any God that can find it.

>>692013084
I literally came here to send exactly this

Atleast you are using american made rope this time.

trips decides

Witness me! To Valhallaaaaa!

Rekt!

Fuckin finally already

>>692010350
slam tight piggy

>>692013084
Topkek

its just a social experiment!

I'll tell Jesus you said 'Hi'

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it. Go look for it! I left it all in that place!

>>692010350
jet fuel cant melt steal beans

>>692010350
Is there a G?

>>692010350
Porcoddio

Hitler did nothing wrong

Friends faggots country men, lend me your ears. I come to bury ceasar not to praise them. The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones.

Thank you. Mfw...

I hope this is a strong rope, faggots.

Call my wife a whore, one last time for me, scooter.

Check'em

Break my laptop please

>>692010350
I always sucked at hangman

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life!

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>>692010350
>Thank You!

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Thank you so much for this

I thought of some clever last words when I was in my cell but I totally forgot them

I hope you love someone but they don't love you back.

>>692010350

so long, suckers.

Et tu, Brute?

Guess I'm at the end of my rope

I'd probably just make really loud animal noises and try and piss on someone so they can't enjoy watching me hang

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>I.. It's finally going to end
>thank you
>Thank You
>THANK YOU

Deport the sandnigs

at least I'm not a faggot

>>692010350
"like a dog"

Finally leaving /b/ it's about time.

I love dick

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How's it hanging?

Thank you for the change in my life you have given me, the love and closeness of my family and my beautiful daughter. Thank you for using me...

TriniBoyRyan - was here you nigglets

I left all my money in...

Thx Lori !

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UHULL

>>692010350

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Allahu Akhbar

i never got my lobster tail.

My dear Melinée, my beloved little orphan,
In a few hours I will no longer be of this world. We are going to be executed today at 3:00. This is happening to me like an accident in my life; I don’t believe it, but I nevertheless know that I will never see you again.

>>692010350

You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to find it!

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>>692010350
Oh shit, i forgot to delete my porn

>>692016069
Okay you won.

>>692010350
Hail hydra

High five?

It was just a prank bro

This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when you said we were going to hang out today

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>>692010727
Fuck of terrorist

Was getting caught is part of your plan?

>>692010350
Allahu akbar

>>692010350
Don't forget to wipe me afterwards.

>>692016331
I was thinking about referencing that too

"lol fags"

>>692016625
If i remove this will you die ?

Finally

Oh shit I'll never know who will finally rule the seven kingdoms

Youll never find out where the rest are buried :)

>>692013799
Hotkek

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We will rise, there is nothing that can stop us, soon your world how you know it will shatter and everything will go into our favor. My death is a sacrifice for WOTAN

yes, just three

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you kAAAAAARRRGGHHHSSJ GGGGOKKKKKKKKKHHHHBHAHSHBshhhhhAAAAARRRRGGHH
>Fart

FUCK ISLAM YOU BUNCH OF GOAT FUCKING PEDOPHILES

>>692010350

Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Fuck him. Fuck him

>>692017679
this

>>692017213
The blonde Mary Sue will rule the empty seven kingdoms.

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>692016886
It would be extremely painful

>>692013799
Underage post, and dubs to boot.

>>692017486
This

>>692018227
*underrated

Fucking seriously, autocorrect?

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN

>>692018227

>Underage
Kek, you sure use a lot of that word

>>692018382
Google stepped up their auto correct game.

>>692013799
YA-YO YAAAA YOOOOO

>>692013844
Underrated dubs

Fucking finally

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Please, burn my fucking computer

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I told y'all I got a strong neck!

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Anyone behind me is in the splash zone

>>692010350
Put my hand in the air and say don't leave me hanging

>>692018947
Who's Finally ? I want to meet her !

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Finally, the pain will end.

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OH MY GOD PLZ DON'T I HAVE A FAMILY THAT LOVES ME, A GIRFRIEND PLZ DON'T DO THIS, OH MY GOD WHY, MY FRIENDS WILL MISS ME PLZ DON'T

GOD forgive me, I believe Jesus is your one true son.

this wont work faggots. i'm the only real one here and therefore cannot die.

>>692010350
Took way too fucking long

Look out behind you!
*untie self and run while idiots look behind them*

>>692011959
Lost

IM THE JESTER!
(Joke no one gets because everyone forgot about Town of Salem by now)

>>692013224
Redditfag.

>>692016505
kek

I tried to give this world a second chance, but it never took it. I must now leave, with shattered hopes and dreams.

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>>692010350
My last words? Fucking check'em

its just a prank bro

Jeff! JEFFF! DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT, JEFF! IT'S STILL MY SHIT SO FUCK OFF!

>>692015963
kek

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>>692019551
DIE NORMIE SCUM!

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>>692010350
Where is pancakes house?

Faster, cunt.

>>692020159
*teleports behind you*
nothing personal, kid.
*stabs you in the throat*
huh..

>>692020383
wasted life :(

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>>692019551
>>692020509

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Look out behind you there's a sni....

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>>692020509
Suck my normie dick faggot

>>692018226
You're abig guy

>>692020263
I get it. stop thinking you're special.

>>692012605
Is that the scientist from spy kids 3?

Lets hang around a bit guys

Glad we could hang out before I left

>>692020813
>sni
a what?

>>692020719
Huh...
*knife did not puncture skin*
Aaaaahhhhhhg!
*start running like maniac on fire*

kept you waiting, huh?

>>692020813
Oh shit where did that bullet come from? UP THERE, SNIPER IN THE GRASSY...

>>692010350
ples no

Maybe when we are both dead we can both hang together

Everybudy type Alex is a stupid nigger in chat.

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Where did you come from...
Where did you go...
Where did you come from...
Cotton eye joe.
Pic unrelated.
Yes, pic unrelated will be part of my last words.
So will this.
These assholes must be really confused.

Get the wipes, im gonna cum so hard.

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>>692018504
I have no idea why I am laughing so hard at this. My neighbor just txt'd me cus she all she heard was hysterical maniacal laughter followed by by a deep wracking cough. She was afraid I was having a seizure. This just made my whole fucking day. Thank you anon!

With me dies the cancer's cure.

>>692020908
4u

fuck this gay earth

>>692021456
*turns around, looks down*
*whispers* I guess you didn't know about the remote charge, huh?
*clicks detonator*
BOOM

>>692019281
I'll miss you, dad.

I swear she told me she was 19!

>>692020263
That game sucks shit.

>>692010350
this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh__5EvPRN4

>>692010350

"I haven't shit for 2 weeks and have been eating nothing but Taco Bell. When that rope reaches its end, I hope you all enjoy what comes out of my ass"

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Fuck I want to watch you guys fuck my wife ..

>>692023388
don't worry, we'll burn your asshole shut

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>>692010350
If you kill me, you'll never know where the bodies are buried!

>>692010350
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>692020419
faggot

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>>692023225
The image of someone singing that on the gallows made me Kek hard

>>692010350

I need no oath. I need no witness. I await my recall.

Im a manager at the local Dominoes. I would confess I Go in extra early and rub my balls on all the ingridients,and any who like dominoes has had a side helping of sweaty balls and farts for the last 4 years.

>>692024542
Implying anyone who orders from dominos instead of going to a local pizza joint isn't a faggot to begin with?

"There was no murder! Ulfric challenged Torygg. He beat the High King in fair combat."

I AM THE GREAT CHEIIIKY BRIIIIKY

>>692010350
"Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way"

I hope this rope is made of natural fibres, Im allergic to nylon and will break out in a rash.