>>691995922
i dont believe you

>>691996179
so how's summer going for you? excited for next year of high school?

>>691996179
I know guys who smoke more than 90 cigs a day, 75 is easily doable

>>691995922
75 a day? Holy shit slow down chimney man

>>691996359
you know that these people exist right?. its unlikely but entirely possible that op is in fact telling the truth.

>>691996584
holy shit, their skin must be terrible

>>691996710
This

My dad smokes at least 75 a day

>>691996179
spot the summerfag

Read allen carrs the easyway to stop smoking its not a meme it really worked for me was smoking forty a day, you can download the ebook for free

Used to smoke, got a mouth fedora and quit cigarettes extremely quick. I still vape even though its gay as fuck. The shittiest thing you could do is get a disposable, pen, or gas station vape. Either order online or go to an actual vape shop and talk to the people there. Probably going to be filled with smoke and shit maybe some kids but they will all be helpful as fuck. Just dont skimp. Goodluck man

>>691996844
What would cigs do to your skin?

/thread

>75 times a day, still they bite

>>691997077
fucking idiot

>>691995922
yup, 66 days clean. Allen Carr book did wonders. I bought it as an audiobook and listened to it while commuting to work. I would listen about how retarded this addiction is, whilst watching people smoking on the streets. I felt superior and I keep feeling it.

>>691997077
>What would cigs do to your skin?

Are you trolling or do you actually not know?

>>691996844
You mean their lungs

>>691995922
Get the FUCK out you boring, repetitive dipshit

>inb4 HURR DURR ITS DIFFERENT
No it's fucking not. Get out you boring bastard

>>691997055
>>691997241
fuck off allen, sell your shit on ebay not b

>>691997349
You know giving him reactions like you do is why he keeps making this 75 times a day? He's purposely pissing you off and its working kek

>>691997543
Shut the FUCK up you cancerous shitstain

>>691997685
I smell butthurt

Kek the book is available for download for free you fucking retard i even mentioned it

>>691997685
Someone a mad beta cuck

>>691995922
>>691996584
2 packs a day tops. I mean cmon, to smoke 75-90 cigs, you'd be smoking non-stop. One after the other and I'm pretty sure that's getting toxic at that level. Not like your average toxic where you're killing yourself over the years, but toxic like ok your body can't handle these levels and starts failing kinda shit.

>>691997818
Ever got drunk and chain smoked? Man those hangovers are brutal and to think some people smoke one after the other all day

Here I'll save everyone time

>blah blah 75 cigarettes a day
>OMG SMOKING IS DISGUSTING XDD
>My Dad/Brother/Uncle smokes more than that. I win the schoolyard fight!!11one!!1 xDD
>No way dude you lie! XDDD
>ENJOY UR CANCER xDDD
>THAT'S ONE EVERY X MINUTES!!!1 XDDD

Fuck OFF. Fuck the fuck back to fucking 9 fucking gag all of you. FUCK OFF

>>691995922
Stale copypasta is stale

Could someone like, write a bot that replies to these pasta threads with dick pics? The dropbox viruses have them bots, use the same ones or whatever.

Can't believe people still reply to this bait as if it wasn't a copy pasta thread

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Smoking these bad boys. Pack a day. They taste delicious.

Trying to quit tho, shit is destroying my health.

>>691997782
Someone still using the /b/ word of the month

YOU LE CUCK!!! XD

You are a dull, unoriginal fucking faggot op. Drink bleach

>>691998035
Yeah but not every single day, all day, every day of every day doing it all the time non-stop.

>>691998118
How are they destroying your health?

>>691998192
That's what I mean. He must feel like complete shit all the time that's like toxin overload

>>691998249
Die in a fire cunt

>>691997401
> implying Allen isn't a millionaire already and he cares about some fucktards from /b/

Honestly just do a lot of psychidelic drugs if you want to get off the stoags.

Smoke roll ups
if you are that addicted to smoking the 20 seconds of effort rolling your own cigarette will add up during the day might get down to 70 a day

>>691998555
Lolol someone made that up and probably actually believes it

i smoke 4 a day and only on weekdays

that's fine right

i can quit anytime

>>691997142
its only once every 5 minutes excluding working hours or once every 10 minutes if they can smoke every waking hour

>>691995922
Hi OP! former 3 packs(60cigs) a day here and managed to "quit" now i only have 1 or 2 cigs with my friends every 2 or 3 weeks, and just for the pure pleasure, i don't even feel the urge to smoke anymore!! i tell you, it's posible to quit! you just need to do it gradually cause else you'll crave them, just have a goal in mind and fucking man up and do it, it's no rocket science, i promise you'll feel better than ever!!! best of lucks op!!

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>>691995922
could this pasta stop popping up every day. The b is so predictable all the time. it's called RANDOM for a reason.

>>691998733
You are one dumb motherfucker

>>691998830
B has always been copy pasta

>>691998733

>being this new

>>691998977
>B

gb2reddit

>>691998977
But it's been the same copypasta for 2 weeks straight now.

>>691998555
trips speak the truth

sage goes in all fields

>>691995922

DOUCHEMASTER WOULD YOU STOP REPOSTING THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD TEN TIMES A DAY?

>>691999139
2 weeks? More like since last December

>>691998555
makes sense. it's definitely good advertising for cigarettes

>>691995922
dude honestly, you just need to understand that it's totally useless.

there is only one way "just stop it."

i've been a heavy smoker and i just quit it...i have been offered lots of cigarettes, even when drunk but i just refuse them...

>>691998708
I said the exact same thing. It's that slippery slope attitude that fucked me up big time.

>I only smoke during parties when im mad drunk
>I only smoke in social situations
>I only smoke a cig when im stressed out
>only after every meal
>only 6 a day
>only 1/2 a pack, that's not too bad
>well, at least i'm not a 2/pack smoker
>..... fuck

Don't let your brain trick you son

>>691998901
yeah I really didn't do the math right

>>691999085
Getting baited by B makes you the newfag, not him.

>>691999413
U wot? It's bad advertisement because everyone who sees it so often will end up quitting smoking dumbass

>>691995922
No no one. Everybody is as weak as you are.

>>691999710
You don't understand how the human brain works.

>>691999615
>LE EPIC BAIT GAIZ!!

Reddit is thataway -->

Old pasta is old. Smoak moar and KYS.

>>691998555
I've quit for 2 weeks now because of this thread...... your picture is false

>>691999710
Yes, that's how it works. Coke and Nike keep putting up ads so you don't buy them

>you fucking cunt
>think before you type

>>691999996
Holy shit, so close.

>>691999710
the fact that we sheepmode the "omg so hard to quit, but it's normal no to, so well fuckit" attitude makes noone want to quit you fucking autist

>>691999840
Actually I do. People will see this so much that they will think hey why don't I give quitting a try and most likely end up quitting because of all the tips people post

Most of the cancerous threads you see are not created by people. They're automatically generated to auto flood /b/.
The OPs of these same posts do not exist. It is used to stamp out the cultural atmosphere of illegal actions on this board.

Watch this post get pruned in like 3-10 minutes of this post.

>>692000149
They make them look like a good thing in their ads you retard. If anything this thread is increasing nicotine patch sales and vaporizer sales

>>692000457
>implying it won't get posted again 20 more times today


LOLOL

>>691995922
>75
Holy shit. I don't think I ever smoked that much in a day. Christ, man. Yeah, I quit. I haven't had a cigarette in 3 years or something. I literally can't remember the last time I had a cigarette. I'm pretty sure it was in 2012 or 2013. Anyway, I originally quit cigarettes in 2007, but it took a few relapses before it finally stuck. I would quit for two years, then something terrible would happen, then I'd smoke for 6 months, stop for another two years, go back, etc. I finally gave it up the last time and I'm pretty sure this is it. I still smoke weed a lot though. That helped me quit cigs in a big way. I wouldn't recommend smoking weed to quit if you don't already smoke, but if you're already a weed smoker, just use that to help you quit. It worked for me. Best of luck, that nicotine addiction is a seriously horrendous bitch.

>>692000457
They are generated by people, sadly. Just hugely mentally deficient people. See: G Hannelius Guy, responsible for most of the Celeb, G Hannelius, Chloe, that Sasquatch looking GOT bitch threads. His entire waking life

>>691999959

I wasn't the one baiting you, you cringelord. I was just saying, you fell for it, that's pretty newfaggy.

>>692000716
I guess this is what I get for not visiting /b/ everyday and knowing the latest endless reposts. Oh well. My advice is still totally awesome and I love you guys

>>692000527
Don't post you fucking windowlicking spasmoid

>>692000784
This, I post this everyday and every time I come check the catalog someone else beat me to it

>>692000859
>baiting
>cringelord
>newfaggy

I sincerely hope you get stabbed, beaten or shot to death

>>692000954
>windowlicking spasmoid

LUL

>>692001172

lol you're so cringey

>>692000457
They have to solve the captcha it's impossible for a bot to spam threads dumbass

>>692001350
Who did you think really owns and moderates 4chan at this point?

>>692001350
>too poor for a 4chan pass
>big tobacco must be too

Stick your head in the toilet and take a deep breath

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>>692001172

This same shifty thread. Again. Fuck off!

>>692001531
You're retarded I post this all the time it isn't a bot and I'm not the only one who posts this thread

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>>692001753
kek.

>>692001753
>tfw I'm guilty of posting this just to see Autists rage about it always being posted

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>>692002016
>>692001753
Samefag

>>691995922
I posted it again!

>>691995922
i quit mainly cause of money, but when you stop you realize soon that its pretty nasty. i had like maybe a half of one three times over 4 months. i dont buy them anymore

now i vape all day. i love it.

>>691995922
Chantix.
The wonders of modern medicine

>>692002269
Sometimes I want to vape but everyone tells me they're mouth-fedoras and I think they're right.

>>692002407
They are and it's still not quitting because you're still inhaling vapor

>>692002556
Smoke =/=vapor you dimwitted chucklefuck

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nice try to get topic back on flap mod. but fuck you.

>>692002407
If anybody has ever heard you or somebody say that outside of the internet, they'd look at you like you're a retarded child.

Everybody vapes now. I see old guys who do it, probably from quitting smoking. I don't know man, I have been doing it for years now and every time someone sees me do it they just want to try it or ask me where to get it. Calling them "mouth-fedoras" is honestly The dumbest fucking childish thing I have ever heard, and I will never be apart of that. I'm not into the scene, like "vapenation" "vape all day" i just fucking vape, nigga. lol. thats all there is to it. i like it.

>>692002556
does nothing. friend stopped smoking and started vaping, lungs are pink.

>>692002556
There's a extremely big fucking difference between vapor and cigarette "tobacco" that contains hundreds of carcinogens.

Not saying vaping is "healthy", it's better to quit all together, but comparing the 2 is like comparing weed to heroine.

>>691998040
yeah, these threads are just getting annoying now

i switched to vape and now i barely use it

i used to be a chainsmoker

>>692002930
I heard Obama say it so I thought mouth-fedora was a mainstream memer

>>692003296
obama said it? that meme is 4chan exclusive nobody says that

>>692002930
Autist defense force detected

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stfu. no one cares. We've seen it over and over again.

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>>691995922
Anon's Magical way to stop smoking:
>Buy at least three bottles of hard liquor
>Have your buddies lock you in a room with access to a bathroom
>Stay there and get hammered everytime you get the urge to smoke
>After three days you would have puked, shat, drank, and sweated away every bit of nicotine in your system

Note: This method does not deal with the psychological aspects of addiction very well, only pure physical dependancy.

>>692003616
4chan defense bot memer detected.

>>691998375
>implying reach people suddenly suddenly lose the urge to make money when they become rich
>implying /b/ is not a place for youtubers and merchants to sell their shit to gullible tards

>>691995922
You are obviously a faggot and will never quit because like is said, you're a faggot.. Good luck on your dick sucking faggot

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>>691995922

vapefag hear its a fun hobby to do ibnstead of just buyimg garbage that isnt compostiably

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>>691995922
dude you post this thread like every other week no one cares

>>692004056
Lmao

>>691995922
My mother did at around sixty-something years after smoking for 40. She started martial arts (Systema, Russian Martial Arts) and quit cold turkey.

>>692004430
>keeps bumping it

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anyone have this gif i cant find it anywhere

>>692001350
except you can easily offload the captchas to one of the many cheap foreign services that do it

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>>692004572

>>691997059
>Vape shop
Those are glorified Amazon warehouses with 200% markup. Don't go to one of those unless you are retardedly impatient and also if you dumb richfag

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>>692004569
Keeps getting reposted in a matter of minutes no matter how long it stay bumped.

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>>692004572

>>692004891
you're such a fucking retard

>>691998040

ya dun goofed

>>692005106
Consequences will never be the same!

>>691998375
>implying he didn't die of lung cancer already.

75 is four packs a day. How the fuck can you afford to spend that much money on them?

>>692005430
lurk moar

>>691996710
did u just arrive yesterday? gtfo off my board

yo instead of discussing random shitposts that have been pasta'd for a couple months/weeks, let's all just disrupt the entirety of the internet.

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>>691995922
>tfw this thread pops up 75 times a day

>>691995922
Get off the computer reposting this thread 30 times a day and go do something. Then you'd be too occupied to smoke.

Take a walk. Do some yardwork. Play some ball. Etcetcetc

>>691995922
Starting actually OP

>>692006916
>>692006960
>>692007249
disembowel yourself

>>692007652
Kek