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Why don't you own a pistol, anon?
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Why don't you own a pistol, anon?
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>>691956038
Because I vote for HIllary/Bernie and I like to watch my wife take loads of jizz from Tyrone every night.
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>>691956038
9mm USP is dumb.
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>>691956245
That's a very compelling argument.
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I do. 9mm G17
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I own several of them
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>>691956038
just turned 21, still doing my homework, not sure what to buy.
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>>691956456
Buy a glock brand glock and stop thinking about it
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>>691956456
Glock .40
The 9mm is for little girls
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>>691956038
Because I own a revolver?
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>>691956038

Got 18 already.
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>>691956559
>>691956550
i've been leaning towards a glock. will definitely consider it further
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>>691956038
>brand new handgun
>dirtbike with a flat
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>>691956038
because i live in a civilized country where you don't need a gun to live
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>>691956773
Dont get .40. It is expensive to shoot, and you definitely want to get range time.
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>>691956038
Because my penis is over 6 inches long, and I can fight like a man.
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>>691956038
instead of spitting bullets, I spit dope rhymes
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>implying I don't
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I wanna tho
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>>691956953
How do you fight like a man?
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>>691956038
I don't live in a country where I need it to survive school.
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>>691956902
You don't here neither, but is better to have it just in case, I mean, I would totally shoot someone if he enters my house without permission
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>ITT: americans with small dicks who shoot at pieces of cardboard and discarded electronics 1/3 of which will end up shooting themselves in a fit of depression
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I wear an explosive belt. If someone wants to kill me without dying themselves they better be at a distance of at least 1000 feet.
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>>691956038
Those tiny lady hands tho
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>>691956038
Get this one, they think it has an evil mind of its own..................
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Because I live in Hawaii.
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>>691957096
That suicide should make you happy
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>>691956038
I own several. Plus many other various wepons. End thread.
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>>691956953
lol have fun getting shot to death by a 5-year-old at 50 feet distance
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>>691956038
Because I don't require a weapon to feel safe in my own home/neighbourhood/when I'm out doing things
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Because I'd shoot myself and the government doesn't want that, apparently.
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>>691957226
>50 feet

Please. 5 y/o's have a hard time hitting the fucking toilet.

10 ft is plausible tho.
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>>691956550
Very informative post. Highly recomend.
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>>691956953
You mean "swordfight"?
If you know what I mean! *wink
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>>691956559
Agreed. Fun to shoot though.
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>>691956038
Because I live in a first world Country, no in your degenerated one
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>>691956931
>more expensive to shoot

https://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/american-quality-ammunition-40-s-and-w-full-metal-jacket-reloaded-brass-180-grain-950-fps-500-round-loose-bulk-box-r40180vp500-4806015501589.do?sortby=ourPicks&refType=&from=Search

https://www.cheaperthandirt.net/product/american-quality-ammunition-9mm-jacketed-hollow-point-reloaded-brass-115-grain-1150-fps-500-round-loose-pack-r9115vp500-4806015501562.do?sortby=ourPicks&refType=&from=Search

It's a $3 difference
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Because Australia
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>>691957194
NO IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE AND THEN SOME BABOON WILL WANDER INTO YOUR HOME LIKE OUGA BOUGA MR. SMITH R U OKAY OH SHIIEEETTT WELL BETTER STEAL YOUR GUN AND TV YEH IMMA KILL TYRONE AND DEM OTHER NIGGAS ALWAYS ROASTIN ME BUT THEN HE CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT CAUSE HE HASN'T EVEN SHOT A GUN AT A PIECE OF CARDBOARD BEFORE AND HE KILLS MORE WHITE PEOPLE FOR FUCKS SAKE THING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING

;-;

You ever see a nigga with a semi-automatic bolt-action rifle? Fuck no. Get a bolt-action rifle. Shit really down and you gotta avenge your family instead of defending your home, saw the fucking barrel off and turn it into a room sweeper.
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>>691956038
>Why don't you own a pistol, anon?

Because I live in Finland and we use knife or axe to murder our own family members and usually tend to kill our selves by hanging or drowning. Keeps the collateral damage to minimum plus you don't have to pay for bullets then.
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>>691957078
I live in a big city in Italy, and i never been robbed or anything in my life.
Also robbers tends to wait people to be outside their houses to get in the house. Nobody would break in with people inside
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Not legal till 21 in Argentina shithole
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>>691957539
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>>691957498
>doesnt understand three dollars add up at the range quickly
Sorry id like to shoot a little longer and get good with my weapon.
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>>691957291
How do you assassinate government officials in motorcades then?

Guns: 1
No Guns: 0
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>>691957539
>saw the barrel off
That is illegal anon
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>>691957694
>not proficient at handling weapon by 500 rounds
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>>691957568
Niggers dont care
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>>691957789
>thinking shooting 500 rounds means someone is forever proficient
Practice, practice, practice
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>>691956038
Prone to brief periods of severe depression.
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>>691957539
A sawed off bolt action rifle? To.. sweep rooms with. Educate yourself. You sound like a fool.
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>>691957806
this just happens in your third world country
even Italy is more civilized than America, thats pretty sad
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Because in the United Kingdom unless you're in a gang or you're involved with organised crime it's more than likely that you will go through your entire life without ever seeing a gun more powerful than air rifle.

I live in a sketchy neighbourhood, it's a very low income overspill housing estate just outside of Manchester so there's a lot of crime, drugs, ect. so I sleep with a knife under my pillow cause I can be pretty sure that if somebody breaks into my house they will probably only be carrying a switchblade at best, and never a gun, so my big sharp hunting knife will be sufficient protection should something ever happen.

This may all sound a bit alien to all you yanks, but what's alien to me is 30 schoolkids getting murdered in a school shooting which happens so often over there you all seem to be totally desensitised to it, so I think we win overall.
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>>691958109
Eh, whatever you can think to help you sleep at night friend.
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>>691956038
Because I own 6
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>>691958138
It doesnt happen that often m8
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>>691956245
>>691956353
whoa whoa fellas.
calm down ther.
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>>691958222

Nice trips. What doesn't happen often though?
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>>691957884
You do you homie.

After I put about 250 rounds through mine I was able to get nice clusters, now I only go to the range like once a month and only put a couple magazines through. Still have like 100 rounds left of the bulk box. The $3 is irrelevant for an expensive hobby
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>>691958138
>Went to study English for a month
>Lived near a shooting range
>People rent shotguns there
Your argument is invalid
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>>691958138
Wouldn't something with more range be better? Maybe a bat or something?
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>>691958265
School children getting mowed down in the classroom. It is actually rare as shit over here
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>>691958166
Thinking to not live in America where even retarded little kids can get a gun definitely make myself sleep peacefully (:
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>>691957539
>You ever see a nigga with a semi-automatic bolt-action rifle?
Yes, do you even nigga?
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>>691958300
Sorry i like to shoot multiple guns at the range and i like to go often. That three dollars makes a difference.
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>>691958398
Little kids cant buy guns man, only illegally
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>>691958363

Dude there's like 3 school shooting a year or something, you're telling me that's not often in comparison to normal countries where it doesn't fucking happen at all? This is what I mean by you're desensitised to it. To the rest of the world it just looks fucking crazy.
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>>691958535
And not even dealers sell guns to kids
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Hmm im not a fat American or a crazy shit one
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>>691956038

>Mastercraft Toolchest
>HK USP

Looks like you spent money on the wrong thing

Fag
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>>691958138
knife under your pillow sounds dangerous, what if you cut yourself. Thats why I sleep with a Benelli M4 under my pillow. No sharp edges on that.
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>>691958570
Eh, it isnt that bad. Plus you stated like 30 kids die each time, that is rare
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>>691958799
Except the ones on you m8
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i dont own a handgun cause my cock is big enough that i can goto the grocery without feeling the need for one.
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>>691958797
Not op but those tool boxes are not bad, can't say for the gun tho.
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>>691958343

You're probably right, but I feel if you can pull off a confident aggressive attitude, if you slash across their torso and rip their shirt/coat then they will be sufficiently intimidated enough to stand down and you can resolve the issue without actually having to kill someone by bashing their skull in with a cricket bat.
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>>691958917
Is it big enough?
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I live in Hawaii and I'm not on the list. I've made my own rifles.

You could call them ghost guns. Armed with .30 magazine clips, capable of 30 rounds in half a second.

Obvious joking aside...

As far as pistols go, I'm in the market for an H&K USP .45 Tactical.
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>>691958535
i'm not talking about little kids buying guns; i'm talking about that everybody can get guns, even that little kids father or brother, mother, anything. Not too hard to get it from dad's closet.
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>>691956038
Nobody wants to kill me. In the unlikely chance of someone breaking into my shitty apartment to steal my shitty tv, I'll just buy another one instead of risking my life trying to be a hero.
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>>691959012
Yeah if the parents are irresponsible
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>>691958612
well aren't you the expert? and who is enforcing this policy?
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>>691958891

You're all insane. School shootings shouldn't be normal. This attitude is part of the reason that most countries hate Americans.
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>>691959083
Niggers are not people
Your argument is invalid
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Wife is Arab
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Because I have a katana, my superior weapon of choice.
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>>691956038
Cant be bothered to aquire the license and undergo the 2 years of observation and psychologic evaluation, just to buy some overpriced P99, which the Police uses anyway and i have no need for that shit
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>>691959121
Ok? Sorry? Shit happens man
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owned plenty but most get thrown out. life hack - put elmers glue all over your hand and let dry before shooting & disposing
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>>691959275
So you have an AK, right?
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>>691959080
explain school shooters then. aren't them little kids owning guns? Man that happens just in USA
The problem is crystal clear
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>>691958995
>obvious joking
its easier than shit to make a basic gun

perhaps the obvious joking you meant was the 30rds/m part
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>>691956038

cut your fingernails you fucking loser
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>>691958965
anything under 6 inches = 90% chance of owning a handgun

manlets like george zimmerman caught on to this long ago. dude got rocked by a kid lmao.
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>>691959370
The kids dont own the gun no. They are the parents guns, or they acquired them illegally. Either case it is irresponsible gun owners or criminals that are causing the problem
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I'm fortunate to have been born in a country that's safe enough to not need a gun to go grocery shopping. And I'm likewise fortunate to have a penis that definitely doesn't necessitate the sort of hysterical overcompensation one sees in so many Amerifags.
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>>691959315

Nah man you should be taking it more seriously than you all do, gun control should be a thing, you can't just keep shrugging off all the crazy fucks shooting innocent people because of some archaic "constitutional right" that was made 400 years ago.
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>>691959457
But is yours big enough?
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>>691958797
Usp is actually alright
Just picking 9mm as the caliber is a little kikeish
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>>691958958

You'll get blindsided by the accomplices.

>>691959083

Gun dealers have to run background check in gun stores and at gun shows. They alert local law enforcement and the feds if something weird is going on.

>>691959121

Somehow people will hate Americans anyway, doesn't matter if there's a school shooting or not. You assclowns just don't like us.
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>>691959588
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>>691957163
>>691957163
Try this one, dud.
I can't get this gun without importation, living in bananaland is the main reason.
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>>691959588
No. Hows that for an answer? You cant legislate stupidity or morality, and when you try to you only hurt the good citizens. So fuck off, let the world laugh.
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>>691959651
>if you meant gun dealer, you shouldve said gun dealer
thought you meant "dealer" as a general street term
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>>691959571
And that's because there are like more guns than human beings . That's the problem
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>>691956038
I just got my G41 Gen 4. It's the tits.
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>>691959683

hurrr im manly cuz somebody built me this little metal penis i can instantly kill people with. Herp.
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>>691956038
I'm not a pussy.
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>>691958958
I think you are overestimating your ability to stay calm in a stressful situation and underestimating your would be attacker. If they do run off all you would of done is made an enemy with a grudge who knows where you sleep. A corpse with a bashed in skull is much safer.
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>>691959835
>6billion people on earth
wat
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>>691959835
The majority of those guns arent just sitting in fields
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>>691956038
>Why don't you own a pistol, anon?
Because I can and I don't want to be holding my dick when someone breaks into my place with bad intentions. It's a great equalizer if you know how to use it.

Colt 1911 unmodified.
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Can't have a fid card & a mmj card in the US. It's 1 or the other.
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>>691959891
cmon aspie, you can do better than that
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>>691959783

If it can't be done then how does every other country manage it retard? Americans are so fucking backwards it's embarrassing. I bet you guys elect Trump.
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>>691959588
we can and will just like we can and will continue to ignore the opinions of eurocucks entirely.
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>>691959932
Eh, if someone breaks into my place, I'll just walk over holding my dick. They'll probably leave.
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>>691956953
>Because my penis is over 6 inches long, and I can fight like a man.

You'll be fighting like a dead man when faced with a gun, tough guy.
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>>691956038
what for?

guns seem pretty useless.
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>>691956038
I think guns should be legal, so we could shoot people like you
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>>691959416
Easy as shit to make rifles that rival those bought off the shelf.

As far as the ghost gun, .30 clip magazine, 30 rounds in half a second...
https://youtu.be/iJmFEv6BHM0
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>>691960023
Just because every other country feels like fucking the law abiding citizen, doesnt mean america should. Just go down to the welfare line, and leave the adults to the conversation. I bet you think globalization is a good thing.
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>>691957509

>>691959838
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>>691959918
The minority is still enough to cause all that shit that happens everyday
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>>691956456
Glock is trash, buy a Springfield Armory XD in .40 S&W. It's a ballsy pistol, never jams, no feed issues, accurate as hell.
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>>691959790

Nah, the street dealers don't care. If guns are banned, they will find ways to build the stuff and sell it to anyone with the cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH76VoI_hsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhceWZiYPQ
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>>691956038
Because I'm not a retarded amerifag who needs to over compensate
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>>691959588
my theory is america has been completely feminized in almost all ways (dudes legit sound like girls from the 80's. most act emotional and soft)

lack of gun control is america's last manly saving grace. anyone pretending to be manly (see conservative rednecks or redpill libertarians) will post 10 pictures a day of pro gun memes right after something gets shot up, as if gun control were the USAs most pressing issue.

tl;dr: nation of pansies and guns are all we got left of a better era.
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>>691959642
This bitch means some business.
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>>691960247
agreed
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>>691956902
This
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>>691959982

no I really can't, there is no convincing a retard. you were all brought up as kids with the dumb belief that everybody should own a gun for safety, yet now as a result american schools are the most unsafe schools for a developed country by far. surely YOU can do better than that.......
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>>691957539
>You ever see a nigga with a semi-automatic bolt-action rifle?

that... that doesn't exist, buh. WTF are you talking about?
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because i live in a civilized country and not a shithole

i dont plan on shooting up my university either
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>>691960327
go play outside newfriend, adults are discussing things
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>>691956550
Say that 5 times fast
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Because I don't live in America.
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>>691957078
If you were to shoot someone who breaks into your house here you'd end up in jail, and have to pay for his medical expenses...
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>>691960253
In Australia. Started with two abo teens fucking, now a horde of abo's smashing shit and fighting.
>>691959838
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>>691956038


ITT: 6th graders arguing why gunz is bad
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>>691960472
I didn't know dead men have medical bills.
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>>691960472
not in fl

>actually read up on the topic at hand before letting all that shit fall out of your mouth
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>>691960433

When you can't rebuke the argument, attack the arguer.
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>>691960626
i think what junior means is the surviving family would sue the pants off of you.

>he's still a 13yo talking out his ass though, so take it with a grain of salt
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>>691960433
you do know a militia was what we used as an army back then? as soon as we had a real army constructed militias were disbanded.

militias were never intended to fight our own government, and arent the same as the "militias" of today i.e. ineffective retards.

of course you would need a 6th grade education in history and reading comprehension for this. it also requires you to connect some dots. its alot to ask of most americans.
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>>691960472
That's why you should shoot to kill. No medical expenses and it's your word against a corpse.
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>>691960694
learned something new in debate team, did we?

get at me when your nuts drop
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>>691956038

Because my asshole government has stopped anyone from owning them despite the UK having hardly any gun crime Before the ban.
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>>691960215
And if only there were laws on the books to stop this crimin...oh wait there is
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>>691960563
and retards arguing why why gunz is good
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>>691960472
Don't you have "Castle Doctrine" laws in your country? That sucks.
Where I live you can shoot someone for breaking in your house, unless they are scaping
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>>691956038
because i'm french
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>>691956550
Glocks are the Honda's of guns. Functional but no personality. Cops use them because of the striker fired action. But i've never cared for them. Give me a solid SA/DA anyday. Or even my trusty 1911. For CCW i carry a .38 revolver.
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>>691960826
>militias were never intended to fight our own government

how are things in your utopia? i live in the real world, where the citizens are always in danger of their tyrannical government (i.e. - libtards and democraps)
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>>691960234

Confirmed. I have spent 500 rounds through mine. Fucking LOVE it.
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if yall wanna play with guns go fight isis.

oh wait....not that not that. id rather just post up at my local movie theater and wait for some bad guys.
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>>691956038
Because I live in Australia and it's not worth the hassle
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>>691959588
>gun control should be a thing, you can't just keep shrugging off all the crazy fucks shooting innocent
Right because all of the crazy fucks will just obey the law just like drug addicts obey drug laws.
Damn, you foreigners are onto something!
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>>691961087
nigga, wat?
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>>691960826
not the guy who posted the picture, but i think a compelling argument can be made that selective service registration can constitutionally fit the definition of a militia in the second amendment.
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>>691960862

I'm 24, but I don't understand how that validates my argument any more or less. My opinion may not be that of the typical yank of which you're familiar with, but do try to open that chubby mind of yours to the fact that there are world views other than your own.
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>>691961015
i love it, i dont need a gun to buy grocerys.

hows life in your utopia were you think a couple rednecks with auto rifles are gonna take down the #1 military in the world if they misstep?

;)
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I carry a gun because I don't fight. There's no good reason to get in a fight. There's little reward and high risk. Why fight? Challenge me, and I will walk away. I don't care what you say about me or my mother. If you want to "fight" anyway and come at me regardless, that isn't a fight. That is an attack. And I will do everything I can to resist an attack, up to and including killing my attacker. Honor, fairness, and manliness have nothing to do with it. I have a wife and baby daughter that need me, and I will make it home.
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>>691956038
Because I own several?
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