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>>691954305
But why?
Arab means war in France now :(((
>>691954625
Love is never having to ask why
>>691954625
Blood blister.
Usually caused by impact, it can grow and be painful so this person is creating an exit hole to drain the blister.
>>691954820
Care to give more information?
>>691954950
and drilling them generally doesnt hurt, i slammed my finger in a door once and had to do this
>>691956306
sauce please
>>691958113
Wonder if he ended up eating him or not
>>691954305
I think this pic fits my reaction best.
>>691956248
Good lord that is one ugly dude.
>>691958607
This is gold
>>691954305
I'm in!
>dumping
>>691956797
I have also done this, but not with the bit in an actual powered drill. I used the bit outside with the other hand and twisted it through, that way is just nuts.
I wonder how difficult it is to learn Swedish when you speak German as native language. I read somewhere that it is a tone language were the same word pronounced differently can have a completely different meaning.
>>691959681
I need answers right fucking now
Knowing why they are doing this separates the seasoned lurkers from the summerfags.
>>691959681
sauce?
Why? How? But why?
>>691960084
LOL nice
>>691960084
I've been here since yesterday and I know this shit already
>>691959681
Fake and gay
>>691959681
Jews/alliens ? wtf did i just watch
>>691959955
some shitty edgy college media movie
Is that Mr. Miyagi getting caught? Does he wipe his ass with his hand?
>>691960419
>I'm shitting and pissing in public lmao someone has to clean it haha
I would kick that whore's head in if I walked past that view.
>>691954305
Wow that was painful to watch. Its always the little shit like this that gets me.
>>691960743
yes yes, i like that
>>691959129
Whale hunting legal when?
>>691960708
it's more like
> ugly fat males x cute skinny bitches
>>691958607
HORY SHET!
>Grandma never knew she could deepthroat
a hot paper clip does it quicker and with less pressure.
>>691961202
holy moly
>>691961377
It's boiling water not liquid nitrogen, in any case, that dude is fucked for life!
>>691961493
Grandma even has a Somalia sweater!
>>691961739
>White Girls
More like Blonde bitches.
>>691962044
Isn't there a kiss or a hug that she refuses also?
>>691962203
different video, different people
>>691954305
oddly satisfying
>>691962259
Ah, alright
>>691961493
What was the order of operations here?
Hit a bong rip, drink a shot, hoover crack, sink a beer?
Anyone got any webm/gif of people getting hit in the face with balls at games?
i have seen a few
>>691961144
I'm trying to figure out what this thing is
>>691954950
You can get the same results just by heating up a nail (clean it first with alcohol) and pushing it into the nail. It'll burn right through the nail itslf which is normally very thin.
>>691959196
yeah, in the extended version he lays down and hangs out for a bit and then chomps down
>>691962443
From the video, last 0.5 seconds
>>691962434
anon delivers
>>691961202
Yep. That's penis maggots.
I now regret everything.
>>691962914
Alpha as fuck
>>691961493
she's prob in her mid 30's
They are actually glued to a glas plate. You can see the reflection when you look from the side.
>>691962185
That final punch outside of the bus keks me everytime
>>691962914
Bullshit! Literally! The bull was clearly in on it. They trained him.
>>691963333
DIGITS!
>>691961865
bitter
they're probably all really nice, just kind of shallow. most sorority girls aren't bitches. they're just not intellectuals
>>691962443
but what is it???
>>691963460
>sees dumb broads making fools of themselves
>"Th... They're pr... probably really nice anon"
beta as fuck
>>691961516
No. No he's not. I had a guy at a grocery store one time dump a whole 5 gallon container of boiling water on themselves when he lost his grip. He was fine after a few weeks, no visible damage after his skin schlopped off.
>>691963068
I laughed my fucking ass off holy shit
White walkers
>>691963321
my favorite part is how the driver looks mildly annoyed when the guy first starts punching him
>>691963795
Where is this?
>>691963929
in your mom when i came in her
>>691963929
looks like Britain
>>691961493
>muh medicine
>>691962185
REKT
>>691964042
...Dad? Can I borrow some money?
>>691954305
This is the worst thing ever. And I've seen some shit.
>>691963631
want to date.
>>691963192
I wonder how much time he wasted practicing that. That's the most useless talent I've seen.
>>691958607
my fucking sides
>>691961224
Moar?
>>691964140
pussy never worked in a steel mill
>>691958607
Looks fake af
>>691964568
Because it is.
>>691962047
isnt that pretty illegal to be doing on the side of the road?
>>691963460
yeah, I'm sure they're not bad people, but they are extreme narcissists. not really someone you'd want to hand out with.
>>691964483
OP said non porn
>>691962643
damn nature, you scary.
>>691964684
My bad.
>>691964557
*Pussy doesn't like nail trauma
>>691956306
what is happening here. is that milk?
>>691962443
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwmNI2LL-y/
>>691964483
Nice.
>>691964721
hi there dude with a baseball bat, im gonna shove you cuz youre not gonna hit me.
retard deserved it.
>>691962434
Cartman?
Better with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY
>>691962443
its a dude in a fucking giraffe costume, are you that blind?
>>691963929
white cliffs of dover
>>691960389
>He hasn't seen it
>>691963068
Alpha as fuck
>>691964869
looks like a deer mask in the instagram version
>>691964721
Kid failed on the follow through
>>691960743
he shouldent have watched judge dredd before bed last nigth
>>691964867
kek'd heartily
>that desperate sand throwing
>>691960946
How in the fuck does this happen? HAHAHAh seirously.
>>691962185
dont fuck with the Janusz lol
>>691961224
hahhh she enjoys it because Dude has Balls.
>>691961418
Damn Rusks always ina rush.
>>691960743
Fucking hubris.
>>691960084
You'd think at that point people would simply be willing to take the stairs.
>>691963460
Yeah, this just seems the norm almost these days
And I mean the same thing happens in lectures
>>691960084
Been on here for a month and know why
>>691963333
Steaming hot beverage into cheap plastic cup; sounds tasty.
>>691962047
The cop was lovingggg it.
>>691963631
... would have sniffed the padding after that
>>691962301
Hawaiian guy is fucking everyone up.
>>691965010
game name?
>>691965566
Double dubs
>>691965261
I dunno, on YouTube there's a version with sound. The PING is satisfyingly loud. Really sounded like a solid hit.
>>691966249
No idea, probably battlefield or some shit
>>691962397
looks like all while shes holding the bong rip in.
>>691954706
FUCKING Topkek!! Thanks anon
>>691962301
fatboi can fight lmao
>>691965098
Could this be the work of an enemy stand?
>>691966363
seems like, but i never saw a shark on battefield, seems like ark but the gameplay it's different
>>691964798
is that the dudesson house?
>>691966249
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
>>691962754
kek
>>691964488
lol garbage game.
>>691966487
It's an easter egg in BF4
>>691966487
The shark is an easter egg on Battlefield 4 on the multiplayer map "Paracel Storm."
>>691963590
Why do black people always jump around &run when shit's funny?
>>691959911
holy kek the end got me
>thanks nature
>>691964632
Is it really?
>>691959911
>That video
No, I am not okay with this.
>>691966720
>>691966678
Thx guys, here some tits
>>691960413
That's so fucked up. Those women were telling her not to step on that shit and she did it anyways.
>>691956797
Wouldn't a hot needle be a bit more reasonable?
>>691966249
Battletoads: Next Generations
>>691966363
>>691965566
Or because it's set up
>superior white people
Fuck niggers and shitskins, right guyz?
>>691961309
who are the fighter, anon?
>>691961895
fuck got me
>>691967157
Non-sense!
>>691956248
he looks like a fish that was slightly caught off guard.
>>691961493
granny be a champ, doe
>>691967485
Those aren't white people. They're bleached niggers.
>>691961428
What the fuck
>>691967634
>>691967485
They're actually eskimos/inuits (Montreal).
>>691962044
nice dubs
at least he has the balls to do this in front of everyone
maybe he get never a date with her but he did it
>>691961493
That's not crack she's hitting for all you non stoner fags. She takes a dab after the shot with a nectar collector.
>>691967067
Really?
Is that how it works, M8?
>>691964483
I love volcanic thunderstorms. This is one of those things I would want to witness in real life.
>>691961493
>she's 50
>>691959911
imagine taking a short cut through the woods home and seeing this guy
>>691965000
Do they look white to you summerfag?
>>691967497
Rory McDonald and Robbie Lawler
>>691961739
imagine in 10 years...
>>691962754
video with sound ?
>>691967497
Not op, but Robbie Lawler(faggot) and Rory Macdonald.
>>691967143
>not playing Toad Ops 3
>>691961855
this kills the crab
>>691962301
Thick Man 3, vs mike tyson
>>691967889
They look white enough bitch.
>>691962500
and on that day racism was ended
>>691962044
she is uncomfortable
>>691967497
Rory and Robbie. Best fight of 2015
>>691963795
Looks pretty cool.
>>691968885
>Robbie Lawler(faggot)
delete this
robbie is a blood orc
I honestly don't know if that was appropriate or not.
>>691962047
Not even a change of gloves. Yuck.
>>691960196
what the fuck
story?
>>691960447
fucking no shit
>>691959681
radiohead richard ayoade
>>691964287
i saw the sign
>>691963164
if that's the case she looks really bad for her 30s
>>691960743
Hell yeah!
>>691960946
topfuckingkek
>>691954305
what a dumb ass
>>691961739
Slut army
>>691969109
I've met black people that I like. I've never met a cop who was worth the oxygen they waste by existing.
>>691968424
>Do they look white to you summerfag?
Calm down kid.
It'll be ok
>>691954950
I had the same thing after getting my finger slammed in a car door. The doc heated up a paper clip to red hot and then burned a hole in the nail to drain the blood. It takes the pressure off.
>>691959911
This is why i don't go outside.
>>691965823
Story: Kid picks / beats up blind kid. Friend steps in and knocks him out
>>691962044
At least he tried
>>691969691
Maybe because you are a dindunuffin cocksucker ?
>>691960419
Hot
>>691963068
Thats how a pair of niggers met and after lay eggs
>>691969862
Disgusting.
>>691960622
...meanwhile in syria...
>>691964146
Do you use this to enter the Warp or some shit?
>>691954625
Subungal Hematoma, its a blister under the nail.
>>691961739
>>691961739
wow this makes me fucking mad. stupid stuckup cunts
>>691966634
wow..he got so many rewards..a black guy, some high fives..prob tons of pussy!
>>691965010
Wow can anyone tell me what game that is?
>>691969287
Jesus christ.
>>691956248
I wonder what he was watching.
>>691962185
Skinny boy thought that he could take on a man.
>>691961493
that old bitch lit
>>691961895
Snek is hard
Hard 4 u
Snek will teach
To poo in the loo
>>691960084
I'm a summerfag apparently
>>691964867
Fuck off those little niggers have big fangs and sometimes rabies
>>691956306
more blurry jap cunt :-(
>>691969109
......Is this bait?
>>691961569
beautiful
>>691964146
hum. I wonder if white people made this or if niggers did it?...
>>691961739
Literally grinding my teeth while watching this
>>691963192
No they're not you dumb dipshit piece of cancerous scummy diarrhea.
>>691962500
What is this? Opposite-prison?
>>691969287
guy shoves a bottle up his asshole, what does it look like?
>>691962044
Anyone that's saying this is cool in any way... he absolutely should not have done this, the girl doesn't like it, he looks so stupid, absolutely cringe
>>691960743
I am Jon Snow and I ride alone into an army of 6000.
>>691966748
Its what chimps do
>>691963631
>smearing disgusting pussy juices over the training equipment
Feminism everyone.
>>691961895
brix=shat
>>691960946
>>691965467
>I swear to Christ, Jose, If you give me anymore shit on how I'm changing my oil, I'm gonna shove this wrench so far up your ass...
>>691966348
have sauce?
>>691964146
>look at me mom I built the worlds smallest combustion engine!
How utterly fucking pointless.
>>691964042
very intelligent individual
>>691971711
Is this the only thing this idiot can do? rub clay in his face?
>>691962301
Don't fuck with him
>>691964638
that wasnt a cavity search, it was a body search.
>>691959681
oh man
>>691964798
holy shit do you still not get it?
NO porn
i almost bust a nut
>>691962500
pedos first day in?
>>691962500
He was a child rapist IIRC, good guys
>>691969109
Nigger lives don't matter.
>>691969424
I opened up my eyes
>>691967067
You just block off the escalator if you know there's an issue like this. She shouldn't have been allowed on it in the first place.
>>691970278
quiet diesel engine for subs. Because quiet is good for life in u-boot.
>>691965518
>lol
Go back to kwejk faggot
>>691956306
sauce?
>>691959681
Fuck. How come this has never been posted on /x/? Fake or not, it's fucking creepy.
>>691960743
Fucking faggot antifa
>>691961493
Granny got skills yo
>>691962185
FINISH HIM
>>691972686
Its been posted heaps....
>>691966061
WHO WOULD EVER PUT A HOT BEVERAGE IN A DISPOSABLE CUP? WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!1!
>>691963498
that looks cool
