>>691952029
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX

>>691952029
I recommend you kill yourself with an olive fork

>>691952029
such a biatch

>>691952029
Tits or gtfo before we even being listening to your blather

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>>691952029

>>691952145
FIsh fork

This old thread with the even older edgy picture
You and anyone who falls for this should kys

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>>691952029
that isn't you we see this thread daily

You awful person

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>>691952029

>>691952029
Kill yourself fucking whore

>>691952380
>implying op is a girl

>>691952029
kiss him with a mouth full of cum

>>691952191
too beta to spell bitch?

>>691952029

At least come up with something original, cunt.

>>691952029
Firstly post tits with a timestamp then invite your friend to a chat ia skype and suck your bf off.

>>691952481
then its bait, GFY

You should kill yourself

>>691952029
Stake pasta

>>691952676
what's gfy?

>>691953023
Go fuck yourself

>>691952029
Oh look, this thread again

>>691953023
why not

>>691952029
claims they the girl in the picture
>who took the picture????

both look like manlets. You're probably ugly too.. tits or gtfo..

What is your reasoning for wanting to lead the guy on like this? Why not just tell him to fuck off?

this thread for like the 8th time, fuck off already

>>691953422
>>691953307
Summerfags

THIS IS BAIT YOU RETARDS, NO GIRL LIKE THIS WOULD EVER POST ON /B/

PLEASE STOP BEING DUMB

that applies to you too OP btw

>>691953567
>>691953675
He isnt bored as hell and playing along

>>691953282
i was thinking the same. its bait

This is why /r9k/ is superior. Same threads, different day. Fuck off.

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Fuck off shitcunt.

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>>691953951

>>691956052
kek

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>>691952029
Nope. This is a photo you probably found on google, cropped the guy on the left out of it (his t-shit is still on frame) and you pretend to be an evil girl because you are a lonely faggot that wants attention. And to feed your emotionally dead self with the passion of angry teenagers and virgins...

Kill yourself.

>>691953282
>>691953763
Good for you, stooges borthers... You could also do a reverse image search with just 2 clicks/taps and be sure.

>>691953951
>>691956052

top fucking kek

also go back to tumblr, or /x/ paranormal faggot

>>691952029
>female here

Aka: male with a cuck fantasy

I was that friend once... 6 years later and the girl lives with me in my house I fucking own. I got the degree, I got the new car and I got the fuck out of the friend zone. But if you want to trick him the. Offer him drugs

>>691953108
KEK

>>691956052
lost...

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>>691952029
you are the cancer that has gone terminal

>>691952380
>implying grils browse /b/

>>691952029
>How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
First, start by looking up the word cuckold.

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>>691952029
OP, why are you copy-pasta-ing my thread? I posted the exact same thing days ago.

Fake and gay, already saw this image another day.

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Get back to the kitchen and make some pasta that isn't stale as fuck.

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Seriously though, how do I break the heart of my friendzoned male friend even MORE? I love it when he cries for me.

Pic related. I did it to him the other night, and I orgasmed when I saw his tears.

So obviously I know the basics of making boys cry but I want to take my skills to the next level, and I heard you guys are experts on this subject, as VICTIMS.

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>>691953422
>What is your reasoning for wanting to lead the guy on like this?

Because I can and it's fun. At a young age I realized that guys are willing to do stuff for me for free. I also realized that I can make them do whatever I want.

Best of all, I realized that I could hurt them and drive them to suicide (4 guys already) and I could get away with it. In fact, I attended their funerals and I posed smiling by their casket when no one was looking.

The whole time I pretended to be sad, but actually I was dripping wet while I see their relatives crying.

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>>691953951
>>691956052
>>691958899
wiener wiener chickun dinner

>>691958899
Just be prepared that once you break him , that since he is a young white male in the US that you might get shot.

tread carefully as he might murder you.

>>691952029

You should kill yourself.

Also, tits or gtfo, whore.

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>>691953422

>>691953675

>/B/

>this summer

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>>691959327

>>691952029
titts or gtfo

>>691959327
>talking with this much analytical insight
>being a female

choose one

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>>691959490
Don't worry. The guys that I break end up killing themselves and not others. Pic related. One of my victims' skull that I end up painting and decorating. It serves as my trophy.

I've been using guys for YEARS. I recall many stories of how guys at school unwittingly acted as my private bars, taxi drivers, and shoulders to cry on, all without ever getting anything in return from me.

I knew they wanted me badly, but I made sure just to lead them on enough to get what I wanted, while keeping them firmly in the friendzone where they belonged.

Thanks for the tip. Were you a victim once?

>>691959645
>>691958177
>>691953108
>>691952740
>>691952390
I just had sex last night. You didn't.

(I bet you're a virgin considering you're on /b/.)

>>691959327
You do realise that it is statistically likely that one of them will murder you , maintain course & heading.

This pasta is stale

>>691960089
>I bet you're a virgin considering you're on /b/

>on /b/ asking for advice
>not a virgin

choose one

this is copypasta you retarded summerfags

>>691952029
Tits or GTFO. Simple as that. Shut er down boys.

>>691959327
Can't wait for the Murder-Suicide Edition

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>>691960229
Wow, you're seriously accusing me of being a virgin like you? FYI, I just had an amazing orgasm from fucking! I can have sex whenever and however I want to. You on the other hand can never ever have sex with a woman, unless you get an escort! You'll forever be using your hand or toys!

My man gets it any time he wants because I am always ready and horny for him. No one will ever feel that way about you. My pussy is filled with cream from my big dicked lover, while your cream goes into your palm!

>>691952029
master-b8

>>691960089
lol , being so sure , did you not read what I said?

But yes , keep doing so , I don't care.

No , I was not a victim.

>>691960485
I'll give it to you, this is what I imagine a thirteen year old girl wannabe slut would talk like

>>691952029
OH LOVELY SUMMER

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>>691960485
Stop this bait you fucking kissless fat dude, we don't care about your fantasies
>inb4 "you never had sex i get fucked all day long" when actually not knowing my gf's currently showering to clean the mess i made in her poophole :^)

>>691960485
>still posting on /b/
>not a basement dwelling neckbeard

give it up OP. no one is fooled

>>691952029
stale copy pasta is stale

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>>691961000


check'em anons

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>>691960485
oh kek i didn't even see the 100% real timestamp OP, you're definitely not a dickhead

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>>691960485
"I just had an amazing orgasm from fucking"

defending yourself a little too hard

Sound inexperienced or retarded.

>>691952029
Keep doing this shit and he is going to kill you and your boyfriend you can see it in his face there is a place in hell for ppl like you

Sleep tight dogger,

>>691961545
rollarino

>>691961545
check'em

>>691961190
I actually hope that OP is for real & this happens.

Then the media will play it out like he was an evil cunt that killed two lovers for no reason.

This thread again?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmIX1Ye3Bo

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roll for wich one you gonna impregnate and have a child w/

>>691961879
why would someone photoshop a pregnancy test into each of these...?

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>>>/asp/1423393

>>691961879
Rollin

>>691962158
4chan has an aspergers board?

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>>691961082
>>691960363
It's only a copypasta because OP copypastaed it. I just found out today. No wonder people keep saying "this thread again" the other day.

But this is real. I really do have a friendzoned friend and I was hoping you guys would share your own experience, to upgrade my knowledge, so I could hurt him more.

The other night, I called my friendzone to come over for a sleepover because I was alone and lonely. So he did. Few minutes past midnight, my boyfriend came over to join us on the bed.

friendzone doesn't know how to protest or leave, so he ended up sandwiched in the middle between me and my boyfriend. He pretended to sleep while me and my boyfriend made out. We made sure he's in the middle the whole time so he could feel our bodies' back and forth motion.


PS. Any doctors here enlighten me? Whenever me and my boyfriend would make out in the presence of my friendzone, he'd just look on the floor and shake uncontrollably. He doesn't leave or protest.

What does it mean when one shakes like that? his hand and body would tremble. Is it dangerous?

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>>691952372
>>implying

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>>691952029
Sure, OP...

>>691952029
First stop reposting

>>691952029
The dude in blue looks so dead inside. I might feel bad for him if I had a soul

>>691962495
wtf is this shit, people cant even bait properly

and if by all odds this is real, tits or gtfo and timestamp, you aint getting help from fucking 4chan if the rule isnt followed

>>691959327
you're my kind of pussy. enjoy your power.

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Done. Now if you excuse me I have some fapping to do

>>691952029
Good job that circle was there or I would have been confused!

>>691962495
He's going to explode - probably kill himself. If her were a mensch, he would just grab you and fuck you, but he's a wimp.

ITT: skeptics/cucks/and trolls

>>691958899
What movie is this from?

>>691952380
>implying

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>>691963565
oh jizz, I hope he doesn't die. he's my favorite friendzoned pet. very obedient. drives me to my boyfriend's house, waits an hour in the car while me and my bf fuck, then drives me back home.

I just wish his shaking would come with crying. I love it when he cries, makes me orgasm. I video the moments when he cries so that me and my boyfriend can watch it over and over while we're making out.

>>691963127
>>691963220
I assure you, this is real. Wanna be my friendzoned pet? In case my favorite one dies. There are perks. You get to paint my toenails while I talk on the phone with my boyfriend.

>>691963853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNvg9oWHFI

>>691952029
Old copy pasta. Not funny. Faggot

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>>691964215
When I wrote it 14 days ago, it wasn't a copypasta. It was real, my real experience. I didn't know OP posted it everyday since.

Pic related. My favorite loyal friendzoned pet who'd shake uncontrollably when my and my bf would kiss in front of him.

PS, I let him carry my shopping bags. Good pet

>>691964201
I met better looking whores that do the same thing as you, you're alctually pretty ugly no wonder you can't atract grade A men

>>691964201
I met better looking whores that do the same thing as you, you're alctually pretty ugly no wonder you can't atract grade A men, you also actually look pretty fat but I assume you're too lame to lose some weigth

KILL YOURSELF
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>>691965256
>>691965414
>I met better looking whores that do the same thing as you
Says the virgin who's on /b/ 24/7. When you say you've "met" them, what exactly do you mean?

I know. You're probably that "nice guy" who's always stuck being the goofy guy in a group of girls carrying their handbags for them like a little loser. You are constantly falling for beautiful women out of your league, but they only see you as a friend.

Well at least they say they're your friend, but in reality they're just using you because you're a pathetic little bitch. You are always going to be that little bitch loser who is chasing after women way out of your league, so you're stuck having to just fap to pics of girls on /b/'s FB fap threads.

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>>691956052
>>691956052
>>691956052

holy fuck

>>691965899
Neither am I a virgin nor am I on /b/ often.
Your wild arguments hold no ground, you just want the things you said to be true but you'd probably give everything to have my sex life. And I'm definitly being used by women otherwise I probably wouldn't attack you, I'm attacking you rather because I've been woth sluts like you in real life and I really couldn't stand their immoral behaviour

>>691966670
hey faggot, the op is not a woman, just a fucking fat ass troll, don't waste your time

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>>691952029
ITT: summerfags

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>>691966670
>definitly
>woth
>behaviour

Stay in school kid

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>>691952029
making guys cry makes my teeth feel sharp.

does anyone else know this feel?

>>691961879
misty get

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hey OP, would pic related make a good pet?

he's so sad about being a virgin kinda turns me on

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Dear 4chan,this time is not anonymous. But it's the leader of the Femanons speaking. You might be wondering

"wtf?"

Well,we are newborn group of ONLY female (no shemale) hackers,with higher skills in programming and coding. We are here to announce that we fully support the feminist movment,and we will destroy every single one of you disgusting autistic pigs,with your anti-femanons threads and all that porn that you fap to.
After saying this,just prepare yourselves 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 01110011 .

Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time we will start fighting your autistic website reporting everything to the authorities. You may ask yourself

"what do we do guys"

Well,there's one thing you can do. ADMIT THAT WOMEN DESERVE MORE RIGHTS. I want Moot and Heaven here,putting back the ID and apologize for what a shithole 4chan has become.

We are Femanons.
We do not obey.
We do not fear males.
Expect us.

>>691968041
I think he would. He was really passive. And then got medd when he didn't passively get a gf.

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>>691968444
Wasted trips

>>691952029
grill here, too.
Here is what you do:
>get yourself naked
>make pics of ass, vag and tits
>post them here

>>691968444
That was a lot of shit to say just to ask moot to put IDs back on, Anne frankley 4chans always been a shithole

Well OP, looks like at the end you can't counter my argument except by naming a few grammatical mistakes I made, well remember that there are smart males such as me who won't fall for your simple ass tricks
Also if you want to get a 10/10 boyfriend you better lose some weighth

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>>691969107

absolute madman

>>691966670
>And I'm definitly being used by women
How?

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>My nice guy orbiter who thinks he has a chance does my makeup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgIYYu7LBZQ

>>691965250
its older than 14 days you liar and the pic was found to be like 8 years old. shuddafuckup pls

Turns out OP after all isn't a woman, rather some sick neckbeard who's sickness has come to the stage of extreme roleplaying

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>>691969107
>you better lose some weighth
I wouldn't be sweating this much if I wasn't working out.

You, on the other hand, does protest too much. Which means only one thing: You actually don't have a sex life. Or a gf. In fact, you're a big fat VIRGIN.

How does it feel to be such a loser? A virgin loser! You must be fucking a fake vagina or have fucked a warm apple pie just to feel the warmth trying to replicate what it might feel like.

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>>691971884
you sound cool. fyu're real we'd be good friendss.

Jhfc guys this thread exists like 3 times a day just let it die already

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>>691971884
>woman bragging about not being a virgin

Yeah ok

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>>691971090
I was talking about OP's text or paragraph, you know, the ones that can by copied and pasted. I wrote it 14 days ago as my heartfelt confession.

I confess that I love hurting guys for fun.

>>691968041
>>691972123
You could be my pet if you want. But I only take obedient pets.

To prove your worth, remove your shirt, kneel down, hold a piece of paper which says, "I am Isabelle's bitch" (that's my name), and post it with timestamp. You don't even have to show your face.

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>>691972509

>>691971884
>I'm protesting too much about my sex life
How much did you again talk about how amazing your orgasm was last night?

And I'll let you alone now cause the only thing you are seeking with this thread is attention

>>691972509
if i was a sub you'd so be my first choice.

you're really good at this! im still learning..

>>691972509
i have an adorable pet hispanic.

<3 he's so cute. i love dressing him up and making him wear makeup

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>>691952029
Stale copypasta is stale
Kys OP

>>691952029

Oh it's this thread.... again. I can't wait till summer is over.

>>691972509
I wish I were yours

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>>691972979
>I convinced my guy friend to wear makeup to please me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvoGrBjE49E

>>691952029
kill yourself, you are what is wrong with this world.

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>come back hours later
>thread still up
What happened with my /b/ ?
Why is this happening ?
>tfw

>>691973996
>"Well Kyle actually has hordes of women throwing themselves at his feet with proposals of marriage and eternal love 24/7, so I don't think my "rejection" bugged him too much! Haha But I hope you enjoyed the video otherwise!"

I came here to see tits. I find some stupid whore talking freely and no tit post. Why are you fags even acknowledging her?

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>>691972509
Am I doing it right?

>>691975405
Your obesity shows in your fingers. Try a diet of whole plant foods. No reductionist tedium needed.