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If you had to have sex with one pokemon, which pokemon would it be?


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If you had to have sex with one pokemon, which pokemon would it be?
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>>691925821
Vulpix, for sure
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>>691925821
Gardevoir

>the only correct answer
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>>691925903
forgot the pic, i got a couple of these
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>>691925961
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Meowtho
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>>691926139
oops, that's dragonaire
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A pokemon though. Not a human adaptation of a pokemon
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>>691926183
last one I got, found em on facebook
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Obviously Trubbish or Koffing
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>>691925821
>Tangela/Tangrowth
>Lickitung/Lickilicki
>Cacnea/Cacturne
>Scyther/Scizor
>Grimer/Muk
>Kingler

So many to choose from, hard question OP. Ditto is the gift that keeps on giving, tho.
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The only possible right answer is ditto
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> Finished masturbating earlier so i can't really use this
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>>691925930
I dunno, Mega Lopunny's ripped yoga pants are enticing
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Ditto is the only correct answer. It's like the Mystique of Pokemon. I would make my Pokemon take the shape of whatever I wanted, and then I'd fuck the jelly out of it.
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>>691925821
Between Gardevoir, Lopunny, Medicham, Lucario, or Zoroark...either Zoroark for the illusions or Gardevoir on pure merit. Always had a thing for Gardevoir.
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>>691928300
The ONLY correct answer?
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Buneary evolution
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>>691928300
I second this.

However if ditto were not an answer then I'd certainly choose a giant male arcanine.
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Am I really the only one?
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>>691929301
Must suck to have autism

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>>691926908
>>691926991
And this is the top of autism
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>>691930408
you missed a couple
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>>691930408
:^)
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>>691930950
Gay
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>>691931124
good eye
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>>691931222
Thanks
Nice trips btw
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>>691930522
Too lazy to tell everyone they have
autism. But seriously, what kinda
'person' gets turned on by this:
>>691931284
Unless they're autistic. Not even
joking
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>>691930061
>yfw ditto is a failed recreation of Mew
>yfw Mew has the DNA of all Pokémon and ISN'T made of jelly
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k
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>>691931583
who cares what people fap to
isn't hurting anyone
fap to whatever you want man
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Legit question, no hate, but:

Have any of you cunts ever tasted a woman's pussy let alone stuck your cock inside her?
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>>691931876
No, I need to tell you all, how
much you suck in life. And your
parents hate you, and you have
no friends and no life
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>>691932112
yes and no
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>>691932206
why are you telling me things i already know?
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>>691932112
Of course not. I'm a sad fuck who jerks it to shota, traps, and pokemons.
I'd have to pay for sex if I'll ever get it
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>>691932206
well thanks bud I appreciate you

>>691932112
ye
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Just a friendly reminder
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>>691932519
:)
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>>691931876
More kirlia pls
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>>691932445
No problemo
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>>691932611
That's very gay anon
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gladly
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indeed it is
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>>691925821
Ditto. It can become anyone I want.
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I want to get fucked by Blastoise so bad :(
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If I had to, Gardevoir as it's the most female "human" resembling Pokemon I can think of.

Not having full-out furry tendencies nor desire of getting penetrated by anything, limits the options quite a bit.
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Scratch my balls and call me freak,
i choose serperior
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Jinx
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