I'd send the fucker flying

>>691922137
Anyone who wouldn't is pretty retarded.

>>691922137

no

no way, that would be wrong.

>inb4 trolls saying they would do it

Doesnt say shit about killing it just lightly step on its tail gg

I'd take a mallet to that fuckers head and eat that shit for eighteen billion dollars. Hell, I would drown it in my shit then set it ablaze for eighteen billion billion dollars. Mother fucker, I'm only getting started with what I would do for eighteen million dollars.

>>691922137
there's no sugar coating this.. i mean.. yes i would. 18 billion dollars? are you kidding? 18 billion?
let's get some pussy tonight

i'd do it for 18 dollars

I'd step on this pupper for a full tank of gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>691922603
>eighteen billion dollars
>eighteen billion billion dollars
>eighteen million dollars

which one is it?

>>691922137
i'd do it for a 10

For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?

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>>691922675
eat my shit you faggot

>>691922137
no

>>691922137
Gladly.

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But I dont have 18 billion dollars

>>691922786
billion, sorry tired and too lazy to proof read.

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2036378-fun-question-for-white-guys-only

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>>691922137
I'd do it for a Klondike Bar.

>>691922137
nigga id wear the puppy like designer footwear for that much money

>>691922137
if i could do so in complete secrecy

>>691922675
fuck

Fuck yes.

nigga i would do it for 100k
nigga im poor

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>>691923034
Fucking lost it it wasn't even funny

>>691922137
I would do it for free you sick fuck

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2036378-fun-question-for-white-guys-only

Vote

If i had 19 billion dollars i would gladly pay 18 billion to be able to step on that puppy.

>>691922593
This is true

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>>691922827
>tfw been blessed by immunity cat for a year now

18 fucking billion dollars??????? That's a lot of fucking zeros. I'd get into a nightclub and kill a bunch of homos for it WITH THE FUCKING DOG

>>691922675
naw son

>>691922675
ding

For 1000 I would smash the fuck out of that puppy.
18 BILLION DOLLARS?
18 BILLION?
I would fucking do a whole gore thread with it.

>>691922137
And only for 10€

>>691923398
All 3

>>691922675
Fucking niggers

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>>691922575
18 billion is a lot of money. If all it took to become a billionaire and to live comfortable for the rest of you're life was killing a dog that resembles a deformed rodent then I would definitly do it.

>>691922675
fuck you

It doesn't say how heavy I have to step on the pupper. I'll lightly tread on him, take my money, then raise the puppy in my new mansion.

>>691924190
in my book, stepping means body weight

>>691922675
My mom is sleeping, RIGHT NOW

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>>691922137
I'd do it and then invest 4 billion in animal shelters and general supplies for animal hospitals

I'd still feel bad though

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>>691922137
you are supposed to do it then donate some of the money to rescuing dogs or something

how many times can i do it?

>>691924371
stepping is a old latin term meaning to force with weight of man and not god so you would be right

>>691924496
This nigga gets it.

>kick dog
>feel like shit
>donate 10 billion to dog rescue/animal shelters
>feel less guilty because of utilitarian philosophy 'n shit
>still be a billionaire even though you donated over half of your money
>??????
>profit

I'm a vegan btw.

>>691924995
>vegan
>nigga
cringe

>>691922137
I'd stomp the thing to mush and eat it in front of a kindergarten class after using it as lube to fuck and HIV twink up the ass for 18 billion dollars.

Id breakdance on that nigga

>>691924995
What do Tofu And Dildos Have In Common?
They're Both Meat Substitutes!

Why hasnt anybody gone on a vegan killing spree yet? I would think it would be easy since they cant stop themselves from telling you that they are vegan.

>>691924995
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?

One if nobody's looking.

>>691922675
faggot

>>691922137
Even from an ethics standpoint you have no choice but to stomp that pooch

>>691922393

this, plus i would do it for way less, should be about 1000bucks

I would put the fucker in a blender, freeze the liquid, and shove the solidified, mutilated puppy into my asshole for 18 billion

>>691922675

i hate this threads

>>691925494
I only mention it because I admit that in a certain context it's moral to kick a puppy.

>>691925131
What, you've never met a black vegan? Fuck off, cracker.

>>691922137
Yes.

>>691925927
sure you can be black and vegan, but no way in hell you're a nigger

you're a fucking cuck

it's an obvious scam.
People who say yes are the same ones who transfer money to their African prince relative to receive millions back

let's be real here, 18 BILLION DOLLARS. Think real life. Fuck yeah, I would crush the fuckin puppy.

>>691922675
Really?

>>691922137
Only if I get the money first, I'm not that stupid

I would crush that little fucker for 50k easily

>>691922137
>lightly step on tail
ok give me my money

>>691922675
dammit

>>691922675
NOOOOOO

>step on puppy
>donate a few million dollars to animal shelters/rescue
>net puppy lives saved is positive
>still a billionaire

>>691925927
You could have done it without telling us about your veganism, your veganism was so irrelevant i got a kidney stone, thanks asshat.

>>691923398
>for white guys only

I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar

>>691925927
>What, you've never met a black vegan?
are you vegangains? if so, fuck off, you are not? fuck off anyway this board is not for vegans and certainly not for niggers.

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>>691922137
Yes, and then I'd donate a billion to animal rescue funds

Yes, its a fucking picture

for 18 billion? i would fuckingput this dog in a back and throw it off a cliff for 18 fucking billion dollars.

Serious answer: No, because having that kind of money can destroy your life in so many ways that it's not worth the risk.

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>>691924027
it would be selfish if you didn't

>>691926492
I'd still feel pretty shitty about what I did, I would probably have to spend a couple million hiring mercenaries to hunt down, torture and murder the OP for setting up the deal in the first place.

>>691922137
I'd fucking curbstomp that dog chow. Fuck, I'd stomp One million puppies for one million dollars

>>691922675

jic

Yes and I wouldn't donate shit

>>691922137
yes

>>691922675
Niglet pls

id fuck the puppy while im at it

>>691922675
kek

I'd do it for a freehold 3bdrm house in our capital city, fuck 18 billion faggot.

>>691922675
Die in her sleep but it doesn't say when

>>691922675
nigger faggot

what a stupid question to pose to cesspool of degenerates known collectively as 4chan. Most people here would step on their own baby for $500. Probably less.

>>691922675
heck

>>691922137
Not even a question... What kind of boots do I get?

>>691922675
Kys

>>691922137
I couldn't do it ... -wouldn't- do it.
I guess that makes me a sucker.

>>691928175
everyone here would step on their baby for free if they thought they could get away with it

It never says how hard you step on it

>>691922675
fucker

>>691922675
fuck you

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>>691922137
Hell mother fucking yes. For 18 billion, anybody that can't is a bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>691922137
i'd smash, like fuck the shit outta it with no lube for free

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>>691923487
Can't tell if bait

>>691922675
Fugg

>>691922675
kek

>>691922675
fuck u

>>691922675
fuck

>>691928796
Top kek

>>691922675
No

I'd do it for free - Franku 2016

>>691927213
That's probably someone that would pay you a dollar for each dog you kill tbh.

>>691922675
oh no.

>>691922137
I'd be walking on puppys for the rest of my life, always making sure a live one is under my feet for that kind of cash.
18 billion is a lot of cash...

>>691926798
Let's be honest, you wouldn't. Fuck that dog, little cunt doesn't even pass the mirror test

>>691922137
Never :c
No amount of money could take away the memory of that little puppy's bones cracking under my shoes, or its death noises.

I'd do it for 20 dollars

Being set for life and being able to spend money on whatever I want without a care in the world? Why wouldn't I?

>>691922675
i love my mommy please dont hurt her :^)

I would if i could put on headphones, the sound would prolly be pretty disgusting :(

For 18 billion, I would do it regardless of the circumstances. If I knew for sure that no one would find out about it, I'd do it for anything of value.

>>691922675
fuck u

>>691922137
can i eat it when im done stepping on it?
i have a thing about not killing shit i dont intend to eat

>>691922137
twice

Goodbye pupper

>>691922675
nyuh :c

>>691928812

Women.

ITT: nobody thinks the right way:

>18 billion
>you can save so many dogs and puppies with this money
>so many hoomans
>so many anything

>>691924479
Pretty much this.

>>691931024
Decent of. you

>>691922675
faggot

no. its wrong, what if the puppy was Jesus.
also i wouldn't trust this offer.

>>691922675
k. also fuck you

>>691922603
So edgy

>>691922675
nig

Nope

>>691922675
shit

>>691922675
What a faggot

>>691922675
fuck you

>>691922675
You piece of shit

I'd step on his toe very lightly and use the 18 bil to go to school with the greatest tutors available, become a doctor, help people in third world countries and give most of the money to trust funds

>>691922675
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>>691922137
how retarded can you be to say no, everyone in this thread are trolling when saying they wouldnt do it

>>691933706
what the fuck

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>>691922675
fuck you cunt

>>691922137
no. that would make the dog pretty much the most expensive dog in the world. Or atleast it would have some worth.

>>691930030
>>691933807
Money doesn't wash away memories anon. It will not cleanse me of the terrible thing I did.

>>691922675
Well played nigger

>>691924995
>vegan

IGNORE ALL VEGAN POSTERS

DO NOT REPLY TO VEGAN THREADS

KEEP /B/ VEGAN-FREE

>>691922675
oh fuck you

>>691922137
I just have to step on it, I don't have to place my full weight on it or even actually step on its body.
I'd lightly tread on its tail/paw for 18 billion dollars.

That said, I would probably buy that pupper a fucking harem of hot bitches.

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>>691922137
I'd do it for 0.01% of the original offer

>>691922675
am cry not her

>>691922675
Fuck

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>>691924995
Have fun being a sickly nutrient deprived prick who has to tell everyone he's vegan every fucking time he opens his God damn mouth

WHAT? FUCK NO. I don't have 18 billion, that's fucking expensive for stomping on a damn dog.

Fuck yeah i would do it

>>691922137
I'd do it for as little as 10k.

I'd want to wear some pretty heavy boots though.

>>691922675
FUCK

>>691922137
>step on a doggo
> get 18 billion dollars
> spend 250 million to help people
>it would be moral, because utilitarism
>still have 17,75 billion
>profit

>>691922675
fuk

>>691922675
i'll fuck your mother faggot

nigga for 18 billion i could stomp the shit out of that dog and make it illegal for moralfags to whine about it.

>>691928812
why ?
>sell puppies
>profit

>>691922137
That is a scenario that will never happen in our lifetime as a species. So why the fuck even bother answering your dumbass question.

>>691922675
wew lad

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>>691922675
Nigger

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>>691922137
Id do it then spend $18 on new puppy and do it for free a bilion times.

Absurd. With 18 billion dollars you could make the world a better place. You could go to outer space. You could reconstruct it's face. You could build a money maze. You could buy the bank of chase. You could fuck for the rest of your days. You could help in many ways. You could free us from the daze. Why the fuck did I just wright a poem. Fuck it's time to go to sleep.

Would do for free

>>691922137
Kek, for 18 billion ill stomp him to death and save all the stray dogs in my country. Takes a life to save many.

>>691922675
...well fuck

>>691933957
Vegetarian and have been here since 08. What you gonna do about it? Btw i'm>>691935412 tell me you wouldn't do something akin to that. /b/ loves animals.

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>>691922675
thats fucked m80

>>691935715
>/b/ loves animals

I kekd

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>>691922137
Pray For Dogs ASPCA

>>691922675
Fug

>>691922137
No

>>691936142
Kek, i don't care. I'm not a whiney faggot like you who can't handle another opinion than their own. I know you think you're being funny but you just come across as a try hard faggot.

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>>691922137
I would eat a puppy on camera for 18 billion...

I d do it for 50000 Dollar. No problem

>>691922137
I would not, self-respect and pride is worth more to me than any amount of money, if you give that up, essentially your whole life becomes worthless and meaningless, you wouldn't be able to enjoy money

>>691922675
>tfw you have two dads

>>691934652
See
>>691931686

i would do it for 50000 Dollar, Really no problem.

>>691936375
>Gently ignorig all the raids against people who committed animal cruelty
Newfag

>>691922675
If you don't reply to this your dog will die a brutal agonising death

>>691922675
well i mean i aint a superstitious man

>>691922137
honestly I probably would. i love animals, sure, but giving a puppy a quick, mostly painless death for 18 billion dollars seems like a no brainer. i'd feel like complete shit for quite awhile afterward, but I'd probably use a lot of the money to set up an animal sanctuary or something and save others.

>>691922675
:(

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>>691936653
Here I am little guppy

>>691922675
Hrncbn

>>691922137
I would break your arm for 5$ nigger

>>691922675
Ok

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>>691922675

This is the strongest single proof of the existence of summer faggotry that I've ever seen.

>>691937088
This started before summer dingus

>>691922575
not trolling, but i would really would, if noone would know then.

>>691937200
Not really.

>>691922137
I'd do it for 18 bucks and a tall can

>>691922675
LSALSALSAL;

HELLO SPUTNIK

>>691937280
It didnt and denying this is bullshit....its summer man...itll go away

>>691922675

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>691937280
Well if you haven't noticed it then you're the summerfag

I'd eat it alive for 18 billion and I'm not even asian

>>691922675
Okay

>>691922675
Dont die

I love animals but for 18 billion I would smash that fucker into the pavement

>>691922137
id step on it for a burger

>>691922137
18 billion dollars.. I won't lie, I would kill it. I would SMASH that fucker to death for 10k, much less 18 billion.

>>691924483
A Milhouse without dubs isn't a meme and should stay out

>>691937733
double dubs confirm

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>>691922137
ill even dance on fucker remains

>>691922137

I'd shove it up my dickhole for 18 billion dollars

>>691922137
id do it for 5$ and a sad hj

>>691922137
No, I wouldn't

Yes ofc even though i love dogs give a billion to a dogs charity go on with your 17 billion

>>691922675
.....

Fuck yes, I would step on it for free.

>>691922137
Just step on it for 18B? you fucking faggot i would eat that.

>>691922675
no pls

>>691922137
I would, but not that hard

>>691922675
Cringe

>>691922675
Nigger

>>691922675
...

>>691922675
cunt

>>691922675
Fuckin asshole

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>>691922827
thank you my friend

>>691922675he dghd

>>691922675
niggerfucker

Are you fucking kidding me?

I would throttle the fuck out of that thing for $18 billion.

>>691922675
Not mom!!

>Question worth as human being to do it
>kill puppy
>18 billion richer
>spend rest of life out on my mind on drugs traveling the world
>never forget the feels when killed a innocent puppy that just wanted love for material gain

>>691922675
Cancer beat you to it fucker

>>691936375
SUMMER
U
M
M
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>>691922675

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>>691922137
Step one
>Step on its tail

Step two
>aquire 18 Bil

Step three
>Open the ballenest dog refuge the world has ever known

>>691922359
Me and that Sir Dick Branson would be having a conversation about the effect of low orbits on adorable puppies

>>691938922
step on its step and then create many steps with ur moni

>>691922675
Fuck You

>>691922675
Jokes on you.
My Mom died in her sleep.

>>691922675

reply
>i just saved your life, mom. give me some money.

>>691922675
fuck you

>>691922467
Cunt rat dog

>>691922137
I'd fucking do anything to that puppy for 18 billion are you kidding me? I'd shove that bitch up my ass for 18 billion

>>691922675
hitler

>>691922675
jiom oijx