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Ayy lmao tard one here

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>>691912832

Bumperino

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anybody here?

>>691912832
I work at Subway atm. That's fucking golden. I was cringing as soon as I read it was on honey oat.

>>691916105
Every time this one gets me at least a little past my suicidal tendencies

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>>691912832

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Not quite greentext but hilarious anyway

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am I the only motherfucker keeping this thread alive

confuckingtribute faggots

>>691914883
Lost at the fuckinf picture

>>691913128
>>691914686
fuck off with your tard stories. fucking boring and lame

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>>691918480
then you post something, you whiner

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>>691912832

when you win a ylyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuSiyhHu1k

>>691918961
Nah, i'm fine with just whining

>>691915000
Gets me all the time. also, checked

No greentext but I just wana post this cause fuck you

>>691921543
Hey fuck you too nigger

>>691919052
>taking not receiving
fucking nigger

bumping so someone else will dump more

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>playing Cities Skylines
>build a city to learn how to play
>city becomes fucked 4 hours down the road because of traffic congestion
>Emergency vehicles can't get anywhere so buildings burn down
>crime rate goes up
>dead people everywhere
>thistownisfucked.jpg
>build a dam to purposely flood the town for shits and giggles
>start going around the city looking at all the residences complaining about everything in the town
>this one fucking residence
>pic related

>>691925522
I kek'd

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Very recent one from /co/.

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disjointed conversation on /tg/

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>>691918480
>>691921258
piss off faggot, tard stories are the best

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>>691926411

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>>691912832

>>691914686
>tardguards

Infinite Kekfare

>>691913128
TL;DR

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>>691919347
better format

>>691916172
Straight spawn killing right there.

>>691928531
you've seriously never heard the term tard guards before?

fucking christ how new are you

>>691927746
I just want to point out that that thread lasted over an hour after he said his dad would be home soon and he ostensibly took pictures of his display but couldn't take a picture of the welding magnet his dad ostensibly had. I think it was a troll.

>>691929417
>using ostensibly twice

stop trying to sound smart faggot

>>691916092
Good God almighty.

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>>691916731
THIS ONE ALWAYS GETS ME

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HSG was a wonderful magical place

>>691917728
rip

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>>691932474

>>691917769
Why the fuck is this a .gif?

>be walking around tar-dubs-get
>stomach been being a bastard for a week now
>quitbeingabitch.jpg
>half way done getting shit I need from store
>grumblies in the tumblies
>haven't had a solid duke in at least 5 days now
>feel pressure behind asshole
>hold it in you bastard
>feel pressure move from stomach to lower abdomen
>walkingfastnow.gif
>open door to bathrooms
>I'm alone, sweet
>pick far corner stall because it's a handicap stall and I like to stretch out
>getting ready to pressure wash the shine off the toilet bowl when I see feet in the stall next to me
>he's in the same shit hell as me
>except he's been here a while
>his shoes are off and he sounds disappointed with his shit
>poor guy
>first push sounds like a high pressure water hose with air pockets in it
>get comfortable. gonne be here a while.
>silence.jpg
>no one comes in
>it's just me and the shoe-less guy
>decide to try and cheer up the guy with a joke.
>"they say laughter is the best medicine."
>dramatic pause
>"unless you have the shits."
>hear him trying not to laugh and fail
>he busts a seal and so does his rectum laughing
>I bust my own rectum laughing
>for 30 seconds the bathroom was filled with the sounds of laughter and squelching shit water
>happysigh.gif
>I'm empty
>I wipe, flush, and leave
>before I exit, I see his feet still under the stall
>you poor bastard
>went and got the rest of my stuff
>thought about him while in the czech out line
>I hope you figured out who number 2 works for.

>>691919098
I wonder if the spiderman guy proceeded to greet eith "it is wednesday my dudes"

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>>691912832
here we go

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>>691934996
ask the nigger i downloaded it from

also if it's readable who cares

>>691918480
They're really written for the amusement of the border-line special needs, to make themselves feel a bit better about themselves. Its cringe af.

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>>691935499
Moot's nose looks like a girl twerking. and you cannot unsee that.

>>691915507
Anyone got the recipe?

>>691936638
I wish

>>691912832
Man, what a terrible employee, he should have immediately asked for the manager and got her fired.

>>691936581
whoa

>>691923920
Wat? Where's the funny part?

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>>691913128
Too much

>>691915507
> Did you get the recipe.

Lost

does anybody have the greentext where the guy buys a gorilla suit and drags a street sign into his friend's house?

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>>691937819
never mind, found it after some googling

my brother is a nortonfag and bought the plan that gives you keys for multiple devices. I made the mistake of accepting a key and norton went full retard and started deleting random pics off my hard drive.

norton: not even once

>>691916658
shit, plz tell me that baby born by drug abusse

>>691937206
No. Please go outside youll miss out on sunlight.

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>>691915000
Anyone have the screencap of this one?

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>>691917402

>>691916092
This guy is 32 now

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Anyone have the screen cap for this?

>>691940669
dammit I lost

>>691940767
amzing teacher right there, teached you what was wrong and how to fix it instead of punishing you. would buy him/her a beer