What would be considered the minimum length you would have to have in order to have a monster cock?
>>691890206
Is that yours?
>>691890206
I dunno, but I have 6.8.
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
Come visit the /b/ dicks room.
>>691890491
Yes it is
>>691892014
How's that kid's mom taste you fucc
>>691892014
Pls take a pic of your massive cock next to this creep pic.
What I think. Based on statistics and personal observation and slight biases.
Micro:
Sub 3.5 inches
small:
Sub 5 inches
Average:
5-5.8 inches
Above average:
5.8-6.5 inches
Large:
6.5-7 inches
Very large:
7.1-7.5 inches
Monster:
Above 7.5 inches
>>691892229
Hold on, don't really have a way to take a picture with my dick next to another pic right now
>>691890206
Probably 8 inches long, 6-7 girth. 7 inches long still looks rather average.
Long and thick, not a pencil = monster cock
>>691892784
Don't 404 on me bro, how much time you need?
If it dies post in adult requests
>>691892922
Check em, how does mine look? The keyboard pic and the original one are me
>>691892768
<3 very larger by your standards.
How about girth, your standards of course?
In the real world, I'd say anything 8 inches or longer is a monster sized cock.
On the internet, it has to be larger than the world record to even be considered average.
>>691893084
Hmmm I'd say it's almost there from being a monster cock. Very close. This is coming from my perspective, really.
If your measurements fit the criteria however, then it's definitely a monster.
Your dick is really nice tho
>>691893136
Small girth would be under 4.5 inches
Average would be around 4.8 inches
Above average would be something like 5.2 inches
Large girth would be around 5.5 inches
Very large is high 5 inches (5.8 or 5.9 for instance)
Monster is above 6 inch girth
>>691893395
Thanks, it's just about 8 inches long and just about 6 inches thick
>>691892768
>>691893432
So I'm above average length and average girth.
Sounds about right to me.
>>691893432
>>691892768
I agree with both of these. I think too many people are unrealistic with girth, but that hits the nail right on the head.
>>691893432
what are some every day items we can use as comparisons to these girth stats?
i feel like i'm below average, and if i try to get hard and tape measure it, i'll probably not be at my full potential
>>691892229
Who is this woman? Gf? Wife?
>>691894184
People on the Internet are always unrealistic when it comes to penis measurements. It is something I have actually read a decent bit about thanks to being an insecure faggot.
>>691894217
If you are American I believe most toilet rolls you buy will have an internal girth of around 5 inches. If you fit it in and are touching the sides, there you go.
Otherwise wrap a tape measure (preferably a very thin one or fabric measuring tape) around the thickest point on your shaft (not your head).
>>691894529
OP here, me doing the toilet paper roll thing
>>691894227
Make the tribute pic and I'll tell you everything.
>>691894943
If you are touching the sides then your girth is probably about 5 inches and your length is 6 inches or maybe high 5 inches yes? Can't see if the roll is touching your pelvis or not.
>>691893432
>>691892768
By that I would be monster length and very large girth, I can stand my this. Too bad on the internet everyone is 15 inches long.
>>691895292
when you say touching do you mean with no space between you and the roll?
>>691895360
You are very lucky with such measurements. One interesting site you might want to check out:
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
i have a 6.75 length and 6 inches girth im a good /b/ros?
>>691895292
It is, I didn't have an empty one to do it with sadly. It's a really tight fit but I can get my dick in. And I stick out about 2.5-3 inches in length
>>691895479
I mean is your shaft rubbing the inside of the roll? As in you cannot jostle the roll around the shaft, your shaft is filling the roll. If it is filling the roll and touching the insides then you are likely around 5 inches in girth.
>>691890206
It's about more than size, monster implies monstrous.
Maybe 6 inches.
>>691895544
Good girth, okay length.
>>691895555
Empty might not be as good because it is more prone to stretching and the cardboard wouldn't be as rigid. Not sure.
It's fine like that, the internal diameter wouldn't change that much.
>>691895782
wew
just tried it and i was pretty snug in there while being semi-hard. i know i don't have monster girth but it's good to know i'm at least average-1mm above average. I'm only 6" so i need some kind of win.
>>691895512
Huh, interesting stuff. Considering the fact that I'm small frame and a little short, I would probably do pretty well in porn.
>>691895953
Here's my balls
Dick r8 thread. OC from a couple nights ago. R8 me bros
>>691896616
Would gargle
>>691895555
naa bro you stick out an inch and a half.
You have a pencil dick. It is longer than most, but thinner.
Bad news buddy. Sorry to break it to ya.
>>691895555
>>691896574
Average girth is a harder thing to find than length. It is not as often measured or present in studies. Most seem to suggest somewhere in the mid 4s (for some) others are high 4s and 5 inches.
Just not as solid as length.
>>691896774
Snugly fitting in a roll isn't pencil dick...
You'd have to have a fair amount of excess space whilst being moderately long to have a pencil dick.
>>691896624
6/10
it ok, not a good pic
>>691892768
>>691893432
yay very large length and large girth ftw
appreciate the ego boost /b/rother
>>691896809
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/this-is-the-length-of-an-average-penis
data from 15,000+ measurements:
>the mean length of a flaccid penis is around 3.6 inches, while the mean length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches. In terms of girth, it's 3.7 inches flaccid and 4.6 inches when erect.
>>691897801
Much lower girth than even I remembered from what I had read.
>>691897756
I am very jealous of your foreskin mate. Nice size.
>>691898053
appreciate it, are you circumsized?
>>691898141
Unfortunately yes.
>>691897980
That's accurate from what I have read.
>>691898343
Well since you posted a source I am inclined to agree with your source. It just sounds very low.
>>691897756
I want it flopped across my face.
9/10 would worship
>>691897756
Can you even keep that thing hard while thrusting?
>>691899600
sounds like fun, are you a girl?
>>691899873
for round 1 ofcourse, round 2 and 3 gets more wobbly-ish
>>691890206
> veryfag
A monster cock is 9" and above and fairly thick.
8" is big, but not that uncommon. Rarity is what makes them monsters.
But all the good it'll do if it's attached to someone useless.
>>691897756
post more...
>>691900779
An 8" dick is ~1/2150 people, I wouldn't call that "not that uncommon".
>>691901543
How many men on earth are there
>>691890206
>>691892784
My main question, OP here. Is would anyone consider this a monster? Or big?
>>691902151
A 0.047 general population occurrence rate is rare.
>>691902151
about tree fiddy
>>691902472
GOD DAMN IT LOCHNESS MONSTER, GET YO OWN DAMN TREE FIDDY
Nigggger
>>691902151
That's 1.6 million men on earth who are 8 inches or longer, out of a population of 3.56 billion men on earth.
So 1,600,000/3,560,000,000, which is 0.044% of men.
>>691904366
Which is to say 11/25,000. So in the entire District of Columbia, maybe 135 men are 8".
Lel
>>691905751
I can't decide whether your dick looks like a bullet after it has hit something, or neapolitan icecream.
Nigger
>>691906392
Sir Lards-a-lot.
>>691906392
Dude, not cool. That's a hate word.
5.8" long
4" girth... so thin and pathetic
>>691892768
>>691893432
Well shit, I'm over all of that, cool
>>691907531
Forgot pic
>>691907616
Shave your dick bro, you shouldn't have hair growing up the shaft.
>>691907790
I agree, I'll do it later
Ehh.. above average length, below average girth. I can even make my gf cum. Kek kill me now
>>691908317
Cant
Rating cocks on my snapchat
Vein on dick turn on or turn off?
Monster is when it starts to get scarry, hence the name monster.
>>691890206
Just tried the toilet roll thing......could not get it in even when flaccid.
>>691908928
My bullshit meter just broke.
>>691907790
Is shaft hair normal or just a mutilated guy thing?
Have it too.
>>691894227
He's gonna get you arrested or pretend your dick is his dick
>>691909293
Normal
>>691909229
I was a little disappointed, actually. I wanted to see if I could split the roll by popping a chub while it was in there.
>>691909293
It's normal, you should just keep it shaved.
>>691909484
>>691909719
Do intact guys just have it when the foreskin is over their head or do they have it even when their head is exposed and skins pulled back?
>>691910295
Good question. They chopped my shit at birth.
>>691910295
Yeah if we don't shave it kinda grows up our shaft if we don't.
>Pic related
>Shaving is a bad idea
>Would rather have a trim bush tbh rather than a baby smooth crotch.
>>691892768
>>691910938
Guess I'm above average in both departments..
>>691910938
There is literally zero shaft hair there. What are you saying?
Here is some cut shaft hair on me.
I'm 8 and I still feel small. Porn ruined me
>>691911511
Post cock for science
>>691911165
That's what I figured. So there's another way us mutilated guys are completely fucked.
God I hate this fucking world
>>691911380
That pic was taken post shave.
This one you can actually tell where I missed a spot shaving. Shits a mess when I don't man scape.
Neighbors having party, can't sleep. Sup /b/
>>691912308
yeah you have some shaft hair. I'd argue it's worse on cut guys though.
I have this pic saved from another dick rate thread, nice looking dick but this guy has shaft hair too.
>>691912099
Girls dont care nearly as much as you do. If she's already about to pull your pants off a little hair isn't going to stop her. At the end of the day confidence and how you use it are going to determine how successful you are with women 100x more than anything you can't control about your dick.
This is coming from an uncut guy with a big dick. It just doesn't matter.
Here is one anon who posted in a dick rate thread, tons of shaft hair. The dude had hot girls on his dick though so who cares.
Just realized I have pics of other guys dicks saved on my phone....
>>691911511
Fuck you for complaining about an 8. I'm six and I wish I could hit at least 6.5.
At least I have a six inch girth.
>>691912959
>uncut guy with big dick
I get what you're saying but conversely that's also very easy for you to say given your position.
>>691890206
probably down to your knee's considering today's standards. 7 inch here, and i never get to fuck
>>691913174
>>691912959
Most guys suffer from foreshortening, we think our junk is smaller than it is because of our angle in relation to our cocks.
>>691913700
Also, checked
>>691913174
There is an endless list of things that you can do to improve your success with women that have nothing to do with you dick. i.e.: hit the gym, dress nicer, become successful
You can spend all day on 4chan boards pitying yourself about something that's out of your hands. Or you can get out there and make yourself into the kind of person that women want to fuck.
>>691893432
Are you telling me I have a monster dick in both categories? 8 x 6 is big but I dunno. Maybe the categories should be wider?
>>691914946
8x6 is literally massive. Make sure you're actually correct in measurements.
>>691915141
Almost nobody measures it correctly. Applies to porn too, you see them measuring a dick from the bottom of the balls up and going "wow 10 inches!"
Even a properly measured 7" dick is actually quite big.
>>691915787
Yep. 7 is very large.
Proper way is indeed bone pressed measurement. I personally am a tad over 6 inches properly measured.
My favorite method of comparison is my iPhone 6+ it is almost exactly the height of my penis (6.2 inches).
>>691914946
6 inches is pretty God damned thick.. >>691915969
I measure it from the base of my cock. (Where my shaft starts) I'm going to do it this way now.. I feel like thats cheating tho.
Proper measured I'm almost 9 inches no joke
>>691916245
If you take your penis and push it downward so it's completely horizontal (mine stands up towards my belly button when erect) it makes the bone pressed length far closer to the non bone pressed length.
I hope that makes some sense. If I'm sitting down and push my dick downwards there's less of a difference.
>>691915969
I gave up on giving accurate measurements a long time ago. So many liars or people who just don't know how to correctly measure it that it makes a number meaningless. Using something for a size comparison like an iPhone is a good idea though.
I just take a picture and let people figure out size with their eyes, which seems to do the trick. Pic related.
about 7 in length
little over 6 in girth. just wish i had more of a wow factor
>>691917395
It's fairly difficult to get an an accurate measurement. I just do am estimate, I don't get any complaints from mine.. at least that's what I "hear". So I guess it can't be bad.
This thread isn't dead yet?
>>691915141
I measured girth in the middle and for length I ran a string from base to tip on the top and measured the segment of string. Girth was similar but wrapped around.
What's/b/ think, am I borderline monster? Just below 8" long and 6 around.
>>691918737
is that you anon? I'd love to have it shoot down my throat
>>691913107
>six years old
>six inch girth
lucky fucker
If dubs, I'll post a pic. So scared! Rolling!
>>691920940
if this is dubs you gotta post a pic
>>691920940
Keep Rolling rolling rolling - what!?
>>691920940
show me your penis
I have a huge cock according to my gf
>>691908713
Not a bunch, yours is pretty good.
What if you can't even get inside a toilet paper roll?
9" by 6.5"
It bends down
>>691922580
then we need pics
for science
>>691920940
last roll
>>691919963
Not bad at all.
>>691921612
>>691921232
>>691921092
I'm still scared. But at least I measured using the standard technique and found out I'm 2/16th of an inch below 7.
I'm way over my mid 20's and can't get the puss though. Only been with 1 girl and had sex maybe 2 times. Confidence goes a long way, guys.
>>691922645
Not even close to 9". A standard can is about 5" high.
Sorry smallguy
If I try to go past that point ill tear my skin
>>691922645
Going on the Internet and telling lies lmao.
Cans are about 5.5 inches tall.
>>691923294
lol
okay bud :)
>>691923433
Get a ruler and prove it faggot
>>691923321
lmao nice tat faggot
But seriously why in the fuck did you get that
>>691923135
thats pretty good sized
you could have my puss
>>691923433
The proof is literally right there. You posted a picture and then lied about what's in the picture.
Pfft. I wish I had a monster dick
>>691924453
Wouldn't you rather wish to be white? ;_;
>>691923742
Literally the most action I've gotten in years.
>>691924999
trips have spoken
post your cock
>>691891155
going in
>>691925389
Hold on...
All you guys are getting is a thumbnail pic though.
>>691908713
Can you get a better pic?
Bump for fun.
5.7 length and 5 girth are my genetics shitty
He's hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hacking and whacking and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and He's hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hacking and whacking and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and He's hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hacking and whacking and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin and hackin and whackin and smackin
>>691926912
That's fine bro.
>>691926912
Your genes aren't shitty. My friend is 4-5" and he's plowed far more puss than me in my life. Far more.
>>691923321
your tattoo is an embarrassment. get that shit removed as soon as possible.
>>691893084
It looks like you should use a ruler for reference.
>>691924453
Rat anyone ?
>>691893432
By your standards, which seem reasonable statistically speaking, I'm above average length, and monster girth. I've looked up girth stats and knew I was top <1ish% so I'm not too surprised, it is kinda nice to see either of my mrasurements fit someone's definition of monster though.
r8 my cockkk
>>691928238
>tfw only 6x5
>>691928460
Split the guts, mister.
>>691894943
My dick is too thick I can't put it through a roll
>>691928575
waaat u meann??
>>691928460
9/10
would suck and fuck all night
>>691928788
That means when you put your weenis inside a vagoo, it's going to go inside a lot.
>(only a small percentage of women get off from penetration though)
>>691928998
true very true
>>691928551
I'm 6.25-6.5 for both measurements depending on how hard I am, 6.5 is only the super diamond strength boners.
>>691929349
Wait do you mean 6 inch length and girth?
>>691928931
plxzz
Thse threads always make me feel better about myself
>>691929728
Whoa whoa whoa whoa there...
over 6" in girth? We want to see.
>>691929788
only if you promise to shoot your load down my throat~
is 7 inches respectable ?
8.5-9" ish, rate?
>>691905751
looks like you ran into a door with a boner
>>691930465
Tree trunk
>>691930465
Jesus Christ you fuckers really need to stop lying.
>>691930201
Yes. It's literally pretty far above average, you'll just make smaller people feel even worse. (Probably what you're trying to do)
>>691929982
ur making it thicker
>>691930965
Ahh, what? I'm not lying at all.
>>691931320
9 inch is a ridiculous fucking claim and you look 7 and a half at most.
>>691892768
>>691893432
7 x 6.5. Nice to monster in girth.
Any femanons with prefs on girth? What size is best, why?
One of my favourite things to do is to go on Tinder and keep swiping left for snapchat usernames and send them dick pics. Maybe 1/20 actually likes it but it's so worth it because the girls who love big dicks are the most fun in the sack.
>>691895555
u sure fam? i can't even fit it inside
>>691931493
Lol..
>>691932636
Lol.. get a ruler.
I could lie and say mines a monster 8.5, typical internet. but I am a true 7 which I still think is good, never really measured girth but estimate 5.5 idk, the women I've been with can all feel it well so
Anyone want to rate
Nice balls! Mine are asymetrical, so one droops lower than the other.
>>691892768
7.5 inches white master race here
feels good man
>>691934307
Balls are meant to be asymmetrical you dumb shit, for the same reason they're out of your fucking body instead of inside/
>>691897756
Henry is that u
r8 nigs
>>691890206
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
Come share dicks in bs dick server.
>>691932385
ok virgin how many girls have u actually been with?
Someone pls cock tribute this bitch
>>691892768
Hey! Looks like I have a monster cock after all! 8x6 here
>>691938686
hnnnnnngh very hot
r8
>>691939128
Glad it is enjoyed :3