Special YLYLHate time
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Hate time
>>691886180
Faggot
Please tell me you watch GoT.
Fubs daggot
Done.
>>691886362
Gotcha faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMnh6ozBQgw
>>691887822
kek'd gently
>>691886180
LOLLLLLLL PEWWW PEW PEW LOL XD :DDD PEWWW PEW PEW LOLOLOL PEW LOL XD PEEEEEEWWWWW PEW PEW PEW LOL :DD PEW LOL :DDD PEW PEW PEW PEW LOL XDD PEW LOL LOL PEWWWWWWWWW XD :D LOOLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLL HAHA nigger
>>691886680
Is he playing fallout 4
https://youtu.be/OEMtPGOwyuo
>>691886180
i don't get it
>>691887822
Moonman
>>691888329
Gg faggot
>>691889148
LOOOL
>>691889148
Haaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaahahahaha
>>691889389
You solved the puzzle
>>691886432
hey! i was in that thread!
>>691890929
Holy kek
>>691886997
Fucking great
>>691891159
Calm down jimmy neutron
>>691891978
Didn't even stretch the eyes, are you even trying?
banana are for gey ppl
>>691886680
i lost
>>691891397
Wtf is wrong with you, you dont fuck with babys.
Mooooooods
>>691891208
Fagget
>>691886362
I fucking love you.
>>691887865
>>691887924
>>691887978
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>691887102
oh shit nigger
>>691894735
CANCER
>>691889148
AYYYYYYYYYAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA TACO NIGGER HAHAHAHAAAHAHA
>>691895145
summer
WELCOME SUMMERFAGS
STEP RIGHT UP FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CANCER
>>691895659
CANCEROUS YLYL TRASH FOR ALL
>>691889148
LOOOOLO PUT DAT OLD COCK INTO THE 12 YEAR OLD LOLOLOL AYY LMAO
NAKED BANANA!
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Naked Banana!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!
>>691893561
Do not try this its hazardous.
>>691896480
CANCER
Still bananas? Really? Goddamn I hope you fall down a hole.
>>691893636
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691887822
>thugzilla
>>691896698
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting the banana again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the banana since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>>691897513
CANCER
>>691897513
It all started from a kiss
and now he's ready to resist
he couldn't take it no more
on the bed, or on the floor
his knees were getting weak, and his back was getting sore
>>691887538
Hmm, I thought it was Berenstein. What's the point in shopping that I don't get the joke
>>691893336
>>691893284
>>691893116
>>691893059
>>691892845
>>691892798
>>691892484
>>691892387
>>691892185
>>691892076
>>691891842
>>691891714
>>691891589
stop stop cannot take it cannot handle your meme! for my safety and security you may not post this meme any more! discontinue all planned future postings of this meme. same f*cking exact hour every goddamn morning and sometimes a little later with different named image. you are a fool if you enjoy the coffy thread! you need a fuken lobomoty if u find urself liking the coffy thread! kicking coffy grounds in ur pet's coat, clean 'em, shithead. bitsch i serve ur dad regler coffy wen he asks for de caf his heart palpitate give out and haveing stroke on flor faget. bithc i would slap u fucken HARD if i ever met u, for this bunch of bullshit u will not stop with. i take the coffy and drink it and wait a bit and then piss it out all into your stupid idiot hair dripping coffy piss bowing thanking me. emptying every last drop of my excrement into any coffy you brew ! squeeze a colostomy bag like tootpaste tube into your coffy. shit ass arabica bean same ass bean steeped in water for every morning heavy metals leeching into your insides! and i smile from the sidelines smiling cackling the fact that you drinking the coffy with shit shit come up the butt into coffy again and forever op sipping on bits of shit staining teeth smelling up breath and nostrils but i make him forever sipping the coffy toilet coffy treat.
>>691898230
You know about the other dimension theory for Berenstein?
>>691890498
every single time
Story time, summerfags
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
ITT: we tell the story of the most shameful thing we have ever done.
Ill start
>be me
>regular thursday night, beating my meat like it owes me $300 dollars
>im laying on my bed and my arm bumps off my jizz rag
>fuck im about to bust and i have nothing to burst my man juices onto
>see green turtle pillow pet next to me
>had turtle pillow pet since i was 6
"Sorry mr. turtle"
>ejaculate with the force of a thousand suns onto mr.turtle
>for the next three weeks i use mr.turtle as a jizz rag
>the bottom side of the poor turtle pillow used to be yellow but now is almost grey
>kek
>flash forward weeks later
>be tonight
>monday
>decide to whack it like usual
>when im about to my little cousin comes into room
"Anon, i cant sleep, can i have mr.turtle tonight?"
>his mother stands next to him and asks if its okay
"Uh... Y-yeah buddy sure you can use it"
>he takes it and runs into room smiling
>tfw my 5 year old cousin is laying his fucking face on a pillow with about 30 gallons of cum seeped into it
>i wanna fucking kill myself
>>691898434
Wat
>>691887822
>9gag
worse than banana cancer.
>>691898434
Where we crossed paths with a dimension where it's spelled Berenstein?
http://www.vice.com/read/the-berensteain-bears-conspiracy-theory-that-has-convinced-the-internet-there-are-parallel-universes
>>691886180
Am I cool yet?
>>691890404
God damn.
>>691886824
You can buy that exact pizza
https://www.ebay.com/itm/112034674939
>>691899276
i never heard of this shit. it WAS always berenstein. WTF is going on?
>>691886432
I was in that thread the other day. Give me a medal because I'm a celebrity!
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>691900072
I'm from the 'stein dimension too.
Many people are.
I wonder if their world in Berenstein is as retarded as our Berenstain world. Maybe we were meant for a better life.
>>691900647
Hitler lost in that dimension too. The only difference there is Mandela is dead and it's Berenstein.
>>691890404
>>691899791
Fuck you both. Hahahahahahhaha!
>>691901163
which would you fuck?
>>691893857
All YouTube celebrities in a nutshell.
>>691887865
lost, please post again
>>691893111
TRIPS
>>691902333
OH MY GOD WHAT
>>691887538
wtf isnt it berenstein
>>691887126
I don't get it.
>>691891397
Daddy's little squirt.
>>691886180
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic cause the popular people has proof that the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is a little pussy and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause try to be better then the popular people but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and cant hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people so thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and try too hard and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is smart and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is a little pussy and is selfish and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and is ugly so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers on tv and movies and facebook and school and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and pathatic and is still going to cock block the popular people and attrative loser people in the future
so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and is a little pussy and try to hurt the popular people and attrative loser people the ugly way and is desperate and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and is smart and is selfish and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then the popular people and everybody and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and ugly n plus smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers or future ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly that is on tv or at school or on facebook or in movies
and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people
>>691903481
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m1-FIAhcSA
>>691900828
Mandela is dead
>>691904103
i fukn knew it. fuck you, banana cancer.
>>691904410
you stupid fuck
>>691904899
yeah... i know....
>>691904103
>>691904410
>>691904899
>>691905192
guys i think something is wrong. i'm actually laughing at the cancer banana
where did it all go so wrong
>>691902333
>>691893111
OHH MYY GODDD
>>691905375
ayyyyy monica. for a second i thought i was being rused again.
>>691905710
Fuck off
>>691905710
FUCK YOU RANDY BOBANDY YOU FUCKING PEDO FAGGOT
>>691905710
ur a pedo
>>691892906
The fuck are those toes
>>691887102
Omg did he really say that??
.ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
>>691906220
yes. many times.
>>691906420
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
